Embarrassingly Silly Skills

Chapter 41 Embarrassingly Silly Skills

Professor Mo froze, his blood seemingly freezing, his face burning with embarrassment, and his heart pounding wildly.

Ji Xiang was also stunned.

He is a well-mannered young man who knows how to respect others and is self-aware.

He is usually gentle and mild-mannered, and even if others deliberately provoke or find fault with him, Ji Xiang will just laugh it off.

but!

today!!

I actually gave Professor Mo a warning?

On the operating table?!

Why?!

Ji Xiang was screaming in his heart, but Professor Mo's hesitant actions were so hateful that Ji Xiang's muscle memory was awakened once again.

When the impulse from the motor nerve of muscle memory reaches the nerve endings, the junctional vesicles rupture with the participation of calcium ions, releasing a large amount of acetylcholine.

Acetylcholine diffuses across the presynaptic membrane, passes through the junctional gap, and binds to acetylcholine receptors on the postsynaptic membrane, altering the ion permeability of the postsynaptic membrane.

After a series of functional changes, the affected muscle fibers are excited, which in turn causes muscle contraction.

He skillfully held the hemostat and tapped Mo Chenggui's radial styloid process once again.

"Focus on the surgery. Do you think you're capable? Do you think circumcision is a minor procedure? You've performed thousands of cases over the years, you're the 'prince of briefcases' in the provincial capital, and you think you can have a 100% success rate?"

Ji Xiang felt as if he had entered a world of empathy, unable to control the will of the senior doctor that had been awakened within his body.

Under that will, Mo Chenggui became a resident trainee, while Ji Xiang became a professor leading a research group at the Second Affiliated Hospital.

His words were laced with disdain and sarcasm, authoritative yet... However, if Professor Mo had said them, they would have been quite reasonable.

It would be so awkward if Ji Xiang said something like that...

Ji Xiang wants the society to die.

The nurse was so frightened by what she saw that she didn't dare to say a word.

Only the patient was unaware of what had happened and remained tense.

What kind of skill is that?!

Ji Xiang screamed wildly in his heart.

But this is not the bystander's model, and it is fundamentally different from empathy.

Ji Xiang personally controlled every step of the surgery. With the LV7 suture device and a +12 hand speed bonus, the surgery was incredibly fast. Moreover, there was a 40% reduction in errors, making it extremely stable.

Just now, Ji Xiang used hemostatic forceps to remove ink, which was muscle memory brought about by skill. Ji Xiang really wanted to know which expert had this habit of casually using hemostatic forceps to hit people after going on stage.

It must be a side effect mentioned in the skill description. Ji Xiang was on the verge of tears.

What is all this nonsense? Just improve the cooperation rate to 100%, why yell at your assistant if they don't cooperate well!

An awkward atmosphere was spreading.

Mo Chenggui was stunned by the blow. He wanted to say something, but he felt as if the person standing next to him was his deceased teacher.

A sense of solemnity arose spontaneously. Mo Chenggui was completely suppressed by the system's skills. It was a suppression in his blood, a restraint that came from his DNA.

He did not resist or show any displeasure, but instead began to cooperate obediently with the surgery after being reprimanded a second time.

The surgery was completed in 3 minutes and 48 seconds, with the speed increased again.

Mo Chenggui didn't say anything, but instead hurried to take the patient away, behaving as obediently as a resident trainee.

Ji Xiang was filled with shame and dug his toes into the ground, determined not to give up until he had dug out a three-bedroom apartment.

This incredible skill not only requires 1 surgery point to activate, but the instinctive movements ingrained in their DNA are something a novice like Ji Xiang simply cannot resist.

Fortunately, the skill disappeared after the surgery.

Ji Xiang never expected that the advanced skill he obtained after working all night, enduring nausea and vomiting countless times, and exhausting all his stamina, would be so stupid!

He silently helped the nurse tidy up, but as soon as he reached out his hand, Ji Xiang could clearly feel the nurse's fear of him.

"..."

Ji Xiang didn't want to say anything; he just wanted to be quiet.

Quietly,

Where are you.

Soon, Mo Chenggui brought in the next patient.

Without hesitation, Ji Xiang walked up to Mo Chenggui with his head down and bowed, saying, "Professor Mo, I don't know what evil I did just now. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Mo Chenggui's eyes were a little red. He wasn't angry when he saw Ji Xiang apologizing to him. Instead, he raised his hand and patted Ji Xiang's shoulder.

"continue."

It had been many years since anyone had hit him with hemostatic forceps. Mo Chenggui was neither a masochist nor a pervert; he simply missed his deceased teacher and even found the feeling of being hit by his teacher particularly endearing.

Unfortunately, when the surgery started again, Ji Xiang's sharp aura had completely vanished.

The surgery was indeed performed quickly and steadily, but Mo Chenggui couldn't sense his teacher's presence, which left him feeling lost and disappointed.

After completing 10 circumcision surgeries with suture machines, Ji Xiang earned 3000 experience points, but he felt no joy whatsoever.

He felt somewhat lost and guilty, feeling that he had let Professor Mo down.

But Professor Mo didn't mention it at all, and his eyes were a little red. Could it be that he was made to cry by himself?

The more Ji Xiang thought about it, the more uneasy he became, and he developed a deep sense of dread about that ridiculous skill.

When I get home, I'll go to the system space and ask the system NPCs if it's a bug or something else.

Mo Chenggui showed Ji Xiang a glimpse of the post-operative patients, offered them a few words of comfort, instructed them to observe for 4 hours, and then went to the operating room next door.

The anesthesia has ended. The anesthesiologist was brought from Beijing by Dr. Gu, so he's very reliable.

