Chapter 96

You've been laughing at us the whole time!

Chapter 96 You guys have been laughing at us the whole time!

Come down the steps:

After surveying the surrounding fog, the forest, the original mission objective in the Land of Waves, and Team 7 escorting the objective:

Lin Fan: "Wow, this is making us go through the original story. This time-travel mechanism really knows how to pick its timing."

Lin Xiaobai asked in confusion, "What's the original story? Is it delicious?"

Lin Fan shook his head: "It doesn't taste good. But it's fun."

Listening to the conversation between Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai:

Original work? What does that mean? It sounds like some kind of work.

Orochimaru lowered his eyes slightly; he understood Lin Fan less and less.

Upon seeing the sudden appearance of a group of people, including a blond guy who looked remarkably like the Fourth Hokage: "Konoha's reinforcements?"

"If you call it support, then that's not wrong."

Minato Namikaze responded to Zabuza's words with a smile, pulling out a trident-shaped kunai: "Could you please release my disciple, you rogue ninja from Kirigakure?"

"Do it... Pfft!"

Zabuza's water clone had just uttered a single word:

His chest was instantly ripped open by the sudden appearance of Minato Namikaze:

The water clone stared wide-eyed:

That speed had completely exceeded his comprehension.

They even managed to control Kakashi's true form, Zabuza, on the river's surface:

He stared wide-eyed at the figure that moved with lightning speed: "That's the Yellow Flash?!"

Seeing Minato Namikaze standing before the water clone that had been broken open, he revealed a sunny smile:

Zabuza felt a chill run through him: "Too slow. Your water clone possesses only one-tenth of your strength. If it were ten times stronger, I feel I would still be a match for you... So, can you release him now?"

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"...Who exactly are you?"

Minato Namikaze flashed a bright smile: "Minato Namikaze, a Jonin of Konoha, will also strive to become Hokage in the future."

A Konoha Jonin? Minato Namikaze? Isn't Minato Namikaze the Fourth Hokage? Regardless, this man's Body Flicker Speed ​​is extremely fast; I absolutely cannot let him out of my sight...

Just as Zabuza was focused on Minato Namikaze.

A voice suddenly came from beside me.

"Yo Kakashi, do you need my help?"

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"We're really good too!"

Who goes there!

Zabuza subconsciously looked over and saw Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai, who had appeared on the steps, had somehow moved to the river.

It was only for a fleeting moment when he turned his head:

A cold kunai was pressed against his neck:

Minato Namikaze stood behind him, his tone a mixture of gentleness and murderous intent: "It's over, Lord of Kirigakure."

Kakashi stared in disbelief at everything: As expected of the teacher, even with my Sharingan activated, I could hardly keep up with that speed.

But who is this person calling their own name?

Naruto Uzumaki's voice stopped Minato Namikaze:

Upon hearing his eldest son tell him to stop, Minato Namikaze obediently restrained Zabuza, allowing him to release him from Kakashi's water prison.

In this situation, Zabuza dared not gamble, since Stands and Body Flicker Techniques are merely high-speed movements, not spatial teleportation. With a blade at his neck, Zabuza could only raise his hands:

As the hand left the water prison, a larger version of Kakashi emerged: "Actually, even without my teacher, I could have broken through it..."

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Zabuza: "?"

Minato Namikaze: "Is that so? It seems I underestimated my disciple."

The blond-haired youth responded with a smile, and then several thousand copies of the book quickly drove up from the grove of trees:

Minato Namikaze glanced in that direction only: The target is... Zabuza?

With a few soft thuds, the senbon needles pierced Zabuza's neck.

Minato Namikaze quickly put away his kunai, dodging Zabuza's falling body:

Then a boy wearing a mask from the Hidden Mist Anbu landed on the shore:

Minato Namikaze checked Zabuza's breathing: "He's dead."

Upon hearing this:

The boy wearing the mask of the Hidden Mist Anbu was not surprised.

"I apologize, this guy was a target of our Kirigakure. I've been looking for an opportunity, and now that we've finally dealt with him, could you please hand him over to me?"

So it turns out they're the ANBU (Anbu) tasked with capturing this rogue ninja.

"I just don't understand. Why did you use a technique like Senbon to seal the opponent's acupoints and cause their death?" Minato Namikaze smiled as before.

Upon hearing this, Bai's eyes narrowed: "I don't understand what you're saying."

