Chapter 159
The Relatives of King Tota
Chapter 159 The Relatives of King Tota
Seeing the scene in front of him, Lin Fan couldn't help but think of a joke he saw earlier.
Once upon a time there was a rich man who gave birth to a silly son.
This silly son liked to pee in the hole since he was a child.
As a result, one day, he accidentally pissed into the beehive (the kind of bumble bee in the countryside, which will dig holes in the ground to live in it.)
Then the bumblebee came out and stung him.
After this incident, this silly son never dared to pee in the nest again.
Later, this stupid son grew up, and when it was time to get married and marry a wife, the stupid son looked at his wife and didn't know what to do.
"What are you doing in a daze, come up quickly!"
The daughter-in-law urged anxiously.
"What am I going to do?"
The silly son was at a loss.
The daughter-in-law was a little helpless, so she could only explain:
"that is."
"I don't!"
The silly son refused without hesitation.
"How can we enter the bridal chamber if we don't let go?"
The daughter-in-law said helplessly.
"I'm afraid!"
The silly son still looked worried when he recalled what happened back then.
"What are you afraid of?"
The daughter-in-law asked curiously, it's too late for other people to be happy when encountering such a thing, this silly boy is actually scared.
"I'm afraid some bees will come out and sting me."
The silly son took a step back and said.
"……"daughter in law.
"No bees!"
"Really? You won't lie to me, will you?"
The silly son said with a face of disbelief.
"We are husband and wife, how could I lie to you, wait for me, I will pee first, and then we will enter the bridal chamber, otherwise I will not be able to control myself after a while..."
The daughter-in-law took out the chamber pot, ready to pee.
At this time, the silly son suddenly pointed at his daughter-in-law and shouted:
"Look, you still want to lie to me. You actually said that there are no bees, so I don't believe you!"
And now Zhao Jun is like a silly daughter educated by Zhu Lian.
"Saint, that, do you want to avoid it, I will take off my clothes..."
Zhao Jun said with some embarrassment.
"Avoid what?"
Zhu Lian said indifferently.
"You are a woman, and I am also a woman. What you have, I have, and mine is bigger than yours."
"..." Zhao Jun.
"There's no need for him to avoid it. After a while, the two of you will be honest with each other anyway. If you feel embarrassed, let him undress you."
Zhu Lian pointed at Lin Fan and said.
This idea is good, Lin Fan thinks that what he is best at is taking off women's clothes, he can even undo women's veils with one hand.
It's not that Lin Fan is so awesome, it's just that he practiced a lot and practice makes perfect.
Fart, weren't you a street-crazy author without a girlfriend in your previous life?
It is precisely because I don't have a girlfriend that I can unscrupulously go to the club for health care.
Of course, Lin Fan's ability to remove the mask with one hand is useless at this time, after all, there is no mask in this era.
In this era without hoods, Lin Fan suddenly discovered a huge business opportunity.
He is not interested in steamed buns, but simply wants to provide some benefits to the vast number of female friends in ancient times.
"Do you want to help him heal?"
Seeing that Zhao Jun was still shy, Zhu Lian couldn't help being anxious at this moment.
"miss you!"
Zhao Jun said without hesitation.
"Then still not taking off?"
Zhu Lian urged.
Zhao Jun took a deep look at Lin Fan next to her. Lin Fan knew that she was shy, so he turned around very understandingly at this moment.
Anyway, he can see it later, and he is not in a hurry.
Zhao Jun gently unbuttoned her coat. I have to say that the ancient clothes are really complicated, and it is really complicated to take them off.
Zhu Lian looked at Zhao Jun in front of him, with some surprise in his eyes, and said:
"I really can't see that you are only this age, but you already have this size."
To be honest, Zhao Jun has always had some psychological burden for her growing up so big. Everyone has everyone's troubles.
Zhao Jun said with some distress.
Zhu Lian was amused by what Zhao Jun said, and she shook her head.
This unmarried girl is really good, even if she is old. Unlike herself, she seems to be drooping a little.
"Silly boy, it's too late for others to envy you, but you are troubled by it."
Zhu Lian shook his head and said:
"Tell you, men like big ones the most, and the bigger they are, the more they like them."
"really?"
Zhao Jun still lacks knowledge in this area.
"Of course, back then, your mother's empress was because of..."
Zhu Lian stopped in the middle of her speech. As an elder, she was still a little embarrassed to say this to these juniors.
"Okay, hurry up..."
Zhu Lian changed the subject and said.
Before the words were finished, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Xiao Bai pushed the door from the outside and walked in.
"Yes... sorry, I... I went to the wrong room."
Xiaobai backed away in fright.
Zhu Lian was a little embarrassed. Now, his fame in the first life was really ruined.
Zhao Jun also hurriedly put on her clothes again.
"Xiaobai, what's the matter?"
Zhao Jun tidied up her clothes, and then said to the maid outside.
"Your Highness, the official family has sent people over, and it seems that they want to arrest you and send you to the Kingdom of Jin for marriage."
Xiao Bai said to Zhao Jun outside.
"what?"
Zhao Jun was stunned. Didn't it mean that Jin Guo was about to attack?Why do you still want to catch yourself?
"I don't know exactly what happened. Your Highness, those guards are coming soon. You should hurry up and run for your lives."
Xiaobai said in a hasty tone.
I have to say that Xiaobai is really loyal to protect the Lord. She had already run out, but after hearing the news, she took a shortcut and told Zhao Jun the news immediately.
Zhao Jun's face was a little ugly. At this moment, she felt like an abandoned child, an abandoned child who was abandoned by others.
