Chapter 82

: Go to the abandoned hospital, then encounter a demon, and beat it into 6 pieces.

P.S.: Jiao Pei appears in this chapter!

"St. Mary's Hospital?" Jiang Ling touched her chin and closed her eyes.

Hmm...it seems to be a pretty crucial part of the plot.

However, he couldn't quite remember the specifics.

……

Late at night, in the suburbs, in an abandoned hospital from the last century, the cell phone signal was extremely poor...

The eerie night wind sent chills down one's spine.

Looking at the shattered glass scattered around the hospital entrance, and the dark corridor inside.

Lan Xinlan shivered and said guiltily, "Um, should we retreat...?"

She started to regret it.

Why do I have to tell my best friend that I can do it too... Waaah.

Alan! Your despicable vanity is truly despicable!

Jiang Ling: ……

It's like Liu Tao's grand ambition to launch a fierce attack, but after getting off the plane, she changed her mind and said, "Let's lie down for a while, like the smelly rats in the prison."

[An abandoned hospital, it looks to be over twenty years old]

Compared to the cowardly Lan Xinlan.

Shen Yue became much bolder and walked inside expressionlessly.

Jiang Ling shrugged and followed.

"Hey you two, wait for Alan!"

A cold wind blew against Lan Xinlan's neck, startling her so much that she quickly followed the two men.

Snapped--

The character "圣" (Saint) on the roof of St. Mary's Hospital fell off and shattered into six pieces on the ground.

A chilly wind blew, the branches rustled, and six leaves flew out.

Six woodlice emerged from the flowerbed and scurried across the courtyard.

A long-haired, distorted-faced female ghost slowly emerged from the rooftop, smiling radiantly:

"What does six, six, six signify...? Hehehehehe!"

……

bump--

The loud noise in the courtyard startled Lan Xinlan, who clung to Jiang Ling's arm, trembling.

It has to be said, among all the lolis...

Lan Xinlan has the biggest assets, reaching a B-grade cup size.

He glanced again at the loli with her swaying ahoge (cowlick) and made a judgment in his mind—smaller than Miu, she must be a steel plate too.

Squeak~ Squeak~

The door to the infirmary at the back started moving on its own.

In the distance, Lan Xinlan caught a glimpse of a strand of long, matted black hair hanging down from the ceiling.

Upon closer inspection, it had vanished without a trace.

Am I seeing things...?

"Eek~~"

A sudden chill startled Lan Xinlan so much that she clung half her body to him, her face contorted in a grimace, as she tried to comfort him:

"I... I'll tell you, there are two kinds of superpowered people in this world: one is the Inhuman, and the other is the Exorcist."

"Do you know what it means to have exorcists?"

"That means...it's haunted!"

Jiang Ling sighed and walked over to close the window that had been blown open by the wind.

"Can we be a little more materialistic?"

Or rather, I don't know if ghosts exist?

I'm here to quickly exorcise the ghost.

Lan Xinlan trembled and said, "What bullshit materialism? Let's go..."

"Alan is not filming anymore..."

Now that things have come to this, how can we leave?

The speedrun mission "Abandoned Hospital" requires you to explore from the first floor all the way to the sixth floor rooftop and contain the spirits within.

As for how to contain it, he thought it should be One-Punch Darth Vader.

Surely we can't use ♫ containment like some bald exorcist, can we?

Therefore, leaving now would mean the mission is not completed.

If you don't complete the task, you'll be banned by the system.

A grown man like myself should never sell drums to the system!

"No way! We're already here," Jiang Ling said firmly.

"Waaah, Alan was wrong, Alan shouldn't have said he was very bold..."

Jiang Ling sighed and said, "Then...then I'll hold you?"

No little girl can resist the reassuring embrace of a handsome, muscular blond man—especially in a gloomy, abandoned hospital.

Lan Xinlan showed no embarrassment whatsoever; her eyes were filled with fear of the depths of darkness.

Her blue twin ponytails swayed, and her petite body jumped up and clung to him, forcing him to hold the drum with one hand.

"Please...please, don't take your hand off Alan's drum..." Alan looked at him with a pitiful expression.

She's genuinely terrified of ghosts!

It must be said that beautiful lolis, regardless of hair color, personality, or background...

