Chapter 417
Entering Hongmen
Not everyone has the Hongmen Token.
For others, this is a bit difficult, but for Jia Simiao, it is not a big deal.He is going to join the Green Gang now, and if he tells Lord Dog, he will send the token up in a hurry.Furthermore, the current Lord Dog wishes that Jia Simiao would join Hongmen as soon as possible.
After taking two puffs of cigarettes, Jia Simiao called Zhang Xixi and asked, "Xixi, have you and Ziyu received the second aunt?"
"Received."
"Where are you now?"
"At the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection, Brother Jia, are you coming? It's very enjoyable."
"Enjoy it? All right, I'll go over and have a look."
With Lin Jiaojiao around, how could one not be satisfied.
Jia Simiao smiled, and hurriedly drove the car to the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection.In the past, the guards at the gate were quite strict, and ordinary vehicles were not allowed to enter.But now, there are no guards at the gate, and the courtyard is noisy and lively.When Jia Simiao squeezed into the crowd, he saw Lin Jiaojiao pointing at several members of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission and cursing.
They were scolded so badly that they didn't dare to say a word.
"My husband is very honest, and he didn't do anything that corrupts the law or commits malpractice for personal gain. Why do you take him away? Let me tell you, this is an insult to his reputation. I want to sue you, do What kind of shit is that?"
The more she talked, the more excited she became. Seeing Lin Jiaojiao's posture, she wanted to call Lin Ronghuan immediately and ask him to send some cars of armed police to shoot these members of the discipline inspection committee.
A bunch of scum who eat people and don't shit!
Zhang Xixi and Tang Ziyu couldn't help laughing, Zhang Renyi wanted to come over to persuade Lin Jiaojiao, but Lin Jiaojiao was not willing to listen to him, instead she scolded even more happily.
Jia Simiao took two steps forward, grabbed Lin Jiaojiao's arm, and said softly, "Second Aunt, why are there so many people watching? You are a lady, a good wife and mother, are you worthy of arguing with them? You insult me like this , On the contrary, it will destroy your tall image in the hearts of the people, which is almost enough.”
"That's true."
Lin Jiaojiao pointed at the members of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission and scolded: "I tell you, my younger brother is here today, and I don't care about you. Hmph, if something like this happens again, see if I don't put your Disciplinary Inspection It was entrusted to demolish."
Turning around, she hugged Zhang Renyi's arm, and said with a sweet smile, "Honey, let's go home, I'll make you kidney tonic soup..."
Zhang Renyi trembled in fright, and quickly said, "Um...Jiaojiao, there is still something to do in the hospital, I might not go back tonight."
Jia Simiao said in a low voice, "Let's stop talking here, it's a joke for people to see."
When they reached the compound of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission, Zhang Renyi pulled Jia Simiao to express his inner sufferings.Have you seen what happened to him and Lin Jiaojiao?I have been married for so many years and have no children.Lin Jiaojiao said it was Zhang Renyi's problem, and gave him a lot of folk remedies, which made him miserable.
That's all right, but...
Zhang Renyi's tears were about to fall.
Jia Simiao asked, "Second Uncle, what's the matter?"
Zhang Renyi sighed heavily: "Oh, don't mention it. I don't know who she listened to. She said that if you sow more seeds, there will always be a harvest. Every night, I want to go home on time and go to bed to do things. One year 360 five days, except for the few days when she came to menstruation, I can take a rest, the rest of the time, I have to do it every night. Which man can bear it? She also said, this feeds me, I just want to go out Fooling around, I have no energy."
"Ah?" Jia Simiao opened his mouth wide in surprise.
Zhang Renyi smiled wryly and said, "Tell me, what can I do with such a wife? It's miserable."
Jia Simiao said: "Second Uncle, you are the dean, you should understand, right? In fact, childbirth is mostly a woman's problem. Has Second Aunt not checked it?"
"I went to check, but there is nothing wrong with her body. It is precisely because of this that she keeps saying that it is my problem."
"What about you? Checked?"
"I also checked, and there is no problem."
Zhang Renyi sighed: "I don't understand. How could there be such symptoms? Both of us have no physical problems, but we don't have children."
Jia Simiao said solemnly: "I once saw a report saying that frequent sex life of couples may also lead to infertility. It is said that it will cause anti-sperm antibodies in women's bodies. I suggest that you Take a break, or put the condom on while you're doing it, and try it for a while."
"That's okay too?"
"Almost, there's no harm in trying."
"However, she may not agree to let her rest for a while. Xiao Jia, why don't you talk about it?"
"I... Let me tell you? This is not appropriate, is it?"
"Why is it inappropriate? Didn't you sworn brotherhood with Lin Jiadong? Then she is your sister. If you talk to your own sister, you are also a doctor. It's fine."
