Chapter 48
Big Liar
Chapter 48 Big Liar
Lin Qian'er also ate a piece of roasted pigeon just now, and after hearing what Fan Jing said, she just felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach.
She also took out ten taels of silver from her purse just now, and originally wanted to buy a pack of medicine powder from this heavenly soldier.
But when he saw the situation in front of him, he suddenly hesitated.
The situation in front of her seemed to be a little bit wrong. Lin Qian'er was a smart person. After all, in the harem, if she wasn't smart, she wouldn't be able to survive.
In the current situation, it is obvious that someone is leading the rhythm.
"Hurry up and help this poor sister."
Qian'er said to Lin Fan.
"That's not good. After all, I'm not familiar with the little lady. If this word reaches the ears of the saint, he will say that she is meddling in her own business..."
Lin Fan pretended to be embarrassed and said.
The last time I wrote a poem to Li Shishi, Zhu Lian took the words to point him out.
"You have upheld justice in this matter, how could the saint be offended?"
Qian'er frowned and said.
"..." Lin Fan.
From this point of view, this matter still needs to be reported to Zhu Lian.
This little spy, when can I instigate her?
Lu Wan'er was already surrounded by everyone, and many people took the opportunity to extort money.
As a woman, Lu Wan'er can open a roasting pigeon shop, so she naturally has a somewhat aggressive personality.
If some hooligans came to make trouble, she would pick up a stick and beat her without saying a word, but the situation in front of her made her somewhat at a loss as to how to deal with it.
These are some of my diners, and they are different from those troublemakers in the past, and I absolutely cannot beat them with my hands.
Lu Wan'er's pretty face was flushed, and she looked very charming. Someone even took the opportunity to touch the little woman's body a few times, but there were too many people, and Lu Wan'er couldn't find out who did it. She couldn't help it. Some anxiously shouted:
"Don't worry, if there is really a problem with the burning of pigeons, I will definitely compensate everyone..."
"Shangxian has already said that. Of course there is a problem. Hurry up and lose money, and then ask Shangxian to clean up the toad spirits in your shop, otherwise we will never come to you to buy roasted pigeons..."
With a smile on Guo Jing's face, this deal is about to close again.
"You seem very happy?"
Lin Fan suddenly asked with a smile.
"Master Tianbing discovered the evil obstacle, detoxified the people, and kept everyone safe. I am very happy in my heart."
Guo Jing looks like a master of Taoism, and seems to be very concerned about the suffering of people's livelihood.
"Really? I hope you can still be so calm after a while."
Lin Fan said with a sneer.
Guo Jing was a little confused for a while, not knowing what Lin Fan wanted to do, but at this moment he saw that Lin Fan had stood up, and he came in front of Fan Jing, and said with an expression of admiration on his face;
"I heard that the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals are so skilled that they are invulnerable to swords, guns, water and fire?"
When Fan Jing heard this, he said triumphantly:
"These are all at your fingertips, calling the wind and calling the rain, spreading beans into soldiers, it's all..."
"Snapped!"
Before Fan Jing finished speaking, Lin Fan slapped him with a slap.
The opponent was just an ordinary person, Lin Fan didn't use his internal strength, but since he got the golden bell cover, Lin Fan's strength has reached the level of a seventh-rank master.
A random slap by a seventh-rank master is not something an ordinary person can bear.
Because of the pain, Fan Jing's face turned red. If he hadn't insisted on pretending to be invulnerable just now, he would definitely yell out in pain.
You mortal, why don't you play your cards according to the routine at all, and dare to make a move when you see the Shangxian.
"Shangxian is really powerful. I just slapped him with all my strength, and I felt like my arm was going to be broken."
Lin Fan said to Fan Jing with an expression of admiration.
Fan Jing had already greeted the eighteen generations of Lin Fan's ancestors in his heart, but when he heard Lin Fan's words, he could only pretend to be calm and say:
"That's natural, you are a mortal body, if you take a few more shots, you may be wiped out..."
"Clap clap clap..."
Before Fan Jing finished speaking, Lin Fan had already slapped him several times.
These few slaps made him feel like his internal organs were dislocated. At this moment, he couldn't control it anymore, and screamed in pain:
"Stop it, don't hit me anymore, it hurts me to death..."
"Huh? Aren't Heavenly Soldiers invulnerable to swords, guns, water and fire?"
Lin Fan asked with a puzzled expression.
"Heavenly soldiers are naturally invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, but this is not the body of a heavenly soldier, so naturally it cannot withstand such a hard beating from you."
