Chapter 29
My lungs seem to have been infected with athlete's foot.
Lin Hao was speechless. What was with those black high heels with red soles?
Does he really seem like a pervert?
Luo Chen was stunned, and after a pause, he spoke: "Aren't you the same?"
Lin Hao: "????"
For a moment, he was at a loss for words, unsure how to refute or what to say.
Luo Chen spoke again, his expression extremely solemn: "This equipment was dropped by a very beautiful and mature woman named Li Gui... It's only because of our relationship that I wouldn't give it to you!"
Lin Hao: "????"
"Brother Luo, what exactly do you mean?"
"Do you really think of me, Lin Hao, as such a despicable person?"
"Let me tell you, it's only because of our relationship that I don't want it; you insisted on giving it to me. Otherwise, I wouldn't have accepted it!"
Lin Hao angrily shouted, picked up his high heels, and delivered a top-notch lunge.
"yue~"
He immediately squatted down and started vomiting.
Luo Chen: "..."
"Brother Luo, I think I've got athlete's foot in my lungs..."
After vomiting, Lin Hao said with a pale face.
Luo Chen was also a little embarrassed, not expecting this kid to play so perversely.
These kinds of people are the most cunning. When they see a lady wearing high boots, they run up to her, pinch her shoes, and ask if they're warm enough, saying they want to buy her a pair for her mom. But what they're really after is a top-notch attempt to seduce her...
"Even fairies need to poop and fart, it's perfectly normal for them to have athlete's foot!"
Luo Chen coughed lightly, then said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go. We'll be off work after we're done in Guidu!"
Lin Hao nodded, paused for a moment while picking up the high heels, and then said, "Wait for me, it'll only take three minutes!"
With that, he turned and went upstairs.
"Damn, you shouldn't reward yourself at a time like this!"
Luo Chen thought this kid was simply outrageous; at a time like this, he still wanted to be a pilot.
"Screw you! I can't exactly go out carrying a pair of high heels, can I? People who know me will think I'm a pervert, and people who don't will think I'm crazy!"
Lin Hao said, and went upstairs to find a Jiaduobao bag to put the high heels in.
What Luo Chen actually wanted to say was that supernatural items could actually be contained...
Afterwards, Luo Chen drove the Dayun with Lin Hao towards Qingshan Cemetery.
"Brother Luo, where did you get this from?"
Lin Hao exclaimed in surprise, "First it was BYD, and now it's Dayun!"
There's also a big bottle of iced tea in there, damn it... Brother Luo is getting better too.
"What's this?!"
Luo Chen smiled and quickly drove out of the city. The roads outside the city were dark, and it was late at night, so there was very little traffic.
"Brother Luo, someone's here..."
Lin Hao suddenly shouted. He clearly saw an old woman standing by the roadside with a basket on her back next to her, seemingly trying to hitch a ride.
Luo Chen glanced at it and said calmly, "There's no one there, it's clearly a speed bump!"
"what?"
Lin Hao was completely bewildered, and then he saw Luo Chen crash into him.
The car seemed to jolt, and Lin Hao's face turned pale; he panicked.
[The host has been detected to have killed a Level 6 Fierce Monster, and has gained 60 years of lifespan.]
Luo Chen naturally recognized that this was a fierce and strange creature.
"This is definitely a ghost, otherwise, where would someone come from in the middle of the night!"
Luo Chen explained, and Lin Hao finally realized what was happening, his expression softening slightly.
"How come I never realized there were so many strange things in this world before!"
Lin Hao said, his expression somewhat solemn.
But soon, some light appeared ahead.
Upon discovering that there were traffic police officers present, Luo Chen's expression changed slightly.
"Oh no, I don't have a driver's license..."
Lin Hao also frowned. He had just been envious of Luo Chen for having such a supernatural item, but now he was no longer chuckling.
Seeing the hand gesture to pull over, Luo Chen had no choice but to stop.
"Please cooperate by getting out of the vehicle for inspection!"
Hearing this, Lin Hao was terrified.
"What should we do, Brother Luo? Maybe we should run away..."
Luo Chen didn't speak, but just looked at the traffic policeman with a serious expression.
Where did the traffic police come from in the middle of the night?
But Luo Chen still got out of the car, and four traffic police officers immediately came up to him.
"Show me your driver's license!"
"No!"
Luo Chen spoke without hesitation, even the traffic police couldn't figure it out.
Then they asked, "Did you know you hit someone with your car?"
"I thought it was a speed bump!"
"??????"
The traffic police officer looked puzzled; it was the first time he had ever encountered such a brave person.
Just as he was about to speak, he saw Luo Chen reveal a strange smile.
Luo Chen also joined in, letting out a chuckle.
"I'll tell you a secret..." Luo Chen's words stunned them. Just as they were about to speak, they heard Luo Chen's voice.
"Your tails have been revealed..."
The four stopped, turned around and looked down, and saw a black, furry tail swaying back and forth.
They froze, a hint of panic creeping onto their faces as they tried to hide it.
But Luo Chen's fist had already landed!
One punch sent a person flying.
The other three realized something was wrong and tried to make a move, but lightning instantly struck down from Luo Chen's palm.
"No, let me explain first..."
"I don't want to listen, just go die!"
Luo Chen had no interest in wasting words and killed them all with a single lightning strike.
[The host has been detected as having slain four level-nine demons, granting him 360 years of lifespan.]
The system's voice rang in his mind, and Luo Chen looked disdainful.
I almost got scammed.
If their true colors hadn't been revealed, Luo Chen wouldn't have been sure.
Lin Hao then came down, looked at the four fox spirit corpses, and his throat bobbed.
"Brother Luo, this...this is a monster..."
"To be precise... they're demons..."
Luo Chen said, then looked at Lin Hao and added, "Our duty is to kill these demons and monsters and protect the peace of the world!"
Lin Hao felt his blood boil and his heart pound with excitement.
"Damn, I'm a hero now!"
"Tell my father I'm not a coward!"
Lin Hao was clearly being manipulated by Luo Chen and was quite agitated.
Luo Chen didn't say anything, he just took pictures of the four fox spirit corpses and uploaded them.
Let's go!
Afterwards, they drove away again in the Yun.
Luo Chen was also thinking about whether he should get a Universiade driver's license, but then he thought, it's a supernatural item.
Nobody said you need a certificate to use paranormal items!
Soon, their car also stopped outside Qingshan Cemetery.
After getting out of the car, Luo Chen put it away.
Lin Hao looked puzzled: "Brother Luo, where are your props?"
"It's contained! Supernatural artifacts can be contained directly!"
Lin Hao fell silent upon hearing this.
He paused for a moment before asking, "Then why didn't you tell me?"
"You didn't even ask!"
Lin Hao: "..."
"Alright, I'll teach you when we get back. Hurry up and go inside to catch the ghosts, they'll be off duty soon!"
After saying that, Luo Chen went inside first and began searching...