Why do you feel so awkward?Jia Simiao smiled wryly twice, finally walked over, called Lin Jiaojiao aside, and said with a sneer, "Second Aunt, I want to tell you something."
Lin Jiaojiao called out, "What second aunt? Am I that old? You should call me sister."
"Then... Sister Lin, it's like this."
Immediately, Jia Simiao told Lin Jiaojiao about his diagnosis and suggestions, and then said: "In this kind of thing, haste makes waste. It's not that you can reap more by sowing more. Listen to me and rest." For a while, I promise you and my second uncle... oh, I promise you and your brother-in-law will conceive a baby."
"Really?"
"of course it's true."
"I'd like to hear from you, but..."
Lin Jiaojiao snorted and said, "Xiao Jia, you don't know that there are so many young and beautiful little nurses in the hospital, and your brother-in-law is also the head of the hospital, so you might sneak that little nurse away. Tell me, I can tell you." Don't worry?"
Jia Simiao said: "Sister Lin, don't you have confidence in yourself? It's just hateful, you are married now, and we are siblings, otherwise, I must chase you."
Lin Jiaojiao was overjoyed, her eyes lit up, she giggled and said, "Of course I have confidence in myself, okay, then I'll listen to you once and give your brother-in-law a few days off."
When Jia Simiao conveyed Lin Jiaojiao's meaning to Zhang Renyi, he was so moved that he almost shed tears, it was really not easy.After clearing the clouds and mist to see the blue sky, he could finally rest for a few days.
At that moment, Jia Simiao told Zhang Renyi about Sha Dinghai and Tong Zihai.Now, both of them have received the punishment they deserved, and if they had more guts, they wouldn't dare to act recklessly.Jia Simiao didn't disclose the video, because Jia Simiao just wanted to use it to blackmail them.
After all, Sha Dinghai is the director of the Health Bureau, who knows if he will be able to use it in the future?Convenient for others and convenient for himself, Jia Simiao is a kind-hearted and honest man, and he always does things to leave a way for others.Of course, it also depends on who it is for. To Tong Zihai, he is much more ruthless than Sha Dinghai.
Zhang Renyi was fine, and the affairs of the city's No. 1 civilian hospital had come to an end temporarily, but Jia Simiao had too many things to be busy with.After such a toss, it was already sunset, Jia Simiao asked Zhang Xixi and Tang Ziyu to go back first, and he drove around the city for a few times before arriving at Lord Dog's dog fighting arena.
It's not just once or twice, he is already familiar with the road.
Lord Dog was drinking tea there, when he suddenly saw Jia Simiao coming over, he was also a little surprised, and said with a smile, "Young Master Jia, why are you so idle and came to my place?"
Jia Simiao couldn't help but blurt out, "I want to join the Hongmen."
snap!Master Dog's hand trembled, and the teacup he was holding fell to the ground and broke.
Jia Simiao rubbed his nose and said with a wry smile, "Why, if you don't want me to join the Hongmen, just say so. There's no need to cause such a big reaction, right? Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."
"Don't bother."
Master Dog's obese body dexterously jumped to the ground, and said loudly, "I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Haha, I'm so excited, I'm so excited."
"Then are you going to let me join?"
"Let, of course let."
"That's all right, I'm from Hongmen now."
"Uh……"
Master Dog said: "The state owns the state law, and the family has family rules. Our Hongmen have existed since the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, and there are many family rules. How about this, you sit down, let me tell you first, join There are several steps in our Hongmen: opening the altar, passing on newcomers, 36 oaths, slaying the phoenix..."
"Huh? So complicated? Is there something simpler?"
"Is this cumbersome? This is a step that every Hongmen disciple must go through. Under normal circumstances, it is necessary to be recommended by a brother in the guild. But our current time and place are not allowed, so we omitted those steps." Steps. Let's set up the incense table right now, and I will be your referrer for joining the club, just wait a moment."
Turning around, Lord Dog walked out.When they came back again, several people carried the incense table and enshrined red candles, incense, and a portrait of a person on the incense table.Their expressions are very solemn, as if they are doing a sacred thing.
Lord Dog already had an extra booklet in his hand, handed it to Jia Simiao, and said: "This is the 36 oaths of our Hongmen, that is, the rules of the family. Love brothers from now on, not gold..."
"Don't love gold?"
"Yes."
Jia Simiao said: "Then you hurry up and give me all the gold, you don't love it anyway."
Master Gou solemnly said: "Young Master Jia, entering my Hongmen is a serious matter, you can't be careless like this. Now, let me say a sentence, and you read a sentence with me."
"Yes."
"The first oath, since entering Hongmen, your parents are my parents, your brothers and sisters are my brothers and sisters, your wife is my sister-in-law, your son is my nephew, if you violate it, you will be punished by five thunders."
