Chapter 63
I have no interest in money!
"The god of broadcasting at the speed of light!"
"That's fast! How many years has Mr. Salty Fish been single?"
"Starting a live stream suddenly is one thing, but ending it suddenly is another!"
"Tragic! The encounter between the legendary Green Dragon and the Mini Dragon ended due to the streamer's unusual activity in his closet..."
"How to precisely unplug the internet cable when your teammates are having an orgasm."
"Achoo!"
Bai Zhou had just taken off his headphones when he sneezed loudly.
He rubbed his slightly reddened nose, looking suspicious.
Dude, you can catch a cold even with your constitution?
Could someone be badmouthing me behind my back...?
Putting aside his distracting thoughts, he picked up Gastly, who was yawning, and walked back to the living room.
The real anchor is this little hero.
Gastly's streaming skills are getting better and better. Except for occasionally staring at his handsome profile and drooling, he can accurately imitate his tone and expression most of the time.
She's a born genius streamer!
Bai Zhou opened the refrigerator, took out the high-quality energy cube bucket he had purchased at great expense, and handed it to Gastly.
He wanted to do it himself, but his skills weren't up to par.
"Here, I bought you some snacks. Eat them when you're hungry. If you can't finish them, store them in the shade to keep them fresh. Our family is finally doing well now, and we don't have to live those hard lives anymore."
Bai Zhou spoke with a sense of感慨 (gǎnkǎi, a feeling of deep emotion or reflection), as if recalling past hardships and
"Gasp~"
Although I don't remember ever experiencing hardship, there must be a reason why my father said that.
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Gastly's tears streamed from the corner of its mouth, and carrying a huge bucket of Energy Cubes, it wobbled back to the sofa.
Bai Zhou looked at the golden crown chocolate that had appeared out of thin air in his hand and began to play with it.
In the game, the Golden Crown is an extremely rare and difficult-to-obtain item. Its function is to raise a Pokémon's Individual Values (IVs) to the maximum level.
This means that every stat of a Pokémon is increased to the maximum value of 31, commonly known as Pokémon 6V.
Items that can enhance a Pokémon's potential are rare even in games, and even rarer in real life, needless to say.
Although it has the same shape as the item in the game, in reality it is just coated with a thin layer of gold and is essentially still a piece of chocolate.
He broke off a small piece and tasted it. He felt a warm sensation rise in his stomach, which quickly dissipated.
I must say, it really is silky smooth.
"Gastly, your snacks are here~"
Bai Zhou smiled and tossed the remaining large piece to the Gastly next to him.
Gastly turned around in confusion, and after seeing the target clearly, it suddenly jumped up and caught the chocolate with its big mouth.
"Gasp~"
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Announce!
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Cerulean Gym, Kanto Region.
Because she stayed up all night watching Bai Zhou's live stream last night, Xiaoxia woke up extra late today.
When she rushed to the dojo, a long line of challengers had already formed outside.
Xiaoxia had just summoned her Gyarados and let it leap into the pool to warm up when her three older sisters rushed over in a flurry, their faces filled with the grim warning that something terrible was about to happen.
"Xiaoxia! There are so many trainers outside today!"
"Yes, yes, yes! And the Pokémon they brought... seem to be almost all Grass-type or Electric-type!"
"Be careful! They all seem very confident!"
Seeing her sisters' worried expressions, Xiaoxia was taken aback at first, then couldn't help but smile, put her hands on her hips, and loudly proclaimed:
"Let them come at me! I am the mermaid of Hua Lan!"
The three older sisters were inspired by Xiaoxia's spirit, and most of their worries disappeared.
Just as they were about to turn around to arrange for the challengers to enter, Xiaoxia called them back.
"Oh, right, sisters!"
Xiaoxia smiled brightly and neatly tied her orange side ponytail even tighter.
"Please turn the dojo's ventilation system to maximum power! And the air vents... should be pointed directly at my control area!"
She winked mischievously and pointed to the Gyarados that had just surfaced next to her.
"Also, please prepare some fresh peaches for me, the more the better!"
Although the three older sisters didn't understand, they nodded vigorously and ran off again in a flurry.
Poisonous powder? Sleeping powder? Or highly toxic?
Don't underestimate the gym leader!
Xiaoxia stood on the main command platform of the dojo, looking at the slowly opening dojo gate. Her smile deepened, carrying a hint of all-knowing composure.
"Prepare for my all-out attack, challengers!"
As the challengers filed in, a cacophony of noise rose and fell.
"Following Mr. Salty's strategy, use the time spent dealing with the starfish to strengthen your field, and then you're good to go! It's practically effortless!"
"Haha! I learned some techniques from Teacher Xianyu's live stream last night, and I'm putting them into practice today!"
"A tiny Cerulean Gym? How laughable! Bulbasaur, we're about to get our first Gym Badge! Let's go!"
Half an hour later.
"No way! Why is it Gyarados right off the bat?! This isn't what we agreed on! We didn't even teach you how to deal with it! Damn it! Give me my money back!"
"It's one thing that the hypnotic powder can't be blown over, but why is it blowing back?! There must be some mistake here!"
"No way! Why isn't my Toxic Poison working?! Is Gyarados immune to poison? Teacher Salty Fish didn't teach this in his livestream!!!"