Minato Namikaze chuckled, "Is that so? When a friend of mine was learning medical ninjutsu, since he had no human subjects to experiment on, I was always the one he used."

Upon hearing the words "medical ninjutsu":

Bai knew he couldn't hide it any longer:

Shoes treading on the shore:

A ripple rose from the river's surface:

It creates countless splashes of water:

He formed a hand seal with one hand:

Secret Technique: Thousand Kill Water Flight!

Countless water droplets transform into sharp strands of water:

The shoku surrounded Minato Namikaze: "What amazing Water Release techniques..."

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Minato Namikaze sighed, and countless books crashed down with a bang, forming a mist:

Minato Namikaze landed on the shore, and as he looked down, Haku had already used Body Flicker to land next to Zabuza on the river, preparing to help him up.

At the same time:

Lin Fan appeared in white from the side, his left foot raised:

Bai reacted extremely quickly, grabbing Lin Fan's foot with his left hand behind his back:

His right hand quickly formed a hand seal, and at the same time he grabbed Lin Fan's foot:

The river suddenly surged upwards, freezing Lin Fan in ice almost instantly: "Stop! Bai! We're not enemies!"

Naruto's voice rang out.

White paused for a moment, turned her head and saw a group of Naruto Uzumaki charging towards her:

Why are you attacking me if I'm not an enemy?

Missing his chance to help Zabuza up, Haku seized the opportunity to dodge, and countless shadow clones landed on the water's surface, then leaped up after him:

Bai pulled out a handful of senbon needles and accurately threw them at each of his shadow clones:

The shadow clones turned into smoke with a series of bangs.

But many shadow clones still rushed in:

Haku engaged in taijutsu combat with several Narutos:

Seeing this, Minato seized the opportunity to approach Lin Fan and tapped the ice: "Moshi moshi? Lin Fan, you're still alive, right?"

Lin Fan glanced at Minato Namikaze from inside the ice block:

With a snap, the entire block of ice broke apart.

Lin Xiaobai breathed out white steam: "It's so cold!"

Lin Fan patted the water off his clothes: "It's nothing, just a little unexpected."

Soon, the fight between Haku and Naruto reached its climax:

Naruto's strength three years later is no longer what it was three years ago:

In terms of physical skills, you won't gain any advantage by simply walking away.

He tried to use ordinary ninjutsu, but Naruto repeatedly interrupted him: "Did you use that technique?"

Bai decisively unleashed his ultimate move:

Secret Technique: Magic Mirror Ice Crystal!

Mirrors made of ice rise up:

Standing in the middle of the ice mirror, Naruto excitedly looked around: "That move again! That was so cool!"

white:"?"

However, Bai had no interest in paying attention to this self-absorbed, oversized Naruto who looked somewhat like a smaller version of Naruto:

When the ice mirror appeared, Bai entered it:

Then Bai's figure appeared in various places in the mirror: "Let's end this competition here!"

He pulled out a thousand books by himself:

However, Naruto used Shadow Clone Jutsu to help him form a small blue Rasengan even faster: "Although we don't know each other yet, I won't lose to this move now! Rasengan!"

Naruto rushed towards one of the mirrors:

Seeing this, Bai ignored it and quickly threw out a thousand books from one of the mirrors high up:

A shadow clone jumped out to block it:

Then, the blue ball hit the spot where a mirror was:

With a crack, the seemingly indestructible ice mirror shattered with a loud boom: "It broke?" Kakashi stood on the river, with Zabuza, who had pulled out Senbon needles and was already bound with ropes, lying beside him. "Amazing! Sasuke, did you see that? I won!" A mini-Naruto said, "I saw it, but how do you know that was you? Maybe it was your dad?" Sasuke was very unconvinced. This battle, in which he hadn't even had a chance to unleash his Uchiha clan talent, had been interrupted by this group of unexpected people.

The group was talking:

As the ice mirror shattered, Haku appeared behind Naruto Uzumaki:

The ice mirror also has shadow clones:

But clearly:

Naruto Uzumaki, who uses the Rasengan, is the real Naruto!

"It's over!" Haku prepared to take Naruto Uzumaki hostage to demand Zabuza's return.

Senbon aimed at Naruto Uzumaki's head:

A thousand books are indeed unlikely to be fatal:

But if it pierces the head, it will definitely be fatal.

At this moment, Senbon was less than 1cm away from the back of Naruto's head:

As long as the white thorn pierces him, Naruto Uzumaki will die:

But the premise is that this is the real entity.

