The Birth of a Weasel—No, It's a Weasel Mother

Chapter 1010 The Birth of a Weasel—No, It's a Weasel Mother

"What should I do? What should I do? If this curly-haired creature dies, who will replace my offerings?"

In the real world, Reimu, the only one awake, rested her chin on her hands, staring intently at the handsome face sleeping soundly before her, her ruby-like eyes filled with melancholy.

Ah~ If only Master were still here, she would be the best at dealing with this type of abnormal monster.

Thinking of her mentor who had died a heroic death in the battle against the gap monster, Reimu's face showed an unyielding sorrow.

"Hmm~ Even if you die, I might not, you worthless witch."

"Um?"

Uchiha Gin, who was sleeping soundly just a second ago, rolled his eyes before even opening them. After a long yawn, he swayed as he got up and started folding the bedding.

"You're awake?"

Reimu stared blankly at Gin Uchiha, who seemed completely unaffected. "You think everyone's like you, sleeping with their belly button showing and unable to wake up?"

"That's not what I meant. You're awake. Where's the monster?"

Faced with Gin Uchiha's truthful account, Reimu awkwardly scratched her face and changed the subject to the demons that had entangled the Kurama clan, "Demons, huh?"

So many things happened in the dream space that Gin Uchiha couldn't possibly explain them all to Reimu, so he gave a brief summary.

"It's a good ending overall."

"Hmm..."

"Hmm..."

Kurama and the others, who were in a deep sleep, slowly woke up. When they saw Uchiha Gin beside them, they didn't even have time to wipe the sleep from the corners of their eyes before they immediately bowed down and banged their heads on the floor.

"Mr. Yin, we are deeply grateful. If there is anything we, the Kurama clan, can do for you in the future, please feel free to ask. We will do anything to help you."

"Nephew, you're too kind. It's just a small matter and nothing to mention."

Uchiha Gin calmly waved his hand. He was just doing a job for money, and he couldn't ruin his professional reputation.

"Yunhai, hurry up and go to the clan's account to withdraw another 5,015,000 taels."

"Uh... okay, I'll be right there!"

Seeing his elder brother's urging gaze, Anma Yunhai nodded hurriedly, quickly got up, and prepared to go to the clan's account to get money.

"Oh dear nephew, how could I possibly accept this?"

"Yes, yes!"

Seeing Kurama Murakumo's insistence, Uchiha Gin couldn't refuse him as the clan leader. "Oh dear, what am I supposed to do... This is my personal account, it's more convenient to transfer the money directly~"

Before Kurama Unkai could even lift his foot, Kurama Unkai, looking troubled, pulled out a string of mysterious numbers and expertly handed them to Kurama Unkai, who was standing there dumbfounded.

"Today is a good day~ May all your wishes come true~"

On the way back to the Uchiha clan's territory, Reimu, who had earned 250,000 yen for nothing, wasn't happy about the windfall. Instead, she frowned as she looked at Uchiha Gin, who was cheerfully singing a little tune beside her. "Curly, what kind of enemy did you encounter in your dream?"

"enemy?"

Uchiha Gin, who was fiddling with the round capsule in his hand, paused upon hearing this. He subconsciously glanced at the Calamity King, who was sitting quietly in his palm, and replied thoughtfully, "A god."

"ha?"

A few days later, the Kurama clan members, who had been tormented by nightmares of calamity, gradually emerged from their nightmares, and their energy and spirit recovered at a visible speed. From then on, the Konoha Hospital's overcrowded men's clinic became deserted.

Ido's addition filled Kurama Murakumo with confidence for the upcoming Konoha Illusion Tournament, and he repeatedly declared in public that the Kurama clan would successfully overthrow their superiors.

These remarks are undoubtedly a provocation against the Uchiha clan, who have held the championship for many years.

Just as the uninformed onlookers were speculating about how the Uchiha clan would deal with the young Kurama, the Uchiha, who were always very concerned about their image, fell silent and did not make any substantive response to the Kurama clan's statement.

Has the Uchiha clan learned to be patient and reserved?

No.

It's because the Uchiha clan has more important things to do right now.

Konoha Hospital: "Keep going! Just a little more effort, you'll be out soon!"

In a small operating room, Uchiha Gin, wearing a mask, looked solemnly at the patient lying on the bed before him, his voice full of encouragement, "Uncle, I..."

"Don't let your guard down, keep going!"

"I understand, pay it!"

As the patient clenched his teeth, countless purplish-blue veins bulged on his forehead, and a large shadow gradually appeared between his legs. Uchiha Gin's eyes lit up at the sight. "Target appeared! Now! Move!"

Nowadays, Gin Uchiha rarely performs surgeries himself. For any practical procedures, a group of doctors eager to receive guidance are always at his beck and call. "Yes!"

For example, right now, at Uchiha Gin's command, two resolute-faced doctors raised their sharp scalpels, and "sizzle!"

