Chapter 270
Being cute is shameful but useful
Chapter 270 Being cute is shameful but useful, a family of bastard pandas
"Can you understand what it says?" Lu Xing's eyes lit up.
Although he signed a contract with Panda Tuantuan, the little guy Tuantuan didn't know how to use it at all.
Let Lu Xing communicate with it every time, half by guessing, half by contract to sense its heart.
"...As long as it is the ancient royal family, it can basically communicate with all kinds of birds and beasts."
Zhu Yan explained something, and then looked at the panda Tuantuan who was being held in Lu Xing's hands like a sack with strange eyes, and couldn't help but said.
"Young master, this little guy, how did you get involved with him?"
"It? It was stuffed into me by its grandfather desperately. Oh, its grandfather seems to be called Li Zhu..." Lu Xing was a little surprised by Zhu Yan's attitude, but he didn't hide anything.
"So that's the case, no wonder he disappeared inexplicably..."
Lu Xing noticed that Zhu Yan's expression became even weirder.
Too lazy to spend more time guessing, Lu Xing asked directly: "Do you know anything?"
Zhu Yan remained silent for a while, and then opened his mouth to explain to Lu Xing.
To put it simply, because the iron-eating beasts followed Chi You back then, after the end of the ancient era, after a series of ups and downs, they also became a member of the ancient royal family.
I don't know when, the iron-eating beasts have become extremely low-key, but the luck of the iron-eating beasts has not decreased but increased.
Later, after the secret investigation of some ancient royal families, it was discovered that many of the luck of the iron-eating beasts were divided from the luck of the human race.
Moreover, it is still the kind of luck without causality.
In other words, the iron-eating beasts can enjoy part of the luck of the human race, but they don't have to pay any price for it.
After knowing this, many creatures in the ancient royal family went crazy, thinking that the iron-eating beasts had researched some secret method to steal the luck of the human race.
Even later, even the real dragon, phoenix, unicorn and other desolate ancient tyrants couldn't help being tempted, and secretly found the patriarch of the iron-eating beast clan.
"What happened later?" Lu Xing's eyes flashed, and he asked in a flat voice.
But the panda Tuantuan in his hand felt an ominous aura, rolled into a ball and shivered.
"My lord, you are wrong. The facts are not what you think." Zhu Yan's expression moved, as if he wanted to laugh.
"In fact, the reason why the iron-eating beasts can share the luck of the human race is not to be contaminated by karma."
"The reason is that they took advantage of a loophole."
"Take advantage of the loophole?" Lu Xing was puzzled, looked at Zhu Yan suspiciously, and waited for him to explain.
"Yes, they share the luck of the human race by giving the cubs of the clan to those with great luck in the human race, pretending to be a subordinate race of the adult race."
"But through special rules, it retains the independence and autonomy of its own race, and is in a relationship between subordinate races and collaborators."
"Although they share the luck of the human race, the iron-eating beasts have to find one or several people with great luck every once in a while to send their cubs out."
Speaking of this, Zhu Yan paused and looked at Lu Xing.
"...For example, me?" Lu Xing also understood, and raised his hand.
"But wait, don't these pandas have the slightest affection for licking calves? Sending out the cubs in this way will not cause the clan's strength to be greatly reduced and be annexed by other clans? Also, the higher-ups of the human race know this, Are you going to let them do that?"
"Sharing luck is for both parties." Zhu Yan answered Lu Xing's two questions with one sentence.
Sharing luck is for both parties, so the higher-ups of the human race are also happy to see the luck of the iron-eating beasts added to the luck of the human race.
Similarly, because of this, in order to prevent the luck of the iron-eating beasts from disappearing, the high-level human race will inevitably come forward to protect the iron-eating beasts.
"As for the love of calf licking... To be honest, almost most of the creatures in the iron-eating beasts want to be the contractors of the lucky ones of the human race."
Zhu Yan smiled.
"Because the iron-eating beasts are lazy by nature, as long as there is enough food, a stable environment, and enough space for activities, they can live for thousands of years without moving their nests."
"For them, the cultivation of subjective consciousness is an extremely painful thing, and they want to accumulate their cultivation base slowly and rely on time."
"A certain ancient emperor of the iron-eating beast clan once said, 'If you can live a cute life, why do you have to work so hard every day, isn't it good to be a bastard with your thighs in your arms?'"
Lu Xing: "..."
Boy, is this what it is called, it's shameful to be cute but useful?
Co-authored, the entire panda race is a bunch of bastards who want to have golden thighs?