All it takes is a pair of bright, watery eyes and a soft, pleading voice.

No lolicon could resist helping them—not out of selfishness or lust, but simply because they are adorable lolis…

"Ahem, Shen Yue!" Jiang Ling coughed lightly. "Um, let's go to the second floor first..."

The three of them went up to the second floor.

Stepping out of the stairwell, the words "Psychiatry" are prominently displayed.

Lan Xinlan's DJI Osmo Nano badge on her chest faithfully records everything.

The dilapidated tile floor, the only remaining trace of the rickety chandelier with exposed wires...

squeak squeak~

The crunching sound underfoot on the broken tiles was eerie, as if each step was leading to an unknown abyss.

wow-

An old newspaper had fallen off the wall. Shen Yue bent down to pick it up, silently reciting to herself:

On a winter night in 1999, the chill of the end of the century, along with thick smoke, engulfed the west ward building of St. Mary's Hospital.

A fire of unknown cause suddenly broke out in the middle of the night and spread mysteriously. After firefighters extinguished the flames, they found the body of 17-year-old Meiyezi in the ruins of the second-floor intensive care unit.

According to those present at the time, after the fire was extinguished, there were no obvious flammable materials left in the ward.

Only the white sheet next to the body of the beautiful coconut was not completely burned.

It is reported that an organ transplant surgery was performed that day, but the organ was lost after the fire...

"Beautiful coconut..." Jiang Ling frowned, as if a flash of inspiration had appeared in her mind.

But it never caught up and ran away in a flash.

[The ward for Mei Yezi is... 201?] Shen Yue read to the end.

Jiang Ling turned her head and saw a dilapidated hospital room where it was pitch black.

[No. 201]

Lan Xinlan swallowed hard. "Why...why does this feel like the beginning of a horror movie?"

The three men entered the hospital and found newspapers. One of them, skeptical of ghosts, insisted on dragging the others into a strange ward to take a look, and then...

"Let's go in and take a look," Jiang Ling said.

Lan Xinlan: ...

Shen Yue arrived at the ward door and pushed open the old door.

Lan Xinlan: ...

Waaaaaah~ Yamero!

"What if three people go in and four come out?" Lan Xinlan asked worriedly.

Seeing how frightened she was, Jiang Ling could only make a joke and say:

"I could never do 'educational training' on you in a place like this and then get you pregnant."

However, Lan Xinlan pouted, "My intuition tells me that something really bad is going to happen!"

The killing intent sensed remained silent.

Besides, with black dog blood, he can fight ghosts. What ghost can compare to his physical strength?

Jiang Ling wasn't worried at all. "Don't worry, we'll just go upstairs quickly."

Turn on your phone's flashlight.

The ward was empty, but a little dirty.

Lan Xinlan breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously looked down, only to see a pale head with strands of hair rolling on the ground.

"Ah—!" Lan Xinlan cried out, pressing even closer to him.

"Jiang Ling, you...you have a head under your feet!"

Jiang Ling looked down; there was nothing there.

"I'm not seeing things! Really!"

Lan Xinlan answered quickly, afraid that he would say something like, "You're seeing things," "You're confused," or "You're mentally deranged"—classic phrases often seen in movies.

"I didn't say you were seeing things," Jiang Ling shook her head and squatted down.

Staring at the broken tile floor, the broken tiles gradually twisted and contorted.

Pfft pfft~

Large clumps of black hair emerged from the crack in the ground.

"Ah!" Lan Xinlan's legs went weak and she urinated a drop.

Jiang Ling: ……

My hands! That wretched Alan!

Shen Yue gently pinched the hem of his clothes and took a half step back.

【Nausea……】

So, can humans and machines also feel disgusting?

Jiang Ling stared at the writhing clump of black hair and said, "Brother, can you come out and show us your true face?"

Her swaying black hair paused slightly, then slowly turned into a question mark.

Immediately afterwards, the question mark, like a cobra, lashed out at his eyes from a tricky angle.

"Sigh, he's so stubborn," Jiang Ling shook her head and murmured.

【Zawarudo—!】

One second passed...

"Eat my black dog's blood—!"

Two seconds have passed.

*Pfft* Half of the black dog blood in the bottle was poured onto the writhing hair.

"ah--!"

From somewhere, a piercing scream rang out.