The next second, two cold lights flashed, and a huge shadow fell to the ground covered in blood, then fell silent a few seconds later.

"ah!!!!"

"Stop the bleeding, apply medicine."

Looking at the patient below, bleeding profusely and screaming in agony, Uchiha Gin calmly instructed, "Gin-sama, the patient is, after all, your junior. Wouldn't it be too much if we didn't even administer anesthesia..."

One of the doctors, holding a cotton ball in his hand, looked at the patient's hideous wound with a pained expression and turned to look at the very calm Uchiha Gin behind him. "Anesthesia? That won't do. If people find out that our Uchiha clan leader needs anesthesia even for hemorrhoid surgery, wouldn't we become a laughing stock?"

After firmly refusing, Uchiha Gin bent down, looking at the patient screaming in agony on the operating table with a pained expression. "You agree, right, Fugaku?"

"Big Uncle...Big Cousin, you didn't cut the wrong piece, did you?"

With a deathly pale face, Fugaku Uchiha opened his trembling lips, his eyes filled with despair and lifelessness. "In all my years of practicing medicine, I've never been wrong about hemorrhoids."

"Phew...that's good."

Upon hearing this, Fugaku's expression finally improved, and he looked at Uchiha Gin with eyes full of gratitude. "Thank you, Uncle. If it weren't for you, I really wouldn't have known I had such a big internal hemorrhoid."

He was originally there to be with his wife during childbirth, but as he was there, he felt slightly unwell. So he casually made an appointment at an outpatient clinic where there was no queue, and happened to bump into Uchiha Gin who was there for a consultation. After exchanging a few pleasantries, he was pushed into the operating room, completely bewildered.

"Having practiced medicine for so many years, I can still see these minor ailments clearly."

"By the way, Uncle, what about Misaka?"

"Don't worry..."

"Of course I feel at ease with you here."

Seeing Uchiha Gin nod, Fugaku's face, which had regained some color, showed a faint smile. That's right, he had only been gone for a short while. His wife couldn't have given birth faster than he had his hemorrhoids removed, could he?

"Mother and daughter are safe."

"Are mother and daughter alright? That's really... Huh? She gave birth?"

Coming to his senses, Fugaku abruptly sat upright, enduring the stinging pain from his severed anus, and asked a crucial question with a contorted expression, "Natural birth?"

"It was a C-section, you're lucky, kid."

Knowing what Fugaku was worried about, Uchiha Gin curled his lip. Even at a time like this, he was still thinking about things like relaxation and tension.

In the obstetrics and gynecology department, "Wow~ Wow~ Wow~"

Wearing a white lab coat, Tsunade held a newborn black-haired baby in her arms, gently examining something. "She's alright."

"Tsunade, my daughter..."

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After a long pause, hearing Tsunade's relieved voice, Mikoto, her face slightly pale, clutched the sheets and anxiously asked, "It's not curly hair, and it doesn't have dead fish eyes, can you finally relax now?"

"Phew...that's great!"

Overwhelmed with emotion, Mikoto breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to take her newborn daughter, her beautiful face radiating the glow of motherhood.

"What's wrong with curly hair and dead fish eyes?"

Leaning against the door, Uchiha Gin overheard the entire conversation between the two women. Seeing that they were actually rejoicing that the newborn hadn't inherited the traits of the older generation, he immediately questioned them indignantly, "Uh... Grandpa Gin, when did you arrive? How did Fugaku's surgery go?"

Mikoto and Tsunade exchanged a glance, awkwardly scratched their heads, and used the tactic of changing the subject, "Curly hair + dead fish eyes is no problem, but curly hair + dead fish eyes + a girl is a big problem."

Tsunade, however, acted as if she were completely unfazed and explained nonchalantly.

"That's true."

Touching his chin, Gin Uchiha imagined himself as a woman, and not only did he lose all interest in sex, he almost scared his brother into immobility.

The.

"Mi... Mikoto."

Outside the door, Fugaku, clutching his bleeding buttocks, entered the ward with the help of Minato and Nawaki. Seeing his weak wife and the sleeping baby in her arms, his face was full of guilt. "I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you at the most crucial moment."

"Honey, don't say that, I feel the same way."

Mikoto looked at the long trail of blood left on Fugaku's buttocks, her eyes filled with guilt. Hadn't she also failed to be by Fugaku's side when he was at his most vulnerable?

"How can that be the same?"

Nawaki, who was supporting Fugaku on the left, shook his head righteously upon hearing this. Under Mikoto's questioning gaze, he pulled out a bag containing a blob of unidentified object heavily pixelated. "Can this thing be compared to a child?"

"Brother Rope Tree, why haven't you thrown this thing away yet?"

On the other side, Minato looked at the black chunks of flesh dripping with blood in the bag, and his throat churned instantly, almost vomiting up the whole bento that Kushina had lovingly prepared for him.

