Chapter 616
616
Chapter 616 Conviction
Zhou Hao and Dragon King looked at each other, neither of them knew what Xu Sun Dongliang was talking about.
Could it be that this sentence was spoken to God?
How did God offend you?
Zhou Hao didn't understand, but the Dragon King seemed to realize something, and his expression was very surprised at the moment.
Can you not be surprised?
If Ri Yousheng and the others listened to such rebellious words, they might want to report to Yin Cao.
Life discount!
Zhou Hao shook Xu Sun Dongliang, and said, "Dongliang, what are you talking about?"
Xu Sundongliang's eyes were still closed, but he seemed to be thinking very clearly.
"Me? It's not me. This is what you said. Have you forgotten? When will you wake up?"
What?
I said?
How many years did I say it?
Zhou Hao and the Dragon King looked at each other again.
This time, the Dragon King looked at Zhou Hao with something wrong.
What are the origins of these two boys?
Leaving this sentence aside, the fact that he can invite Zhenjun Erlang as a mortal is probably not a small background.
After all, ordinary Taoist priests and warlocks can communicate with gods and communicate with heaven and earth, which is already a very great thing, but Zhou Hao calls Erlang God the second brother.
What's the matter, are you married?
Even if they didn't become sworn brothers, the friendship would be too good to be true, right?
There is something going on here.
Whale Sea Dragon King is also an old dragon king, of course he is proficient in the little tricks of observing words and emotions.
Judging by today's posture, the past lives of the two guys in front of him are probably notable figures.
The one with short hair should have some past life memories, and the one with white hair probably hasn't awakened yet.
"Dragon King, you should save my brother, he is talking nonsense." Zhou Hao said.
Yes, if the head hadn't been short-circuited by an electric arc, who would say such crazy things?
Let the sky be a man, and you be a god?
What?
It's numerous fun to fight the destiny?
But?
The Dragon King was also tangled up now.
If it was before, it would not be difficult for him, the old dragon king, to sell Yang Jian to save face.
Regardless of his majesty and prestige, he is in charge of this sea area. In fact, the position of "Dragon King" is not a very powerful position in the Three Realms.
Just like King Qin Guang, he is said to be in charge of the Underworld, but a few people randomly picked out in the Heavenly Court have a much higher status than him.
But now, Xu Sundongliang said such rebellious words, and said that Zhou Hao said them.
The fact that Xu Sun Dongliang knew about this was obviously Zhou Hao's "partner".
These two people are obviously not good people.
Then.
Can't save?
The Dragon King was confused.
"This...it's not that I don't help you, it's..."
Before he could finish speaking, Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone and edited the text for Erlangshen.
"Second Brother, this Whale Sea Dragon King refuses to help me. I'm just a mortal, and he is a god on top."
The Jade Emperor still didn't reply to Erlang God, so Erlang God had to wait.
Seeing Zhou Hao say this, Erlang Shen was also a little unhappy.
"What's wrong with the gods? Who said that the gods are superior? The second brother tells you that in the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, all creatures in each world are equal! I don't like this the most! Didn't I ask you to report my name? You Did you report it?"
It is true that when Yang Jian's mother thought of the next generation, she gave birth to Yang Jian with a mortal, and she had an incessant bond with the mortal. Now hearing Zhou Hao's words, can you not be angry?
"I reported it, but he just didn't listen, and he still refused to help. He said what happened to Erlang God? Erlang God is a fart. I am happy in Jinghai, and no one can control me, let alone Erlang God. Even if the Jade Emperor comes forward, I will It is also impossible to make a move, the mana that I have worked so hard to cultivate is just used by mortals, isn't it a waste?"
Sowing discord and fanning the flames, this is Zhou Hao's housekeeping skill.
At this juncture, instead of begging the Dragon King, it is better to ask Erlang God to talk to him.
Anyway, Erlang Shen absolutely believed in himself.
Erlangshen on the other end of the phone was so angry that his lungs almost exploded when he saw this.
Hello, Whale and Sea Dragon King.
He has never been to heaven for thousands of years, and like King Qin Guang, he is a great king in his own jurisdiction.
It's all fucking gone, right? !
"How dare you!"
Erlang sent out angrily.
Zhou Hao quickly replied.
"Second brother, I didn't say this, it was all said by the Dragon King."
Oh shit.
I see whether you save or not.
"Brother, you are waiting, I will find him!"
