: Chrysanthemum Acupressure Technique, the Birth of the Kidney Deficiency Duo

Chapter 4: The Chrysanthemum Acupressure Technique, the Birth of the Kidney Deficiency Duo

"You filthy beggar, how dare you ignore me! Die!"

Ma Hongjun was already prone to fits of rage due to his evil temper, and being ignored by a beggar only fueled his anger and caused him to ignite the beggar.

In an instant, soul power surged, and the Grass Chicken Martial Soul was revealed.

His martial soul mutated, but it didn't mutate entirely for the better.

It is an evil fire with a higher temperature than ordinary flames.

"First Soul Skill, Phoenix Fire Line!"

Ma Hongjun took a deep breath, his chest bulging, and then he puffed out his cheeks and blew it out with all his might.

A blinding magenta streak of fire, like an arrow released from a bow, shot toward Lan Minghua with intense heat and fierce momentum.

Faced with this fierce attack, Lan Minghua simply raised his hand unhurriedly, without making any defense.

"boom!"

With a deafening roar, Phoenix Fireline seemed to have crashed into an indestructible, invisible wall.

The energy went out of control in an instant and suddenly scattered in all directions.

Lan Minghua clearly sensed that the power of Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Fire Line was enough to easily take the life of an ordinary person.

"If I hadn't played the role of the rotten-hearted Hua, I would have died from this attack."

The coldness in his eyes under the fireworks was even more chilling and piercing as he pondered to himself.

"What! How could this filthy beggar possibly block my first soul skill?!"

Ma Hongjun's eyes widened in disbelief as he roared.

"Young man, being so impulsive will only make you a target for a beating."

Lan Minghua's voice rang out slowly, not yet having completely faded.

With a "whoosh," a slipper shot out like a black lightning bolt.

Against the trajectory of the phoenix fire line, it slapped towards Ma Hongjun's face with overwhelming force.

The slipper flew with tremendous force, instantly extinguishing the Phoenix Fireline.

The speed was too fast; Ma Hongjun had no time to react at all.

"Snapped!"

The slipper slammed heavily onto Ma Hongjun's face with tremendous force.

This immense force snapped Ma Hongjun's nose bridge the moment they made contact.

Immediately, blood gushed out of his nose like a fountain.

Ma Hongjun's feet left the ground, and like a kite with a broken string, he flew backward several meters before crashing heavily to the ground.

He lay on the ground, his eyes vacant, his bright red slippers glaringly conspicuous.

After bouncing off Ma Hongjun's face, the slipper seemed to be drawn by a mysterious force, flying precisely back to Lan Minghua's raised foot.

"Fatty! You bastard, what have you done?!"

Behind Lan Minghua, Dai Mubai, who had just returned from a fierce battle with the twins, happened to witness this scene.

As Ma Hongjun's boss, he naturally couldn't stand by and watch his underlings suffer.

Without asking any questions, he activated his martial spirit and launched a direct attack on Lan Minghua.

"Second Soul Skill, White Tiger Blazing Light Wave!"

He placed his hands around his mouth like a megaphone, and a milky white light wave shot out from his mouth.

He struck Lan Minghua hard in the back.

The attacks are almost identical to those in Phoenix Fireline; it just goes to show that birds of a feather flock together.

Lan Minghua slowly turned around and disappeared from the spot just as the White Tiger's fierce light wave was about to hit him.

Almost instantly, he appeared behind Dai Mubai.

"Chrysanthemum Acupressure Technique!"

With his hands clasped together, his index and middle fingers joined together, he thrust them forcefully into Dai Mubai's chrysanthemum.

Dai Mubai felt a chill run down his spine, but his body couldn't react at all.

"what!"

He screamed in agony, clutching his anus, and shot into the sky like a rocket, finally landing beside Ma Hongjun, foaming at the mouth.

Lan Minghua disgustedly picked up some dirt from the ground and wiped it on his fingers.

Although the Chrysanthemum Acupuncture Technique is performed in the same way as the Thousand Years of Death, it has an additional function.

It causes kidney deficiency in those who get it, and nothing you eat will help them for life.

For someone as womanizing as Dai Mubai, this was undoubtedly the best punishment.

