Tang 3: Master, be my husband!

Chapter 5 Tang San: Master, be my husband!

Tang San stretched out his hand, preparing to reveal his hidden arrow. Suddenly, an inexplicable impulse surged into his heart, and Tang San's legs went weak, causing him to kneel on the ground with a thud!

Immediately afterwards, Tang San suddenly braced himself with both hands, bent down, and slammed his forehead against the ground, making loud thuds!

The doorman, who had been looking down on people, and Old Jack, who was filled with righteous indignation, were both stunned. Old Jack exclaimed in shock:

"What are you doing, mistress? We may be poor, but we have pride! Get up!"

Tang San seemed not to hear him and continued to kneel on the ground and kowtow.

He felt great pleasure from the banging, it was very comfortable, and he felt very justified in doing it!

The doorman was completely dumbfounded, his CPU seemed to overheat, and he stammered:

"Don't think that just because you kowtow to me, I'll let you beggars in."

[System notification: Modifications related to mental health have a time limit.]

Bai Yu heard the system's voice in his ear, while Tang San suddenly felt dizzy and found himself kneeling on the ground, which made him furious.

Why the hell did I kneel down and kowtow? This is an utter disgrace!

He looked at the gatekeeper, his eyes filled with rage. This guy must be behind this. I'm going to kill him!

[Plot: Tang San, enraged, prepares to kill the gatekeeper with a hidden weapon.]

Bai Yu had a flash of inspiration and changed "器" to "号".

Tang San's eyes blazed with fury. He raised his hidden arrow, aimed it at the gatekeeper, and was about to fire when he suddenly roared:

"If the front wheel doesn't turn, the back wheel will!"

Old Jack: "?"

concierge:"??"

What the heck is that??

Seeing that the gatekeeper was unharmed, Tang San's anger intensified, and he roared again:

"I love you, even if I walk alone through dark alleys!"

The doorman was horrified. Could this guy be mentally ill?

Perhaps we should ask a faculty member to handle this.

Just then, Yu Xiaogang walked over. Sensing the awkward atmosphere, he hurriedly asked:

"What happened?"

Old Jack had long suspected that the mistress was mentally unstable due to her low self-esteem. Seeing Yu Xiaogang speak, he assumed he was a leader from the academy and approached him with his credentials.

After reading it, Yu Xiaogang nodded and said:

"He is indeed a work-study student."

After saying that, he looked at the gatekeeper and asked:

"Are you discriminating against them?"

At this moment, Tang San roared again:

"Yoshi yoshi, slippery as a jerk, if you don't slippery, I can't eat!"

Yu Xiaogang: "???"

The doorman, looking like he'd seen a ghost, said:

"That's it, he suddenly started yelling and saying strange things!"

Yu Xiaogang's lips twitched as he looked at Old Jack and Bai Yu, and asked:

"What's his situation?"

Old Jack was also dumbfounded, but Bai Yu coughed twice and said:

"He's quite emotional; he'll probably be fine in a little while."

Yu Xiaogang: "."

"Ahem, alright, you two come with me, I'll take you to the reporting office."

Old Jack watched Tang San and Bai Yu enter Notting Academy, tears welling in his eyes, and shouted:

"Xiao San, Xiao Yu, you two need to work harder!"

Soon, the three of them walked and talked, and Bai Yu excused himself to go to the restroom, thus avoiding their conversation.

I have no choice but to hide. If Yu Xiaogang points out on the spot that Tang San has twin martial souls, and I hear it, wouldn't Tang San and Tang Hao hold a grudge against me?

Seeing Bai Yu leave, Yu Xiaogang thought to himself that he must take these two with innate full soul power as his disciples, and he would start by targeting Tang San.

"Tang San, can I see your martial soul?"

Tang San hesitated for a moment, but Yu Xiaogang persuaded him, and Tang San finally released Haotian Dog, and then farted.

Yu Xiaogang was stunned. This was a disciple bestowed upon him by heaven!

"Tang San, would you be willing to become my disciple?"

[Plot: Tang San was amazed by Yu Xiaogang's words and prepared to acknowledge Yu Xiaogang as his teacher]

Bai Yu, who was watching from the shadows, suppressed a laugh and changed "shi" to "gong".

