Wizard: I am a goblin
Summary "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chief Archmage of the Golden Sun Red Earth Empire Magic Academy, the founder of the Aether Well Arcane Theory, the master of Bloodline Magic, Wisdom Magic, Abyss Magic, and Primal Magic, the Seven Towers Sovereign, the Mourning Guardian Eternal Lich, the Ancient Dragon Conqueror, the Honorary King of the Hills of the Four Dwarf Kingdoms, the Purple-Robed Cardinal of the Church of Oebak, the Liberator of the Endless Sea, the Everlasting Friend of the Pearl Alliance Merchant Guild, the creator of the Agreement Prohibiting the Enslavement of Underground Races, the Plane Walker, the Honorary President of the Golden Continent Race Harmony Promotion Association..." "Alright, alright, that's enough." The short, pointy-eared man interrupted the master of ceremonies. "Get me a box, Geb can't reach the podium." "I'm very sorry, Your Excellency Archmage." A commotion erupted from behind the podium. A moment later, a cunning and ferocious green face emerged from the podium. "Uh... Hello everyone, my name is Geb. I'm a goblin... Hey hey hey! Mercenary brother, put down your crossbow! Security! Throw him out, or I'll cast an instant-death spell!" A commotion erupted from below the stage. "...As you can see, prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain. However, what I want to say is, if a goblin can become a wizard, what mountain can't be climbed?" A moment of silence followed... then a thunderous cheer erupted from below!