After finishing speaking, Erlang Shen searched for the store of Whale Sea Dragon King, clicked in and initiated a video call directly.
At this time, the Whale Sea Dragon King was still explaining to Zhou Hao, saying that he was old, old and weak, and he didn't have much mana. It's over.
He also said that there is a lot of pollution now, he doesn't dare to go out at ordinary times, he can only hide in the Dragon Palace, there are not many treasures in heaven and earth, and it is too difficult to practice.
Zhou Hao ignored it completely.
This is simply nonsense. At the level of the Dragon King, where do you need heavenly materials and earthly treasures for cultivation?It's all about spending time and doing it head-to-head.
Do you think I don't know?
Dragon King's cell phone rang, and he was surprised at first.
Who is it?
Pick it up and take a look - Zhenjun Erlang!
My God, it must be that this young man made a small report with Erlang Zhenjun just now, and now the old man will come forward in person!
Wow, this guy is too bad.
Is there anything you can't talk about?
Even so, the Dragon King answered the phone tremblingly.
"Ao Lie, King of the Whale Sea Dragon, has seen Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun!"
You are very kind.
Erlang Shen looked at the Dragon King with a calm face and said, "Are you guilty?"
I fuck.
Convicted right away?
It's too much fun!
Zhou Hao didn't expect Erlang God to be so awesome, he just wanted to read him a little bit, and didn't want to bring such a big trouble to the Dragon King at all.
But Zhou Hao can't be blamed either.
Xu Sundongliang was stunned by the electric shock.
How stupid?
It would be against the sky to frame Zhou Hao.
This is already in the category of terminal illness. If Zhou Hao doesn't hurry up, even if Xu Sun Dongliang is rescued, he will be useless.
The Dragon King trembled and said in shock: "Your official, what is your crime?"
Don't bring that.
I didn't call this person, and I didn't kill anyone. I even helped these two young men drive away the eels.
Even if you don't send me a certificate or something, you can't punish me!
Erlang Shen's tone remained calm.
"One, within your jurisdiction of Ao Lie, there are ghosts and monsters in troubled times. If you did not stand up to maintain the balance of the Three Realms in the first time, it will be regarded as dereliction of duty, and you should be punished."
"Second, within your jurisdiction of Ao Lie, there are mortals who are persecuted by spirits and monsters. If you don't give them treatment in the first time, you will be regarded as devoid of Taoism, merciless, and dishonored to the Heavenly Court. Their crimes should be punished."
"Three, Zhou Hao and I are acquainted with each other eight times. I ordered him to ask you for help, but you sternly refused. You regarded him as a superior official and disregarded the superiority and inferiority. He deserves to be punished."
"To sum up, the three crimes added together are more than enough to send you to the Dragon Slaying Platform. Just wait for the imperial edict in the Dragon Palace!"
I'm ashamed of my mother.
This Erlang God's nonsense ability is far superior to Zhou Hao's.
He helped Zhou Hao drive away the electric eel, which was already very interesting. Judging by Erlang God's posture, it seemed that he was running for his life.
Niubi ah.
After all, he is a high official in the heavenly court.
The above is like this, and the bottom is almost the same.
The eldest brother's relatives ask the second child to do something, but if the second child doesn't help, the eldest brother will find a way to punish the second child.
The whole to die kind of.
I don't know if this trend is good or bad.
Erlang Shen laid out these three crimes, and Ao Lie was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot, unable to say a word.
"Bold Ao Lie, you are guilty!"
Erlang God suddenly said angrily.
Ao Lie finally came back to his senses, and said again and again: "True Monarch, I'm an official, I'm guilty of my crime! Please, Zhenjun, forgive me and let this official off, I will definitely do my best! I will definitely protect Jinghai's stability!"
Erlang waved his sleeve and said: "There is no need to quibble, I will play to the Jade Emperor now!"
Who doesn't know that Jade Emperor is Erlang God's uncle?
Although Erlang God was trying to punish Ao Lie, what Erlang God said was not a lie, they were all real.
It's just that this so-called crime can be big or small. To put it mildly, Ao Lie is already worthy of Zhou Hao.
When it gets bigger, it can indeed be pushed to the Dragon Slaying Platform.
Earlier, Erlang God was going to exchange dragon meat and Zhou Hao for dog food. Could it be through this channel?
That Zhou Hao didn't dare to take it, it would shorten his life if he ate it.
Ao Lie also knew that Erlang God wanted to help Zhou Hao get ahead, so he messed with himself. Right now, he looked at Zhou Hao with pain in his eyes.