Seeing that something was wrong, Guo Jing hurriedly stood up and explained.
Lin Fan nodded, looking suddenly enlightened, and then suddenly said in doubt:
"Since the Heavenly Soldiers didn't come down to earth in their own bodies, how did he get the medicine in his hand?"
There is no strict logic in this kind of thing. Everything is based on the awe of ghosts and gods in the hearts of everyone present. If you think about it carefully, it will naturally be full of loopholes.
Guo Jing could tell at this time that this Lin Fan had obviously come here deliberately to find fault, but he had been cheating for many years, and he had never seen such a big storm, so he immediately said calmly:
"Although the Heavenly Soldiers didn't come down to earth in their own bodies, the things they brought down were celestial medicines..."
"You mean that everything brought by the heavenly soldiers is real?"
Lin Fan interrupted Guo Jing's words.
Guo Jing always felt that what Lin Fan said was a big pitfall, but at this time he couldn't say it was false.
I can only bite the bullet and say:
"Of course it is true, everyone can eat it with confidence, as long as you take the fairy medicine brought by the heavenly soldiers, it will naturally cure your illness and prolong your life..."
"Huh? Why is there a piece of paper in Tianbing's sleeve?"
Lin Fan suddenly took out a piece of paper from Fan Jing's sleeve.
Guo Jing frowned and looked at Fan Jing, Fan Jing looked confused, didn't he have this piece of paper in his hand?He had no idea when this piece of paper got into his sleeve.
Lin Fan held it up, pretending to say:
"Let me see what it says... Guo Jing is a big liar?"
"???" Guo Jing.
"Hugh is talking nonsense."
Guo Jing said angrily:
"This is obviously a blank piece of paper with no words on it. Don't make irresponsible remarks and ruin the reputation of this Dao."
Everyone around also pointed to the white paper in Lin Fan's hand and said:
"That's right, there are no words on it, so don't talk nonsense..."
"Looking at it this way, of course it's gone, but what if it's like this?"
As Lin Fan said, he put the paper in his hand like Guo Jing just now, put it on the fire and roasted it, only to see a few large characters appearing on the paper:
Guo Jing is a big liar.
……
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Lin Qian'er also ate a piece of roasted pigeon just now, and after hearing what Fan Jing said, she just felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach.
She also took out ten taels of silver from her purse just now, and originally wanted to buy a pack of medicine powder from this heavenly soldier.
But when he saw the situation in front of him, he suddenly hesitated.
The situation in front of her seemed to be a little bit wrong. Lin Qian'er was a smart person. After all, in the harem, if she wasn't smart, she wouldn't be able to survive.
In the current situation, it is obvious that someone is leading the rhythm.
"Hurry up and help this poor sister."
Qian'er said to Lin Fan.
"That's not good. After all, I'm not familiar with the little lady. If this word reaches the ears of the saint, he will say that she is meddling in her own business..."
Lin Fan pretended to be embarrassed and said.
The last time I wrote a poem to Li Shishi, Zhu Lian took the words to point him out.
"You have upheld justice in this matter, how could the saint be offended?"
Qian'er frowned and said.
"..." Lin Fan.
From this point of view, this matter still needs to be reported to Zhu Lian.
This little spy, when can I instigate her?
Lu Wan'er was already surrounded by everyone, and many people took the opportunity to extort money.
As a woman, Lu Wan'er can open a roasting pigeon shop, so she naturally has a somewhat aggressive personality.
If some hooligans came to make trouble, she would pick up a stick and beat her without saying a word, but the situation in front of her made her somewhat at a loss as to how to deal with it.
These are some of my diners, and they are different from those troublemakers in the past, and I absolutely cannot beat them with my hands.
Lu Wan'er's pretty face was flushed, and she looked very charming. Someone even took the opportunity to touch the little woman's body a few times, but there were too many people, and Lu Wan'er couldn't find out who did it. She couldn't help it. Some anxiously shouted:
"Don't worry, if there is really a problem with the burning of pigeons, I will definitely compensate everyone..."
"Shangxian has already said that. Of course there is a problem. Hurry up and lose money, and then ask Shangxian to clean up the toad spirits in your shop, otherwise we will never come to you to buy roasted pigeons..."
With a smile on Guo Jing's face, this deal is about to close again.
"You seem very happy?"
Lin Fan suddenly asked with a smile.
"Master Tianbing discovered the evil obstacle, detoxified the people, and kept everyone safe. I am very happy in my heart."
