The Little Brat Who Got a Severe Lesson!

"Gazette from the corner? Steamed goose heart with four kinds of vegetables!"

"I have absolutely no idea who these galgame characters are: Murasame, Kagari Kirie, Mizono Ichika, Yamazoe Yuki, Alice, Furude Rika, Kurashina Asuka, Amagiri Yuune, Yukimura Chieri, Ibuki Fuko, Shiiba Tsumugi, Reina, Su Youqing, Todo Eriri, Konno Fusa, Mako, Suzuka, Komyo, Kaori, Miyuki, Watari Mari, Watari Mao, Hanakori, Chii, Chiki, Nao, Momo, Koharu, Sayo, Hina, Misaki... I've never played any galgames! And I've never played any of Yoru-sha's galgames!"

Jiang Ling shifted his gaze from the visual novel to the "Hidden World System" and asked:

"System, explain your function."

This system aims to help the host become a...

"System, you son of a bitch! Get the hell out of here—go eat shit!"

"Yellow-haired guy? I hate yellow-haired guys the most!"

"The purest love was trampled underfoot and turned into something more foul than dung."

Jiang Ling hates being praised, so naturally she won't praise others.

He firmly believes that great people are always great people.

He broke up loving couples and forced girls to satisfy his own desire to build a harem.

I can't do it!

"This system is worse than I imagined, absolutely terrible!" Jiang Ling spat and took a deep breath.

Next, let the system see—the sweet, fragrant lips of the Pure Love Goddess.

"Tian Wentong, I—"

[Beep, please make a choice. Each choice can alter the original plot, reverse the timeline, and weaken the Heavenly Dao of this world.]

Jiang Ling was taken aback.

"Weakening the Heavenly Way of the Bull?"

The reason why minotaurs are so prevalent in this world is mainly due to the "Cow's Way" established by the author!

If we can eliminate the Heavenly Way of the Ox.

Even though I will become blond and endure unimaginable psychological pressure.

But it restored a bright and clear world to itself!

"But... wouldn't turning me into blond hair go against my own nature?"

Jiang Ling frowned.

He was torn—whether to choose the greater good or personal interests.

Immortal Venerable One... please tell me how to make this choice!

[Note: If you refuse to choose, the system will transform into a white-haired, animal-eared loli futa host!]

Jiang Ling: ?

"For the greater good, let's do it!"

Jiang Ling made a painful choice—to betray her pure love and become a blond-haired girl.

However, he still set three rules for himself that he could not break.

There are three system options I will not select.

First, I won't choose the option that damages other people's feelings, because people will always be arrogant towards those who are great.

Secondly, I will not choose the option of attacking young children, because I am not an animal.

Third, do not choose the option to attack blood relatives, teachers, or junior and senior high school students, because you will be put in the dark room.

Jiang Ling silently memorized the three points.

Actually, he wasn't exactly a saint. When he was six, his teacher asked everyone what their dreams were, and his answer was:

—Transmigrating to another world, he becomes entangled in romantic relationships with many beautiful girls, builds a harem, and has a happy ending, living a life of pleasure and debauchery every day.

Ultimately, he was no more than twenty years old.

Even someone as powerful as Light Yagami, once he got his hands on a notebook, dreamed of becoming a god.

I don't even want to think about what he would do if he got the Inner Realm System!

Therefore, it is necessary to set appropriate rules for oneself, so as not to lose one's true self due to the power of the system.

If I lose sight of my true self, I will no longer be myself.

After glancing at the three options again, Jiang Ling began to think.

Option one should absolutely not be selected.

As for option two...

Firstly, he's not good at lecturing, and secondly, he doesn't play Arknights.

Socks are out of the question.

Option three may seem evil.

But thinking about it carefully, it wasn't really that evil... I just punched her.

Is it shameful for a man to hit a woman?

Yes, if someone is a domestic abuser, a virtuous wife and loving mother, or a kind and lovely little angel, they will definitely be criticized behind their back.

But not all women are little angels.

bump--

Jiang Ling suddenly stopped, and Mei Yu, who had caught up, accidentally bumped into his solid back.

Her small nose was slightly red. She rubbed it and scolded:

"You little brat, I told you to wait a minute, I didn't tell you to stop suddenly! It hurts so much!"

Jiang Yu turned around, his breath catching slightly.

To be honest, Li Meiyu is indeed beautiful; otherwise, I wouldn't remember her voice.

Beneath her fluffy twin ponytails, her porcelain-white face was so delicate it looked like you could pinch water out of it.

Shi Lu's school uniforms have four bows on the collar. Some students can make an exaggerated arc, while others can only make a vertical ninety-degree angle.

Jiang Ling's gaze drifted downwards—

Her calves, shaped like lotus roots, peeked out from under her chiffon skirt, long and shapely.

Below that are her fair ankles, encased in delicate white lace stockings, so slender they could be grasped in one hand.

Further down...

"Won't these black, kidney-shaped shoes get smelly after wearing them for a while?"

Noticing Jiang Ling's gaze, Li Meiyu took a step back in disgust and let out a soft snort.

"Um... although you saved Miu, and Miu wants to thank you—but!"

"Hmph~ Even if you don't meddle, I can still escape, so don't think that I'll become dependent on or in love with you just because you're a hero saving me."

"However, Miyu is smart and cute, cute and smart, so here's a chance for you to become Miyu's suitor~ Kneel down and accept Miyu's grace~"

Li Meiyu gave a soft snort and put her hands on her hips.

