Chapter 397
Yu Xiaogang, are you still a man?
Chapter 397 Yu Xiaogang, are you still a man? (Third update)
anyway.
Yu Xiaogang really likes his foolish teammate Flander. Judging from the current situation, Yu Xiaogang's ability to fool Liu Erlong is definitely due in no small part to the support of this idiot Flander.
The steps have now been provided.
It's time for Yu Xiaogang to tell the truth and give Liu Erlong a proper explanation.
“Erlong, my previous escapes were not because I was cowardly, but because I didn’t know how to face them. Now I’m back. I’ve finally found a way to come back after a lifetime of searching.”
"Erlong, now that I'm back, I'll never leave you again..."
Snapped!
No sooner said than done.
Liu Erlong immediately slapped Yu Xiaogang hard across the face, leaving a handprint.
Can't you even disgust me a little?
You're not planning to leave? Are you going to keep disgusting me?
Do I owe you something?!
Feeling unsatisfied with just one slap, Liu Erlong slapped Yu Xiaogang across the face again, cursing:
"Yu Xiaogang!"
"Are you out of your mind, you piece of trash?!"
???
Yu Xiaogang was completely stunned by the two slaps Liu Erlong delivered.
No?
What happened?
Liu Erlong actually hit me?
The plot isn't unfolding the right way, is it?
She shouldn't have been crying and hugging me, sobbing and saying, "You've finally come, I've finally waited for you."
Why is he hitting people?
Flander was completely bewildered at this moment.
what's the situation?
How can Erlong defeat Xiaogang?
Zhao Wuji and his group couldn't help but laugh. When they arrived, Flander had boasted to them about how much Liu Erlong liked the master... Everyone had assumed that Liu Erlong would be an ugly monster.
but.
Liu Erlong is not ugly. She is so beautiful and talented. How could she possibly be interested in a good-for-nothing like Yu Xiaogang?
Zhao Wuji and the others felt that this was the correct way to present the story, and this was the normal and reasonable way to tell the plot.
At this time.
Yu Xiaogang might think that what Flander said a few days ago when he went back was right: Liu Erlong might love him too much and miss him too much, and hate him because of love!
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang pretended to look guilty and said:
"Erlong, scold me! Hit me! As long as it can resolve your resentment and make you happy, I'm willing to do anything."
"Because this is what I owe you."
[Everyone: 666.]
[I Am an Orphan: Yu Xiaogang, that bastard, seems to actually have some skill!]
[Group member #9: He said he'd do anything, Liu Erlong, why don't you ask him to be a woman from now on, and see if he'd be willing?]
[Dugu Yan: As expected of you!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: I remember Yu Xiaogang isn't a man anymore, is he?]
[Xiao Wu: Yeah, she even wronged Su Yan last time, how dare she come looking for Liu Erlong now?]
"Oh??"
When Liu Erlong saw the message in the group chat, he was so angry that he laughed.
Yes!
Yu Xiaogang, that good-for-nothing beast, he's not even a man anymore, why is he coming to find me and saying he's not leaving?
Are you treating me, Liu Erlong, like a dumping ground for your garbage?
Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaogang with a cold smile, her eyes full of mockery and sarcasm:
"Yu Xiaogang, let me ask you a question: do you even consider yourself a man?"
"You abandoned me back then, and haven't cared for me for so many years. Do you think you're a man?"
"Now you think you can just come back whenever you want? Do you think I owe you something?"
"Yu Xiaogang, answer me seriously now, you piece of trash, are you even a man?"
"Yu Xiaogang, are you even a man?!"
[Everyone: 666.]
Tang Yuehua and Ling Yuan stared at Liu Erlong in disbelief. It seemed Liu Erlong's IQ had suddenly skyrocketed!
Double entendre.
It was a stroke of genius.
Zhao Wuji and his group instantly froze, exchanging glances, completely awestruck. This Liu Erlong was simply amazing.
Yu Xiaogang is indeed no longer a man.
Dude!
You really hurt me.
Flander's expression also became complicated at this moment.
This is this...
Although it was just Liu Erlong questioning him about the past, Xiao Gang is really not a man anymore.
If Liu Erlong were to insult Flander and Zhao Wuji by saying they weren't men, Flander would feel pathetic, while Zhao Wuji would just laugh it off.
But Liu Erlong is now cursing Yu Xiaogang, which immediately breaks Yu Xiaogang's defenses, because the current Yu Xiaogang is indeed no longer a man physically.
and so.
Liu Erlong's words were like magic that inflicted real damage, dealing multiple critical blows to Yu Xiaogang's character, mentality, and physical health!
Lies don't hurt, truth is the knife.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang felt an overwhelming resentment, his face turned extremely pale, and his emotions completely erupted.
"Liu Erlong, you're right. I'm not a man anymore. I, Yu Xiaogang, am no longer a man. Are you satisfied now?"
"The reason I've been running away isn't because I'm weak, but because I don't want you to suffer the cold stares and contempt of the world. I don't want you to get hurt in any way, do you understand?"
At this point, Yu Xiaogang suddenly revealed his true feelings.
"I originally thought we would never have a chance to be together in this lifetime, until a few days ago, I learned what spiritual love is."
"I, Yu Xiaogang, am helpless in the face of the cruel tricks of fate, but the fact that I dare to come to you today proves that I can give you happiness, because I have chosen not to be a man, and I want to be with you."
"Erlong, in order to prove to the world that our love is true and pure, I gave up my right to be a man, so that I could be with you."
"Only in this way will the world not laugh at or ridicule you after they find out we are siblings. They will respect our love in their hearts because our love is true love—a spiritual love!"
In an instant.
The group chat and the scene were completely silent.
Zhao Wuji, Tang San, and their group were also stunned.
A platonic relationship?
good good!
Master is indeed a master, your ability to learn and imitate is truly strong, you actually want to engage in a spiritual relationship?
No wonder you looked so serious back then!
You're studying!
and many more?
What do you mean by this, Yu Xiaogang?
Did you secretly uninstall your QQ and other apps yourself?
That can't be right!
Didn't you say that Su Yan secretly uninstalled your QQ account, that you've always hated Su Yan, and that you wanted to find Bibi Dong and have her kill Su Yan to get revenge?
So that's it.
Your QQ system automatically switches to a different uninstallation method when needed, right?
Flander was also a little confused... Who cut up Xiao Gang's chicken?
Wasn't it said that Su Yan did it?
This is not.
Tang Yuehua felt somewhat offended at this moment.
What the hell?
A platonic relationship?
Yu Xiaogang, you bastard, you actually did it for real?
[Everyone: ???]
[Dugu Yan: Something doesn't feel right. Could it be that Yu Xiaogang really cut it himself, for the sake of a spiritual relationship with Liu Erlong?]
[Bibi Dong: You might as well believe Su Yan cut it for him instead of Yu Xiaogang cutting it himself.]
[Tang Yuehua: Su Yan, weren't you guys in the Dou Dizhu 2 world back then?]
[Group member #9: Although Yu Xiaogang now says he's given up his right to be a man, back in Shrek Academy, he and Tang San hated Su Yan to the core because of it.]
[Winter's Cuteness: So Yu Xiaogang definitely didn't cut this himself. He's just lying to Liu Erlong, right?]
[Poseidon: I'm dying of laughter! Yu Xiaogang is quite the character! He's not even a man anymore, yet he still comes looking for Liu Erlong. Is he trying to have some kind of platonic relationship?]
[Shuiyue'er: I don't think the most outrageous one is Yu Xiaogang, but rather Flander, who brought him along?]
[Everyone: ???]
(End of this chapter)