Chapter 999
Dare to use beauty tricks with me?
How can they do this?On such an important day, I didn't even ask myself to come with me.
In such a hurry, it was already past eight o'clock when we arrived at Wenren Villa.
Light rain, still pattering down.However, Lafayette Wenren, Wenren Mubai and the others seemed to have been prepared and pulled up the tent early, forming a rectangle.The positions of the two long sides are the Nourishing Yin Medicine School and the Yin Gui Medicine School, and the two short sides, near the inside are the famous Chinese medicine experts of the jury.The ones on the outside are the patients.
In the middle of the rectangle, there is a tent, which is the playing field.
The atmosphere at the scene was very lively, and it was not affected at all by the rain.
In the air, came the voice of Lafayette Wen Ren: "Now, for the ninth round of the first round, we will invite Jia Simiao from the Yin Nourishing School, and Gu Ying from the Yin Gui Medicine School."
Gu Ying is a petite girl, but her development is very good, her eyes are big, and she looks a bit enchanting.She bounced a few steps to the tent in the middle of the venue, her chest was trembling, which made the eyeballs of the men protrude.
Who would want to fool around all his life if he could marry a female disciple of the Yin Gui Medical School?It is impossible to die without exhaustion.
Gu Ying looked at the Nourishing Yin Medical School, but she didn't see anyone coming up.
What about Jia Simiao?
Liu Jingchen frowned, and asked, "Why hasn't this brat come over yet? Lan Qiu, call him."
As soon as Ye Lanqiu took out his mobile phone, Jia Simiao strode into the arena, not forgetting to smile at Liu Jingchen.In an instant, the people present immediately boiled.oops?He... is he the only male disciple of the Nourishing Yin Medical School?These people all set their eyes on Jia Simiao, they were really envious and jealous.
"Do you know? He is the champion of the Jiangnan Provincial Medical Conference."
"Is it true? Where did I hear the name Jia Simiao?"
"I remembered, is he the hottest legendary man in the south of the Yangtze River recently? Oh, it's him? Dare he, he's still a member of the yin-nourishing medical school."
These people talked about everything, but it was embarrassing to mess with Jia Simiao.What is this for?Have they never seen a handsome guy, or have they never seen a handsome guy like themselves?Calm down, you must be calm, if there are girls who take the initiative to throw themselves into your arms, or take off their clothes, you must hold back.
If you don't believe me, let them try it. I'm not afraid of other people using beauty tricks on me.
Lafayette Wen Ren asked: "Jia Simiao, Gu Ying, are you all ready?"
Gu Ying said tenderly: "Ready."
Jia Simiao shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "Okay."
"Draw lots, draw patients."
Soon, a patient was drawn and came to the stage.This person's illness is very strange, he sees things upside down.For example, a bottle is placed on the table and it falls into his eyes. The table and the bottle are upside down with the mouth of the bottle facing down.When asked about his illness, Gu Ying and Jia Simiao, as well as those famous Chinese medicine practitioners present, couldn't help being surprised.Never heard of such a disease?
Whoever goes first will be unlucky.If there is no cure, how can you step down?
Gu Ying blinked her winking eyes, took two steps forward, and said softly, "Brother Jia, your medical skills are excellent, you should treat the patients first."
Jia Simiao shook his head vigorously and said, "Farewell, ladies first, you go first."
Gu Ying pursed her mouth, and immediately the two balls of pink flesh popped out of the collar of the low-cut thin sweater, trembling, as if she was about to break free from the shackles of her bra and jump out.tempting?Tempting, but for Jia Simiao, it was too childish.No matter how powerful Gu Ying's charm skills are, she can't compare with Yu Chun.But Jia Simiao, under the "education" of Yu Chun, has continuously matured.
When you run too much, walking again is nothing.
When drinking too much white wine, drinking beer is nothing.
Jia Simiao stared at her again and again, which made Gu Ying's eyes flash even more, pouring out orchids, and fully displaying her charm.Little girl, as long as she is a man, she has the confidence to control him.Wait until Jia Simiao's sensuality is in the gap, and then let him go up to treat people, it's strange if he doesn't cure people to death.
Gradually, gradually, Jia Simiao's eyes became more and more blurred, and Gu Ying's heart became more and more excited.
Everyone present stretched their necks, what are they doing?This is a competition, not a blind date.The two contestants looked at each other, reluctant to look away.Could it be that they fell in love at first sight?The patient was even more depressed. This kind of disease was not treated well even in the hospital, and he thought that someone could show him when he came here.
I saw it, I really saw it, not at him, but at each other.
Could it be that Chinese doctors all have such a hobby?
Suddenly, Jia Simiao's eyes became clear, and he smiled and said, "Miss Gu, do you know Yu Chun?"
