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He was forcibly taken to the White House, which had been burned to ashes, and received a live-streamed coronation in the dilapidated Oval Office without an audience.

Amid Mike Johnson's smile, which looked more like a grimace, a large group of military leaders, including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, saluted him.

"President Johnson has been born."

Americans also responded with their own middle finger:

"Fuck your mother!"

The number of Americans who livestreamed burning American flags and U.S. military flags, setting military uniforms on fire, and storming the Department of Veterans Affairs has surged. All the social media platforms that were once under the control of the U.S. high command have now clearly sided with the anti-military government, frantically pushing out one resistance news after another.

......

Lanfang Mansion, the new headquarters of the United Nations.

"Does this look sad and solemn enough?"

Maria Miyake, taking a break from her demanding affairs in Tokyo, helped Li Xinghe with his makeup, striving to portray a composed, sorrowful, and dignified world leader.

"That's enough, that's enough." Takajo Satsuki nodded repeatedly, feeling that she couldn't draw anymore. With a pretty face like Li's, no matter how she was drawn, it would still look ugly.

Rather, it's more accurate to say that Xiao Li's face is so beautiful that it's impossible for her to be dignified.

On the United Nations podium, Li Xinghe became very focused and solemnly announced to everyone:

"Just yesterday, we learned a horrifying fact: former US President Barack Hussein Obama was burned to death in his office as part of a shameful coup. We have reason to believe that until the moment of his death, he was still holding the pen that guided the nation forward, sketching out his great dream of American reform on paper."

"This is shameful, pathetic, and despicable. Americans cannot believe that such an army can continue to defend America."

"Therefore we must end it, end this riot, end this evil."

"We are a just alliance committed to upholding world order! We will not give up our pursuit of justice! We oppose all forms of colonialism and interference by power, and we will shout again and again, every time the world order suffers a setback: 'Never give up!' We will not give up!"

Everyone applauded, celebrating the birth of a great goal.

But honestly, if these words were spoken by the leader of a major power, they would certainly be a textbook example of a perfect essay.

The problem is that these words were spoken by Li Xinghe, a leftist, while he was clenching his fists and shouting them at the United Nations headquarters.

Given Li Xinghe's character and credibility, it's really difficult for him to be included in textbooks in his entirety.

Li Xinghe even made a very funny remark:

"Don't panic, America. After saving you twice, we're here to save you again!"

This statement is actually quite darkly humorous for East Asian residents. The first bailout was the Plaza Accord in the 80s, where Japan crippled itself, sacrificing its own resources to solve America's economic predicament. The second bailout was the well-known 2008 subprime mortgage crisis, where China paid a heavy price to save the world from the crisis, yet failed to receive the respect it deserved. As a result, the two sides parted ways again, from the South China Sea standoff in 2016 to the various events that followed, each more unpredictable than the last.

Now, the third long-distance rescue operation, involving participants from various East Asian countries, has begun.

Is he really not here for revenge?

Therefore, this statement would be considered a very difficult joke to crack even in stand-up comedy.

Netizens around the world were overjoyed, and Chinese people were so happy that they set off firecrackers in the streets and rode motorcycles with Gatling guns trailing fireworks, spraying endless bursts of fireworks into the sky.

A thousand words merge into one sentence:

"The Eight-Nation Alliance is coming!"

This time, it was a truly righteous expedition authorized by the United Nations, so when Li Xinghe gathered the Eight-Nation Alliance, he did indeed win the cooperation of all the relevant countries.

Including China.

The Liaoning, Shandong, and Fujian aircraft carriers have ceased dock repairs, while the Zhejiang and the 005 Guangdong, which have already been launched for sea trials, are ready to set sail as a "peacekeeping force," carrying a collective authorization from the United Nations, and proudly cross the Pacific Ocean.

Unfortunately, the 006 Jiangsu, which had already completed its tower-like construction in the dock, unsurprisingly missed this long journey and could only watch with regret as its predecessors, which had already set sail, crossed the sea.

But Li Xinghe wasn't as cautious and conservative as the People's Liberation Army. His aircraft carriers always completed commissioning preparations in 2-3 years, a year shorter than other countries' carriers. (You think Mei Yong is free, but Lin Zai Zai isn't...?)

Now is the perfect time for global expansion. Who cares whether the aircraft carrier in the dock has undergone a full sea trial?