Brother, can I help you save someone?
Say something nice for me quickly!
I, Ao Lie, have been worthy of the sky and the earth in my life, if it is because of this, I will be sent to the dragon-killing stage.
Even if I'm a ghost, I'm not reconciled!
Zhou Hao next to him was also very anxious.
Xu Sun Dongliang must be treated now, and Zhou Hao didn't really want to harm Ao Lie, he just wanted him to save Xu Sun Dongliang.
"Yeah, second brother, just give the Dragon King a chance, thanks to him helping us fight off the electric eel just now, otherwise I would be dead right now."
Because Ao Lie was using the speakerphone, Zhou Hao could hear what Erlang Shen said clearly.
"Oh, that's it, that's fine!"
Ao Lie was taken aback, and the beard on his face twitched.
He looked at Erlang Shen who had changed his color.
I fuck.
Don't bring such a thing?
Relational households say hello, you changed your face so quickly?
Isn't this with Zhou Haotie!
but.
Erlang Shen is not a fool.
Ao Lie is a god, Erlang God can find out whether he has scolded Erlang God or not.
So, regarding Zhou Hao fanning the flames, Erlang Shenmener is clear.
No need to check.
He is just a dragon king, he has eaten the heart of a bear, dare to call me the number one general of Nantianmen?
nonexistent.
However, Erlangshen and Zhou Hao have no point in worrying about these things. He is now focused on going down to earth to be a purchasing agent, so he must establish a good relationship with Zhou Hao.
Otherwise, if you go there, you will be born in an unfamiliar place and have no mortal currency.
What can we do then?
steal?
Immortals steal things, that is to eat big karma!
Erlang Shen continued: "Since this is the case, if Zhou Hao intercedes for you, then you will take the blame and do meritorious service, and you must save Zhou Hao's brother."
In this way, Ao Lie thanked him thousands of times, and said some nonsense in the future that he would definitely guard against death, start a new life, and not disgrace the mission entrusted to him by the heavenly court.
suddenly.
Erlangshen said as if remembering something: "By the way, the death penalty is inevitable, but the living penalty is inevitable. Afterwards, you can teach Zhou Hao 500 years of cultivation, there must be no mistakes!"
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Hao and Dragon King looked at each other, neither of them knew what Xu Sun Dongliang was talking about.
Could it be that this sentence was spoken to God?
How did God offend you?
Zhou Hao didn't understand, but the Dragon King seemed to realize something, and his expression was very surprised at the moment.
Can you not be surprised?
If Ri Yousheng and the others listened to such rebellious words, they might want to report to Yin Cao.
Life discount!
Zhou Hao shook Xu Sun Dongliang, and said, "Dongliang, what are you talking about?"
Xu Sundongliang's eyes were still closed, but he seemed to be thinking very clearly.
"Me? It's not me. This is what you said. Have you forgotten? When will you wake up?"
What?
I said?
How many years did I say it?
Zhou Hao and the Dragon King looked at each other again.
This time, the Dragon King looked at Zhou Hao with something wrong.
What are the origins of these two boys?
Leaving this sentence aside, the fact that he can invite Zhenjun Erlang as a mortal is probably not a small background.
After all, ordinary Taoist priests and warlocks can communicate with gods and communicate with heaven and earth, which is already a very great thing, but Zhou Hao calls Erlang God the second brother.
What's the matter, are you married?
Even if they didn't become sworn brothers, the friendship would be too good to be true, right?
There is something going on here.
Whale Sea Dragon King is also an old dragon king, of course he is proficient in the little tricks of observing words and emotions.
Judging by today's posture, the past lives of the two guys in front of him are probably notable figures.
The one with short hair should have some past life memories, and the one with white hair probably hasn't awakened yet.
"Dragon King, you should save my brother, he is talking nonsense." Zhou Hao said.
Yes, if the head hadn't been short-circuited by an electric arc, who would say such crazy things?
Let the sky be a man, and you be a god?
What?
It's numerous fun to fight the destiny?
But?
The Dragon King was also tangled up now.
If it was before, it would not be difficult for him, the old dragon king, to sell Yang Jian to save face.
Regardless of his majesty and prestige, he is in charge of this sea area. In fact, the position of "Dragon King" is not a very powerful position in the Three Realms.
Just like King Qin Guang, he is said to be in charge of the Underworld, but a few people randomly picked out in the Heavenly Court have a much higher status than him.