"The first oath, since entering my Hongmen..."
For others, this is a bit difficult, but for Jia Simiao, it is not a big deal.He is going to join the Green Gang now, and if he tells Lord Dog, he will send the token up in a hurry.Furthermore, the current Lord Dog wishes that Jia Simiao would join Hongmen as soon as possible.
After taking two puffs of cigarettes, Jia Simiao called Zhang Xixi and asked, "Xixi, have you and Ziyu received the second aunt?"
"Received."
"Where are you now?"
"At the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection, Brother Jia, are you coming? It's very enjoyable."
"Enjoy it? All right, I'll go over and have a look."
With Lin Jiaojiao around, how could one not be satisfied.
Jia Simiao smiled, and hurriedly drove the car to the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection.In the past, the guards at the gate were quite strict, and ordinary vehicles were not allowed to enter.But now, there are no guards at the gate, and the courtyard is noisy and lively.When Jia Simiao squeezed into the crowd, he saw Lin Jiaojiao pointing at several members of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission and cursing.
They were scolded so badly that they didn't dare to say a word.
"My husband is very honest, and he didn't do anything that corrupts the law or commits malpractice for personal gain. Why do you take him away? Let me tell you, this is an insult to his reputation. I want to sue you, do What kind of shit is that?"
The more she talked, the more excited she became. Seeing Lin Jiaojiao's posture, she wanted to call Lin Ronghuan immediately and ask him to send some cars of armed police to shoot these members of the discipline inspection committee.
A bunch of scum who eat people and don't shit!
Zhang Xixi and Tang Ziyu couldn't help laughing, Zhang Renyi wanted to come over to persuade Lin Jiaojiao, but Lin Jiaojiao was not willing to listen to him, instead she scolded even more happily.
Jia Simiao took two steps forward, grabbed Lin Jiaojiao's arm, and said softly, "Second Aunt, why are there so many people watching? You are a lady, a good wife and mother, are you worthy of arguing with them? You insult me like this , On the contrary, it will destroy your tall image in the hearts of the people, which is almost enough.”
"That's true."
Lin Jiaojiao pointed at the members of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission and scolded: "I tell you, my younger brother is here today, and I don't care about you. Hmph, if something like this happens again, see if I don't put your Disciplinary Inspection It was entrusted to demolish."
Turning around, she hugged Zhang Renyi's arm, and said with a sweet smile, "Honey, let's go home, I'll make you kidney tonic soup..."
Zhang Renyi trembled in fright, and quickly said, "Um...Jiaojiao, there is still something to do in the hospital, I might not go back tonight."
Jia Simiao said in a low voice, "Let's stop talking here, it's a joke for people to see."
When they reached the compound of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission, Zhang Renyi pulled Jia Simiao to express his inner sufferings.Have you seen what happened to him and Lin Jiaojiao?I have been married for so many years and have no children.Lin Jiaojiao said it was Zhang Renyi's problem, and gave him a lot of folk remedies, which made him miserable.
That's all right, but...
Zhang Renyi's tears were about to fall.
Jia Simiao asked, "Second Uncle, what's the matter?"
Zhang Renyi sighed heavily: "Oh, don't mention it. I don't know who she listened to. She said that if you sow more seeds, there will always be a harvest. Every night, I want to go home on time and go to bed to do things. One year 360 five days, except for the few days when she came to menstruation, I can take a rest, the rest of the time, I have to do it every night. Which man can bear it? She also said, this feeds me, I just want to go out Fooling around, I have no energy."
"Ah?" Jia Simiao opened his mouth wide in surprise.
Zhang Renyi smiled wryly and said, "Tell me, what can I do with such a wife? It's miserable."
Jia Simiao said: "Second Uncle, you are the dean, you should understand, right? In fact, childbirth is mostly a woman's problem. Has Second Aunt not checked it?"
"I went to check, but there is nothing wrong with her body. It is precisely because of this that she keeps saying that it is my problem."
"What about you? Checked?"
"I also checked, and there is no problem."
Zhang Renyi sighed: "I don't understand. How could there be such symptoms? Both of us have no physical problems, but we don't have children."
Jia Simiao said solemnly: "I once saw a report saying that frequent sex life of couples may also lead to infertility. It is said that it will cause anti-sperm antibodies in women's bodies. I suggest that you Take a break, or put the condom on while you're doing it, and try it for a while."
"That's okay too?"
"Almost, there's no harm in trying."
"However, she may not agree to let her rest for a while. Xiao Jia, why don't you talk about it?"
"I... Let me tell you? This is not appropriate, is it?"
"Why is it inappropriate? Didn't you sworn brotherhood with Lin Jiadong? Then she is your sister. If you talk to your own sister, you are also a doctor. It's fine."