The USS Lexington and USS Saratoga, both completed but just outfitted, are massive sea behemoths with a displacement of 11 tons. They were urgently commissioned by the Navy without completing any reliability tests and were towed by a whole ship of F-35CNs to their home countries.

The coalition prepared dozens of film crews for this purpose, and arranged cameras on every ship to record the events permanently.

The production team borrowed Rei Tsutsumi and Aimi Miyaji to announce to the entire nation aboard the aircraft carrier:

"The Yamato, Musashi, Tamamo-no-Mae, Lexington, and Saratoga—50-ton aircraft carriers, the world's most formidable and terrifying force—are about to embark on a great expedition to fight for justice!"

"The five aviation battleships, namely the Chinhae, Koryo, Yado, Taiwan, and Jeju, will accompany our carrier strike group to create a miracle of justice together."

"Nagato..."

In such a long list of announcers, even many light aircraft carriers and missile destroyers find it difficult to have their names listed so that people can recognize them.

After a simple rock-paper-scissors contest, Zhang Xiaoqian and Park Yoo-shin gained command of the large fleet.

But Park Yu-shin did not completely fail. He took a detour and became the commander of the North Korean formation that was advancing with the team, thus gaining a position on the North Korean side.

Mediterranean Sea.

The Middle East Command and the European Command jointly deployed forces, assembling a long-range battle group consisting of three aircraft carriers (Enterprise, Japan, and Shinano), one battleship (Ryukyu), one light carrier, and six destroyers and frigates.

He Yang sat atop the cannon barrel of the Ryukyu, cheering and jumping for joy with everyone:

"Our target is faraway America! New York! Fuck, follow me!"

Although he is not from Beijing, He Yang is determined to go to New York.

This might be the final stop on his adventurous journey. He has conquered the world, from Southeast Asia and Australia to Africa, and then to Constantinople. Only New York, only that land, is a place he has never entered with his military boots.

"Let's move forward."

Only Hu Zhantian, who was gradually changing his nationality to become the new Soviet chairman and the owner of one of Europe's top Jiangxi stir-fry restaurant groups, had to stay in Europe.

He wants to prevent all other countries from creating chaos.

The new Soviet Union did indeed send troops. The Allied Mediterranean Fleet, carrying soldiers from the new Soviet Union, sped off towards the east coast of the United States.

"Sprint! Sprint!"

Many veteran Soviet Communist Party members were on the ship, and people cheered as they headed to distant lands to witness the end of America.

On the same day, at the behest of the United Nations headquarters in Lanfangfu, the whole world changed color.

China, Japan, South Korea, Lanzhou, Australia, and New Zealand—in other words, the Asia-Pacific alliance controlled by Li Xinghe, plus the new Soviet Union and North Korea, two new partners of the red camp—replaced the former UN Security Council system and made their own war interventions.

Those media outlets that once promoted the "evil axis of China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran," constantly proclaimed "America is forever great," and repeatedly touted "Europe and America as the center of world justice," are now completely troubled by the despicable events that have occurred in the United States and have nothing left to say.

The arrival party members in America turned on their TVs, mobile phones, and computers, watching the list of the Eight-Nation Alliance being updated like a waterfall. When they learned that a total of 13 aircraft carriers were rushing toward the United States day and night, they could only feel more confused about the chaotic arrangement of fate.

If we disregard the two newly built aircraft carriers, Lexington and Saratoga, which were clearly brought back to make up the numbers, then the figure is 11 aircraft carriers.

The last glimmer of America's glory before its decline was its 11 aircraft carriers.

The Pentagon is at a loss, and there is a growing desire for change within the government.

The New York Times therefore tells everyone:

"Justice and evil have begun to reverse and tilt, and we have fallen outside of God's favor."

Chapter 149 The Little Angel of Morality, America's Last Glance Back (3900 words)

hawaii.

When the Gregorian New Year arrived over this archipelago, which had been repeatedly ravaged by wildfires, Hawaii had already been occupied by the First Expeditionary Force, which had long been stationed there.

The local Indo-Pacific Command was easily overthrown by the Burmese mercenaries sent by Li Xinghe. Before they could step down, Commander Paparo and Commander Christopher of the Third Fleet were inexplicably imprisoned by the Chinese.

After being inexplicably beaten by Burmese soldiers and then inexplicably imprisoned, the Indo-Pacific Command was dejected and faced the end of its department.

"the first time?"

Some of these generals had been arrested back in Taiwan, so they were actually quite familiar with the situation. Anyway, it's their second time in jail; let's get ready for dinner.

"This is indeed my first time..."