But now, Xu Sundongliang said such rebellious words, and said that Zhou Hao said them.
The fact that Xu Sun Dongliang knew about this was obviously Zhou Hao's "partner".
These two people are obviously not good people.
Then.
Can't save?
The Dragon King was confused.
"This...it's not that I don't help you, it's..."
Before he could finish speaking, Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone and edited the text for Erlangshen.
"Second Brother, this Whale Sea Dragon King refuses to help me. I'm just a mortal, and he is a god on top."
The Jade Emperor still didn't reply to Erlang God, so Erlang God had to wait.
Seeing Zhou Hao say this, Erlang Shen was also a little unhappy.
"What's wrong with the gods? Who said that the gods are superior? The second brother tells you that in the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, all creatures in each world are equal! I don't like this the most! Didn't I ask you to report my name? You Did you report it?"
It is true that when Yang Jian's mother thought of the next generation, she gave birth to Yang Jian with a mortal, and she had an incessant bond with the mortal. Now hearing Zhou Hao's words, can you not be angry?
"I reported it, but he just didn't listen, and he still refused to help. He said what happened to Erlang God? Erlang God is a fart. I am happy in Jinghai, and no one can control me, let alone Erlang God. Even if the Jade Emperor comes forward, I will It is also impossible to make a move, the mana that I have worked so hard to cultivate is just used by mortals, isn't it a waste?"
Sowing discord and fanning the flames, this is Zhou Hao's housekeeping skill.
At this juncture, instead of begging the Dragon King, it is better to ask Erlang God to talk to him.
Anyway, Erlang Shen absolutely believed in himself.
Erlangshen on the other end of the phone was so angry that his lungs almost exploded when he saw this.
Hello, Whale and Sea Dragon King.
He has never been to heaven for thousands of years, and like King Qin Guang, he is a great king in his own jurisdiction.
It's all fucking gone, right? !
"How dare you!"
Erlang sent out angrily.
Zhou Hao quickly replied.
"Second brother, I didn't say this, it was all said by the Dragon King."
Oh shit.
I see whether you save or not.
"Brother, you are waiting, I will find him!"
After finishing speaking, Erlang Shen searched for the store of Whale Sea Dragon King, clicked in and initiated a video call directly.
At this time, the Whale Sea Dragon King was still explaining to Zhou Hao, saying that he was old, old and weak, and he didn't have much mana. It's over.
He also said that there is a lot of pollution now, he doesn't dare to go out at ordinary times, he can only hide in the Dragon Palace, there are not many treasures in heaven and earth, and it is too difficult to practice.
Zhou Hao ignored it completely.
This is simply nonsense. At the level of the Dragon King, where do you need heavenly materials and earthly treasures for cultivation?It's all about spending time and doing it head-to-head.
Do you think I don't know?
Dragon King's cell phone rang, and he was surprised at first.
Who is it?
Pick it up and take a look - Zhenjun Erlang!
My God, it must be that this young man made a small report with Erlang Zhenjun just now, and now the old man will come forward in person!
Wow, this guy is too bad.
Is there anything you can't talk about?
Even so, the Dragon King answered the phone tremblingly.
"Ao Lie, King of the Whale Sea Dragon, has seen Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun!"
You are very kind.
Erlang Shen looked at the Dragon King with a calm face and said, "Are you guilty?"
I fuck.
Convicted right away?
It's too much fun!
Zhou Hao didn't expect Erlang God to be so awesome, he just wanted to read him a little bit, and didn't want to bring such a big trouble to the Dragon King at all.
But Zhou Hao can't be blamed either.
Xu Sundongliang was stunned by the electric shock.
How stupid?
It would be against the sky to frame Zhou Hao.
This is already in the category of terminal illness. If Zhou Hao doesn't hurry up, even if Xu Sun Dongliang is rescued, he will be useless.
The Dragon King trembled and said in shock: "Your official, what is your crime?"
Don't bring that.
I didn't call this person, and I didn't kill anyone. I even helped these two young men drive away the eels.
Even if you don't send me a certificate or something, you can't punish me!
Erlang Shen's tone remained calm.
"One, within your jurisdiction of Ao Lie, there are ghosts and monsters in troubled times. If you did not stand up to maintain the balance of the Three Realms in the first time, it will be regarded as dereliction of duty, and you should be punished."