Suddenly, Lu Xing doubted Chi You's vision back then.
...Can this thing also be used as a mount?
No wonder Chi You would lose to Huang Di, such a big bastard stays in the team, not to mention four, but at least one.
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that it was inevitable for Chi You to lose to Huang Di!
but……
Lu Xing looked at the cute black and white dumpling in his hand, and fell silent for a while.
A bastard who has no strength and no good looks is cast aside by others.
A bastard with no strength but good looks is lovable.
Lu Xing felt that the Panda Clan and their bastards' thinking would not be mentioned, but in terms of hardware, they really had the innate conditions to eat this bowl of rice.
In terms of appearance, the chubby, furry black and white dumpling stands out from the rest of the bears.
In terms of strength, as a member of the ancient royal family, whether it is used as a mount or trained as a thug, it is a good choice.
In terms of personality, she is cute and silly, and there is almost no possibility of betrayal, which makes many cultivators not bother to take care of her.
"By the way, my lord, there is one more thing you need to know." Zhu Yan suddenly straightened his face.
"Because the iron-eating beasts often give their cubs to the lucky ones of the human race, many heretics and demons will focus on the human race who are the owners of the iron-eating beasts."
Lu Xing narrowed his eyes and smiled happily.
"Well, it looks like that, the future life will be very interesting?"
Hearing this, Zhu Yan was silent.
He said this with the intention of reminding Lu Xing to be aware of the danger, but who would have thought that Lu Xing was not only not worried, but instead looked excited and looked forward to the arrival of the enemy.
"My lord, in fact, every owner of an iron-eating beast cub will share in the luck of the iron-eating beast clan."
"If you want to practice, you can bring him with you, it will be of great help to you."
Zhu Yan suggested.
"Okay, I'll try tonight." Lu Xing nodded in response.
As for why tonight?
Of course it's because, now we need to get some food for Panda Tuantuan.
Three or four months ago, Father Lu suddenly had an inspiration for a pill recipe, so he decisively entered the pill room for a closed-door experiment.
Lu's mother was worried, so she kept helping Lu's father over there.
When he got busy, he ignored Tuantuan.
After all, Lu Xueyan or Yu Nie helped take care of her when she was busy, so Mother Lu didn't think about Tuantuan all of a sudden.
(End of this chapter)
"Can you understand what it says?" Lu Xing's eyes lit up.
Although he signed a contract with Panda Tuantuan, the little guy Tuantuan didn't know how to use it at all.
Let Lu Xing communicate with it every time, half by guessing, half by contract to sense its heart.
"...As long as it is the ancient royal family, it can basically communicate with all kinds of birds and beasts."
Zhu Yan explained something, and then looked at the panda Tuantuan who was being held in Lu Xing's hands like a sack with strange eyes, and couldn't help but said.
"Young master, this little guy, how did you get involved with him?"
"It? It was stuffed into me by its grandfather desperately. Oh, its grandfather seems to be called Li Zhu..." Lu Xing was a little surprised by Zhu Yan's attitude, but he didn't hide anything.
"So that's the case, no wonder he disappeared inexplicably..."
Lu Xing noticed that Zhu Yan's expression became even weirder.
Too lazy to spend more time guessing, Lu Xing asked directly: "Do you know anything?"
Zhu Yan remained silent for a while, and then opened his mouth to explain to Lu Xing.
To put it simply, because the iron-eating beasts followed Chi You back then, after the end of the ancient era, after a series of ups and downs, they also became a member of the ancient royal family.
I don't know when, the iron-eating beasts have become extremely low-key, but the luck of the iron-eating beasts has not decreased but increased.
Later, after the secret investigation of some ancient royal families, it was discovered that many of the luck of the iron-eating beasts were divided from the luck of the human race.
Moreover, it is still the kind of luck without causality.
In other words, the iron-eating beasts can enjoy part of the luck of the human race, but they don't have to pay any price for it.
After knowing this, many creatures in the ancient royal family went crazy, thinking that the iron-eating beasts had researched some secret method to steal the luck of the human race.
Even later, even the real dragon, phoenix, unicorn and other desolate ancient tyrants couldn't help being tempted, and secretly found the patriarch of the iron-eating beast clan.
"What happened later?" Lu Xing's eyes flashed, and he asked in a flat voice.
But the panda Tuantuan in his hand felt an ominous aura, rolled into a ball and shivered.
"My lord, you are wrong. The facts are not what you think." Zhu Yan's expression moved, as if he wanted to laugh.
