Chapter 62

Flying Mantis: Sigh, Life

Chapter 62 Flying Mantis: Sigh, Life

"Be good and don't move, it'll be over in a minute."

The treatment plan itself isn't difficult; the main challenge lies in whether the patient cooperates.

Although this Oddish is a bit silly, it can at least understand human speech and knows what being sent to human territory means.

"Nazor?"

Am I injured? Why don't I feel it?

"Not feeling it is a good thing, sweetie."

If Walking Grass felt pain, it would probably be crying and making a fuss like some of the students' "exam papers" right now.

This isn't just a test for human students; even Chansey has to be tested. At the very least, their proficiency in singing must be sufficient.

Zhu Suihan took a piece of candy from the first-aid kit and handed it to Walking Grass. This weapon for children indeed made Walking Grass sit obediently on the stage, happily savoring its sweetness.

"Great, there's nothing useless in this portable medical kit."

As for the fallen leaves, the Scyther, one of the victims, also sent them over, but their main use was simply to be recycled by Joy Academy as materials.

The only thing that could be saved was the leaf with the huge crack at the top.

He gently rubbed the little belly of the walking grass with his fingertips to further relax her.

Zhu Suihan took out a small airbag, the kind with even lower power than a small hand-cranked fan.

Limit power estimation is essentially like blowing away the dust adhering to the surface of computer components.

After blowing away the dust from the walking grass and its leaves, and confirming that the steps were completed, Zhu Suihan took out the reusable medicine from the medical kit.

That's right, Joy Academy, as one of the owners and manufacturers, has started to equip itself with reusable potions.

Unfortunately, the name of the reusable medicine proposed by Zhu Suihan was not approved, and it was changed to the simplest medicine bottle.

The life-giving water droplets poured downwards, and together with a brush made of insect silk, gently brushed away the sticky dust that the air sacs couldn't handle.

"Nazor~"

The walking grass squinted its eyes, and its two short legs twitched involuntarily, which was somewhat like a dog shaking its legs when it was comfortable.

The effect of the life-giving water droplets is definitely enough, and this is a silly guy who only feels a little itchy even after his leaf was cut.

For this simpleton, Zhu Suihan might really be just tickling him and playing with him.

"I'm convinced."

Thanks to the nourishment of the life-giving water droplets, the leaves of the walking grass have become bright and shiny.

At this stage of treatment, as long as the walking grass is taken outside to fully absorb moonlight, it will grow back in just a few days.

By the way, Oddish are afraid of the sun; they prefer to eat moonlight.

It's also possible to interpret it as a monster that absorbs the essence of the moon.

Zhu Suihan began by preparing a paste of medicine for wounds, then used a small spoon to evenly spread it on the cracks in the leaves, and finally wrapped it with gauze made of insect silk.

Tie a knot, then sprinkle a little bit of life-giving water on it. Once the crack has healed, the insect silk gauze will fall off as the walking grass moves its leaves.

As for the broken leaf section, all we can say is thank you to Mantis for their ten years of dedication and perseverance.

The incision is so smooth that only a little wound spray is needed.

The final step, which is also the one that Zhu Suihan has the leisure to do, is to open a bottle of Moo Moo Milk to supplement the nutrition of Walking Grass.

It's nothing, it's just that the walking grass's body feels soft and squishy, ​​and the texture is quite nice.

"Nazor!"

Just as Walking Grass was about to cheer with joy upon seeing the milk, Zhu Suihan pressed his forehead down.

"Sit still, or there won't be any more milk."

"Nazor".

The walking grass instantly became obedient, its little eyes fixed intently on the bottle of Moo Moo Milk, perfectly embodying the phrase "longing with anticipation."

"That's right, that's a good girl."

Zhu Suihan nodded in satisfaction and patiently fed the walking grass with a small spoon, occasionally scraping away any milk that leaked from the corner of its mouth.

"Nazor~"

After finishing the drink, the walking grass seemed a little unsatisfied. It used the tip of its leaf to stir the milk bottle, then put it in its mouth and sucked on it, making a smacking sound.

Not a single piece of food should be wasted, let alone a rare delicacy!

"teacher."

Zhu Suihan raised his hand to indicate that his treatment was over.

"Excellent grades, that's good enough."

The teacher nodded in encouragement; he remembered Zhu Suihan, or rather, he remembered his grades.

Thanks to science and technology far surpassing modern civilization, and with a smaller student population than in Zhu Suihan's previous life, management will also be more different.

Joy Academy meticulously compiles and organizes each student's grades, serving as supplementary evidence for future specialization selection, and also updates student performance evaluations in real time.

During the cocoon suturing surgery, the teacher in charge of the assessment added a comment to Zhu Suihan's evaluation: "The technical details need to be improved."

Judging from the treatment of Oddish, the other party has indeed put effort into improving this aspect.

The treatment of that silk gauze was so perfect that no one could see any flaws.

"That Scyther is still waiting outside. Take the Oddish out to it, and Scyther will take this little guy back."

Zhu Suihan nodded, let the walking grass stand on his palm, and slowly walked out of the teaching building.

It can only be said that this weight is even less than that of one's own incense burner.

