Chapter 526
Page 526
Before Zhou's son could finish speaking, Luo Fan waved his hand:
"It's fate that we met. Let's not talk about anything else and sit down to eat."
"it is good!"
Seeing that Luo Fan was generous and easygoing, Zhou Yixian's son also sat down.
Zhou Yixian took a dozen or so bites, then said with a profound expression:
"Brother Luo, although I am not very skilled, I am very confident in my divination skills. Let me do a divination for you."
As soon as Zhou Yixian finished speaking, Luo Fan saw Zhou's son and Zhou Yixian's daughter-in-law looking at him with awkward expressions.
In their view, Luo Fan looked like someone who was knowledgeable and experienced, unlike those who were easily fooled.
So, he gave Luo Fan an awkward smile.
However, Luo Fan smiled and said:
"Alright, Brother Zhou, please perform a divination for me."
As he spoke, Luo Fan stretched out his palm, flat and facing upwards.
Zhou Yixian's eyes lit up, and he quickly grabbed Luo Fan's large hand, pretending to perform divination.
"Hey!"
After a long while, Zhou Yixian looked at Luo Fan, sighed, and looked like he wanted to say something but couldn't.
However, Luo Fan simply gazed at Zhou Yixian indifferently, without saying a word.
When Zhou Yixian sees that the other party is not playing by the rules, he usually sighs, and the person who was fooled will immediately ask why.
It seems the other party isn't easy to fool; I'll have to use my best skills, the ultimate con artistry, to succeed.
Seeing that the other party did not react, Zhou Yixian sighed and said:
"Alas, Brother Luo, I foresee you will suffer a bloody calamity!"
After Zhou Yixian finished speaking, he looked up at the ceiling, his eyes gleaming as he glanced at Luo Fan.
However, Luo Fan's next words threw Zhou Yixian into a panic.
Luo Fan also sighed, looked at Zhou Yixian, and said seriously:
"Brother Zhou, I foresee that your son and daughter-in-law will suffer a bloody disaster!"
Chapter 425 Qingyun Sect Eager to Acquire
"(⊙o⊙) Huh?"
Zhou Yixian stared at Luo Fan with a completely bewildered expression.
He had initially given the waiter a few taels of silver because he saw that Luo Fan was dressed in expensive clothes and was generous with his money.
So he made up a couple of lines and extorted some money from Luo Fan.
Unexpectedly, the other party claimed that his son and daughter-in-law were in danger of bloodshed.
Zhou Yixian turned to look at her son and daughter-in-law and found that they were looking at her with a half-smile.
Suddenly, Zhou Yixian wanted to crawl into a dog hole.
We've met our match.
"Hey!"
Zhou Yixian stroked his beard, sighed, and said with an air of righteousness:
"It seems Brother Luo is one of us, Brother Zhou has mistaken the right person."
“Come on, let’s eat. Just like Brother Luo said, meeting is fate.”
However, Luo Fan took a bite of the fish and slowly said:
“Brother Zhou, your son and daughter-in-law are really in for a bloody disaster. I’m not joking or trying to fool you.”
"..."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yixian's venerable face also turned serious.
He gave his son and daughter-in-law a deep look, pondered for a moment, and, adhering to the principle of err on the side of caution, said:
"Brother Luo, do you know of any way to avert this disaster?"
"Of course!"
Luo Fan said casually as he ate the fish.
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yixian quickly clasped his hands in greeting and said:
"Brother Luo, please tell me how to avert this disaster!"
Luo Fan didn't speak, but instead shrugged at Zhou Yixian.
Zhou Yixian naturally understood what Luo Fan meant. In the past, Luo Fan was the one who tricked others out of money, but he never expected that it would be his turn today.
However, for the sake of his son and daughter-in-law, Zhou Yixian's lips twitched, and he gritted his teeth, taking out one hundred taels from his pocket and handing it to Luo Fan.
Luo Fan accepted the silver, and then a piece of paper appeared out of thin air in his hand.
Then, he started drawing on the paper with his index finger.
Golden rays of light shone from the tip of the index finger onto the white paper.
