Chapter 87
Jiraiya in a sorry state
Chapter 87 Jiraiya in a sorry state (Third update!)
Spying?
Even if he were to be reborn, Uchiha Jin would still find it hard to imagine.
Just how psychologically disturbed must one be to do something as despicable as voyeurism? Could it be that the pressure of finding the chosen one is too great?
If this were in Uchiha Jin's previous life, peeping at others showering in the bathroom, even if it was a girl going to the men's bathhouse, would be a social death offense if discovered.
Not to mention a grown man sneaking into the women's bathhouse to peep; that would only be a small appetizer of verbal condemnation and public scorn. A punch with a century's worth of power would be something even a resurrected Hashirama Senju might not be able to withstand.
He then faced imprisonment, and his life was probably completely over!
however!
Jiraiya wasn't just spying; he was gathering material for his erotic novels!
Isn't this even worse than simple peeping?!
It's one thing to secretly watch it all by myself, but to actually plan to spread it far and wide throughout the ninja world, I wonder if there are any illustrations or anything in Icha Icha Paradise.
To know.
In this world, whether ninjas or commoners, most people have a special fondness for bathing as a form of relaxation; it can be described as a universal hobby.
As the largest public bathhouse in Konoha, it was naturally loved by all the men, women, and children of Konoha, including even Jiraiya's former teacher's wife.
Lake Biwa, Sarutobi!
Keep in mind that when Jiraiya developed this bad habit, Sarutobi Biwako hadn't yet died in the Nine-Tails' attack, so it's impossible that he hadn't been to the Konoha public bathhouse.
As for whether Jiraiya would have inquired about Sarutobi Biwako's whereabouts before spying on him...
Ah!
This is even weirder than the last!
I wonder if Hiruzen Sarutobi, that old guy, still feels the same youthful passion when he sees Icha Icha Paradise, which is based on his wife.
Ah!
Another day, I might consider confiscating one of these books from Kakashi and testing the magnanimity of this so-called strongest Hokage in public at a suitable time.
A fleeting hint of mockery crossed Uchiha Jin's eyes. Seated atop the high building, he had no intention of continuing the pursuit. He simply stood there quietly, listening to the increasingly noisy sounds from afar.
"I'm not just a pervert! I just want to draw inspiration from voyeurism to write better erotic novels!"
Despite each step accompanied by countless thrown items such as soap, bath towels, wooden ladles, cucumbers, wooden clogs, and yellow ducks, Jiraiya's exasperated and slightly weak male voice was now unusually firm and full of longing.
He did it all for art!
However, faced with Jiraiya's shameless confession, the pursuers behind him were even more furious, and their desire to castrate the man before them grew even more fervent.
call out!call out!call out!
As dozens of shuriken flashing with cold light flew towards them, several female ninjas, who had barely managed to change their clothes, simultaneously began preparing to unleash their fire-style techniques.
Burn this damned peeping to death!
"Are you serious? Are you trying to kill me?"
With a slight shift of his body, he easily dodged the incoming shuriken. For Jiraiya, who had already created some distance between himself and the group of old women, how could such a ninjutsu throw possibly succeed?
However, Fire Release ninjutsu is no joke; if it really causes a bigger commotion, even Jiraiya would find it difficult to control.
This won't work!
Seeing that the situation was getting out of his control and realizing that there must be dangers waiting for him outside, Jiraiya could no longer be bothered with being gentle with women.
As Jiraiya imprinted his right hand on the earth, mysterious runes radiated out in a huge circle centered on him.
Spiritual Spell: Slime Toads Dance Wildly!
As a huge cloud of smoke burst open, hundreds of toads of varying sizes appeared behind Jiraiya with croaking sounds, and then pounced on the disheveled pursuers in the arena.
"ah!"
"Get away!"
"Help!"
As screams of terror filled the air, the group, who had just finished their bath, no longer cared about chasing Jiraiya and frantically dodged the large, slimy toad.
If anger had a numerical value, then the anger of the crowd at this moment had already reached the heavens.
call!
Feeling a chill run down his spine from the immense resentment behind him, Jiraiya, realizing that even greater difficulties awaited him ahead, resolutely and hastily fled away.
Toad jumps!
With a powerful leap from the green toad that was at least two people tall, Jiraiya finally broke free from the crowd behind him and instantly found himself in the long-lost vast world.
I, Jiraiya, have lived again... I'm back!
Jiraiya, whose eyes had just begun to light up with a hint of joy, hadn't even had a chance to utter a word of emotion before the emotion that was about to leap from his throat was suddenly suppressed.
Swish!Swish!Swish!
Dozens of handsome men draped in black cloaks stood in neat rows at the front, the two crimson characters for "Justice" behind them shining brightly in the howling wind.
Uh……
Although he firmly believed that he was dedicating himself to art, Jiraiya couldn't help but feel a sense of dread when he saw those two large characters.
It's the Uchiha!
Jiraiya, who noticed the clan crest with its iconic flame fan once again, finally realized the identities of these people who had been waiting patiently.
Hey!
When did the police department start cracking down so hard? It's just about gathering inspiration for a novel, why make such a fuss!
Is this guy trying to catch peeping tom or start a war?!
It's all the teacher's fault!
Even though his own teacher, Hiruzen Sarutobi, had developed a telescope technique, although it couldn't see through some powerful barriers, it was incredibly accurate for everyday areas without any barriers.
But if he possesses such a miraculous spying technique, how could he, the mighty Toad Immortal, have been captured!
Ugh……
Why won't the teacher teach me?
However, all the chaotic emotions swirling in his heart vanished completely the moment his gaze fell upon the handsome figure sitting quietly in the distance.
it's him!
The moment their eyes met, Jiraiya realized it all.
This guy in front of him actually used illusion magic to confuse his senses, and then kicked him into the old people's bathhouse.
What terrifying skill in illusion magic!
What a despicable character! Using illusion magic to do such a vile thing!
Recalling that nightmarish scene, even though Jiraiya knew he had to be rational in battle, he couldn't help but feel an uncontrollable surge of nameless rage.
Before Jiraiya could erupt in anger, Uchiha Jin had already slowly stood up and then casually leaped into the air in front of him.
Bang!
As Uchiha Jin landed, the police officers all stood up abruptly, their eyes filled with admiration.
"The criminal Jiraiya has repeatedly spied on the old lady of Konoha while she bathes. Now, in the name of the Uchiha Police Department, I am arresting you. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you utter can be used against you in court!"
The exceptionally loud sound, centered on Uchiha Jin, instantly spread throughout the entire Hidden Leaf Village.
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(End of this chapter)