Chapter 241
Thai Massage
Chapter 241 Thai Massage
Nonviolent noncooperation.
After Lin Fan violently destroyed Yan Simin's beloved horse, the filly finally became honest.
Sure enough, the horse, like its owner, was not honest at all.
It seems that if I want to subdue this Wanyan Simin, I have to defeat her. It is impossible for such a strong woman to be willing to be under others.
Kaifeng City is a thousand miles away from Yingtian Mansion, and Wanyan Simin led the light cavalry of the Kingdom of Jin, who can run three hundred miles a day. Of course, the legendary sweat horse can travel thousands of miles a day, which is naturally exaggerated.
Wanyan Simin's filly had a broad back, and it was quite comfortable to ride on, but Lin Fan also felt a little uncomfortable as he drove along in a hurry.
At night, everyone rested at the foot of a mountain. Wanyan Simin was very particular about where he chose to set up camp, away from the woods, to prevent the enemy from using fire.
It's still far away from Yingtian Mansion, Wanyan Simin is still relatively relaxed, so she specially came to see Lin Fan during dinner at night.
"How are you?"
Wanyan Simin asked.
Lin Fan looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, smiled and said:
"Fortunately, it's just that I have ridden a horse for a day, and my buttocks and waist hurt a little."
Wanyan Simin heard what Lin Fan said, and said:
"You Song people are hypocritical."
Lin Fan pointed to Wanyan Simin and said:
"I didn't say that you shouldn't ride a horse all the time, you see your ass is getting bigger."
Wanyan Simin couldn't help being stunned when she heard what Lin Fan said.
She couldn't help but look down, is it big?
It does seem to be a little bigger than before.
But doesn't it mean that men like big butts?
It is said that women with big buttocks are better at giving birth.
"I want you to take care of it!"
Wanyan Simin glared at Lin Fan and said coquettishly.
Lin Fan said with a smile:
"You are going to become my Mrs. Yazhai, so naturally I will take care of you."
Wanyan Simin glanced at Lin Fan, and said coquettishly:
"It's not certain who will win and who will lose."
Lin Fan said with a smile:
"In order to make you my Mrs. Yazhai, I will definitely find a way to win."
Wanyan Simin frowned slightly, Lin Fan's words reminded her that she still had to be careful that Lin Fan would secretly tip off the other party.
But Wanyan Simin was relieved immediately, even if Lin Fan wanted to tip off the news, the other party had to believe it.
Wanyan Simin didn't know at this time that Lin Fan actually knew the other party.
"Then I'll wait!"
Wanyan Simin snorted softly, turned and left.
Lin Fan shouted at Wanyan Simin's back:
"Actually, I know Thai massage, which can significantly lift my buttocks. Do you want to try it?"
Wanyan Simin sped up his feet, this bastard, if something came into his mouth, his taste would definitely change.
Lin Fan looked at Wanyan Simin's fleeing figure, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful, it seemed that he was going to sleep alone again tonight.
Only now did Lin Fan understand why ancient people were so able to give birth, and each household had several children.
There is really nothing to do at night, in order to save candles, I can only go to bed early.
It's just that although people in ancient times had a high fertility rate, they had a high survival rate, which is why the population of the Celestial Dynasty did not grow explosively.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the survival rate was quite high, directly making the Celestial Dynasty the most populous country.
Lin Fan lay in the tent and soon fell into a dream.
In the middle of the night, Lin Fan was suddenly awakened by a rustling sound.
Now Lin Fan is an eighth-rank master with keen perception, and even the slightest sound can't escape Lin Fan's perception. Although the rustling sound is not loud, Lin Fan still caught it.
Lin Fan opened his eyes, but he didn't get up, he wanted to see who dared to break into his camp at night, was it because he was planning to harm himself?
Footsteps approached, and soon, the curtain of the tent was lifted, and a black figure groped towards him.
When she was about to get close to Lin Fan, Lin Fan suddenly got up from the bed and stretched out his hand to grab the other's neck.
"ah!"