In her opinion, Jiang Ling, who could find her by smell, was probably a stalker.

Her way of dealing with sycophants is to make them kneel down and bow three times in devout worship.

Although it's outrageous, for Miyu's devoted fans, kneeling before Miyu is undoubtedly the highest reward.

She decided to reward Jiang Ling.

Damn it, that little brat deserves a good beating from Iron Fist!

Jiang Ling walked over with a smile: "Let's not talk about what you're after. Aren't I pretty good at fighting?"

Compared to the tall, blond-haired man standing at 1.9 meters, Miyu, at 1.4 meters, was incredibly small.

And those aggressive eyes, as if they might drag you into a stairwell corner at any moment to do something lewd...

Li Meiyu subconsciously took a half step back and let out a soft hum.

"It's...not bad, I guess. Just a small fry."

Jiang Ling moved even closer.

"This simp is huge, Miyu's megalophobia is about to kick in..."

Li Meiyu felt a little dizzy, but she still mustered her strength and raised her chin to face him head-on.

Jiang Ling smiled and said, "How about I show you again? Watch carefully."

"Ugh...who wants to see this, you nobody? You'd better kneel down—pfft!"

A fist the size of a sandbag struck the little female devil in the abdomen with lightning speed, delivering a super abdominal blow that made her petite body arch like a shrimp.

vomit--

The little female devil gagged, vomited acid, and rolled her eyes.

Her fair legs buckled, and she collapsed to her knees.

"you--"

"Those with argumentative personalities need proper training! You have to argue and belittle everything others say; it's truly disgusting!"

Jiang Ling decided to teach the little devil a lesson.

He grabbed the little girl's head with one hand and lifted her up with the other.

"Let me go, or I'll call the police to arrest you! Ugh, I feel nauseous... I feel so uncomfortable."

Her limp limbs struggled helplessly, and tears streamed down Xiao Meiyu's face.

A hint of reluctance flashed in Jiang Ling's eyes, but she quickly concealed it.

If you beat her up, she won't be so arrogant anymore.

A girl without an arrogant personality is unlikely to become a teacher, since with her family background, as long as she doesn't act recklessly, no one would dare to force her.

Sudden.

Li Meiyu felt a heat in her lower abdomen, and her pale face immediately turned blushing.

"You actually knocked Miyu away..."

Jiang Ling was startled, thinking to himself, "Oh no, I almost forgot that female ghosts have that kind of constitution."

But now that she's been humiliated like this, the little devil probably won't dare to be arrogant anymore, right?

Without hesitation, Jiang Ling lightly slapped the little devil's face again.

Snapped!

"You— Waaah… I'm sorry, Miyu was wrong. I shouldn't have been so rude to you. Please, please let Miyu go, okay?"

"Miyu can do anything..."

Meiyu's left cheek turned slightly red, and her petite body trembled as she pressed against the wall. She dared not act rashly again, fearing that the next slap would knock out her teeth.

"Give me your phone!" Jiang Ling said fiercely.

"Waaah...Here you go."

After getting the phone, Jiang Ling quickly added her friend on LINE and then hid the friend, thus completing the system task.

He casually tossed the phone back to Miyu.

Miyu has lost her arrogance.

She clamped her legs together in shame and indignation, tears welling up in her beautiful eyes; she looked utterly pitiful.

[Ding, host has completed the selection and received: 1 chance to win a prize]

[Extracted, gained ability: Time Stop, host can view at any time.]

After calming down, Jiang Ling cleared her throat, turned around, and looked at the little female ghost.

"From now on, be kind to others and speak politely! Do you understand?"

"Okay, okay, Miyu understands, please don't hit Miyu anymore..."

The tears welling up in her eyes were flung into the air, sparkling.

"Get lost."

Li Meiyu took three steps at a time, her short legs moving like wheels of fire as she ran towards the infirmary.

"Waaah—changing clothes, and changing... Damn bastard! Just you wait, Miyu!"

"Not only did he... he also slapped Miyu!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have unlocked the female lead: Li Meiyu]

[Upon unlocking the female lead for the first time, you gain her innate ability "Blonde Hair Radar" (which can detect whether there are common characters from the underworld such as blond hair and bullheads near the female lead)].

[Nearby blond-haired guy: Jiang Ling (within 500 meters)]

Total number of romanceable heroines: 1/100

I was worried that the little girl might run into other blond guys on the way.

It seems she won't encounter any forced storylines now.

But what the heck is this total number of romanceable characters?

"I feel like I've forgotten something? What's the next part of the plot again?"

Jiang Ling couldn't remember; it took him 88 hours to complete the entire game without eating or drinking.

Many memories are very vague and can only be recalled when he is at the scene.

"Never mind, I'll just go buy some fried noodles and bread first."

About half an hour after he left, Miyu returned after changing her clothes.

Miyu pouted, tears welling in her eyes, and walked to the corner of the stairs.

"Hmph, they must have taken a picture of him from that spot!"

"Miyu is going to call the police and send that bastard to jail!"

When the hidden camera was found, Miu was stunned.

The entire camera looked as if it had been run over by a road roller, becoming flat and broken, and even the memory card was ruined.

"Damn it! Damn it! You broke Miu's camera!"

"Can it still be used after it's pieced together?"

Miyu was on the verge of tears, and tried to pick up the camera that had turned into a pancake.

Clang, clang—

The camera shattered into several pieces, some of the metal parts twisted into pretzel shapes by his large hands, demonstrating just how strong his wrist was.