This was indeed the first time that Paparo and his group had been arrested.

Meanwhile, Americans in Hawaii stood on the beach, staring at the magnificent warship that had traveled from afar.

One by one, aircraft carriers entered Pearl Harbor.

Because they hadn't been invaded by foreign enemies for so long, the Hawaiians didn't even think it was a big deal.

As long as there is no war, the locals are not particularly bothered by the change of sovereignty of Hawaii.

"Liaoning? Shandong? Fujian?" An American with some military knowledge hurriedly pulled out his phone and started filming short videos of China's aircraft carrier up close. These were all firsthand, trending topics.

"The Enterprise? Saratoga? Lexington? What's going on?"

Many Americans, seeing the familiar ship names, wondered for a moment if they had traveled back in time.

Perhaps they traveled back to a time when the United States was very powerful, or perhaps the Enterprise and other historical ships had not yet sunk? This made them enthusiastically crowd around their own giant ship, even mistakenly thinking it was a Sino-US co-production.

The Americans only dispersed with long faces after a large number of Chinese people disembarked from the ship.

Throughout its history, the United States has not encountered any particularly difficult events. Apart from the War of Independence and the Civil War, its homeland has long been under God's protection. Therefore, Americans often believe that as long as God protects them, their homeland will not be attacked. This is why Americans mourned so deeply when the Twin Towers were struck on 9/11.

Therefore, American patriotism is a bit like an eggshell. It looks very smooth and shiny on the outside, but in reality, it cracks easily with a single tap, and the egg breaks completely with three taps.

After Hawaii was occupied, the Allied forces issued a supreme order:

"The colonies must become independent."

Yes, Hawaii will soon be preparing for independence.

The local indigenous people, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans and various Americans will need to re-select their nationality and decide which country they want to support.

Because the Hawaiian Americans were very honest and more obedient than other ethnic groups, the Allied fleet quickly prepared and moved forward again.

A few days later, the fleet jumped eastward to the west coast of the United States.

San Francisco, the birthplace of Li Xinghe.

On the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, a huge Chinese lantern was hung with the words "Welcome Home" written on it. The entire city was quickly replaced with various Chinese signs, and all the Chinese people in the city were urgently pulled out to sway left and right to warmly welcome Li Kaka.

Welcome back to your hometown!

"Mrs. Li, the dahlias in our hometown are blooming!"

San Francisco welcomes you!

The local people, whether they knew him or not, hurriedly gathered at the port to welcome Li Xinghe, who was entering the Kinmen Strait aboard the Zhenhai battleship.

Hello, everyone.

As Li Xinghe disembarked from the ship, he delivered a speech fluently in both Chinese and English to his fellow countrymen whom he had never met before: “We have come to this land of America with a mission of justice on our shoulders. Our soldiers will not commit any offenses against you. As warriors of justice, they will help you rebuild your hometown, repair the streets, and maintain order. I hope that Americans can experience our spring-like friendliness.”

friendly?

real or fake?

Initially, city dwellers in America were indeed very resistant. Their impression of police and soldiers was that they were nothing but thugs and hooligans.

But soon they discovered that it was actually true.

The San Francisco Bay was quickly occupied by the coalition forces, who deployed multinational troops to prepare to take over the West Coast states.

Aside from the Australian and New Zealand soldiers, who were primarily responsible for translation and were notorious for their extortion and harassment, and the South Korean soldiers, who were particularly brutal and ruthless when beating people, the other Asian soldiers were indeed well-disciplined. They not only helped locals direct traffic and adjudicate cases, but also took on wildfire relief and firefighting services near San Francisco.

They even took the city's drug-using dogs to a drug rehabilitation center and wiped out the gangs.

As for general social order, it has visibly improved.

Because an ordinary soldier requested permission from his superiors: "You Yongxiang Ni Meixiang Kong Ni Lin Zaizai Mei..."

How do we manage them?

The superior's response:

"It's very simple. Just force them to do addition and subtraction within 100, and they'll be so angry they'll commit suicide."

Everyone was surprised:

"Really?"

Is this kind of elementary school problem also a form of punishment?

It's true. A bunch of fat guys with butts a meter wide spent ages trying to figure out the answer to this problem with their radish-like fingers, and they fainted from anger.

Rumors also spread that "Chinese people like to use mathematics to punish criminals."

In order to avoid being punished and only being allowed to leave the detention center if they can answer the questions correctly, Americans have no choice but to live more honestly.