Chapter 493
493
Chapter 493 Hit a Wall
Yes, I am not afraid of the slanting shadow. I, Li Jing, have not done anything that is unworthy of heaven and earth. Even if I am facing the Jade Emperor, I don’t need to be afraid!
Ha ha.
You don't know what happened to the Jade Emperor. If you knew, you would never tell him that the three of you are fighting the landlord together.
as predicted.
The Jade Emperor's face immediately turned livid. He originally wanted to go to Li Jing to tease him and relieve his frustration, but they were also playing this game.
"Is fighting landlords fun?" Jade Emperor asked.
Grandma, how can you say that you are also the commander of the garrison, and your willpower is so low?Was it so easy to be attracted by Doudizhu?
Dao heart is not strong!
Li Jing's EQ was low to a certain extent. Hearing what the Jade Emperor said, he thought that the Jade Emperor was interested in this stuff.
He slapped his thigh and said, "Of course! Weichen has never played such a game before. It's really interesting. Weichen can send you this link, and you can download it to play. Anyway, everything in heaven is important. Someone is in charge, and the Jade Emperor can relieve his boredom, hehe!"
I haha your face!
How did you become a commander if you don't even know the basics of observing words and expressions?
Nezha and Yin Shiniang were on the side, sweating coldly from fright.
What are you doing?Didn't you see the change in Jade Emperor's face?
"Presumptuous! Good Li Jing, what should you do!" Jade Emperor asked angrily.
It doesn't matter if you don't ask, but if you ask, Li Jing's family will kneel down in fright.
Li Jing was also dumbfounded.
Me, me, I am not guilty...
Do Landlords also break the law?
Isn't there such a rule of heaven?
"My humble minister, what is the crime of my humble minister?" Li Jing asked with his head lowered.
Nezha and Yin Shiniang were going crazy.
What are you doing?
If you say you are guilty, should you just accept it?He said you have it, but you said no, to compete with the Jade Emperor, aren't you free?
The Jade Emperor's face turned red instantly, and his eyes stared as if they were about to fall out.
Facing Li Jing's question.
Ok.
The Jade Emperor was at a loss for words.
He didn't know how to say it.
Landlords are not breaking the law either.
"Reflect on yourself!"
After speaking, the Jade Emperor waved his big sleeve and disappeared.
Leaving Li Jing's family of three at a loss.
"Father, did you do something bad?" Nezha asked after standing up.
The Jade Emperor usually has a good temper. How can he be so irritable today? His father must have done something bad.
Yin Shiniang also looked at Li Jing suspiciously. The Jade Emperor's temper is well known.
Li Jing took off the golden-winged black crown on his head, scratched his scalp, and said in doubt: "I can't, I don't even go out every day, what bad things can I do?"
There must be a motive for doing bad things, right?There must be time to commit crimes. I don’t leave the door, and I don’t go through the second door. Where can I commit crimes?
"Oh, that's fine, let's continue fighting the landlord." Nezha took out his phone and said.
It's what it is, and you haven't done anything bad, so what are you afraid of?Seize the time to play poker is the real thing.
"It makes sense, continue!"
In this way, the family of three fought against the landlord again.
The Jade Emperor was almost bored to death. He flew from the Jiuchongtian to the 33rd Heaven, and then flew back from the 33rd Heaven to the Jiuchongtian.
It's really boring.
Forget it, go find my nephew and see what he's doing.
To avoid embarrassment, let's say hello first.
"Erlang? What are you doing?" the Jade Emperor asked.
Yang Jian has been in the dog training ground for a while, and after receiving the message from the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian immediately replied.
"Report to the Jade Emperor, my nephew is training Xiaotian dogs in the dog training factory, and is now resting."
When the Jade Emperor saw it, he found it very interesting. After all, they all said that the Xiaotian dog was a god dog. Except for the three-headed hell dog back then, there was no dog in the sky and earth that was more powerful than him.
"Okay, I'm going to see you and send me the location."
"Yes."
Originally, Erlang God lived in Guanjiangkou in the mortal world. Although he had the power of a god, he was not a god. However, the laws of heaven and earth changed later. Except for some basic gods such as Tudigong, all other gods had to be relocated, even Huaguo. The same goes for mountains.
Because Erlang Shen is a relative of the emperor, so it is arranged first, and it is also in Jiuchongtian.