"Yu Chun?
These two words, like thunder, exploded in Gu Ying's ears, she woke up instantly, and replied involuntarily: "Of course I know, she is a traitor of our Yingui Medical Sect."
"Traitor? You said it yourself, but in my eyes, she is my wife."
"Ah? You... your wife?"
"Yes, I face all kinds of temptations from her all day long, do you think you will be stronger than her?"
"Uh……"
In an instant, Gu Ying's psychological defense almost collapsed.Her medical skills are good, but compared with Yu Chun, it's not as good as 01:30.You know, Yu Chun is the candidate for the suzerain of the Yin Gui Medical School?If it weren't for the collusion between Hu Meier and Lafayette Wenren, the current Yingui medical school would be a different scene.
Jia Simiao asked: "Is it because you have no way to cure this patient, and you just want to confuse me so that I can go up to treat the patient. If you can't cure it, you can't come down?"
"..."
"If you don't answer, I'll take it as your default."
"it is good."
The temptation was useless, and it made Jia Simiao tell the truth. Gu Ying stood naked in front of Jia Simiao as if she had nothing on.In other words, she is a member of the Yingui medical school, and she doesn't care about the affairs between men and women.But the current feeling made her very uncomfortable, as if it was paper, no matter how Jia Simiao poked and poked, there was no room for resistance.
Simply put, Gu Ying had a complete showdown and said loudly: "If you have the ability to cure him, I will admit defeat."
"Is this true?"
"A word from a gentleman... oh, a word from a woman is hard to follow."
"It's better to trust a villain than a woman. Today, I will trust you just once to open your eyes."
Jia Simiao walked over and placed three fingers on the patient's wrist, feeling the beating of his pulse, which was floating and tight in the left joint.On the side, Lafayette Wenren and Mubai Wenren were startled. Could it be that their information was wrong?If Jia Simiao was a ghost hand, he should have used one finger to cut the pulse.
Disguise, is he disguising on purpose, or did they see it wrong?
This went on for more than two minutes, and seeing that Jia Simiao hadn't said a word, the patient became uneasy and asked, "Doctor, what disease am I suffering from?"
Jia Simiao asked: "Tell me, how did you get this disease?"
"Oh, that's right. Last night, a few friends came from out of town, and I drank too much. When I got home, I vomited all the wine I drank, and fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, I That's it."
"I understand."
"Ah? So, you can cure my illness?"
"When you are drunk, when you vomit, your upper body burns and your qi reverses, which causes your gallbladder to tilt, so you see things upside down. This kind of disease does not belong to internal injury and seven emotions, nor does it belong to exogenous six evils. , this is because vomiting wine hurts the gallbladder internally. For this kind of disease, taking medicine is useless..."
"Then... how about that?"
The color of the patient's face changed, it was really frightening.Early in the morning, he went to several hospitals, but none of them found out what the disease was. Naturally, he didn't know how to cure it.Hearing what Jia Simiao said now, how could he not tremble?If it can't be cured, won't he have to turn the TV upside down when watching TV in his life to watch it?Going out... I saw girls in skirts standing upside down, but their skirts didn't fall down. It was sad enough to think about it.
Jia Simiao smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, there is a way to heal without medicine."
"How?"
"It's because you spit wine and hurt your gallbladder internally. As long as you use the spit method again, you can straighten your gallbladder. Come on, I'll give you a prescription. Grind veratrum and melon stalks into coarse powder, add water and fry them Okay, wait until three quarters in the afternoon, and take it immediately. After you vomit, I guarantee you will recover as before."
The patient was overjoyed and said, "That's all right?"
Jia Simiao nodded and said, "Don't worry, your illness will be cured."
"Thank you, thank you doctor. If I recover from my illness, I will definitely send you a big red envelope and set off a lot of firecrackers."
"You don't have to be so polite. I'm a doctor. It's only natural to help patients relieve their pain."
Can this cure?According to what Jia Simiao said, it won't take effect until after three quarters in the afternoon.Now, who wins and who loses?Jia Simiao was also refreshing, and turned to Gu Ying and said, "If his illness is not cured in the afternoon, I will lose."
"it is good."
How could Gu Ying not agree to such a cheap good thing?For the time being, there is no winner in this match, and the answer will be revealed in the afternoon.Fortunately, the second round in the afternoon will not be delayed.
When Jia Simiao came back, Liu Jingchen said: "Si Miao, in fact, you can ask Gu Ying to go up for treatment as well, she definitely can't."
Jia Simiao said: "Master, I believe in my medical skills."
Liu Jingchen nodded, and suddenly asked: "Is what you said just now 'repetitive upper burns cause guts' true or false? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Ye Lanqiu, Miaozhen, Miaoxiang and other members of the yin nourishing medical school, even Shi Yanyan's eyes fell on him.