Guo Jing looks like a master of Taoism, and seems to be very concerned about the suffering of people's livelihood.
"Really? I hope you can still be so calm after a while."
Lin Fan said with a sneer.
Guo Jing was a little confused for a while, not knowing what Lin Fan wanted to do, but at this moment he saw that Lin Fan had stood up, and he came in front of Fan Jing, and said with an expression of admiration on his face;
"I heard that the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals are so skilled that they are invulnerable to swords, guns, water and fire?"
When Fan Jing heard this, he said triumphantly:
"These are all at your fingertips, calling the wind and calling the rain, spreading beans into soldiers, it's all..."
"Snapped!"
Before Fan Jing finished speaking, Lin Fan slapped him with a slap.
The opponent was just an ordinary person, Lin Fan didn't use his internal strength, but since he got the golden bell cover, Lin Fan's strength has reached the level of a seventh-rank master.
A random slap by a seventh-rank master is not something an ordinary person can bear.
Because of the pain, Fan Jing's face turned red. If he hadn't insisted on pretending to be invulnerable just now, he would definitely yell out in pain.
You mortal, why don't you play your cards according to the routine at all, and dare to make a move when you see the Shangxian.
"Shangxian is really powerful. I just slapped him with all my strength, and I felt like my arm was going to be broken."
Lin Fan said to Fan Jing with an expression of admiration.
Fan Jing had already greeted the eighteen generations of Lin Fan's ancestors in his heart, but when he heard Lin Fan's words, he could only pretend to be calm and say:
"That's natural, you are a mortal body, if you take a few more shots, you may be wiped out..."
"Clap clap clap..."
Before Fan Jing finished speaking, Lin Fan had already slapped him several times.
These few slaps made him feel like his internal organs were dislocated. At this moment, he couldn't control it anymore, and screamed in pain:
"Stop it, don't hit me anymore, it hurts me to death..."
"Huh? Aren't Heavenly Soldiers invulnerable to swords, guns, water and fire?"
Lin Fan asked with a puzzled expression.
"Heavenly soldiers are naturally invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, but this is not the body of a heavenly soldier, so naturally it cannot withstand such a hard beating from you."
Seeing that something was wrong, Guo Jing hurriedly stood up and explained.
Lin Fan nodded, looking suddenly enlightened, and then suddenly said in doubt:
"Since the Heavenly Soldiers didn't come down to earth in their own bodies, how did he get the medicine in his hand?"
There is no strict logic in this kind of thing. Everything is based on the awe of ghosts and gods in the hearts of everyone present. If you think about it carefully, it will naturally be full of loopholes.
Guo Jing could tell at this time that this Lin Fan had obviously come here deliberately to find fault, but he had been cheating for many years, and he had never seen such a big storm, so he immediately said calmly:
"Although the Heavenly Soldiers didn't come down to earth in their own bodies, the things they brought down were celestial medicines..."
"You mean that everything brought by the heavenly soldiers is real?"
Lin Fan interrupted Guo Jing's words.
Guo Jing always felt that what Lin Fan said was a big pitfall, but at this time he couldn't say it was false.
I can only bite the bullet and say:
"Of course it is true, everyone can eat it with confidence, as long as you take the fairy medicine brought by the heavenly soldiers, it will naturally cure your illness and prolong your life..."
"Huh? Why is there a piece of paper in Tianbing's sleeve?"
Lin Fan suddenly took out a piece of paper from Fan Jing's sleeve.
Guo Jing frowned and looked at Fan Jing, Fan Jing looked confused, didn't he have this piece of paper in his hand?He had no idea when this piece of paper got into his sleeve.
Lin Fan held it up, pretending to say:
"Let me see what it says... Guo Jing is a big liar?"
"???" Guo Jing.
"Hugh is talking nonsense."
Guo Jing said angrily:
"This is obviously a blank piece of paper with no words on it. Don't make irresponsible remarks and ruin the reputation of this Dao."
Everyone around also pointed to the white paper in Lin Fan's hand and said:
"That's right, there are no words on it, so don't talk nonsense..."
"Looking at it this way, of course it's gone, but what if it's like this?"
As Lin Fan said, he put the paper in his hand like Guo Jing just now, put it on the fire and roasted it, only to see a few large characters appearing on the paper:
Guo Jing is a big liar.
……
Sorry for the late update.
Join the group: 588598117 is already full, the second group is 561663731
(End of this chapter)