"Second, within your jurisdiction of Ao Lie, there are mortals who are persecuted by spirits and monsters. If you don't give them treatment in the first time, you will be regarded as devoid of Taoism, merciless, and dishonored to the Heavenly Court. Their crimes should be punished."
"Three, Zhou Hao and I are acquainted with each other eight times. I ordered him to ask you for help, but you sternly refused. You regarded him as a superior official and disregarded the superiority and inferiority. He deserves to be punished."
"To sum up, the three crimes added together are more than enough to send you to the Dragon Slaying Platform. Just wait for the imperial edict in the Dragon Palace!"
I'm ashamed of my mother.
This Erlang God's nonsense ability is far superior to Zhou Hao's.
He helped Zhou Hao drive away the electric eel, which was already very interesting. Judging by Erlang God's posture, it seemed that he was running for his life.
Niubi ah.
After all, he is a high official in the heavenly court.
The above is like this, and the bottom is almost the same.
The eldest brother's relatives ask the second child to do something, but if the second child doesn't help, the eldest brother will find a way to punish the second child.
The whole to die kind of.
I don't know if this trend is good or bad.
Erlang Shen laid out these three crimes, and Ao Lie was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot, unable to say a word.
"Bold Ao Lie, you are guilty!"
Erlang God suddenly said angrily.
Ao Lie finally came back to his senses, and said again and again: "True Monarch, I'm an official, I'm guilty of my crime! Please, Zhenjun, forgive me and let this official off, I will definitely do my best! I will definitely protect Jinghai's stability!"
Erlang waved his sleeve and said: "There is no need to quibble, I will play to the Jade Emperor now!"
Who doesn't know that Jade Emperor is Erlang God's uncle?
Although Erlang God was trying to punish Ao Lie, what Erlang God said was not a lie, they were all real.
It's just that this so-called crime can be big or small. To put it mildly, Ao Lie is already worthy of Zhou Hao.
When it gets bigger, it can indeed be pushed to the Dragon Slaying Platform.
Earlier, Erlang God was going to exchange dragon meat and Zhou Hao for dog food. Could it be through this channel?
That Zhou Hao didn't dare to take it, it would shorten his life if he ate it.
Ao Lie also knew that Erlang God wanted to help Zhou Hao get ahead, so he messed with himself. Right now, he looked at Zhou Hao with pain in his eyes.
Brother, can I help you save someone?
Say something nice for me quickly!
I, Ao Lie, have been worthy of the sky and the earth in my life, if it is because of this, I will be sent to the dragon-killing stage.
Even if I'm a ghost, I'm not reconciled!
Zhou Hao next to him was also very anxious.
Xu Sun Dongliang must be treated now, and Zhou Hao didn't really want to harm Ao Lie, he just wanted him to save Xu Sun Dongliang.
"Yeah, second brother, just give the Dragon King a chance, thanks to him helping us fight off the electric eel just now, otherwise I would be dead right now."
Because Ao Lie was using the speakerphone, Zhou Hao could hear what Erlang Shen said clearly.
"Oh, that's it, that's fine!"
Ao Lie was taken aback, and the beard on his face twitched.
He looked at Erlang Shen who had changed his color.
I fuck.
Don't bring such a thing?
Relational households say hello, you changed your face so quickly?
Isn't this with Zhou Haotie!
but.
Erlang Shen is not a fool.
Ao Lie is a god, Erlang God can find out whether he has scolded Erlang God or not.
So, regarding Zhou Hao fanning the flames, Erlang Shenmener is clear.
No need to check.
He is just a dragon king, he has eaten the heart of a bear, dare to call me the number one general of Nantianmen?
nonexistent.
However, Erlangshen and Zhou Hao have no point in worrying about these things. He is now focused on going down to earth to be a purchasing agent, so he must establish a good relationship with Zhou Hao.
Otherwise, if you go there, you will be born in an unfamiliar place and have no mortal currency.
What can we do then?
steal?
Immortals steal things, that is to eat big karma!
Erlang Shen continued: "Since this is the case, if Zhou Hao intercedes for you, then you will take the blame and do meritorious service, and you must save Zhou Hao's brother."
In this way, Ao Lie thanked him thousands of times, and said some nonsense in the future that he would definitely guard against death, start a new life, and not disgrace the mission entrusted to him by the heavenly court.
suddenly.
Erlangshen said as if remembering something: "By the way, the death penalty is inevitable, but the living penalty is inevitable. Afterwards, you can teach Zhou Hao 500 years of cultivation, there must be no mistakes!"
(End of this chapter)