Lan Minghua strode towards Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, preparing to deliver a chrysanthemum acupuncture to Ma Hongjun as well.

Ma Hongjun snapped out of his daze and stared at Dai Mubai, who was foaming at the mouth while clutching his anus, completely dumbfounded.

"Dai, Boss Dai, what's wrong with you?!"

No matter how much he shook him, Dai Mubai showed no signs of waking up.

Lan Minghua approached Ma Hongjun, looking down at him. "Little fatty, were you trying to kill me just now?"

Having witnessed Lan Minghua's abilities, Ma Hongjun vehemently denied it.

"Senior, this is not my fault. It's because I can't control the evil fire within me, which makes me do things that are hard to control."

"Please forgive me this time, I'm so magnanimous. It's all my fault for attacking you; otherwise, I wouldn't have done it!"

He was very cunning, blaming everything on evil spirits to cover up his actions.

However, such crude tricks could not possibly fool Lan Minghua's eyes.

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Since Ma Hongjun has shifted the blame to the evil fire, then he has no choice but to help resolve the evil fire.

Ultimately, relieving internal heat and not relieving internal heat are essentially the same thing.

If the kidneys are deficient, what kind of internal heat needs to be released?

Lan Minghua's eyes also turned playful, making Ma Hongjun feel a chill run down his spine.

Knowing that Lan Minghua wouldn't let him off easily, Ma Hongjun immediately abandoned Dai Mubai and tried to escape as fast as he could.

However, his climbing gave Lan Minghua the perfect angle to unleash his Chrysanthemum Acupuncture Technique.

"Little Fatty, since it's the evil fire that's making you act irrationally, then I'll kindly help you solve the problem of the evil fire."

Ma Hongjun was overjoyed upon hearing this, genuinely believing that Lan Minghua could help him resolve his problem of "evil fire".

Before he could react, a sharp pain shot through his anus, the intense sensation shooting straight to the top of his head.

He covered his protruding buttocks with both hands, foaming at the mouth, becoming comrades-in-arms with Dai Mubai beside him.

Lan Minghua rubbed his hands under his armpits to get rid of the unpleasant smell.

He stared calmly at Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun lying on the ground, and the fact that he didn't take away their tools of the crime was already the greatest mercy he could show.

Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun: Mercy? Mercy my ass!

They still have the tools they used to commit the crime, but they can't lift them up; they can only look at them but not use them, which is even more painful than killing them.

However, they deserved it; they were just born to suffer this calamity.

Lan Minghua turned his head slightly and sensed someone approaching from inside Shrek Academy.

"What are you two yelling about? You're always out gallivanting around, not only do you not help, but you also cause trouble here and there! I'll beat you to a pulp!"

Zhao Wuji walked out cursing, but he immediately became alert when he saw Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun lying on the ground.

"Who are you? What are you doing at Shrek Academy?!"

His instincts told him that the person in front of him was very dangerous.

Seeing that Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun had only fainted, they did not immediately take action.

Upon seeing that the visitor was Zhao Wuji, Lan Minghua said calmly, "It's me, the one Flander introduced. What, didn't he tell you?"

Only after being reminded did Zao Wou-Ki realize what was happening.

Unexpectedly, the person who looked like a beggar was the one Flander had mentioned whose strength was no less than his.

"So it's Andy Lau! No wonder he's so talented. It's like the floodwaters washed away the Dragon King's temple!"

Zhao Wuji wasn't stupid enough to fight with Lan Minghua just because he stood up for Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun.

As the vice dean, he knew their personalities very well.

So he shouted loudly, "Little Ao, you have business!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Oscar appeared beside Zhao Wuji on his tricycle at lightning speed.

"Where's the business? Where's the business?!"

Speechless, Zhao Wuji slapped Oscar on the head.

"Hurry up and give Mu Bai and the others a big sausage. Lying on the ground is affecting the academy's image, and it wouldn't be good if it delayed the new teacher."

Oscar looked up, puzzled, and asked, "The new teacher? Which one is it?"

Suddenly, his gaze fell on Lan Minghua.

Lan Minghua was also looking at him, and chuckled, "Handsome, we meet again."

(End of this chapter)