"Yes, it's over." A kunai, carrying Naruto's voice, landed on Haku's neck:

Bai looked at the sharp blade in front of his neck in disbelief:

The figure in front of him, which he believed to be Naruto's true form, vanished with a bang.

He actually lost.

Kakashi Hatake, witnessing Naruto's actions, even questioned what Naruto had gone through in the future. Naruto's combat experience was on a completely different level compared to the current Naruto, and he had even learned the Fourth Hokage's Rasengan...

Then:

Seeing that he had already lost, Haku decisively chose to admit defeat: "I admit that I made a mistake. If you want to kill Zabuza-san, please kill me first."

"Bai! Did I give you permission to die first?! If anyone's going to die, it'll be me first!!"

"It's a pity, Zabuza-san, that I ultimately failed to become a proper tool..."

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"Wait. We didn't say we were going to kill you, so please don't say such terrifying things!"

Naruto Uzumaki's voice rang out:

Upon hearing Naruto's words:

Zabuza and Haku: "?"

Why arrest us if not kill us? Wait, is he going to interrogate us for information about Kirigakure?

Zabuza said solemnly, "Although I am a rogue ninja from Kirigakure, I will not reveal any information about Kirigakure."

Naruto Uzumaki: "? What would I do with that thing?"

Zabuza: "?"

He didn't want any intelligence, and he wouldn't kill anyone... Zabuza's gaze suddenly lingered on Haku's delicate face for a moment:

He chose to remain silent.

But the silence only lasted a moment: "Kid, he's a man."

Naruto Uzumaki nodded in response, "I know."

Naruto Uzumaki was actually thinking about how to tell the story of how he came from three years in the future and how he traveled through the world.

When Zabuza heard Naruto's words, his heart sank. He truly hadn't expected that this seemingly young boy could be so terrifying: "If you have something to do, come at me. Haku is too young to withstand your torment."

The group rested here for a while:

Orochimaru was watching over Naruto when he noticed Zabuza seemed to have misunderstood something. Being a cold and aloof snake, he naturally didn't bother explaining, simply standing aside and quietly watching Naruto continue to be misunderstood by Zabuza, who then looked at Naruto like he was some kind of beast.

This is so interesting. This is human nature. He clearly still cares about this tool, but he still stubbornly insists that he doesn't care. Is this really Zabuza, the ruthless person Kakashi mentioned who killed everyone in the graduating class and only one person survived?

On the other side, Kakashi Hatake, along with the kids from Team 7 and their mission employer, were catching up with Minato Namikaze and recounting some details of the mission:

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...I just never expected to see my teacher again this time...

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Upon seeing Minato's past self arrive, Kakashi Hatake opened his mouth, wanting to continue warning Minato about the Nine-Tails' rampage a decade or so later. However, he was afraid that his words might hasten Minato's death, leading to the deaths of Naruto and many more people in the village.

Kakashi seemed hesitant to speak:

Minato Namikaze probably understands something.

"Kakashi, don't worry. The past I come from is not quite what you imagine. In my world, Lady Tsunade became the Fourth Hokage, and Lin Fan, who is fishing over there, is the Great Rabbit Ninja of our world. Orochimaru also became the Great Snake Ninja, and together with Jiraiya's Great Toad Ninja, they are known as the Three Great Ninjas. The Three Great Ninjas and the Hokage are the highest authorities in Konoha Headquarters... However..."

At this point, Minato Namikaze couldn't help but complain about Lin Fan: "Although that's what he said, the highest authority in the village actually belongs to a guy who calls himself the Hokage's secretary and the Great Ninja Rabbit."

The Three Great Ninjas? The Fourth Hokage is Tsunade? Are you sure there's nothing wrong with this village?

"Teacher... how is the village?"

"Of course, because of Lin Fan, our village is no longer short of money. It's precisely because we're so rich that the Daimyo has been giving us fewer missions. But whether or not we have those missions, it doesn't stop our village from becoming richer and richer... By the way, you're Naruto, right?"

Minato Namikaze's gaze fell upon the mini-Naruto:

The mini-Naruto nodded frantically: "It's me! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! You're Kakashi's teacher, and you look like someone from the Hokage Rock, are you the Fourth Hokage?!"

Sakura Haruno said speechlessly, "Idiot, you should be able to tell from the conversation."