However, when the topic of incense burners came up, Zhu Suihan's expression became somewhat strange.

If things continue to develop as they should, the functions of your incense burner will definitely increase.

Will it eventually develop into the base vehicle system in Red Alert?

It starts with a single field, expanding on the spot into a large, complete laboratory, complete with various ecological facilities.

In the future, when you go to the wilderness, while others are still using a package deal like a campfire and sleeping bag, Zhu Suihan will simply throw the incense burner on the ground and be able to enjoy a bath while drinking coffee and listening to music ten minutes later.

Well, that adds another motivation to make money.

Zhu Suihan looked at the environment outside the teaching building and fell silent.

Where is the mantis?

Wasn't it agreed that I would wait for Walking Grass outside, or did the teacher tell me the wrong thing?

"Hiss."

Zhu Suihan:?

The white-haired monkey turned its head to look at the tree next to it, which was the source of the sound.

Bamboo saw the tree first, and then the flying praying mantis.

The other person's gaze was complicated.

Watching the Oddish bounce around in Zhu Suihan's hands and greet him, Scyther felt as if he were looking at the karmic debts he hadn't yet repaid in his past life.

Family members, does anyone understand?

Zhu Suihan rubbed her eyes with her other hand to make sure she wasn't seeing things.

I didn't even notice where the Scyther was right away. Its ability to assimilate with nature is terrifying.

"Walking Grass is fine, or rather, he seemed perfectly fine before the treatment."

Scyther nodded; he agreed.

Who would take a wounded soldier to find someone to treat him, and along the way the wounded soldier would ask you, "Brother, what do you usually eat?" or "Do you like to bask in the moonlight?"

"I'll leave the rest to you."

Zhu Suihan placed the Oddish on Scyther's shoulder, but still couldn't suppress her curiosity.

"Dude, by the way, is your ability innate or something you developed through training?"

"Hiss."

"The day after tomorrow? Then it seems this is the result of your hard work."

Zhu Suihan's lips twitched. For the first time, he felt that he should equip himself with a thermal imaging device, and it had to be a highly sensitive one at that.

Even a ninja cannot suppress the heat in their body below the limit.

If the machine is powerful enough, it can detect those people in the martial arts world who use the Turtle Breathing Technique to feign death!

The fact that no Scyther was found means that this really wasn't his problem.

Bro, you're using an invisibility cheat, aren't you?

Let's shut it down, it's pointless.

"Um, just a casual question, do you live in the academy all the time, or do you just like the environment here and cultivate a bit when you pass by?"

The Flying Mantis shook its head and pointed to the back mountain.

"Oh, a local Pokémon, that's good."

Zhu Suihan nodded: "Um, would you be interested in learning about night shift security? I think our college's security team needs someone as talented as you."

Those who can spot the flying mantis are probably just superhumans, and their own superhuman abilities must be strong enough.

When this night shift security guard took office, it was truly like a ghost had appeared in the college.

"Hiss?"

Scyther said he didn't know what a night shift security guard was.

"In short, it means to patrol the entire academy and then use your powerful senses to find those with ill intentions."

The dishearteningly high male-to-female ratio and the intense competition among students at Joy College have effectively eliminated the possibility of young couples secretly kissing in the woods.

"It's basically a job that can make money. Whether you want it or not is up to you. There will be lots of good food."

"Nazor!"

When food was mentioned, Scyther didn't react much, but the Oddish on its shoulder got excited.

Delicious, delicious!

Zhu Suihan raised an eyebrow: "Let me put it this way, if you don't have any special requirements for food, but you become a night shift security guard, you'll have access to harder materials."

"It will definitely take the sharpness of your hands to the next level."

You're after strength, right? Then I'll cater to that!

"Hiss!"

Scyther fell for it, saying it would seriously consider returning Oddish.

Zhu Suihan waved to the two unlucky guys as they walked away, then paused subconsciously for a moment.

In principle, the only unfortunate creature that should have gone far away was the Scyther.

Oddish, that silly goose, didn't even realize he was injured. Instead, he happily ate a piece of candy, drank a bottle of milk, and took a short trip with his arm around Scyther's shoulder.

The world where only Scyther is injured has been achieved.

"We still need to be careful around these guys who don't really stand out."

Lacking a sense of presence might be a self-deprecating term in terms of interpersonal relationships.

But in combat, this is called an assassin's advanced stealth technique.

As Zhu Suihan walked along the road, he whistled at a Pidgey bird resting on a tree branch, and received a response from the bird flapping its wings twice.

"It's a good thing you're not wearing a bear costume."

If someone dressed as a bear were to do this with their own arms, Zhu Suihan might have to consider running away.

That's a signal that the other party is about to commit an extremely violent act, saying "I'm going to crush you."

In ordinary attire, Xiong Zhu Suihan might still have the confidence to fight back against his opponent.

If Tapu Kuma, the only true god in Alola, really exists, then there might be a way.

Zhu Suihan promised to take out the energy cube he made from ten-year-old tree fruit as quickly as possible and throw it into the other party's mouth so that Xiongxiong could taste some sweetness.

Treat the bear as the leader of the Green Era, and the energy cube is the "treasure" that can quell the leader's anger.

(End of this chapter)