Chapter 906
IF11
"Li Zhuangsheng!"
With a stern rebuke, Li Zhuangsheng stood up reflexively:
"I wasn't asleep, I wasn't asleep, I was just listening with my eyes half-closed..."
Li Zhuangsheng habitually defended himself.
"You're not asleep yet, you're practically snoring!" Teacher Hong glared at him. "Go wash your face in the bathroom!"
Li Zhuangsheng blushed and, without lingering, quickly walked out of the classroom.
Although it's already September, the lingering heat of summer remains intense. The cicadas chirp incessantly in the sweltering heat, making one yearn for winter snow. In this heat, the entire teaching building seems to be quiet only for the teachers' lectures, creating a stark contrast.
He went into the bathroom, turned on the tap and splashed water on his face, then felt the urge to urinate again. After urinating, Li Zhuangsheng turned on the tap again, squinting his eyes as he enjoyed the cool water.
"call……"
Li Zhuangsheng rinsed his face again, wiped the water away, and strode towards the classroom.
However, at that moment, he saw someone emerge from the women's restroom across the floor, and his steps involuntarily slowed down.
Logically speaking, it's not a big deal for a girl to walk out of the women's restroom. But the problem is that the girl across from them happens to be the prettiest girl in the school, the "school beauty" in many people's eyes.
Li Zhuangsheng pretended to walk towards his classroom, but his eyes kept glancing at her out of the corner of his eye. She had her hair casually tied in a high ponytail, but this most common hairstyle suited her so well.
She was so beautiful, like a fresh orange in summer, as if you could smell the sweet scent of sunshine from afar, making your heart skip a beat.
"Why is Hu Mengdie on the third floor...?"
Li Zhuangsheng was secretly pleased. What good luck! He actually ran into Hu Mengdie at this time. Could it be that there really is some kind of bond between us... Just kidding, just kidding.
Just as he was lost in thought, Li Zhuangsheng suddenly noticed that Hu Mengdie seemed to be looking over as well.
"Damn it, I got caught peeking at her?" Li Zhuangsheng was startled and quickly ran back to the classroom without looking to the side.
I didn't stop because of you. Look at me, I've already run back to the classroom! I wasn't paying attention to you!
"Report!" Li Zhuangsheng raised his hand.
"Awake now?" Teacher Hong glanced at him sideways.
"You're awake!" Li Zhuangsheng nodded obediently.
"Go back now, or you'll have to stand and listen if you doze off again!"
This trip was pretty lucky; at least they ran into Hu Mengdie… Li Zhuangsheng felt a little happy about this small coincidence. At least for that moment, there were only the two of them in the corridor.
However, that was just an illusion. I had a feeling that Hu Mengdie had something to say to him... Hmm, it must be an illusion!
Li Zhuangsheng shook his head, glanced at his equally absent-minded deskmate, and whispered, "Keep an eye on the teacher for me..."
After saying that, without waiting for the other party's reply, he took out his phone, hid it in the book, and secretly started reading a light novel.
When the bell rang, Li Zhuangsheng became even more unscrupulous.
"Ugh, this is so annoying! The women's restroom on the fourth floor is out of water, so a lot of people are using it on the third floor... Hey, Li Zhuangsheng, can I borrow some paper?"
"Okay, take it!" Li Zhuangsheng looked at his phone without looking up.
"I need to borrow some paper too..." "I'll take two sheets too..."
"That's enough, that's enough. Are you sure you can use all of these?"
"I'm not using yours, and Li Zhuangsheng hasn't said anything yet!"
"Exactly, Li Zhuangsheng, do you mind?"
The girls around him were chattering, but Li Zhuangsheng casually waved his hand and said, "It's okay, take whatever you want!"
"Pighead!"
Then came another retaliatory sound of tissues being pulled out. Li Zhuangsheng finally looked up and glanced at the scene.
"Why did you hit me so many times?" Li Zhuangsheng was stunned.