(It is agreed to add more, and there will be another update in a while.)
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the scene in front of him, Lin Fan couldn't help but think of a joke he saw earlier.
Once upon a time there was a rich man who gave birth to a silly son.
This silly son liked to pee in the hole since he was a child.
As a result, one day, he accidentally pissed into the beehive (the kind of bumble bee in the countryside, which will dig holes in the ground to live in it.)
Then the bumblebee came out and stung him.
After this incident, this silly son never dared to pee in the nest again.
Later, this stupid son grew up, and when it was time to get married and marry a wife, the stupid son looked at his wife and didn't know what to do.
"What are you doing in a daze, come up quickly!"
The daughter-in-law urged anxiously.
"What am I going to do?"
The silly son was at a loss.
The daughter-in-law was a little helpless, so she could only explain:
"that is."
"I don't!"
The silly son refused without hesitation.
"How can we enter the bridal chamber if we don't let go?"
The daughter-in-law said helplessly.
"I'm afraid!"
The silly son still looked worried when he recalled what happened back then.
"What are you afraid of?"
The daughter-in-law asked curiously, it's too late for other people to be happy when encountering such a thing, this silly boy is actually scared.
"I'm afraid some bees will come out and sting me."
The silly son took a step back and said.
"……"daughter in law.
"No bees!"
"Really? You won't lie to me, will you?"
The silly son said with a face of disbelief.
"We are husband and wife, how could I lie to you, wait for me, I will pee first, and then we will enter the bridal chamber, otherwise I will not be able to control myself after a while..."
The daughter-in-law took out the chamber pot, ready to pee.
At this time, the silly son suddenly pointed at his daughter-in-law and shouted:
"Look, you still want to lie to me. You actually said that there are no bees, so I don't believe you!"
And now Zhao Jun is like a silly daughter educated by Zhu Lian.
"Saint, that, do you want to avoid it, I will take off my clothes..."
Zhao Jun said with some embarrassment.
"Avoid what?"
Zhu Lian said indifferently.
"You are a woman, and I am also a woman. What you have, I have, and mine is bigger than yours."
"..." Zhao Jun.
"There's no need for him to avoid it. After a while, the two of you will be honest with each other anyway. If you feel embarrassed, let him undress you."
Zhu Lian pointed at Lin Fan and said.
This idea is good, Lin Fan thinks that what he is best at is taking off women's clothes, he can even undo women's veils with one hand.
It's not that Lin Fan is so awesome, it's just that he practiced a lot and practice makes perfect.
Fart, weren't you a street-crazy author without a girlfriend in your previous life?
It is precisely because I don't have a girlfriend that I can unscrupulously go to the club for health care.
Of course, Lin Fan's ability to remove the mask with one hand is useless at this time, after all, there is no mask in this era.
In this era without hoods, Lin Fan suddenly discovered a huge business opportunity.
He is not interested in steamed buns, but simply wants to provide some benefits to the vast number of female friends in ancient times.
"Do you want to help him heal?"
Seeing that Zhao Jun was still shy, Zhu Lian couldn't help being anxious at this moment.
"miss you!"
Zhao Jun said without hesitation.
"Then still not taking off?"
Zhu Lian urged.
Zhao Jun took a deep look at Lin Fan next to her. Lin Fan knew that she was shy, so he turned around very understandingly at this moment.
Anyway, he can see it later, and he is not in a hurry.
Zhao Jun gently unbuttoned her coat. I have to say that the ancient clothes are really complicated, and it is really complicated to take them off.
Zhu Lian looked at Zhao Jun in front of him, with some surprise in his eyes, and said:
"I really can't see that you are only this age, but you already have this size."
To be honest, Zhao Jun has always had some psychological burden for her growing up so big. Everyone has everyone's troubles.
Zhao Jun said with some distress.
Zhu Lian was amused by what Zhao Jun said, and she shook her head.
This unmarried girl is really good, even if she is old. Unlike herself, she seems to be drooping a little.
"Silly boy, it's too late for others to envy you, but you are troubled by it."
Zhu Lian shook his head and said:
"Tell you, men like big ones the most, and the bigger they are, the more they like them."
"really?"
Zhao Jun still lacks knowledge in this area.
"Of course, back then, your mother's empress was because of..."
Zhu Lian stopped in the middle of her speech. As an elder, she was still a little embarrassed to say this to these juniors.
"Okay, hurry up..."
Zhu Lian changed the subject and said.
Before the words were finished, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Xiao Bai pushed the door from the outside and walked in.
"Yes... sorry, I... I went to the wrong room."
Xiaobai backed away in fright.
Zhu Lian was a little embarrassed. Now, his fame in the first life was really ruined.
Zhao Jun also hurriedly put on her clothes again.
"Xiaobai, what's the matter?"
Zhao Jun tidied up her clothes, and then said to the maid outside.
"Your Highness, the official family has sent people over, and it seems that they want to arrest you and send you to the Kingdom of Jin for marriage."
Xiao Bai said to Zhao Jun outside.
"what?"
Zhao Jun was stunned. Didn't it mean that Jin Guo was about to attack?Why do you still want to catch yourself?
"I don't know exactly what happened. Your Highness, those guards are coming soon. You should hurry up and run for your lives."
Xiaobai said in a hasty tone.
I have to say that Xiaobai is really loyal to protect the Lord. She had already run out, but after hearing the news, she took a shortcut and told Zhao Jun the news immediately.
Zhao Jun's face was a little ugly. At this moment, she felt like an abandoned child, an abandoned child who was abandoned by others.
(It is agreed to add more, and there will be another update in a while.)
(End of this chapter)