Why do you feel so awkward?Jia Simiao smiled wryly twice, finally walked over, called Lin Jiaojiao aside, and said with a sneer, "Second Aunt, I want to tell you something."
Lin Jiaojiao called out, "What second aunt? Am I that old? You should call me sister."
"Then... Sister Lin, it's like this."
Immediately, Jia Simiao told Lin Jiaojiao about his diagnosis and suggestions, and then said: "In this kind of thing, haste makes waste. It's not that you can reap more by sowing more. Listen to me and rest." For a while, I promise you and my second uncle... oh, I promise you and your brother-in-law will conceive a baby."
"Really?"
"of course it's true."
"I'd like to hear from you, but..."
Lin Jiaojiao snorted and said, "Xiao Jia, you don't know that there are so many young and beautiful little nurses in the hospital, and your brother-in-law is also the head of the hospital, so you might sneak that little nurse away. Tell me, I can tell you." Don't worry?"
Jia Simiao said: "Sister Lin, don't you have confidence in yourself? It's just hateful, you are married now, and we are siblings, otherwise, I must chase you."
Lin Jiaojiao was overjoyed, her eyes lit up, she giggled and said, "Of course I have confidence in myself, okay, then I'll listen to you once and give your brother-in-law a few days off."
When Jia Simiao conveyed Lin Jiaojiao's meaning to Zhang Renyi, he was so moved that he almost shed tears, it was really not easy.After clearing the clouds and mist to see the blue sky, he could finally rest for a few days.
At that moment, Jia Simiao told Zhang Renyi about Sha Dinghai and Tong Zihai.Now, both of them have received the punishment they deserved, and if they had more guts, they wouldn't dare to act recklessly.Jia Simiao didn't disclose the video, because Jia Simiao just wanted to use it to blackmail them.
After all, Sha Dinghai is the director of the Health Bureau, who knows if he will be able to use it in the future?Convenient for others and convenient for himself, Jia Simiao is a kind-hearted and honest man, and he always does things to leave a way for others.Of course, it also depends on who it is for. To Tong Zihai, he is much more ruthless than Sha Dinghai.
Zhang Renyi was fine, and the affairs of the city's No. 1 civilian hospital had come to an end temporarily, but Jia Simiao had too many things to be busy with.After such a toss, it was already sunset, Jia Simiao asked Zhang Xixi and Tang Ziyu to go back first, and he drove around the city for a few times before arriving at Lord Dog's dog fighting arena.
It's not just once or twice, he is already familiar with the road.
Lord Dog was drinking tea there, when he suddenly saw Jia Simiao coming over, he was also a little surprised, and said with a smile, "Young Master Jia, why are you so idle and came to my place?"
Jia Simiao couldn't help but blurt out, "I want to join the Hongmen."
snap!Master Dog's hand trembled, and the teacup he was holding fell to the ground and broke.
Jia Simiao rubbed his nose and said with a wry smile, "Why, if you don't want me to join the Hongmen, just say so. There's no need to cause such a big reaction, right? Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."
"Don't bother."
Master Dog's obese body dexterously jumped to the ground, and said loudly, "I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Haha, I'm so excited, I'm so excited."
"Then are you going to let me join?"
"Let, of course let."
"That's all right, I'm from Hongmen now."
"Uh……"
Master Dog said: "The state owns the state law, and the family has family rules. Our Hongmen have existed since the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, and there are many family rules. How about this, you sit down, let me tell you first, join There are several steps in our Hongmen: opening the altar, passing on newcomers, 36 oaths, slaying the phoenix..."
"Huh? So complicated? Is there something simpler?"
"Is this cumbersome? This is a step that every Hongmen disciple must go through. Under normal circumstances, it is necessary to be recommended by a brother in the guild. But our current time and place are not allowed, so we omitted those steps." Steps. Let's set up the incense table right now, and I will be your referrer for joining the club, just wait a moment."
Turning around, Lord Dog walked out.When they came back again, several people carried the incense table and enshrined red candles, incense, and a portrait of a person on the incense table.Their expressions are very solemn, as if they are doing a sacred thing.
Lord Dog already had an extra booklet in his hand, handed it to Jia Simiao, and said: "This is the 36 oaths of our Hongmen, that is, the rules of the family. Love brothers from now on, not gold..."
"Don't love gold?"
"Yes."
Jia Simiao said: "Then you hurry up and give me all the gold, you don't love it anyway."
Master Gou solemnly said: "Young Master Jia, entering my Hongmen is a serious matter, you can't be careless like this. Now, let me say a sentence, and you read a sentence with me."
"Yes."
"The first oath, since entering Hongmen, your parents are my parents, your brothers and sisters are my brothers and sisters, your wife is my sister-in-law, your son is my nephew, if you violate it, you will be punished by five thunders."
"The first oath, since entering my Hongmen..."