"The most difficult part of performing major surgery in a private hospital is not the surgery itself, but the anesthesia," said Mr. Gu as he put on his clothes.

"The common understanding of anesthesia is that it's something you can just sit on the sidelines and relax. But the importance of anesthesiologists is something only the surgeons truly understand. In recent years, there have been many deaths during plastic surgery, and the vast majority of these deaths are due to improper anesthesia."

"Professor Gu, I've already contacted Director Liao of the Anesthesiology Department at the First Affiliated Hospital, who just retired, and am preparing to invite him to oversee the work," Dean Li replied immediately.

"The operating room is good, the equipment is good too, but the anesthesia must be adequate." Old Gu put on his gloves, looked up and saw Mo Chenggui bringing Ji Xiang in, and he narrowed his eyes.

"Young man, what's your name?"

Ji Xiang was still immersed in guilt and couldn't get out of it. He didn't react for a moment when Gu Lao asked him a question.

"Professor Gu, this is a new resident trainee named Ji Xiang." Mo Chenggui answered for him when he saw that Ji Xiang was not speaking and was just looking down, as if he had something on his mind.

"Dr. Mo, this young man did a good job with the surgery." Old Gu thought Ji Xiang was nervous, but he had seen this kind of situation many times and was used to it.

"Ji Xiang, a good name," Old Gu murmured, then said with a smile, "Little Dr. Ji, I have a question for you."

Mo Chenggui quickly nudged Ji Xiang with his shoulder.

"Hello, Mr. Gu," Ji Xiang said respectfully, trying to shake off the awkwardness.

"Lengthening surgery, tell me what you know about it."

When it came to professional issues, Ji Xiang perked up immediately. Eager to escape the awkwardness he had just experienced, he focused his mind on recalling the knowledge the NPC had taught him when he was learning the Extension Technique in the system space.

"The lengthening technique we're using now is an improved version of the Long's Lengthening Technique, pioneered by Professor Long of our country..."

Ji Xiang began to recount the background and consequences of the lengthening surgery.

Dean Li was somewhat bewildered. The Long Family Lengthening Technique? What the hell is that!

A smirk appeared on his lips.

This is the epitome of boasting and deceiving people. People online often claim to be very professional, starting by explaining the whole story, which can indeed fool many laymen.

But for an expert like Mr. Gu, all of this is nonsense.

Old Gu smiled as he watched Professor Zhou disinfect the wound, then suddenly asked, "Dr. Xiao Ji, if it were you, how would you make this incision?"

Ji Xiang was interrupted. He leaned closer and looked into the empty space between Professor Gu and Professor Zhou.

"Dr. Ji, you perform circumcisions very well; you don't seem like a novice. Is someone in your family a doctor?"

"No, Elder Gu," Ji Xiang said.

"Oh." Old Gu nodded slightly. "Well, what would you do if you were in that situation?"

Dean Li was sweating profusely. "My goodness, the patient is under epidural anesthesia. Please don't treat a surgical procedure like a teaching operation."

"If it were me, I would choose the MY cut," Ji Xiang replied calmly.

Why?

"First, the patient is obese, and an incision at the base of the abdomen may cause fat liquefaction in the lower abdomen, resulting in an unsatisfactory postoperative outcome."

"second……"

"..."

"Seventh, the appearance is significantly extended, and patient satisfaction is high, thus greatly reducing medical disputes; there is no need to worry about the long-term effects, everyone is satisfied."

"Eighth, the surgical scars are few and inconspicuous because the incision is located at the base of the abdomen or the sac, and is covered by hair, making it difficult to see the surgical scars, which has significant cosmetic benefits."

Professor Zhou's smile gradually faded, and he turned back to look at Ji Xiang in astonishment.

His young face seemed to radiate a milky white light, and he paused in his hand.

"Focus." Old Gu tapped Zhou Tianbo's left radial styloid process with hemostatic forceps.

The snapping sound made Ji Xiang pause for a moment, and his eyelids twitched involuntarily.

Did I just hit Professor Mo like that?

"Not bad," said Old Gu. "Let's go to the observation platform; I'm about to begin the surgery."

Ji Xiang intently watched the surgery.

Although Mr. Gu is quite old, his technique is light and precise.

He first made incisions in the skin and subcutaneous tissue on both sides at the junction of the skin at the root and the lower edge of the pubic symphysis, and then extended the incisions in an arc towards the body to meet the incisions.

The curves are beautiful, and although there is some bleeding, it is not much.

Professor Zhou rarely gets to use the electric burner he has.

Old Gu's skill level is slightly lower than that of the system NPCs, but he is still considered a top-notch expert.

Just by making an incision, Ji Xiang could tell that his surgical skills were far superior to Professor Mo's.

Professor Zhou then gently pulled the ligament forward and downward, and cut the superficial ligament with scissors near the lower edge of the pubic symphysis, followed by cutting the anterior 2/3 to 3/4 of the deep ligament.

Then it was pulled out like a radish.

After prolonging the period until satisfactory results are achieved, complete hemostasis.

"I have performed nearly 10,000 of these surgeries since the 1980s. My skill level is neither particularly high nor low; I would barely be considered among the top five in China."

"Professor Gu, you're too kind. You're a leading figure in the field of urology!" Dean Li naturally began to flatter him.

"Hey, what's the full name of the Department of Urology?" Old Gu suddenly asked.

"..." Dean Li was taken aback.

He's the kind of person who's ignorant and incompetent, but somehow managed to make a lot of money. How does he even know the full name of urology?

"A few days ago, I was giving a presentation on urology online. On a whim, I wanted to sound professional, so I used the full name of urology in the live stream. As a result, my account was banned because they said I was suspected of being pornographic and violating regulations."

"..."

(End of this chapter)