The other party let out an exclamation.
Is it a woman?
Lin Fan hastily withdrew his strength, but quickly lit the torch next to him.
"How did you come?"
Lin Fan looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
This person is obviously Liu Haocun.
During the day, Lin Fan saw Liu Haocun sneaking into the Jin Army's team, but he didn't expect that he would suddenly appear in his tent again.
"Brother Lin, I'm here to take care of you!"
Liu Haocun's beautiful big eyes seemed to be shining, looking at Lin Fan at this time, his eyes were full of joy.
Lin Fan was still about to say something, when suddenly there were footsteps outside.
Obviously, Liu Haocun's exclamation just now attracted the soldiers outside.
Liu Haocun felt a little guilty, and said to Lin Fan:
"I'm sorry Brother Lin, I have caused you trouble!"
Lin Fan waved his hand and said:
"Don't talk so much, just hide it first."
But where to hide, there is nothing in this tent, let alone hide, the only place where people can hide, should be in Lin Fan's bed.
"I'm wronging you first!"
As Lin Fan said, he hugged Liu Haocun and got into his bed.
Just after Lin Fan finished this set of movements, soldiers rushed in immediately.
"Someone screamed just now, did it come from you?"
The leading soldier looked at Lin Fan and said with an unkind expression.
This group of soldiers didn't have a good impression of Lin Fan. After all, Lin Fan was from the Song Dynasty, but he was hanging out with the goddess in their hearts, and they were very resentful.
If Wanyan Simin hadn't been on the sidelines, this group of animals would have been at a disadvantage to Lin Fan long ago.
Especially now that Lin Fan is dressed in Tsing Yi, he looks like a frail scholar who knows nothing.
Jin people are martial arts, and they look down on Lin Fan, a scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken.
"It's not on my side, I'm also a candle that was only lit when I heard the scream!"
Lin Fan pretended to have just opened his sleepy eyes, and said to the person in front of him with an innocent face:
"What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Before the man could say anything, the tent was lifted again, and Wanyan Simin walked in from the outside.
(End of this chapter)
Nonviolent noncooperation.
After Lin Fan violently destroyed Yan Simin's beloved horse, the filly finally became honest.
Sure enough, the horse, like its owner, was not honest at all.
It seems that if I want to subdue this Wanyan Simin, I have to defeat her. It is impossible for such a strong woman to be willing to be under others.
Kaifeng City is a thousand miles away from Yingtian Mansion, and Wanyan Simin led the light cavalry of the Kingdom of Jin, who can run three hundred miles a day. Of course, the legendary sweat horse can travel thousands of miles a day, which is naturally exaggerated.
Wanyan Simin's filly had a broad back, and it was quite comfortable to ride on, but Lin Fan also felt a little uncomfortable as he drove along in a hurry.
At night, everyone rested at the foot of a mountain. Wanyan Simin was very particular about where he chose to set up camp, away from the woods, to prevent the enemy from using fire.
It's still far away from Yingtian Mansion, Wanyan Simin is still relatively relaxed, so she specially came to see Lin Fan during dinner at night.
"How are you?"
Wanyan Simin asked.
Lin Fan looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, smiled and said:
"Fortunately, it's just that I have ridden a horse for a day, and my buttocks and waist hurt a little."
Wanyan Simin heard what Lin Fan said, and said:
"You Song people are hypocritical."
Lin Fan pointed to Wanyan Simin and said:
"I didn't say that you shouldn't ride a horse all the time, you see your ass is getting bigger."
Wanyan Simin couldn't help being stunned when she heard what Lin Fan said.
She couldn't help but look down, is it big?
It does seem to be a little bigger than before.
But doesn't it mean that men like big butts?
It is said that women with big buttocks are better at giving birth.
"I want you to take care of it!"
Wanyan Simin glared at Lin Fan and said coquettishly.
Lin Fan said with a smile:
"You are going to become my Mrs. Yazhai, so naturally I will take care of you."
Wanyan Simin glanced at Lin Fan, and said coquettishly:
"It's not certain who will win and who will lose."
