Chapter 80
How Old Are You
Chapter 80 How Old Are You
That's what happened.
The red bean stew in Tsuchigumo Hidden Village is delicious.
In a fight over the last piece of red bean sauce, Uzumaki Flame got into an argument with someone, which escalated into a one-on-one duel.
Then he readily lost.
But in this world, power matters, so he decisively had Ayaka start calling for reinforcements.
Then it was one, two, three, four.
Hikari Uzumaki, Yuto Uzumaki, Murakumo Kurama, and Mikoto Uchiha.
Four people sat in a row.
He sat motionless outside the red bean curd shop, only his mouth could speak.
A little boy with a watermelon-shaped haircut stood in front of them, and he looked about the same age as Xuanwu Yan.
He said to the villagers who had gathered around, "Everyone saw it. Be a witness for me. He asked me to hit him. I've never heard of such a perverted request."
"And you!"
He raised his hand and pointed towards the saddle horse amidst the clouds.
"What are you trying to do, shaving half your head like that? Are you some kind of gangster?!"
Kurama Murakumo, who was about to retort, was hit where it hurt and sadly lowered his head.
Hearing her teammate being mocked, Mikoto Uchiha was furious and retorted sarcastically, "Pah! How dare someone like you call yourself Hashirama!"
Hashirama Tsuchigumo chuckled upon hearing this.
"Why are you embarrassed? My father admired Hashirama Senju and respected him as a great ninja, so he named me Hashirama. Is that not allowed?"
Mikoto Uchiha spat.
How could there be such a strange naming method? I would never name my child like that, even if you killed me.
"Make way, make way, so you're Hashirama?"
A huge finger jabbed in front of Hashirama Tsuchigumo, and he saw a burly man with a thick beard staring at him.
"You're one of them too? We agreed that you weren't allowed to bully children, and adults weren't allowed to get involved."
After he finished speaking, he pointed to the corner of the shop wall, where Koichi Uzumaki was squatting and awkwardly waving at Shinnosuke Sarutobi.
He came along when Ayaka Uzumaki first went back to ask for help.
However, he didn't expect that his own subordinate and the other party had made such a rule, which made it difficult for him to intervene.
Since they were all the same age, and trusting his companion, he stood by and prepared to watch the show.
Unexpectedly, this show turned out to be a trilogy, and all three of them were completely blown away.
This left him with no choice but to send Ayaka to make a final appeal for help.
After listening to Koichi Uzumaki's account, Shinnosuke Sarutobi sighed with regret.
I wanted to test my skills against Hashirama, but alas, I never had the chance.
Otherwise, I'll have something to brag about to my old man when I get back.
I've fought Hashirama, have you?
All three of them turned their gazes to Yang Xiang at the same time.
It's all up to you now.
Upon seeing Yang Xiang arrive, the defeated team members sitting at the store entrance were also pleasantly surprised.
Whirlpool Flame shouted, "Boss Yang Xiang, he's crippled! Beat him up!"
When Hashirama Tsuchigumo saw the group suddenly become arrogant, he followed their gaze.
The sunlight overhead is blocked.
He looked at Yang Xiang, who was two heads taller than him.
"How old are you."
"26"
"Then you're an adult, right?"
Upon hearing their conversation, Uzumaki Yan roared in anger.
"Stop joking, Yang Xiang, you're only thirteen."
Yang Xiang scratched his ear.
"Oh, you mean age? I am indeed thirteen years old."
This is so troublesome. Isn't this just letting him bully the child?
He now eats at the same table where he drinks.
Hashirama Tsuchigumo glanced at Yang Xiang, then pointed to himself.
Is this guy thirteen years old?
"Do you think I'm stupid? You're twice my height."
Yang Xiang said casually, "My family is relatively well-off, and I've been drinking milk since I was a child."
A vein throbbed in the temple between the pillars of the earth spider.
This has nothing to do with family background. Even if his family is well-off, he still grew up sucking on cow's pacifiers and didn't grow this big!
Seeing that Yang Xiang seemed determined to spar with him, he suddenly hesitated.
"Wait a minute, I was just attacked by a barrage of attacks, I need to rest for a bit."
Uchiha Mikoto scoffed upon hearing this.
"If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. What do you mean by taking a break?"
The Earth Spider Hashirama suddenly jumped up.
"What do you mean, 'can't it'? What's wrong with it? Fine, come on!"
He waved to Yang Xiang, forming a seal of opposition.
Yang Xiang sighed and could only form a hand seal as well.
Tsuchigumo Hashirama looked at Yang Xiang's leisurely posture and sneered inwardly.
You idiot, you think being big means you can beat me.
Let me show you the barrier techniques of our Earth Spider clan.
Do you really think I'm just a nobody? Among my peers, only Madara can beat me!
The Earth Spider flipped its hand, preparing to unleash a binding technique with a single word.
If things go as he predicted, Yang Xiang on the other side will be just like the others before him, all barking and no fighting back.
Once this barrier falls on you, you can only obediently be bound.
Yang Xiang looked at his opponent with a puzzled expression.
Is it because I look like someone who makes people underestimate me?
Hashirama, why are you laughing?
Yang Xiang raised his hand and punched the kid on the forehead.
Boom!
Tsuchigumo Hashirama slammed his head on the ground and fell asleep immediately.
That's it?
Yang Xiang looked at his companion with a puzzled expression.
He thought he was really strong, taking on four opponents at once.
As the caster fell unconscious, the binding spell on Mikoto and the others was released, and the group awkwardly approached Yang Xiang.
What's so great about pastries and desserts that they caused such a commotion?
Pure carbohydrates are the only way to go!
Yang Xiang led everyone present to the ramen shop in Tsuchigumo Hidden Village, one bowl per person, with extra meat in the large bowl!
Tsuchigumo Hashirama sat next to Yang Xiang, slurping his noodles.
"I thought I was invincible, but I never expected there were still experts out there."
"Indeed, heroes of the world are as numerous as carp crossing a river."
Considering they were still in the other village, and upholding the principle of peace above all else, Yang Xiang immediately had Uzumaki Yan carry the Earth Spider Hashirama.
Moreover, this kid does have a good personality. After waking up, he didn't blame the others. Instead, he laughed and seemed quite willing to befriend them.
Since we were all the same age, we quickly hit it off.
At this moment, he was looking at Yang Xiang with bright eyes.
"You're traveling merchants!"
"Then you must have seen a lot of the world!"
"I've always wanted to visit Konoha."
"Have you met anyone from Konoha? Between me and a Konoha genin, who is stronger?"
Yang Xiang thought for a moment and replied seriously, "Then the genin of Konoha are still stronger."
Sitting in the corner, Kouichi Whirlpool felt as if time had reversed.
He seemed to see his younger self reflected in Hashirama Tsuchigumo.
Poor child, you can't compare yourself to anyone else.
He had been tricked in the same way when he first met Yang Xiang.
He didn't find out until he went to Konoha to participate in the Joint Chunin Exams.
Sometimes the difference between people is greater than the difference between people and dogs.
In Uzushio Village, he also thought he was invincible, only to have his dream of Hashirama shattered by Yang Xiang's punch.
It seems that this boy, who is now simply called Hashirama, cannot escape this fate either.
Hikari picked up the milk in front of her and drank it all in one gulp.
Drink this milk, and forget about that kid.