In such a hurry, it was already past eight o'clock when we arrived at Wenren Villa.
Light rain, still pattering down.However, Lafayette Wenren, Wenren Mubai and the others seemed to have been prepared and pulled up the tent early, forming a rectangle.The positions of the two long sides are the Nourishing Yin Medicine School and the Yin Gui Medicine School, and the two short sides, near the inside are the famous Chinese medicine experts of the jury.The ones on the outside are the patients.
In the middle of the rectangle, there is a tent, which is the playing field.
The atmosphere at the scene was very lively, and it was not affected at all by the rain.
In the air, came the voice of Lafayette Wen Ren: "Now, for the ninth round of the first round, we will invite Jia Simiao from the Yin Nourishing School, and Gu Ying from the Yin Gui Medicine School."
Gu Ying is a petite girl, but her development is very good, her eyes are big, and she looks a bit enchanting.She bounced a few steps to the tent in the middle of the venue, her chest was trembling, which made the eyeballs of the men protrude.
Who would want to fool around all his life if he could marry a female disciple of the Yin Gui Medical School?It is impossible to die without exhaustion.
Gu Ying looked at the Nourishing Yin Medical School, but she didn't see anyone coming up.
What about Jia Simiao?
Liu Jingchen frowned, and asked, "Why hasn't this brat come over yet? Lan Qiu, call him."
As soon as Ye Lanqiu took out his mobile phone, Jia Simiao strode into the arena, not forgetting to smile at Liu Jingchen.In an instant, the people present immediately boiled.oops?He... is he the only male disciple of the Nourishing Yin Medical School?These people all set their eyes on Jia Simiao, they were really envious and jealous.
"Do you know? He is the champion of the Jiangnan Provincial Medical Conference."
"Is it true? Where did I hear the name Jia Simiao?"
"I remembered, is he the hottest legendary man in the south of the Yangtze River recently? Oh, it's him? Dare he, he's still a member of the yin-nourishing medical school."
These people talked about everything, but it was embarrassing to mess with Jia Simiao.What is this for?Have they never seen a handsome guy, or have they never seen a handsome guy like themselves?Calm down, you must be calm, if there are girls who take the initiative to throw themselves into your arms, or take off their clothes, you must hold back.
If you don't believe me, let them try it. I'm not afraid of other people using beauty tricks on me.
Lafayette Wen Ren asked: "Jia Simiao, Gu Ying, are you all ready?"
Gu Ying said tenderly: "Ready."
Jia Simiao shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "Okay."
"Draw lots, draw patients."
Soon, a patient was drawn and came to the stage.This person's illness is very strange, he sees things upside down.For example, a bottle is placed on the table and it falls into his eyes. The table and the bottle are upside down with the mouth of the bottle facing down.When asked about his illness, Gu Ying and Jia Simiao, as well as those famous Chinese medicine practitioners present, couldn't help being surprised.Never heard of such a disease?
Whoever goes first will be unlucky.If there is no cure, how can you step down?
Gu Ying blinked her winking eyes, took two steps forward, and said softly, "Brother Jia, your medical skills are excellent, you should treat the patients first."
Jia Simiao shook his head vigorously and said, "Farewell, ladies first, you go first."
Gu Ying pursed her mouth, and immediately the two balls of pink flesh popped out of the collar of the low-cut thin sweater, trembling, as if she was about to break free from the shackles of her bra and jump out.tempting?Tempting, but for Jia Simiao, it was too childish.No matter how powerful Gu Ying's charm skills are, she can't compare with Yu Chun.But Jia Simiao, under the "education" of Yu Chun, has continuously matured.
When you run too much, walking again is nothing.
When drinking too much white wine, drinking beer is nothing.
Jia Simiao stared at her again and again, which made Gu Ying's eyes flash even more, pouring out orchids, and fully displaying her charm.Little girl, as long as she is a man, she has the confidence to control him.Wait until Jia Simiao's sensuality is in the gap, and then let him go up to treat people, it's strange if he doesn't cure people to death.
Gradually, gradually, Jia Simiao's eyes became more and more blurred, and Gu Ying's heart became more and more excited.
Everyone present stretched their necks, what are they doing?This is a competition, not a blind date.The two contestants looked at each other, reluctant to look away.Could it be that they fell in love at first sight?The patient was even more depressed. This kind of disease was not treated well even in the hospital, and he thought that someone could show him when he came here.
I saw it, I really saw it, not at him, but at each other.
Could it be that Chinese doctors all have such a hobby?
Suddenly, Jia Simiao's eyes became clear, and he smiled and said, "Miss Gu, do you know Yu Chun?"
"Yu Chun?