When Zhou Yixian first saw Luo Fan take out a blank piece of paper, he thought that the other party was really trying to fool him.
After all, he thought that a blank sheet of paper could be conjured up with a simple magic trick.
When he saw the golden light suddenly appear at Luo Fan's fingertips, the mysterious golden light was imprinted on the white paper.
At this moment, Zhou Yixian began to agree with some of what Luo Fan had said.
After all, the appearance of golden light between his fingers indicates that he has a certain level of cultivation and is not just a charlatan.
"Alright, this talisman can be used three times, which is enough to keep your son and daughter-in-law safe in this world."
As Luo Fan spoke, he handed the talisman to Zhou Yixian.
Zhou Yixian reluctantly accepted the talisman; it cost a hundred taels of silver, meaning he'd have to keep swindling people for several more months.
"Brother Luo, how do I use this talisman? I can't sense any spiritual or magical energy fluctuations in it at all?"
Luo Fan took a sip of his drink and said:
“That’s easy, I’ve already set up the spell.”
Zhou Yixian thought it was quite advanced. The fact that a mere incantation could cast a talisman meant that even an ordinary person without cultivation could cast it.
"Brother Luo, what is the incantation?"
Luo Fan thought for a moment and said:
"When you encounter danger, just shout loudly, 'Grandpa, please show yourself! Grandpa, please show yourself!' and that will be enough."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yixian's lips twitched. At this moment, he even began to suspect that Luo Fan was probably just fooling them.
Next, Luo Fan and Zhou Yixian, or rather, four people, including one more in their belly.
After finishing the meal with the four people, I said goodbye.
Luo Fan left Luoyang city and walked on the official road.
"Young friend, please wait!"
Suddenly, a joyful shout came from high above.
Luo Fan looked up and saw a short, stout Taoist priest flying over from behind on a flying sword.
The Taoist priest was dressed in a long blue robe, and his round belly made people believe he was nine months pregnant and about to give birth.
Luo Fan remained calm and called out:
"Hey fatso, you're so fat, don't break the flying sword under your feet. You'll fall and die a horrible death!"
Upon hearing this, the short, fat man's expression changed, and the flying sword beneath his feet wobbled, almost causing him to fall.
Soon, the short, stout man flew over and landed on the ground, bowing respectfully to Luo Fan and saying:
“Young brother, I am Tian Buyi, the head of the Great Bamboo Peak of the Qingyun Sect on Qingyun Mountain.”
"I see that you have extraordinary talent and are the greatest cultivator I have ever seen. I am willing to take you as my disciple. Would you be willing?"
Tian Buyi went down the mountain on business today. Just now, when he flew back to Qingyun Sect on his sword, he immediately saw Luo Fan walking alone on the official road.
He observed that the man was exceptionally handsome, and upon opening his divine eye, he discovered that the man's bone structure was even more extraordinary, unlike anything he had ever seen in his life.
Tian Buyi currently only has six disciples, but unfortunately none of them have achieved success. Now, seeing such a genius, his desire to take on a disciple is burning brightly, so he immediately flew down.
Luo Fan glanced at Tian Buyi and said indifferently:
"Luo Fan!"
Can one become an immortal through cultivation?
Tian Buyi's lips twitched, thinking to himself that this kid really dared to ask, so he answered honestly:
"According to the records of Qingyun Sect, no one has ever cultivated the Dao and become an immortal."
"Then why bother fixing it!"
Luo Fan retorted directly, then turned and left.
Seeing that Luo Fan wasn't interested and was about to leave without a word, Tian Buyi said anxiously:
"Luo Fan, although you cannot become an immortal, you can fly on a sword, slay demons and monsters, and become a respected immortal, worshipped by thousands!"
Luo Fan didn't stop walking and lazily replied:
"The wind is so strong in the sky, and it's too cold to fly on a sword. I can walk. Only an idiot would fly on a sword."
"As for slaying demons and eliminating evil?"
"What is a demon? What is a monster?"
"I fear that among those on the righteous path, there are demons, and among those on the demonic path, there are righteous ones!"