Lin Fan said with a smile:
"In order to make you my Mrs. Yazhai, I will definitely find a way to win."
Wanyan Simin frowned slightly, Lin Fan's words reminded her that she still had to be careful that Lin Fan would secretly tip off the other party.
But Wanyan Simin was relieved immediately, even if Lin Fan wanted to tip off the news, the other party had to believe it.
Wanyan Simin didn't know at this time that Lin Fan actually knew the other party.
"Then I'll wait!"
Wanyan Simin snorted softly, turned and left.
Lin Fan shouted at Wanyan Simin's back:
"Actually, I know Thai massage, which can significantly lift my buttocks. Do you want to try it?"
Wanyan Simin sped up his feet, this bastard, if something came into his mouth, his taste would definitely change.
Lin Fan looked at Wanyan Simin's fleeing figure, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful, it seemed that he was going to sleep alone again tonight.
Only now did Lin Fan understand why ancient people were so able to give birth, and each household had several children.
There is really nothing to do at night, in order to save candles, I can only go to bed early.
It's just that although people in ancient times had a high fertility rate, they had a high survival rate, which is why the population of the Celestial Dynasty did not grow explosively.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the survival rate was quite high, directly making the Celestial Dynasty the most populous country.
Lin Fan lay in the tent and soon fell into a dream.
In the middle of the night, Lin Fan was suddenly awakened by a rustling sound.
Now Lin Fan is an eighth-rank master with keen perception, and even the slightest sound can't escape Lin Fan's perception. Although the rustling sound is not loud, Lin Fan still caught it.
Lin Fan opened his eyes, but he didn't get up, he wanted to see who dared to break into his camp at night, was it because he was planning to harm himself?
Footsteps approached, and soon, the curtain of the tent was lifted, and a black figure groped towards him.
When she was about to get close to Lin Fan, Lin Fan suddenly got up from the bed and stretched out his hand to grab the other's neck.
"ah!"
The other party let out an exclamation.
Is it a woman?
Lin Fan hastily withdrew his strength, but quickly lit the torch next to him.
"How did you come?"
Lin Fan looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
This person is obviously Liu Haocun.
During the day, Lin Fan saw Liu Haocun sneaking into the Jin Army's team, but he didn't expect that he would suddenly appear in his tent again.
"Brother Lin, I'm here to take care of you!"
Liu Haocun's beautiful big eyes seemed to be shining, looking at Lin Fan at this time, his eyes were full of joy.
Lin Fan was still about to say something, when suddenly there were footsteps outside.
Obviously, Liu Haocun's exclamation just now attracted the soldiers outside.
Liu Haocun felt a little guilty, and said to Lin Fan:
"I'm sorry Brother Lin, I have caused you trouble!"
Lin Fan waved his hand and said:
"Don't talk so much, just hide it first."
But where to hide, there is nothing in this tent, let alone hide, the only place where people can hide, should be in Lin Fan's bed.
"I'm wronging you first!"
As Lin Fan said, he hugged Liu Haocun and got into his bed.
Just after Lin Fan finished this set of movements, soldiers rushed in immediately.
"Someone screamed just now, did it come from you?"
The leading soldier looked at Lin Fan and said with an unkind expression.
This group of soldiers didn't have a good impression of Lin Fan. After all, Lin Fan was from the Song Dynasty, but he was hanging out with the goddess in their hearts, and they were very resentful.
If Wanyan Simin hadn't been on the sidelines, this group of animals would have been at a disadvantage to Lin Fan long ago.
Especially now that Lin Fan is dressed in Tsing Yi, he looks like a frail scholar who knows nothing.
Jin people are martial arts, and they look down on Lin Fan, a scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken.
"It's not on my side, I'm also a candle that was only lit when I heard the scream!"
Lin Fan pretended to have just opened his sleepy eyes, and said to the person in front of him with an innocent face:
"What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Before the man could say anything, the tent was lifted again, and Wanyan Simin walked in from the outside.
(End of this chapter)