These two words, like thunder, exploded in Gu Ying's ears, she woke up instantly, and replied involuntarily: "Of course I know, she is a traitor of our Yingui Medical Sect."
"Traitor? You said it yourself, but in my eyes, she is my wife."
"Ah? You... your wife?"
"Yes, I face all kinds of temptations from her all day long, do you think you will be stronger than her?"
"Uh……"
In an instant, Gu Ying's psychological defense almost collapsed.Her medical skills are good, but compared with Yu Chun, it's not as good as 01:30.You know, Yu Chun is the candidate for the suzerain of the Yin Gui Medical School?If it weren't for the collusion between Hu Meier and Lafayette Wenren, the current Yingui medical school would be a different scene.
Jia Simiao asked: "Is it because you have no way to cure this patient, and you just want to confuse me so that I can go up to treat the patient. If you can't cure it, you can't come down?"
"..."
"If you don't answer, I'll take it as your default."
"it is good."
The temptation was useless, and it made Jia Simiao tell the truth. Gu Ying stood naked in front of Jia Simiao as if she had nothing on.In other words, she is a member of the Yingui medical school, and she doesn't care about the affairs between men and women.But the current feeling made her very uncomfortable, as if it was paper, no matter how Jia Simiao poked and poked, there was no room for resistance.
Simply put, Gu Ying had a complete showdown and said loudly: "If you have the ability to cure him, I will admit defeat."
"Is this true?"
"A word from a gentleman... oh, a word from a woman is hard to follow."
"It's better to trust a villain than a woman. Today, I will trust you just once to open your eyes."
Jia Simiao walked over and placed three fingers on the patient's wrist, feeling the beating of his pulse, which was floating and tight in the left joint.On the side, Lafayette Wenren and Mubai Wenren were startled. Could it be that their information was wrong?If Jia Simiao was a ghost hand, he should have used one finger to cut the pulse.
Disguise, is he disguising on purpose, or did they see it wrong?
This went on for more than two minutes, and seeing that Jia Simiao hadn't said a word, the patient became uneasy and asked, "Doctor, what disease am I suffering from?"
Jia Simiao asked: "Tell me, how did you get this disease?"
"Oh, that's right. Last night, a few friends came from out of town, and I drank too much. When I got home, I vomited all the wine I drank, and fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, I That's it."
"I understand."
"Ah? So, you can cure my illness?"
"When you are drunk, when you vomit, your upper body burns and your qi reverses, which causes your gallbladder to tilt, so you see things upside down. This kind of disease does not belong to internal injury and seven emotions, nor does it belong to exogenous six evils. , this is because vomiting wine hurts the gallbladder internally. For this kind of disease, taking medicine is useless..."
"Then... how about that?"
The color of the patient's face changed, it was really frightening.Early in the morning, he went to several hospitals, but none of them found out what the disease was. Naturally, he didn't know how to cure it.Hearing what Jia Simiao said now, how could he not tremble?If it can't be cured, won't he have to turn the TV upside down when watching TV in his life to watch it?Going out... I saw girls in skirts standing upside down, but their skirts didn't fall down. It was sad enough to think about it.
Jia Simiao smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, there is a way to heal without medicine."
"How?"
"It's because you spit wine and hurt your gallbladder internally. As long as you use the spit method again, you can straighten your gallbladder. Come on, I'll give you a prescription. Grind veratrum and melon stalks into coarse powder, add water and fry them Okay, wait until three quarters in the afternoon, and take it immediately. After you vomit, I guarantee you will recover as before."
The patient was overjoyed and said, "That's all right?"
Jia Simiao nodded and said, "Don't worry, your illness will be cured."
"Thank you, thank you doctor. If I recover from my illness, I will definitely send you a big red envelope and set off a lot of firecrackers."
"You don't have to be so polite. I'm a doctor. It's only natural to help patients relieve their pain."
Can this cure?According to what Jia Simiao said, it won't take effect until after three quarters in the afternoon.Now, who wins and who loses?Jia Simiao was also refreshing, and turned to Gu Ying and said, "If his illness is not cured in the afternoon, I will lose."
"it is good."
How could Gu Ying not agree to such a cheap good thing?For the time being, there is no winner in this match, and the answer will be revealed in the afternoon.Fortunately, the second round in the afternoon will not be delayed.
When Jia Simiao came back, Liu Jingchen said: "Si Miao, in fact, you can ask Gu Ying to go up for treatment as well, she definitely can't."
Jia Simiao said: "Master, I believe in my medical skills."
Liu Jingchen nodded, and suddenly asked: "Is what you said just now 'repetitive upper burns cause guts' true or false? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Ye Lanqiu, Miaozhen, Miaoxiang and other members of the yin nourishing medical school, even Shi Yanyan's eyes fell on him.