Suddenly, Tang San knelt down on one knee, looking at Yu Xiaogang with a sincere and affectionate gaze.

Yu Xiaogang was stunned. Why are you kneeling on one knee? And why are you looking at me with such affectionate eyes?

At this moment, Tang San said with deep emotion:

"Master, I love you. From the first moment I saw you, I fell deeply in love with you. I love your sexy beard, I love your shiny bald head. Master, please be my husband!"

Yu Xiaogang:

Bai Yu, hiding in the shadows, almost suffered internal injuries from holding it in.

Yu Xiaogang's CPU completely exploded. Looking at Tang San, who was gazing at him with affection, he felt as shocked as if he had eaten two pounds of Lao Ba's secret-recipe mini hamburgers.

"This is...you...ah?"

Yu Xiaogang screamed. It turned out that Tang San, seeing that he refused to agree, knelt down and rushed over to hug his legs.

"Master, please allow me to kneel before your boots of wisdom!"

Yu Xiaogang:

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was shocked by Tang San's marriage proposal, rejected it, and gave Tang San a long and earnest lecture.]

Although he had used up his three free chances, he had a lot of points, so in order to watch the show, he redeemed a basic modification chance and changed "no" to "yes".

Anyway, you can get 1 point for every redemption and 1 point for every modification, so there's no cost involved. It's perfect for people who want to have fun!

Just as the master was about to sternly refuse Tang San, he suddenly noticed how delicate Tang San's youthful face was and how pleasing his deep blue hair was to the eye. Having such a young girl as a wife seemed to fit Yu Xiaogang's fantasies quite well!

"Tang San, I promise you!"

Tang San was overjoyed:

"Really?"

Yu Xiaogang nodded and said with deep emotion:

"Yes, Tang San, don't worry. Although I'm old and haven't accomplished anything, I will never let you down! From today onwards, we are destined to be together, and I will treat you well."

Tang San seemed to transform into Tang Daiyu, speaking in a delicate, sweet voice:

"That's wonderful, honey! I love you to death!"

The master also said with a gentle expression:

"Great! Little San, your spirit is exactly the same as mine! You're both farting! We're a match made in heaven! My spirit is Luo Sanpao, from today onwards, you'll be called Tang Sanpao!"

"Tang Sanpao? What a great name!"

The two gazed deeply into each other's eyes. Just then, Bai Yu walked over from a distance and shouted:

"Hey! You mistress! What are you doing?"

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang suddenly shuddered, their eyes clearing, and then they both looked as if they had seen a ghost.

"ah!!"

Tang San jumped up from the ground and, without saying a word, slapped himself twice across the face!

"What nonsense am I talking about? What nonsense am I talking about?!"

Yu Xiaogang was so angry that his beard trembled, and he slapped himself.

"I, I, Yu Xiaogang, have lived most of my life, and yet, I would actually do such a thing to a child."

Both of them were inwardly condemning themselves.

Bai Yu feigned ignorance and said:

"Your faces are so red, what happened?"

"No!!"

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San shouted in unison.

The two exchanged a glance, and Yu Xiaogang said:

"Tang San has already become my disciple; he was just going through the formal apprenticeship ceremony!"

Tang San echoed:

"That's right, I've already become the master's apprentice!"

The two instantly reached an understanding: this matter must absolutely not be told to anyone, absolutely!

Bai Yu looked like he had just realized something, and then asked:

"If you're going to become apprentices, why are your faces so red?"

Yu Xiaogang choked on his own saliva and coughed for a while before saying:

"Because I'm so excited, yes, so excited. Bai Yu, since Tang San has already become my disciple, why don't you become my disciple too?"

Tang San nodded. At this moment, he and Yu Xiaogang were on the same side. He also said to Bai Yu:

"Xiaoyu, let's become disciples together!"

Bai Yu looked at the blushing Yu Xiaogang and asked:

"So what can you teach me?"

Yu Xiaogang puffed out his chest and said proudly:

"The Ten Core Competitive Theories of Martial Soul!"

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang tries to trick you into becoming his disciple by using the Ten Core Competitive Theories of Martial Soul]

Bai Yu silently changed "ten" to "ten thousand".

(End of this chapter)