"You're not going to let me smoke?" Zhu Zhixue puffed out her high, imposing chest.
"I didn't say that... Go ahead and smoke if you want..."
Li Zhuangsheng's throat bobbed, and he reflexively looked away, as if it were improper to look at something, but then he succumbed to his unconditioned reflex and couldn't help but steal a glance.
"Oh, right, you just said the women's restroom on the fourth floor was broken, right?" Li Zhuangsheng belatedly realized.
“Yeah, the women’s restroom on the third floor is packed right now.” Zhu Zhixue wrinkled her nose and sat down at the table in front of Li Zhuangsheng, her chest slamming against his desk with a loud “Duang.”
No wonder I saw Hu Mengdie... Fate is truly wondrous!
“I actually have a question,” Li Zhuangsheng’s deskmate raised his hand. “In this situation, people on the fourth floor would prioritize using the toilet on the third floor. But why don’t they go to the fifth floor? The distance is exactly the same!”
“I didn’t expect you to be a philosopher, Zhang Qixiang.” Li Zhuangsheng was surprised. “Although the total distance is the same, one is easy first and then difficult, while the other is difficult first and then easy. People can only focus on the present moment in a short-sighted way. Actually, this is not surprising. After all, there is the story of changing one’s mind frequently. Humans are just more advanced monkeys in the end.”
Zhu Zhixue clapped half-jokingly: "Wow, I never expected you, Li Zhuangsheng, to say something so philosophical!"
Li Zhuangsheng glanced at the chest on the table, a slight smirk playing on his lips. Who do you think I am? I'm a well-read anime/manga fanatic! My perspective and depth of thought are far beyond what you ordinary high school students can compare to!
Another uneventful afternoon passed. Li Zhuangsheng stretched and ran to the cafeteria for lunch.
Of course, it wasn't because he was very hungry, but because he was watching the most exciting part of "Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance" and wanted to finish breakfast before going back to continue watching.
Back in July, I heard that "Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance" was going to be adapted into an anime. I was so excited! I really can't wait to see it!
Li Zhuangsheng was eating voraciously in the cafeteria when he let out a burp. Just then, he saw a tall, thin figure who had also finished eating and was passing by him on his way back to the classroom.
So, Li Zhuangsheng, who was about to get up, sat down again, and waited until the other person was far away before getting up again.
What bad luck to run into Old Demon Lin at this time... Li Zhuangsheng sighed. However, he also met Hu Mengdie in the afternoon, so the positive and negative outcomes cancel each other out!
Actually, Lin Yuehua wasn't that scary; at least compared to monsters, she was quite gentle. Li Zhuangsheng simply kept his distance out of respect.
Back in the classroom, there were already a few people sitting there. Li Zhuangsheng shrank back into his seat, wanting to read the novel for a little while longer before doing his homework.
"Hey, let me tell you, I saw something really funny while I was eating in the cafeteria just now..."
A familiar laugh rang out in front of him, and Li Zhuangsheng knew who it was without even looking up.
Zhu Zhixue was the prettiest girl in the class. She had a round face and big eyes. Some gossipy people at school were spreading rumors about the "Three School Beauties," and Zhu Zhixue was one of them, the other two being Hu Mengdie and Li Xiuyu.
However, Li Zhuangsheng always felt that only Hu Mengdie was a true school beauty.
That brat Li Xiuyu doesn't even deserve to be called a school beauty! Do you know how slovenly she is at home? During summer vacation, she doesn't even wear clothes, just her underwear and wandering around his room!
Zhu Zhixue's title of "school beauty" is rather dubious. Although Li Zhuangsheng and Zhu Zhixue have a good relationship, he secretly feels that Zhu Zhixue's looks are slightly inferior to Hu Mengdie's. He believes that Zhu Zhixue's ability to be considered Hu Mengdie's equal is only due to some vulgar reason. (End of Chapter)