Sasuke listened silently to everything: So that's how it is. The Fourth Hokage from the past has come to the ninja world more than ten years later... Wait, then can't he prevent the Uchiha clan from being destroyed?!

"I probably won't be able to become the fourth generation."

Minato Namikaze awkwardly laughed: "Maybe there's still some hope for the Fifth Generation."

Kakashi covered his face: "But knowing it won't have any impact is actually quite good. At least when I tell Teacher about the future, he'll be doing well in that world too..."

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"How are Obito and Rin?"

Minato Namikaze's voice rang out:

Kakashi paused for a moment, then said, "They all became heroes."

"I see..." Minato Namikaze roughly guessed that the unaltered history would indeed be consistent with what he had predicted in the future of the previous world: "Obito didn't die. He's still alive. Moreover, he has awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan."

"What?!" Kakashi exclaimed in shock, "Obito isn't dead? How is that possible?! I saw it with my own eyes!"

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"Did you see Obito's body with your own eyes?"

The water gate was interrupted.

Upon hearing this...

Kakashi was taken aback: He didn't.

"In fact, before we came to this world, we went to another world, saw Obito and Rin's situation, and changed them. But you have never seen what I look like, which means that you are not from the previous timeline."

It's a new parallel world.

A new parallel world.

This term was somewhat novel, and Kakashi and Team 7 were both shocked, not to mention Tazuna, who hadn't even seen many ninjas in the Land of Waves: "So, you came from another timeline and ended up in our timeline?" Sasuke said with some regret: He had wanted Minato to go back and stop the Uchiha clan from being wiped out, but this was the end of it.

"Yes." Minato Namikaze glanced at Sasuke and said, "In the previous timeline, when Kakashi was about to kill Rin, we successfully stopped him. A lot of things happened, but in the end, Rin was saved and she met Obito. And you might not believe it, Kakashi... We sensed Obito nearby while we were saving Rin."

Upon hearing Minato Namikaze's words:

Kakashi's mind went blank.

Obito...was he there?!

"Kakashi?"

Minato Namikaze's voice rang out again.

Kakashi snapped out of his daze, clutching his head, his eyes flashing with pain: "Is that so? No wonder, no wonder Obito survived but didn't come back..."

Seeing Kakashi in such pain:

Minato Namikaze patted Kakashi on the shoulder reassuringly: "Kakashi, it's not your fault. At the time, I was on the battlefield in the Land of Lightning. If things had been resolved sooner, perhaps things would have been different..."

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"No, teacher, the mistake is mine. I didn't protect Lin properly, it's all my fault!"

This was the first time Team 7 had ever seen Kakashi Hatake, who usually seemed indifferent to everything, make such an expression. The three of them looked at each other, unsure of what to say.

Meanwhile, Naruto Uzumaki was telling Zabuza and Haku about the future: for example, Gato had no intention of paying them, he just wanted them to work for him, and if they continued, they would end up dying anyway: "Gato..." Zabuza gritted his teeth. What evil things had he done for Gato, and yet the other party was planning to renege on this big order?

"Zabuza-san, how about we abandon this mission?"

Bai's voice rang out.

Hearing Bai's words:

Zabuza fell silent for a moment: "Haku, Haku, this isn't something that can be ended so easily by giving up. This Naruto Uzumaki is a pervert who likes men. One of us is definitely going to die today. I just hope this pervert will let you go. Having used Haku for so long, it's time to pay the price. This is the Will of Water of the Land of Water ninjas!"

After resting for a while, the group continued their journey to Tazuna's house:

Although Zabuza and Haku have been dealt with, Gato is still alive:

Lin Fan caught two big fish in less than half an hour:

Naruto Uzumaki drooled, exclaiming how amazing the Great Ninja Rabbit was:

Lin Xiaobai nodded repeatedly, saying, "That's right, that's right."

Upon seeing that Lin Xiaobai could speak, Naruto was even more astonished that the rabbit could talk.

Sasuke and Sakura Haruno murmured in surprise:

While handing the fish to the three small men to carry, Lin Fan took the opportunity to slip away and came to Minato Namikaze's side: "Aren't you going to tell him? About the masked man."

Yamato is from the future and an elite member of the Anbu. Naturally, Yamato has information about the masked man. So when exchanging information, the future Minato from the previous world got to know each other after the battle. Based on the information from the past Minato, he accurately deduced that the masked man's identity was Obito.