"I told him to keep it."

Unexpectedly, it was Fugaku's idea. He shook his head with difficulty, staring solemnly at the withered internal hemorrhoid in Nawaki's hand. This kind of internal enemy must be nailed to the pillar of shame.

"Oh, what are you going to do with it? Dry it and make a string of beads?"

Uchiha Gin raised an eyebrow curiously. When did his nephew's tastes become so heavy?

"That's a good suggestion."

Fugaku hadn't yet decided how to treat his internal hemorrhoids, but after Uchiha Gin's suggestion, his eyes lit up instantly.

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"If you dare touch this thing, you'll never sleep with me again!"

After a brief silence, Mikoto, expressionless, handed the child in her arms to Tsunade, then got out of bed. Amidst the puzzled gazes of the others, she stepped forward, grabbed Fugaku by the collar, and warned him with a ferocious expression.

"Keep your voice down, honey, don't wake the baby."

Sensing the approaching death, Fugaku's anus tightened in fright, and the wound that had almost stopped bleeding suddenly gushed blood, almost splashing onto Minato and Nawaki on either side.

"Young people are just so healthy!"

Looking at Mikoto, who had just given birth and was already displaying her status as the matriarch of the family, Uchiha Gin nodded with a sigh. He turned around and moved closer to Tsunade, smelling the disinfectant emanating from her. Gin's gaze swept over the mounds of her breasts and landed on the sleeping baby's face. "No tear troughs, good job."

Her face was fair, firm, and soft; it seemed that the tear troughs were a feature passed down only to men, and only to Itachi, not Sasuke.

"Are you sure you want to call yourself 'Random'? Seriously, aren't you going to consider changing it?"

After examining the newborn's face, Uchiha Gin turned thoughtfully to Mikoto, who was holding Fugaku by the collar. "The name Uchiha Yuyuko is actually quite pleasant to hear."

Uchiha Ransei was a name that Mikoto and Fugaku had thought about for a long time before deciding on, so naturally they wouldn't change it easily. "We won't change it, but Yuyuko... honey, how about Ransei's nickname is Yuyuko!"

However, Uchiha Gin was a pretty good name, and after weighing the options, Mikoto decided to use it as her daughter's nickname.

"Yuyuko...Yuyuko...Why do I feel a chill down my spine?"

Fugaku murmured the name repeatedly, which sounded quite witty, while for some reason, a chill ran down his spine.

"Honey, now that you mention it, I feel a bit cold too."

A few minutes later, the news of the Uchiha clan chief's newborn daughter spread throughout Konoha. Those who were waiting to see the Uchiha clan make a fool of themselves finally understood why the Uchiha clan had turned a blind eye to the Kurama clan's blatant provocation. It turned out that the clan chief had been taking care of the Uchiha clan chief at the hospital all this time.

"A daughter...a daughter is wonderful, what our family has been missing is a daughter!"

Upon hearing this news, Uchiha Tajima, far away in the Land of Waves, excitedly jumped up from his daimyo throne. His family's excessive male masculinity had been a problem for more than a year or two, but now that Fugaku had a daughter, the gender balance was finally balanced.

"Granddaughter...I have a granddaughter! Haha!I have a granddaughter!"

Izuna, who had left his older brother alone at the base and rushed home to enjoy himself, was equally excited and incoherent. He paced back and forth in the magnificent palace, a silly smile on his face.

"Rich! Rich! Hurry up and prepare a gift for your niece!"

"Grandpa, I've been prepared for a long time."

Uchiha Tomoyu held a mountain of scrolls in his hands, his face beaming with a bright smile. "After all, she's our Land of Waves' princess~"

In the Konoha training grounds, Hiruzen Sarutobi, clad in his divine robes, glanced at his mentor Tobirama, who was resting with his eyes closed beside him, and slowly raised the microphone. "I hereby declare the 46th Konoha Genjutsu Tournament to begin!"

Because the competition was a free-for-all, the contestants below, who were waiting in high spirits, immediately became serious upon hearing the word "start," and looked around warily, fearing that they might be dragged into the illusion by other contestants.

"Chief Fugaku, congratulations!"

In the stands, Kurama Murakumo, accompanied by his wife, approached Uchiha Fugaku, smiling as he presented him with a congratulatory gift. "Thank you, Clan Chief Murakumo. You must do your best too, so you don't always fall behind us."

Fugaku accepted the rather heavy gift and joked with a smile that their relationship wasn't as bad as the rumors made it out to be. They were both from the same village and would run into each other all the time. They had even worked together on a difficult mission before, so they had a life-or-death bond.

Upon hearing this, Kurama Murakumo twirled his mustache and a mysterious smile spread across his face. "Haha, Chief Fugaku is still as confident as ever. But this time, our Kurama clan is fully prepared. The championship trophy and a year's supply of pig's head meat per person—it's about time for us."

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