A great story plus a divine song! The movie is a success!

Chapter 141 A great story plus a divine song! The movie is a success!

"Wow! That horse-slaying saber is pretty cool!"

"Is 'Wuchang' the same 'Wuchang' as in 'Black and White Impermanence'? This outfit doesn't seem as terrifying as described in ghost stories."

"If such impermanence comes to take me away, I wouldn't be unable to accept it!"

"What's this horse-slaying sword for? Isn't the dead usually dealt with by chains and hooks?"

"Knives are for fighting, of course! Look at that big, blurry thing behind us, it must be some kind of monster, right?"

"I suddenly really want to watch it!"

"Watch the movie first, then you can read the comics after the movie!"

The audience chatted as they walked into the screening room in groups.

He Xi did not hold a premiere for "Sex Is Zero".

The previous confrontation with "yes!" had already garnered enough media attention and buzz, so holding a premiere wouldn't be much more effective.

Moreover, He Xi doesn't have enough connections to build something on the scale of "King of Destruction," so it's not feasible.

In the screening room, the first group of viewers had already taken their seats. Then the lights were turned off, and the two characters "今夕" (today and night) formed by film reels slowly appeared on the big screen.

Below is the Chinese and English translation of 【今夕娱乐文化有限公司】.

Unfortunately, no one at the scene understood the joke about "limited cultural knowledge".

The film opens with a montage of two shots crossing over each other.

On one side is Aying, the beauty of the gymnastics team, with her hair in a bun, wearing a tank top, sticking out her butt, and tying her shoelaces.

Although they didn't directly sell meat, the suggestive shots still excited the Isps in the audience.

On the other side was the martial arts club's induction ceremony.

The camera begins underwater, bubbling, with cigarette butts, fingers, an unidentified viscous liquid, beer, and liquor all mixed together in a large bowl.

The two shots are interspersed, and the male and female protagonists are clearly explained.

Wearing a workout vest and hot pants, Ah Ying is youthful and beautiful.

And Xiao Chun, who is dressed in a sloppy style, has an outdated hairstyle, and looks old.

The camera then zooms out to show what the two are doing.

Aying and a group of girls dressed similarly started doing aerobics, while upbeat background music played.

"I didn't use K! I didn't use K!"

Vivian Chow's new song "Shāke" has not been officially released yet, so when the later parts of the song started playing, many people only felt that the melody was nice and dynamic.

But I couldn't tell who was singing.

However, some die-hard fans instantly became excited.

"Hey! This song is sung by Vivian!"

"The Jade Girl Leader is actually singing this kind of upbeat dance music?"

"I heard in an interview a few days ago that Vivian said she would try a new style for her new album, but I never expected it to be such a dynamic style that completely subverts her image!"

"But this song is really good!"

"So, this song was also written by Xi Zai?"

"A true genius! With the novel 'Zhu Xian' and these songs, if anyone dares to say that Xi Zai isn't a genius, I'll be the first to disagree!"

"Vivian really struck gold!"

Amidst the murmurs, the movie officially began, and at the same time, the unlucky days of the male protagonist, Xiaochun, also began.

First, during the martial arts club's induction ceremony, he drank a bowl of a complex mixture and became completely drunk.

Then I woke up in my vomit, only to find white smoke drifting into the room.

He was spraying disinfectant, but he thought the dormitory building was on fire and jumped out of the window.

Fourth floor!

But this is not the end.

Immediately afterwards, the group caught a mouse in the dormitory. Xiao Chun held it in her mouth to show off, but by a twist of fate, she ate it instead.

The unluckiest man in history was born.

The story then unfolds from Xiaochun's perspective and begins to introduce the various supporting characters.

Then, at the school swimming pool, all the main characters made their appearance together.

This includes Xiaochun's roommate, Aying's aerobics teammate, Ren Ge, the president of the martial arts club, and Dan Jie, the head of the aerobics department.

Of course, there are also the two villains in the movie: the rich second-generation Xiao Lou and his girlfriend A Mei.

In the pool scene, the camera focused on showcasing Ami's beauty.

He Xi filmed a shot of Asami Kanno in the same style as Akihira emerging from the water, and even used slow motion.

Asami Kanno already has a face that evokes all sorts of fantasies about a widow, coupled with a pair of 34D breasts that are practically bursting out, and the camera is directly pointed at her OO.

The 1SPs in the audience were so captivated by the sight that they almost couldn't take it anymore.

One by one, people involuntarily began to stretch their legs, and the theater was filled with gasps of breath.

"Pick! Who is this actress? Three minutes, I need all her information, including height, weight, bust, waist, and hip measurements!!!"

"Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Even Amy Yip and Veronica Yip might not be as good as her!"

"If there are any shots of her showing off later, and if there are, I'll worship Xi-zai!"

When He Xi appeared at the poolside wearing swim trunks, this time it was the girls' turn to scream.

"Xi Zai's physique is so manly!"

"My God, how can someone be so strong? I want to die on his eight-pack abs!"

"You want to die under his eight-pack abs, don't you—"

"You don't want to?"

"think!"

Using attractive men and women to sell their bodies is the most practical way to attract attention and boost box office revenue.

The "Form is Emptiness" campaign wasn't sold very thoroughly, but it was quite effective.

And the subsequent plot did not disappoint.

The story of an incredibly unlucky, somewhat sleazy simp who tries every possible method to pursue his goddess.

Unlucky, sleazy, and sycophantic are traits that many people possess, but most are unwilling to admit it.

But this doesn't stop them from finding their own reflections in Xiaochun.

Later, the passionate scene between He Xi and Asami Kanno once again caused male viewers to stretch their legs and female viewers to scream—

Not a single key part was revealed, yet it was brimming with hormonal allure!

Meanwhile, the background music, "Fatal Fury," is quite fitting for the occasion.

"She turned off the evening light, softly covering her shoulders, sparks mingling, trapped in stillness—"

"—A torrent of love rushed at me, kissing and entwining me wildly—"

It was incredibly turbulent!

As the story came to an end, and Xiao Chun handed Xiao Lou over to A Ying, Zhou Huimin's "On the Edge of Love and Pain" began to play.

This time, she switched to a slow song, and many fans immediately recognized Vivian Chow's voice.

While marveling at how beautiful the song was, tears welled up in my eyes.

Many people were sobbing and complaining at the same time.

"Xiao Chun has done so much, why can't she be with A Ying!"

"Ah Ying is so pitiful. She just longed for love; she did nothing wrong!"

"Yeah, that guy is such a jerk! I hope he tears his ACL in his left knee while playing basketball!"

Amidst the complaints of the crowd, the story comes to its true conclusion.

When Xiao Chun, who was groveling against the wall and licking the tomato sauce off the female model's private parts on the poster, met A Ying's eyes as she walked in with a delighted expression.

The audience burst into laughter, a mixture of embarrassment and relief.

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