Chapter 1563
Speed is the only way to win
As the saying goes, "A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit."
But that's not necessarily true...
After all, these words were spoken by Chinese people, and foreigners may not understand this principle.
For example, there's the guy named Hammer Brother who's always clearly up to no good and is just wandering around in front of him.
You get scammed as soon as you step out the door, but Dangdang is different.
Last time, those three old bastards were stirring things up for me, so I used a quick switcheroo to turn the tables on this guy.
Now these three old bastards are stirring things up for this guy, trying to get him to scheme against me.
This is a very typical case.
Every industry, and even every company, has a few people like that.
He was being used by both sides, and both sides treated him like a fool.
It's always the same group of people who cause trouble.
They are often the ones who, after committing evil deeds, pretend to be good people.
They're trying to instigate me and Shang Geyundun to do it again.
Is this never going to end?
it is good!
Then I'll grant your request.
"So, you want to see who's stronger, me or this monk, right?"
"That's absolutely right!" Hammer Brother replied excitedly, seeing that he had grasped the point.
"However, he is still a senior actor and a very respectable actor."
“I don’t think he’s interested in that kind of thing.”
What are you talking about?
At this moment, Stallone "opportunely" stepped forward to ask.
"Zhang and I are talking about who is more capable, him or Jean-Claude Van Damme."
"In my opinion, nothing is as good as practice," Schwarzenegger chimed in.
"How about I go and talk to the monk?" Bruce chimed in.
"That's right!" Stallone concluded.
"Furthermore, I think action scenes shouldn't just remain on paper."
"Creativity should be sparked through on-site interaction."
"Maybe if you try it out on the spot, you can develop even more exciting fight scenes."
The guy found a good excuse to let himself go.
However, strictly speaking, it's not wrong.
Western action choreography isn't very good; it's not realistic enough. If it's not based entirely on real combat, it's too unrealistic.
Because they lack a foundation in martial arts, they tend to imagine things based on superhero comics.
Often, action choreographers who lack experience design moves that are simply impossible to execute.
Zhang Yuan smiled and didn't refuse; instead, he went along with what the other person said.
“Yes, yes, yes, what Silvs said makes a lot of sense.”
"As long as it's good for the production team, I'm willing to cooperate."
"It's a deal!" The three of them were overjoyed.
Finally, you've given in.
Make arrangements quickly!
The happiest person was undoubtedly Liam Hemsworth, who had finally gotten his revenge.
Zhang Yuan lost, and he sought revenge for those who stirred up trouble.
Jean-Claude Van Damme lost, but got his revenge for the kick.
I'm not losing out either way!
With this mindset, the crew soon formed a circle.
As soon as people heard that someone was going to have a demonstration, a lot of people came to join in the fun.
Zhang Yuan glanced around; the crowd was bustling, it seemed that the love of watching a spectacle wasn't unique to China.
"I don't know what you're thinking," Jean-Claude Van Damme said nonchalantly as he approached the group.
Normally, as long as he doesn't make any facial expressions, he looks like a complete big boss.
"However, I won't hold back like I do in front of the camera."
"If you get hurt, you'll have to take responsibility for it yourself."
Jean-Claude Van Damme was also annoyed by the instigation.
Plus, my brother is absolutely confident.
"Oh, you have to take responsibility for it yourself."
"Then I won't play anymore," Zhang Yuan said, turning to leave.
"I'll take responsibility if anyone gets hurt!" Stallone quickly raised his hand.
Good grief, they still tried to run away at the last minute.
"That's good." Zhang Yuan turned around again.
The three old guys and Hammer Bro all held their breath and stood at the front of the crowd.
"Let's see what he does."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Can we begin?" Jean-Claude Van Damme asked, arms crossed.
"Can……"
He had barely answered when the other person, without even making a move, instantly raised their leg!
Before the words had even faded, the powerful gust of wind generated by his thigh had already arrived.
Fortunately, I was prepared for this kind of "sneak attack"... He dodged it by sidestepping.
It has to be said, to still be able to do this at around 60 years old is truly impressive.
After a side kick, he immediately followed up with a downward chop.
Before the force of the downward strike had dissipated, he twisted his waist and followed up with a spinning kick.
Anyone who eats it will end up with bruises all over their body.
However, Zhang Yuan already knew that although his older brother's leg skills were strong, the foundation of his leg skills was based on Taekwondo.
Zhang Yuan looked down on Taekwondo because he thought Korean martial arts were visually appealing but not very effective in actual combat.
Especially in high-level games.
The movements are all wide and powerful, and the visual effects are great, but the moves are also very wide open, with large pre- and post-move sway.
Any expert can easily seize the gaps between their opponent's moves.
However, because high kicks are visually appealing, and with the influence of Korean pop culture, Taekwondo is very popular, especially among parents of primary and secondary school students.