Not long after, the Jade Emperor flew to the dog training ground.
In fact, it is on the edge of the Zhenjun Temple, not very far away.
This dog training ground covers an area of [-] square meters, without any facilities, just an empty piece of grass, in the center of the dog training ground, Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou are sitting there.
After noticing the Jade Emperor's aura, Yang Jian immediately put away his mobile phone, bowed and said, "See Jade Emperor."
Xiao Tiangou also stood up and lowered his head.
It is said to be a dog, but in fact, with Xiaotiangou's cultivation base, he could have been transformed into a human form long ago, but he is Yang Jian's divine beast, so he must have the appearance of a "beast".
Just like Yuan Yuan back then, unless it was a mission or when there was a special need, it was absolutely impossible to turn into a human form and wander around.
The Jade Emperor saw Yang Jian put away the phone before, and the screen of the phone hanging around Xiao Tiangou's neck was still on.
"Erlang, what were you doing before?" Jade Emperor asked curiously.
What does it sound like to equip a dog with a mobile phone?
Dude, don't you understand how to keep pace with the times?How to be the ruler of the Three Realms?
If you're smart, hurry up and give each of your Pegasus horses a mobile phone, so that they can use the GPS positioning system to save them from wandering around in the sky all the time.
Erlangshen said with a smile: "To the Jade Emperor, I have trained the Xiaotian dog for a while, and then I started to rest. Using this rest time, I played games with the Xiaotian dog and Lei Zhenzi from the Leibu."
game?
The Jade Emperor is excited, is there any more games?
Fighting the Landlords is already very fun, what game is there now?
"Oh? Tell me quickly, what kind of game is so fun." Jade Emperor asked cheerfully.
That's right, the Jade Emperor's temper is also very good, not as fatuous as some tyrants in ancient times.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Of course it's Yin Yang Xuan's Fighting the Landlord. This game was only released in the last two days. It's really interesting. Jade Emperor must play it when he has time."
Look, it's still your nephew, okay?So many people are playing, no one tells you, that is me.
Ha ha.
The Jade Emperor's face was serious, and he said unhappily: "Is fighting the landlord so much fun?"
Yang Jian has a high emotional intelligence. Hearing what the Jade Emperor said, he naturally knew that the Jade Emperor had already heard about Doudizhu and didn't like it very much.
"Uh... how should I put it, it's okay. With my nephew's mentality and wisdom, it's okay to go for fun. If you use the Jade Emperor's wisdom, it's really a little childish. I'm really sorry, my nephew should not recommend it to me. Jade Emperor's."
Good guy, not only his eyes are sharp, he has three eyes, but his mouth is also very good at talking.
The Jade Emperor felt really comfortable after hearing this.
That's right, I'm so awesome, how can I like to play such childish games?
Yang Jian is better at talking than Li Jing.
Nice to hear!
"Well, that's true. You can continue to train the dog after you rest for a while. Don't play this kind of game too much. I'm afraid that you will lose your mind and affect your cultivation, and lose face of my royal family. Okay, I'm leaving. "
Seeing that the old fellow was about to leave, Yang Jian bent down again and said, "Nephew sends the Jade Emperor respectfully."
What happened to playing a game?
How could it affect my cultivation?With my current state, if I want to go to a higher level, at least 3000 years, if I go backwards, this kind of thing will never happen, and it will not be affected by the game at all.
You don't know how to play, are you jealous of us?
Slow down you!
"Shoutiangou, let's continue."
"Wang!"
Although the Jade Emperor left, he was not in a good mood. He sat cross-legged on a cloud, took out his phone and logged into the game.
"Sorry, your account has been banned for 8764999 hours, 50 minutes and 02 seconds because you are suspected of spreading island country action movies."
Seeing this sentence, Jade Emperor was full of question marks.
Island action movie?
What is this?
But after calculating the time, the Jade Emperor learned that his account had been blocked for 1000 years.
Zhou Hao.
You are really cruel!
What Shen Ruian thinks is that if someone uses a mobile phone to log in to someone else's account, then the account will be blocked for 100 years.For the account that Zhou Hao independently pulled out to criticize, its user, no matter who it is, is absolutely heinous.
Then seal him for 1000 years!
The Jade Emperor finally found Zhou Hao and released Zhou Hao from the blacklist.
"Can't we talk properly if we have something to say?"