"I'm afraid Kakashi won't be able to accept it... He's already suffered a lot."

Lin Fan glanced at the hesitant Minato: "This isn't like you. The Minato I know is very decisive in his actions."

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"You don't want Obito to die?"

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Well, what a bunch of saints! No wonder Naruto forgave Obito; it's all because of your genes. Or rather, you're very similar to the Third Hokage; no wonder the Third Hokage chose him.

"But have you ever considered what Obito in this world actually did?"

Lin Fan enumerated Obito's sins: "He not only indirectly caused your death, but also killed your wife, made your son an orphan, made you a demon fox condemned by everyone in Konoha, and secretly plotted something that could bring disaster to the entire ninja world at any time... Tell me, if the people who died during the Nine-Tails' attack knew that you would treat your enemies with gentleness, do you think you could still become the Fourth Hokage? My good Minato."

Upon hearing Lin Fan's words:

Minato Namikaze's tone grew increasingly urgent.

Then came the look of guilt as he gazed at the back of the small Naruto laughing happily, and at the back of the large Naruto standing next to Zabuza and Haku: Indeed, no matter which world he was in, he was a failed father.

"Yes. Thank you for your guidance, Lin Fan. I'll tell Kakashi right away."

Minato Namikaze wanted to go up to Kakashi to explain, but Lin Fan stopped him: "No need."

Lin Fan pointed to the unidentified water stains dripping on the ground and said, "He already knows."

So, so it was all your doing, Obito!

Why? Why would someone do such a thing to their teacher and his wife? What did they do wrong?

I'm the one who failed to protect Lin! Why are you coming at me?! Why is this happening?!

Kakashi was plunged into pain:

Suddenly everything went black:

He fell to the ground with a thud, and before losing consciousness, he heard, "Kakashi-sensei!"

"Kakashi!!"

"Kakashi-senpai!!!"

Kakashi fell unconscious and was taken to Tazuna's house:

Lin Fan checked Kakashi over and said, "He's fine. He just passed out from exhaustion due to stress and the stress of the battle. He'll be fine after a few days of rest."

Hearing that Kakashi was alright, the group breathed a sigh of relief.

Zabuza stood in the doorway, arms crossed: "Is it really that big of a deal? It's just a comrade's betrayal, isn't it?"

"Zabuza-san!" Haku smiled bitterly.

This kind of thing is nothing to Zabuza, who has taken the brutal graduation exam, after all, he has taken far more lives than Kakashi has taken Rin.

Those who "knew the truth" didn't seem to mind Zabuza's words too much:

After all, Kakashi mentioned Zabuza's experiences. This man has persevered until now, his spirit hasn't collapsed, he's still determined to make money, and he even cares about the young boy and girl by his side. He's probably a man planning something big.

Minato Namikaze intends to personally take care of Kakashi:

Lin Fan basked in the sunset on the rooftop with his little rabbit:

Outside was a beach, where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were playing, but actually practicing taijutsu. Zabuza and Haku stood on the sand watching these immature children.

Yamato and Naruto (in his larger form) climbed a tree outside the house and explained the reason for Kakashi's unconsciousness:

When the larger Naruto learned that the masked man was none other than the cheerful, protective Obito Uchiha who had often done good deeds for the village:

The larger version of Naruto was also filled with sadness, just like Kakashi.

During dinner in the evening.

The group met Tazner's daughter-in-law and grandson:

Zinba and Inari.

Look how much they're enjoying their meal:

Young Ina, wearing a large sun hat, looked down at the fish soup in her hand and said, "I advise you to leave as soon as possible."

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The mini-Naruto casually finished his fish soup: "Five ants! Another bowl, please!? Was that you speaking?"

The smaller version of Naruto looked towards I:

Hearing that Naruto in his underworld dared to ignore him:

Inari said somewhat angrily, "It's me! And I didn't call you that, I called myself Inari! You can't deal with Kado, no matter how many people come!"

Lin Fan took a sip of fish soup and said casually, "He's incredibly powerful. Is he the Six Paths version of Kado? That's terrifying!"

The Six Paths? It seems Lin Fan really knows a lot!

Orochimaru nodded slightly. He already knew about Gato; he was just a rich man. If he was secretly killed, how could the killer's backers or followers avenge Gato if they didn't know who did it? Just an ordinary person.

"What Six Paths Gato! That's Gato from the Gato Group! He can afford to hire ninjas like you! We'll all die here!"

