Chapter 29
The Chinese server is here, and it's only been a couple of hits.
It can't be said that it has completely disappeared from the public eye, because at least a billion Chinese viewers are still watching it and have high expectations for it, so the pressure is immense...
But unfortunately, your original crocodile grandfather doesn't like pressure.
But today is different; it seems like your Grandpa Crocodile is going to be under pressure today.
Perhaps because they had been thoroughly defeated by the canine jaw beast and the crocodile, even though some of the original crocodile populations were located in areas without these powerful creatures, these original crocodiles no longer liked to roam freely on land.
They suddenly realized that all those years of evolution had been in vain.
Dior is useless on land!
The water is their safe haven.
In the water, they have no worries about food and water.
Moreover, once they get tired of eating fish, they can improve their diet by ambushing small mammals.
Although these actions might be considered petty theft and unseemly by audiences in other countries, Grandpa Crocodile was very satisfied.
No need to fight, no need to risk your life, you can eat just by soaking in the water.
Isn't this the ideal life?
Otherwise, who do you think it could beat on land?
But today, one of the original crocodiles is not going to take the usual route; instead, it plans to take on a big truck!
The target of the crime remains the unlucky, mobile canned water dragon.
It was just a baby water dragon that was only a few months old.
However, its weight also reached an astonishing 50 kilograms, making it a small stomach in the animal kingdom.
The original crocodile weighed at most a dozen kilograms, a difference of three times.
Will this original crocodile be successful today?
Let us wait and see.
As the audience watched the little water dragon drinking water on the screen, and the original crocodile still disguised as wood, swimming silently toward it, the Dragon Kingdom viewers became excited.
[Holy crap, did I see that right? This crocodile is actually trying to capture a Water Dragon Beast!]
Although it's a small Waterdramon, it is indeed a genuine Waterdramon!
【Go, Original Crocodile, take it down!】
[Bite it to death! Bite it to death! Bite it to death!]
[This definitely needs support; take it down and you'll be a hero against Sakura!]
[No, no, it wouldn't be that bad. At the very least, the entire Water Dragon Beast clan would have to be wiped out to be considered a hero against Sakura.]
That would be a long time coming.
Take it slow. Kill the young today, the adults tomorrow, and the whole family the day after!
[You've really gotten me excited! I'm going to watch a short film about beating up a Japanese woman right now.]
They were watching porn!
The audience in China started to daydream again.
Amidst the anticipation of the Dragon Kingdom audience, the original crocodile has arrived before the little water dragon beast.
Compared to those small-headed beasts that would panic and run away at the slightest disturbance, the Lystrosaurus, a Triassic roe deer, was much more stable.
It wouldn't be afraid of anything, not even a piece of wood floating in front of it, let alone an animal.
Because it doesn't inherently possess the concept of "fear".
After all, any water dragon that is targeted by predators can hardly escape, so it has no opportunity to teach its offspring to "run away when it sees an enemy".
Therefore, generation after generation of Water Dragon Beasts are all silly.
You can eat yours, I'll eat mine.
Since I can't escape anyway, I might as well eat a few more bites of grass.
Seeing that the water dragon didn't run away at all, Grandpa Crocodile became excited. "It's been a long time since I've encountered such a silly animal. Today I'll use you to practice my aim."
The moment the first crocodile's eyeballs look down, it means it's about to start hunting.
After a moment of hesitation, the original crocodile charged forward and bit the little water dragon's neck.
We'll keep you in suspense about the ending of the original crocodile hunting the little water dragon beast for now. Let's first give you a brief overview of the crocodile's skills.
As we all know, crocodiles only have two skills: to bite and hold on and to roll for their lives.
It can be said that it is a hero who is very wheelchair-like and does not require much skill to play.
As the saying goes, "The Chinese server is here and it only takes these two moves," "I got to the Chinese server with just these two moves," "I've practiced this one move for hundreds of millions of years," "One trick is all you need," "Everyone who joined at the same time is dead," and "We're all trying our best to live!"
One bites and holds on tight, allowing the crocodile to maintain its grip on its prey until the opponent is exhausted, and then it can show off its strength.
The fatal roll was the finishing touch, a stroke of genius from your Uncle Crocodile.
Although crocodiles have an incredibly powerful bite, arguably the strongest among mammals, their mouth-opening strength is surprisingly weak. In fact, a normal person can simply cover their mouth with their hand and the crocodile will be unable to open it anymore.
If you don't believe me, go try it and I guarantee it won't die!
This situation means that crocodiles cannot use their teeth frequently. So how do they tear apart their prey if they can't use their teeth?
This needs to be divided into two situations.
One scenario is that the prey is not very large, so it can be swallowed whole like a snake.
Like when the original crocodile hunted the small-headed beast, it basically swallowed it bit by bit.
It's all...it's about to be completely full...
In another scenario, when faced with prey that is so large that it cannot be swallowed whole, crocodiles devise their own methods, developing a death roll that resembles a python coiling around, a tiger pouncing, or a crow taking off in an airplane.
But clearly, the original Crocodile Grandpa of this era had not yet learned the death roll.
But as for the skill of biting and not letting go, your Grandpa Crocodile was born with it.
Let's focus the camera on the battle we just witnessed.
Good news, the original crocodile did indeed bite the little water dragon's thick neck.
Bad news: because the little water dragon had too much fat on its neck, the original crocodile couldn't even bite through it in one bite.
Although its teeth pierced the skin, only a tiny bit of rice went in.
The thick layer of fat acted like a natural armor, protecting the little water dragon's blood vessels and trachea.
Although it didn't break the skin, it still hurt a lot when it bit me.
So the panicked little water dragon didn't even bother to shake off the crocodile on its neck. After letting out a scream, it ran home as fast as it could.
This brings us to the original crocodile's first skill:
They won't let go!
No matter how much the little water dragon trampled on him, the original crocodile still held on tightly to the little water dragon's neck, trying to suffocate it by not being able to breathe.
And so, this scene unfolded on the vast, untamed grasslands.
A panicked little water dragon, with a crocodile hanging around its neck, ran for its life.
The little water dragon waddled as it ran, like a runaway washing machine.
The crocodile hung on its neck, its four legs kicking wildly in the air, its tail swishing back and forth, looking just like a rag doll that had been wrung dry.
The little water dragon ran across the stream, through the bushes, and onto the plain.
The crocodile always hung around its neck, like a scarf with legs.
At that moment, the sun was setting, and the warm orange-red light created a surprisingly abstract feel.
Wang Lin, who was watching this scene, spat out the cola he had just taken a sip of.
Wang Lin: "???"
Chinese audience: "???"
Viewers from other countries who clicked in casually: "???"