Unfortunately, Zhang Yuan is a master.
If I dodge your high kick or flying kick and then casually strike your groin, you're done for.
Or I can tank one of your attacks, and then if I can get close enough to block your leg attacks, you're done for.
This is why many girls think they're something special after practicing Taekwondo for a few days, but when they actually fight a man...
Unless you knock the opponent unconscious and can't get up again, you'll be in full rage and unleash a barrage of blows at close range, letting them know the power difference that comes with a difference in scale.
Of course, in the current situation, it seems a bit impolite for him to play the monkey stealing peaches game.
If I were to tough it out... I make millions of dollars a month, why would I risk my life?
The land is dead, but people are alive.
If I don't want to get beaten up, can't I just run away?
Jean-Claude Van Damme is getting old; he still has explosive power, but his endurance is clearly failing.
Extreme speed and reaction time have also declined significantly.
You could easily kick a novice like Hammer Bro, but what about kicking him?
Even though he did strength training for filming, the bulkiness affected his flexibility.
Fitness doesn't necessarily make you healthier; joint wear and tear and muscle strains are common, not to mention the effects of advanced technology.
Exercise simply makes you more energetic, stimulates dopamine release, and makes you feel better about yourself.
Just like some people are obsessed with long-distance running, it releases dopamine, making you feel happy and joyful, but it doesn't necessarily mean you're healthy.
He trained so that he could look good on camera and not appear weak like Chinese people in front of these foreigners.
However, strength training and body shaping have already affected his agility.
Just like a cool car may not be fast, and a fast car may not conform to popular aesthetics.
But in front of an elderly comrade who has reached retirement age, and the other party is using aggressive and unrestrained tactics.
Therefore, he can still move around with ease and composure.
If the opponent uses a direct assault technique like boxing, he might have a harder time.
He retreated continuously as his opponent kicked him.
Seeing his "miserable" appearance, Liam Hemsworth felt much better.
I can't be the only one embarrassed!
If you embarrass yourself today, we'll become sworn brothers from now on.
He craned his neck, wanting to see more clearly.
If there were a camera positioned on the ceiling looking down at this time, it would be visible.
Although Zhang Yuan retreated, his retreat route was very tortuous.
But overall, it is moving closer to a certain position.
Hammer Brother found that he was seeing things more and more clearly.
As the two fought, they got right in front of him.
Zhang Yuan kept dodging while Jean-Claude Van Damme kept attacking, both of them were expending a lot of energy, and the veteran was getting a little annoyed.
"Zhang, is this constant dodging the essence of Chinese martial arts—running away?"
Trash talk during a fight is also a tactic.
Zidane was so angry he had to resort to headbutts, so words can be a weapon too.
However, Zhang Yuan was completely unmoved by this.
"Of all martial arts techniques in the world, none are invincible except speed!" he said calmly as he dodged.
"Being quick to dodge is still being quick." "But since you say so..." He glanced to his side out of the corner of his eye; they were already within attack range.
"Then I won't dodge the next move."
"Okay, you said it..."
The man held his breath, and before he could finish speaking, he exerted force with both legs.
The person was lifted into the air, reaching a height of over one meter.
He then twisted his body, not using a front kick, but changing his posture in mid-air and using a back kick similar to a kicking motion, exerting force from the side.
This is much more powerful than a straight kick, combined with the power from the waist.
It's no exaggeration to say that it was powerful and heavy.
Let alone kicking someone, even kicking a wall would be too much for the wall to handle.
In addition, he was wearing thick-soled military boots, so even stepping on someone would hurt terribly, let alone kicking them.
Because of this, no one dares to take on a case without at least twenty years of urban medical insurance coverage.
But he promised he wouldn't dodge.
But the words came back again.
Do I mean I won't hide anymore?
After getting to know Jun'er, I picked up some bad habits, like telling little lies now and then.
As the sole of the shoe got closer and closer, the tread pattern became clearly visible.
Zhang Yuan's waist relaxed, and he sat down.
I've been training my legs lately, and they've become so weak I can't stand up straight, which is quite reasonable.
Once he fell, the force was gone and couldn't be taken back.
The older man is getting old and his reactions aren't as good as they used to be.
The size 45 shoe sole went straight for Hammer Brother's chest, who was craning his neck to watch the show behind Zhang Yuan with an excited expression.
According to traditional Chinese sayings, this was a kick to the heart.
Wu Dalang was hit like that by the man in the story, and he never got out of bed again.
That's how the famous scene of Dalang coming to drink the medicine came about.
Hammer Brother barely made a sound before he suddenly passed out!
Moreover, after being pulled away, the person was thrown outwards and slid several meters after hitting the ground.
This illustrates two things.