(End of this chapter)
Yes, I am not afraid of the slanting shadow. I, Li Jing, have not done anything that is unworthy of heaven and earth. Even if I am facing the Jade Emperor, I don’t need to be afraid!
Ha ha.
You don't know what happened to the Jade Emperor. If you knew, you would never tell him that the three of you are fighting the landlord together.
as predicted.
The Jade Emperor's face immediately turned livid. He originally wanted to go to Li Jing to tease him and relieve his frustration, but they were also playing this game.
"Is fighting landlords fun?" Jade Emperor asked.
Grandma, how can you say that you are also the commander of the garrison, and your willpower is so low?Was it so easy to be attracted by Doudizhu?
Dao heart is not strong!
Li Jing's EQ was low to a certain extent. Hearing what the Jade Emperor said, he thought that the Jade Emperor was interested in this stuff.
He slapped his thigh and said, "Of course! Weichen has never played such a game before. It's really interesting. Weichen can send you this link, and you can download it to play. Anyway, everything in heaven is important. Someone is in charge, and the Jade Emperor can relieve his boredom, hehe!"
I haha your face!
How did you become a commander if you don't even know the basics of observing words and expressions?
Nezha and Yin Shiniang were on the side, sweating coldly from fright.
What are you doing?Didn't you see the change in Jade Emperor's face?
"Presumptuous! Good Li Jing, what should you do!" Jade Emperor asked angrily.
It doesn't matter if you don't ask, but if you ask, Li Jing's family will kneel down in fright.
Li Jing was also dumbfounded.
Me, me, I am not guilty...
Do Landlords also break the law?
Isn't there such a rule of heaven?
"My humble minister, what is the crime of my humble minister?" Li Jing asked with his head lowered.
Nezha and Yin Shiniang were going crazy.
What are you doing?
If you say you are guilty, should you just accept it?He said you have it, but you said no, to compete with the Jade Emperor, aren't you free?
The Jade Emperor's face turned red instantly, and his eyes stared as if they were about to fall out.
Facing Li Jing's question.
Ok.
The Jade Emperor was at a loss for words.
He didn't know how to say it.
Landlords are not breaking the law either.
"Reflect on yourself!"
After speaking, the Jade Emperor waved his big sleeve and disappeared.
Leaving Li Jing's family of three at a loss.
"Father, did you do something bad?" Nezha asked after standing up.
The Jade Emperor usually has a good temper. How can he be so irritable today? His father must have done something bad.
Yin Shiniang also looked at Li Jing suspiciously. The Jade Emperor's temper is well known.
Li Jing took off the golden-winged black crown on his head, scratched his scalp, and said in doubt: "I can't, I don't even go out every day, what bad things can I do?"
There must be a motive for doing bad things, right?There must be time to commit crimes. I don’t leave the door, and I don’t go through the second door. Where can I commit crimes?
"Oh, that's fine, let's continue fighting the landlord." Nezha took out his phone and said.
It's what it is, and you haven't done anything bad, so what are you afraid of?Seize the time to play poker is the real thing.
"It makes sense, continue!"
In this way, the family of three fought against the landlord again.
The Jade Emperor was almost bored to death. He flew from the Jiuchongtian to the 33rd Heaven, and then flew back from the 33rd Heaven to the Jiuchongtian.
It's really boring.
Forget it, go find my nephew and see what he's doing.
To avoid embarrassment, let's say hello first.
"Erlang? What are you doing?" the Jade Emperor asked.
Yang Jian has been in the dog training ground for a while, and after receiving the message from the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian immediately replied.
"Report to the Jade Emperor, my nephew is training Xiaotian dogs in the dog training factory, and is now resting."
When the Jade Emperor saw it, he found it very interesting. After all, they all said that the Xiaotian dog was a god dog. Except for the three-headed hell dog back then, there was no dog in the sky and earth that was more powerful than him.
"Okay, I'm going to see you and send me the location."
"Yes."
Originally, Erlang God lived in Guanjiangkou in the mortal world. Although he had the power of a god, he was not a god. However, the laws of heaven and earth changed later. Except for some basic gods such as Tudigong, all other gods had to be relocated, even Huaguo. The same goes for mountains.
Because Erlang Shen is a relative of the emperor, so it is arranged first, and it is also in Jiuchongtian.