Hearing the shouts from there:

The larger Naruto just smiled. He remembered that Inari was just as cute back then: "Inari, don't worry. Now that Gato has lost Zabuza and Haku, I can handle his men all by myself."

"Okay, then it's up to you." Lin Fan handed the bowl to Jinbo.

"Leave it to me!" The larger Naruto grinned, showing his teeth.

Sasuke was annoyed by the grand ambitions of the larger Naruto: "Um, let me ask you, did you tell me anything about Itachi in the previous world?"

Upon hearing Sasuke's words:

Large Naruto: "? What? Itachi?"

Sasuke: "? You're not going to tell me you've transmigrated and you didn't even say a word?!"

Large Naruto:

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Oh no, he forgot! How could he forget that Sasuke's older brother would wipe out his clan? This shouldn't have anything to do with the corrupted Obito, right? We're doomed!!

"Brother Lin Fan! Let's go back quickly!"

"Go back? You think I'm from the Time Travel Bureau?"

"Please, Brother Lin Fan! I'm willing to give anything!"

Orochimaru: ? What is the Transmigration Management Bureau? Lin Fan really is a transmigrator too! But where did he transmigrate from?

Minato Namikaze: Is this son stupid? If I had continued as the Fourth Hokage in that world, I definitely wouldn't have let the Uchiha clan be wiped out... But the future Third Hokage really went too far... Perhaps Danzo was involved... After all, that person never liked the Uchiha clan...

Yamato: The Third Hokage has already secretly asked me about the future. He shouldn't let the Uchiha clan be wiped out again, right?

Zabuza: Pfft! Give up everything? Naruto doesn't mean I have to be this...lol! Who could possibly swallow that?!

Seeing the larger version of Naruto pulling Lin Fan:

Lin Fan, speechless, took the soup bowl from the sweating Jinbo and continued drinking the soup.

Sasuke covered his face, feeling utterly helpless: He shouldn't have relied on Naruto, that loser; he was so stupid!

When it's time to go to sleep at night:

Zabuza secretly got up and came to Naruto's side, waking up the larger Naruto: "What?" The larger Naruto looked up, looking puzzled.

Hearing that there was some juicy gossip to be had, Lin Fan covered Lin Xiaobai's mouth and woke him up:

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Lin Xiaobai was wondering why her mouth was being covered when she saw Lin Fan wink at her. She looked around and realized Zabuza was secretly whispering to a larger version of Naruto. Her rabbit ears perked up.

Zabuza: "Can I go back on what I promised you during the day...?"

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Large Naruto: "? How can this be! Zabuza-nii, we made a deal! After this job, I'll recommend you to Konoha as a Konoha ninja. You can't go back on your word now, can you?"

Whether I become a Konoha ninja or not doesn't really matter. Anyway, Kirigakure is currently ruled by that perverted Yagura Karatachi, and they still haven't raised enough money to recruit people. Going to work in Konoha is fine... But the most important thing is, I don't want to lose my virginity!

"...Then promise me you'll let Bai go."

Large Naruto: "? No way, you have to join us!"

Zabuza: "That's not what I was talking about."

Large Naruto: ? What else could it be? Could it be that Sister Bai... Brother Bai is going to betray you and continue working for Gato?

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"...If you really want to make this money, it's not impossible." Even the larger version of Naruto was exasperated. How come he hadn't realized Zabuza was so greedy for money before? Even knowing Gato was a bad guy and wouldn't give him the money, he still sent his tool to try.

Upon hearing the reply from the larger Naruto:

Zabuza finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He pulled Naruto up: "Come on, let's go somewhere else, there are too many people here."

Large Naruto: ? ? ? What are you going to do? Are you taking me along with Haku to make money? Well, that's not a bad idea. I can infiltrate Gato's camp, make money off him, and maybe even trick him a little while I'm at it... Wow! How come I never noticed how talented Zabuza was before?

The larger version of Naruto followed Zabuza away:

The three little ones slept soundly.

Lin Fan stealthily took Lin Xiaobai and followed the two out the window:

Yamato sat up in his room: Damn it, can't I just get a good night's sleep?!

After Yamato left:

Orochimaru also stood up: Interesting, it's a pity there's nothing to record, otherwise it would be very interesting.

In the middle of the night, Sasuke, on his alternate account, yawned and woke up to go to the bathroom: Seriously, today has been such a disaster... Hmm? Where is everyone?!