"In fact, the reason why the iron-eating beasts can share the luck of the human race is not to be contaminated by karma."
"The reason is that they took advantage of a loophole."
"Take advantage of the loophole?" Lu Xing was puzzled, looked at Zhu Yan suspiciously, and waited for him to explain.
"Yes, they share the luck of the human race by giving the cubs of the clan to those with great luck in the human race, pretending to be a subordinate race of the adult race."
"But through special rules, it retains the independence and autonomy of its own race, and is in a relationship between subordinate races and collaborators."
"Although they share the luck of the human race, the iron-eating beasts have to find one or several people with great luck every once in a while to send their cubs out."
Speaking of this, Zhu Yan paused and looked at Lu Xing.
"...For example, me?" Lu Xing also understood, and raised his hand.
"But wait, don't these pandas have the slightest affection for licking calves? Sending out the cubs in this way will not cause the clan's strength to be greatly reduced and be annexed by other clans? Also, the higher-ups of the human race know this, Are you going to let them do that?"
"Sharing luck is for both parties." Zhu Yan answered Lu Xing's two questions with one sentence.
Sharing luck is for both parties, so the higher-ups of the human race are also happy to see the luck of the iron-eating beasts added to the luck of the human race.
Similarly, because of this, in order to prevent the luck of the iron-eating beasts from disappearing, the high-level human race will inevitably come forward to protect the iron-eating beasts.
"As for the love of calf licking... To be honest, almost most of the creatures in the iron-eating beasts want to be the contractors of the lucky ones of the human race."
Zhu Yan smiled.
"Because the iron-eating beasts are lazy by nature, as long as there is enough food, a stable environment, and enough space for activities, they can live for thousands of years without moving their nests."
"For them, the cultivation of subjective consciousness is an extremely painful thing, and they want to accumulate their cultivation base slowly and rely on time."
"A certain ancient emperor of the iron-eating beast clan once said, 'If you can live a cute life, why do you have to work so hard every day, isn't it good to be a bastard with your thighs in your arms?'"
Lu Xing: "..."
Boy, is this what it is called, it's shameful to be cute but useful?
Co-authored, the entire panda race is a bunch of bastards who want to have golden thighs?
Suddenly, Lu Xing doubted Chi You's vision back then.
...Can this thing also be used as a mount?
No wonder Chi You would lose to Huang Di, such a big bastard stays in the team, not to mention four, but at least one.
Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that it was inevitable for Chi You to lose to Huang Di!
but……
Lu Xing looked at the cute black and white dumpling in his hand, and fell silent for a while.
A bastard who has no strength and no good looks is cast aside by others.
A bastard with no strength but good looks is lovable.
Lu Xing felt that the Panda Clan and their bastards' thinking would not be mentioned, but in terms of hardware, they really had the innate conditions to eat this bowl of rice.
In terms of appearance, the chubby, furry black and white dumpling stands out from the rest of the bears.
In terms of strength, as a member of the ancient royal family, whether it is used as a mount or trained as a thug, it is a good choice.
In terms of personality, she is cute and silly, and there is almost no possibility of betrayal, which makes many cultivators not bother to take care of her.
"By the way, my lord, there is one more thing you need to know." Zhu Yan suddenly straightened his face.
"Because the iron-eating beasts often give their cubs to the lucky ones of the human race, many heretics and demons will focus on the human race who are the owners of the iron-eating beasts."
Lu Xing narrowed his eyes and smiled happily.
"Well, it looks like that, the future life will be very interesting?"
Hearing this, Zhu Yan was silent.
He said this with the intention of reminding Lu Xing to be aware of the danger, but who would have thought that Lu Xing was not only not worried, but instead looked excited and looked forward to the arrival of the enemy.
"My lord, in fact, every owner of an iron-eating beast cub will share in the luck of the iron-eating beast clan."
"If you want to practice, you can bring him with you, it will be of great help to you."
Zhu Yan suggested.
"Okay, I'll try tonight." Lu Xing nodded in response.
As for why tonight?
Of course it's because, now we need to get some food for Panda Tuantuan.
Three or four months ago, Father Lu suddenly had an inspiration for a pill recipe, so he decisively entered the pill room for a closed-door experiment.
Lu's mother was worried, so she kept helping Lu's father over there.
When he got busy, he ignored Tuantuan.
After all, Lu Xueyan or Yu Nie helped take care of her when she was busy, so Mother Lu didn't think about Tuantuan all of a sudden.
(End of this chapter)