Not long after, the Jade Emperor flew to the dog training ground.
In fact, it is on the edge of the Zhenjun Temple, not very far away.
This dog training ground covers an area of [-] square meters, without any facilities, just an empty piece of grass, in the center of the dog training ground, Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou are sitting there.
After noticing the Jade Emperor's aura, Yang Jian immediately put away his mobile phone, bowed and said, "See Jade Emperor."
Xiao Tiangou also stood up and lowered his head.
It is said to be a dog, but in fact, with Xiaotiangou's cultivation base, he could have been transformed into a human form long ago, but he is Yang Jian's divine beast, so he must have the appearance of a "beast".
Just like Yuan Yuan back then, unless it was a mission or when there was a special need, it was absolutely impossible to turn into a human form and wander around.
The Jade Emperor saw Yang Jian put away the phone before, and the screen of the phone hanging around Xiao Tiangou's neck was still on.
"Erlang, what were you doing before?" Jade Emperor asked curiously.
What does it sound like to equip a dog with a mobile phone?
Dude, don't you understand how to keep pace with the times?How to be the ruler of the Three Realms?
If you're smart, hurry up and give each of your Pegasus horses a mobile phone, so that they can use the GPS positioning system to save them from wandering around in the sky all the time.
Erlangshen said with a smile: "To the Jade Emperor, I have trained the Xiaotian dog for a while, and then I started to rest. Using this rest time, I played games with the Xiaotian dog and Lei Zhenzi from the Leibu."
game?
The Jade Emperor is excited, is there any more games?
Fighting the Landlords is already very fun, what game is there now?
"Oh? Tell me quickly, what kind of game is so fun." Jade Emperor asked cheerfully.
That's right, the Jade Emperor's temper is also very good, not as fatuous as some tyrants in ancient times.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Of course it's Yin Yang Xuan's Fighting the Landlord. This game was only released in the last two days. It's really interesting. Jade Emperor must play it when he has time."
Look, it's still your nephew, okay?So many people are playing, no one tells you, that is me.
Ha ha.
The Jade Emperor's face was serious, and he said unhappily: "Is fighting the landlord so much fun?"
Yang Jian has a high emotional intelligence. Hearing what the Jade Emperor said, he naturally knew that the Jade Emperor had already heard about Doudizhu and didn't like it very much.
"Uh... how should I put it, it's okay. With my nephew's mentality and wisdom, it's okay to go for fun. If you use the Jade Emperor's wisdom, it's really a little childish. I'm really sorry, my nephew should not recommend it to me. Jade Emperor's."
Good guy, not only his eyes are sharp, he has three eyes, but his mouth is also very good at talking.
The Jade Emperor felt really comfortable after hearing this.
That's right, I'm so awesome, how can I like to play such childish games?
Yang Jian is better at talking than Li Jing.
Nice to hear!
"Well, that's true. You can continue to train the dog after you rest for a while. Don't play this kind of game too much. I'm afraid that you will lose your mind and affect your cultivation, and lose face of my royal family. Okay, I'm leaving. "
Seeing that the old fellow was about to leave, Yang Jian bent down again and said, "Nephew sends the Jade Emperor respectfully."
What happened to playing a game?
How could it affect my cultivation?With my current state, if I want to go to a higher level, at least 3000 years, if I go backwards, this kind of thing will never happen, and it will not be affected by the game at all.
You don't know how to play, are you jealous of us?
Slow down you!
"Shoutiangou, let's continue."
"Wang!"
Although the Jade Emperor left, he was not in a good mood. He sat cross-legged on a cloud, took out his phone and logged into the game.
"Sorry, your account has been banned for 8764999 hours, 50 minutes and 02 seconds because you are suspected of spreading island country action movies."
Seeing this sentence, Jade Emperor was full of question marks.
Island action movie?
What is this?
But after calculating the time, the Jade Emperor learned that his account had been blocked for 1000 years.
Zhou Hao.
You are really cruel!
What Shen Ruian thinks is that if someone uses a mobile phone to log in to someone else's account, then the account will be blocked for 100 years.For the account that Zhou Hao independently pulled out to criticize, its user, no matter who it is, is absolutely heinous.
Then seal him for 1000 years!
The Jade Emperor finally found Zhou Hao and released Zhou Hao from the blacklist.
"Can't we talk properly if we have something to say?"
(End of this chapter)