Sasuke discovered that only he, his alternate version of Naruto, and Sakura Haruno were left in the room.

In the forest, Zabuza walked in front, and a larger version of Naruto walked behind:

The larger version of Naruto, walking behind, was completely unaware that Zabuza in front of him was breathing rapidly, as if making some kind of decision:

Is this really the road to Gato? Is Zabuza planning to ambush me?

Just as I was thinking this:

Zabuza suddenly stopped in front of him:

Naruto Uzumaki: "Have we arrived?"

Zabuza's tone was heavy: "We're here. This is the best place I found last night. I even found some straw and made a mat there, so it shouldn't be too painful..."

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"Oh? A cushion... Hmm? A cushion? Aren't we going to find Kado?"

...You brat, you're not even going to spare Kado?!

Zabuza was very upset: he knew Naruto had heavy tastes, but he didn't expect them to be this heavy.

"Alright, I'll go arrest Kado later."

He dared to cheat me out of my work and then tried to kill me. He deserves to die, but he can't escape punishment either. He must experience my pain!

Zabuza pulled Naruto's hand and led him to the thatched hut:

Naruto Uzumaki had no idea what was happening:

The next second, Zabuza pinned Naruto Uzumaki down on the pile of straw:

Naruto Uzumaki: "?! Zabuza-nii-san! Are you crazy?!"

Oh no! Zabuza was a pervert! No wonder he raised Haku like an older sister!! My life is over... Wait a minute!

I could fight back!!!

As Zabuza's face loomed closer, Naruto's expression contorted as he delivered a knee kick to Zabuza's stomach.

Zabuza loosened his grip, his face contorted in pain.

Taking advantage of the situation, Naruto escaped from Zabuza, shouting, "Help! Help!! Zabuza is a pervert!! Sasuke, save me!!!"

Zabuza clutched his stomach: Damn it! Didn't you tell me to do this? Now you've poured dirty water on me!!

Yamato: ...Who is this...? No! Do I have to sleep with my eyes open at night, or will one of them...? Yamato's expression gradually became serious.

Orochimaru: Seriously? No wonder he's the number one ninja for accidents, something like this actually happened... And he could have easily beaten Zabuza himself, yet he called for Sasuke...

Lin Xiaobai: "Pfft. Hahaha! Lin Fan, I'm dying of laughter! Are Naruto and Zabuza here to be funny? Could they be homosexual perverts?"

Lin Fan laughed and replied, "Maybe. Hehe. It's a pity I didn't have a phone to film it, otherwise this scene would have been so funny."

After overcoming numerous hardships, they ran back to Dazner's house:

Naruto Uzumaki nervously closed the door:

Before I could even catch my breath:

He saw the three members of Team 7 looking at him with worried expressions, along with Minato Namikaze, Haku, and Tazuna's family: "Where did they go?" Minato Namikaze frowned. It was late at night, and his eldest son was running around everywhere, as were Lin Fan and his group. All the adults in the room were gone, and he had to take care of Kakashi, keep an eye on Haku, and act as a father all by himself. It was really exhausting.

"I'm going to...go to the bathroom."

Seeing Sasuke and Sakura sizing him up, the larger version of Naruto couldn't utter a single word: If Sasuke and Sakura found out about this, his reputation would be ruined.

Everyone: ? There's no toilet at home? We have to go out to use it?

"What about Lord Zabuza?" Haku asked.

Upon hearing the name Zabuza, the larger version of Naruto shuddered: "I...I don't know. I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to sleep!"

The larger Naruto ran back to his room:

Seeing this reaction from the larger version of Naruto:

The group looked at each other in bewilderment.

Those who returned were Lin Fan, Orochimaru, and Yamato, whom they had "coincidentally" bumped into on the way.

Of the three, Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai were constantly smiling, Orochimaru was also smiling faintly, while Yamato seemed unable to smile.

Minato Namikaze couldn't help but ask, "Where did you guys go? Did you see Naruto go out and do anything?"

"Did you see Lord Zabuza?" Haku followed up with another question.

"puff!"

Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai couldn't hold back any longer. Lin Fan leaned against the wall, laughing hysterically, while Lin Xiaobai almost fell off Lin Fan's shoulder from laughing so hard, but luckily she managed to grab onto his clothes.

