Chapter 415
I'm Just Shit
Chapter 415 I'm Just Shit
The knowledge that Li Zhi has mastered comes from those masters in the later generations. If you want to talk about other Buddhism... Li Zhi knows a P!
But it is specious, Li Zhi is not weak in deception.
Li Zhi can say a few words at will, and King Ming will be deeply involved and understand the root of it.
However, Li Zhi's words made Venerable Huanxi and Venerable King Ming overjoyed. What is their purpose for coming out?Isn't it just coming to the east to steal... ah, no... Should it be Duhua's baby, Duhua's?
Now seeing such a wise man as Li Zhi, how could they let him go?
The two looked at each other, and suddenly said to Li Zhi: "Fellow Daoist, there is actually a boundless Paradise in the west of me. In the Paradise of Paradise in the west, there are countless Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and there are even beautiful Bodhisattvas who can sleep for two days..."
At this time, Venerable Huanxi had just finished speaking when he was interrupted by Venerable King Ming: "Not only that, we also have countless Daoist scriptures in the west, which respect Buddhism, and there are countless believers in the west, who can absorb the endless power of faith."
"There are countless treasures. In the west of me, there are even Seven Treasures Forest, Bade Pond, and Nine Grade Lotus Platform, all blooming everywhere..."
Li Zhi nodded, pretending to be mysterious and said to Venerable Huanxi: "Friend Daoist, you have a picture. What do you think it is?"
Li Zhi kicked the Roaring Sky Dog fiercely. The Roaring Sky Dog didn't know what the owner was going to do, so he glanced at Li Zhi aggrievedly, and heard Li Zhi's sound transmission sounded in his ears: Shit! !Hurry up!
Xiao Tiangou looked helpless: "Ah? Shit?"
"If you ask you to pull, you can pull it. How can there be so much nonsense!"
Xiao Tiangou, who had already cultivated to the Golden Immortal Realm, hadn't pooped for many years, but he had to do it after hearing Li Zhi's words. He had no choice but to squat on the side of the road and pooped.
Li Zhi pointed at the pile of shit and said, "What is this? Do you think he is King Ming?"
After listening to Li Zhi's words, Venerable Huanxi shook his head, with a confused expression on his face: "Are you saying that Venerable Wang is this piece of shit?"
Li Zhi secretly smiled in his heart: Yes, yes, yes, your mother is right.
But the mouth said: "Shit is dog shit, King Ming is King Ming, King Ming is dog shit, dog shit is King Ming, is there any difference between the two?"
"No self, no other, no you, there is nothing in this world, so what if it is shit, so what if it is King Ming?"
King Ming suddenly realized when he heard it. Although he didn't understand, he knew that these words must contain the philosophy of heaven and earth. He admired Li Zhi so much that he even gave Li Zhi a deep respect.
Then he said: "Fellow Daoist is really a master! I am a piece of shit!"
He thought to himself that this royal fellow Taoist just talked quite thoroughly with Venerable Huanxi, and he explained the art of dual cultivation so vividly that Venerable Huanxi couldn't help but admire him.
With savvy and wisdom, such a person can definitely get a high position in the West and even be directly named a Buddha. If he is brought back, the two leaders will be very happy!If you don't move, you will reward yourself...
In fact, in the west, understanding and wisdom are more important, especially people with deep wisdom like Li Zhi, which are not available in the west. There are no people born in the barren west, except for the two people who gave birth to Jieyin and Zhunti, and the rest It can be described as average.
The more the two felt that Li Zhi was powerful, the more they felt that this matter was unusual. If the two of them took Li Zhi away, the leader would not only reward them, but might even give them a magic weapon directly, wishing them to increase their mana.
(End of this chapter)
The knowledge that Li Zhi has mastered comes from those masters in the later generations. If you want to talk about other Buddhism... Li Zhi knows a P!
But it is specious, Li Zhi is not weak in deception.
Li Zhi can say a few words at will, and King Ming will be deeply involved and understand the root of it.
However, Li Zhi's words made Venerable Huanxi and Venerable King Ming overjoyed. What is their purpose for coming out?Isn't it just coming to the east to steal... ah, no... Should it be Duhua's baby, Duhua's?
Now seeing such a wise man as Li Zhi, how could they let him go?
The two looked at each other, and suddenly said to Li Zhi: "Fellow Daoist, there is actually a boundless Paradise in the west of me. In the Paradise of Paradise in the west, there are countless Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and there are even beautiful Bodhisattvas who can sleep for two days..."
At this time, Venerable Huanxi had just finished speaking when he was interrupted by Venerable King Ming: "Not only that, we also have countless Daoist scriptures in the west, which respect Buddhism, and there are countless believers in the west, who can absorb the endless power of faith."
"There are countless treasures. In the west of me, there are even Seven Treasures Forest, Bade Pond, and Nine Grade Lotus Platform, all blooming everywhere..."
Li Zhi nodded, pretending to be mysterious and said to Venerable Huanxi: "Friend Daoist, you have a picture. What do you think it is?"
Li Zhi kicked the Roaring Sky Dog fiercely. The Roaring Sky Dog didn't know what the owner was going to do, so he glanced at Li Zhi aggrievedly, and heard Li Zhi's sound transmission sounded in his ears: Shit! !Hurry up!
Xiao Tiangou looked helpless: "Ah? Shit?"
"If you ask you to pull, you can pull it. How can there be so much nonsense!"
Xiao Tiangou, who had already cultivated to the Golden Immortal Realm, hadn't pooped for many years, but he had to do it after hearing Li Zhi's words. He had no choice but to squat on the side of the road and pooped.
Li Zhi pointed at the pile of shit and said, "What is this? Do you think he is King Ming?"
After listening to Li Zhi's words, Venerable Huanxi shook his head, with a confused expression on his face: "Are you saying that Venerable Wang is this piece of shit?"
Li Zhi secretly smiled in his heart: Yes, yes, yes, your mother is right.
But the mouth said: "Shit is dog shit, King Ming is King Ming, King Ming is dog shit, dog shit is King Ming, is there any difference between the two?"
"No self, no other, no you, there is nothing in this world, so what if it is shit, so what if it is King Ming?"
King Ming suddenly realized when he heard it. Although he didn't understand, he knew that these words must contain the philosophy of heaven and earth. He admired Li Zhi so much that he even gave Li Zhi a deep respect.
Then he said: "Fellow Daoist is really a master! I am a piece of shit!"
He thought to himself that this royal fellow Taoist just talked quite thoroughly with Venerable Huanxi, and he explained the art of dual cultivation so vividly that Venerable Huanxi couldn't help but admire him.
With savvy and wisdom, such a person can definitely get a high position in the West and even be directly named a Buddha. If he is brought back, the two leaders will be very happy!If you don't move, you will reward yourself...
In fact, in the west, understanding and wisdom are more important, especially people with deep wisdom like Li Zhi, which are not available in the west. There are no people born in the barren west, except for the two people who gave birth to Jieyin and Zhunti, and the rest It can be described as average.
The more the two felt that Li Zhi was powerful, the more they felt that this matter was unusual. If the two of them took Li Zhi away, the leader would not only reward them, but might even give them a magic weapon directly, wishing them to increase their mana.
(End of this chapter)