First of all, young people are just stubborn; they didn't even cry out in pain after being hit like that.
Secondly, the film crew mopped the floor really clean; if it were even a little dirty, so much space wouldn't be there.
Upon landing, Jean-Claude Van Damme lost control of his expression, his eyes widening in shock.
Zhang Yuan then used his lower back to spring up again.
"See what I told you?"
"Of all martial arts techniques in the world, none are invincible except for speed."
"The moment I lower my head, he's the one who's doomed."
"Hahahaha..."
The scene fell silent, everyone's eyes fixed on Liam, who was sprawled on the floor in a Yamcha-like pose.
The ground is cold; young people don't pay enough attention to their sleeping habits.
"Hey everyone, don't be nervous," Zhang Yuan said loudly, his hands behind his back after laughing.
"When you're out in the world, you're bound to get hurt."
"It's just a matter of kicking once or twice, it's child's play."
"Anyway, Stallone just said that he will take care of everything."
Sylvester Stallone: !!!
Those three old geezers are not far away.
Upon hearing this, the former governor and Bruce, who were standing on either side of Stallone, exchanged a glance, and then simultaneously stepped back and disappeared into the crowd.
We're here to work; we don't know anything about this.
Jean-Claude Van Damme raised an eyebrow and then spoke.
"With Sylvies in charge, I'm relieved."
"I'm getting old and not as useful as I used to be. I got tired after just a few moves, and I even pulled a muscle in my thigh. I need to go to the rest room to lie down right away."
“Shang, I know Chinese massage, I’ll help you.” Zhang Yuan followed.
In just over 10 seconds, only Sylvester Stallone, one of the main actors in the film, remained standing there; the rest of the cast had left.
The world where only Liam Hemsworth is injured has been achieved.
About five or six hours later, as darkness fell, he slowly woke up from his deep sleep.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, as expected of a former top expert, had his system crashed with a single kick from this young man.
I've been reinstalling the system and restoring the firmware.
"Are you awake?"
The moment he opened his eyes, he saw Zhang Yuan's kind smile.
This scene feels a bit familiar. Did I... not this time? At least I wasn't left stranded in the woods until midnight.
"A tiny, unexpected thing happened."
"It's good that you're awake."
Actually, it's not good. As soon as this person opened their mouth, they found it difficult to breathe, and then they were kicked and stopped breathing.
Now there's a big, bluish-purple shoe print on my chest, about size 45.
"The film crew is indeed in danger."
"I think we should stop having these private competitions in the future."
After Zhang Yuan finished speaking, he turned to look at the old guys.
The three nodded in unison.
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Others might not be able to tell, but these three seasoned veterans certainly could.
You did that on purpose, you little brat!
If you don't take the bait the first time, you'll only cause harm.
He accepted the challenge the second time and still managed to harm people.
The key victim is still the same person.
These three dared not come again.
They were really afraid that Liam Hemsworth would die on set.
And even if you get scammed, it might not be blamed on this guy.
They can slip away faster than anyone else, and they're ruthless when it comes to underhanded tactics.
The old folks even developed a certain admiration for him because of this.
It's not the kind of appreciation at the level of film and television, but at the level of human beings.
White people are very simple; they don't distinguish between right and wrong, only between strong and weak.
If you are strong, they will admire you.
The fact that the three of them ganged up on him and still managed to do nothing to him shows that he's not exactly a saint either.
It turns out we were the same kind of substitutes.
They've almost come to appreciate each other's talents.
Next time, let's scam someone together!
As he came out of the lounge, the former governor handed him a cigar.
"Zhang, you're very quick-witted."
"Just as we said, you are the most amazing action actor."
"This time it's for real."
"Then I, as the best action actor, really hope to collaborate more with you equally excellent actors." He took the cigar and started smoking.
Not only were they rude with their hands, but they were also rude with their words.
"Hehehe..." Stallone shook his head with a smile when he saw him like that.
This can be considered a form of indirect approval.
Compared to his side's "harmonious coexistence".
Some people in China are quite upset about this.
Huang Xiaoming, who recently left Huayi Brothers, should be riding high as he not only didn't experience a decline in resources but actually made further progress.
But he locked himself in his room and became very depressed.
Because Xiaoming was subjected to "cyberbullying".
It can't be entirely called cyberbullying.
Because most cyberbullying attacks target personality traits, and often involve fabricating baseless accusations or even just forming cliques to launch personal attacks against you.
You've gotten fat, so people call you a pig.
You've lost weight, so people say you're addicted to drugs.
This is the purest form of cyberbullying.
But things are a little different for Xiaoming.
Because it's not that "violent".
To be precise, it should be called online mockery.
Moreover, it was ridiculed by the entire internet.
Because a clip of him singing an English song before was dug up... (End of Chapter)