Orochimaru couldn't help but laugh too:

Yamato awkwardly chuckled in response, "I saw it... How should I put it... This is hard to explain... Speaking of which, can I share a room with the Fourth Hokage tonight?"

The only person who offered an explanation did so vaguely:

Those present who were unaware of the situation also looked somewhat serious.

But after being serious, doubts arose:

If it's something dangerous, why are Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai laughing so happily? And why is Orochimaru, who isn't usually one to smile, also laughing?

With a night filled with confusion:

Tazuna's family, Team 7, Minato Namikaze, Haku, Yamato, a larger version of Naruto, and Zabuza all suffered from insomnia.

Kakashi woke up the next day to find Yamato with dark circles under his eyes, Minato Namikaze pinching his chin in confusion, and Haku with dark circles under his eyes standing by the window enjoying the sea breeze.

What's going on? Are you worried I won't be able to sleep all night?

"Um... are you guys alright?"

Kakashi decided to say something to comfort the others, since it was because of him.

"Oh. Kakashi's awake. I'm sorry, I'm thinking about something very important and I don't have time right now. If you need to go to the bathroom, could you please go by yourself first?"

Kakashi: ...You promised me I'd be your good student... You didn't even help me to the toilet... Okay, I really don't need your help.

After two days of rest, Kakashi had almost fully recovered.

For some reason, Kakashi suddenly sensed something was off, especially since the larger version of Naruto suddenly seemed terrified of Zabuza, particularly when he saw Zabuza approaching; he shuddered all over.

Furthermore, Yamato also has a larger version of Naruto, but when he gets close to the larger Naruto, he has the same reaction as when he came into contact with Zabuza:

And every time this happened, he saw Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai trying to suppress their laughter, and even Orochimaru, who was not good at smiling, showed a slight smile:

This is too complicated. What exactly happened to make things like this?

After lunch:

Kakashi took Team 7 to train, and the larger version of Naruto followed along, mainly because he felt uneasy seeing Zabuza at home, fearing he might lose his virginity one night.

Zabuza was trembling with anger when he saw Naruto's obviously "false accusation" behavior, but he was too embarrassed to say it out loud: if people knew that he had taken the initiative to do that kind of thing with Naruto, and that he had failed, how embarrassing would that be?

He also discovered that Lin Fan, Lin Xiaobai, Orochimaru, and Yamato seemed to know something and had been secretly mocking him: "Have you laughed enough?!" Zabuza said this to Lin Fan almost through gritted teeth.

Lin Fan coughed, suppressing a laugh, and said, "Ahem, sorry, sorry, my wife gave birth."

Zabuza: "?"

You, a man like you, actually have a wife?!

"Then what are you laughing at?" Zabuza glared fiercely at Lin Xiaobai.

Lin Xiaobai covered his mouth, took a deep breath, and suppressed a laugh: "My wife also gave birth."

"puff."

"Pfft. Haha! Cough cough."

Seeing that Lin Xiaobai and Lin Fan couldn't help but laugh:

Zabuza asked in a low voice, "Your wives are the same person?"

Lin Xiaobai: "Pfft!"

Lin Fan: "Cough cough cough!! Not the same one, they gave birth at the same time."

Lin Xiaobai: "Hahahaha!!!"

Zabuza angrily retorted, "You're clearly laughing at me! And you keep laughing! You've been laughing for two days straight!!"

Lin Fan said seriously, "We are ninjas, we don't laugh..."

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Lin Xiaobai: "Unless I can't help it."

Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai: "...Pfft!! Hahahaha!!!"

Orochimaru calmly drank water inside the house. Hearing the conversation, he couldn't help but smile: Lin Fan and Lin Xiaobai are a perfect match. Zabuza is probably going to be furious.

Yamato came out of the house to use the toilet: "Is this thing really that funny? Isn't this dangerous? Oh well, I'll take a nap after I'm done, so I won't be too scared to sleep tonight..."

Haku: Damn it! What are they laughing at? Could it be that Zabuza and that Naruto from the future did something?

Within the Cado Group.

The disappearance of Zabuza, Haku, and two of Zabuza's subordinates:

Gato looked at his men with a serious expression: "Zabuza and Haku are probably dead. Who among you can complete this mission?"

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Seeing that no one dared to speak, Kado cursed them as useless, then led his men out to the black market to inquire if there were any reliable mercenaries available...

Upon hearing that Kakashi had Sharingan in Gato's request, he asked, "Kakashi...?"

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