Chapter 85
The Magikarp of Ancient Times
Chapter 85 The Magikarp of Ancient Times
"Although I know you two are deliberately ignoring me, your acting skills are just too weak. Remember to improve your acting skills next time."
Zhu Suihan wiped his face, at least making sure he could see the road clearly.
"I'm going to take a shower, you guys keep playing."
After Zhu Suihan left, Chenglong began to clean up the mess in the courtyard, washing all the cream with water onto the green areas, which could be considered a small way to supplement the plants with nutrients.
"Huh?"
How come you can't control this move?
"Milu".
Little Fairy shook her head and waved her little arms twice.
Normally, she wouldn't be able to maintain this move for that long, but seeing that the trainer didn't move at all, her competitive spirit was immediately aroused.
If the moves continue, will I lose control?
No, I can control myself!
Only by doing what others cannot can one truly demonstrate the nature of a great emperor!
Then things went wrong.
It may have been a disaster, but at least the outcome was good.
Little Fairy felt that her control over this move had improved to a higher level, at least she could last longer than when she secretly trained.
If I bury the trainer again, I guarantee I'll be able to use this move perfectly, turning it into a recoil-free cream machine gun.
Does not turning it off mean it's dead?
That's right, I've kept it on the whole time!
After observing the courtyard and confirming that it was clean, Chenglong turned to comfort Xiaoxiannai, saying that it was actually quite good enough.
If this were a story told by a trainer, you'd be just like those prodigies who could lift a tripod at three and carry a mountain at five. Don't put too much pressure on yourself.
At least in terms of competitiveness, Cheng Long himself doesn't seem to feel anything special.
She doesn't like fighting, but if she encounters enemies while carrying Zhu Suihan and Xiaoxiannai, she will definitely take action.
When faced with a villainous extra that trainers talk about, she will fight with all her might without hesitation, just like she did in Azalea Town.
Because she wants to protect her trainer.
But now things are different. Lapras suddenly finds that it seems like it doesn't need to protect its trainer anymore, and can even take care of the battles for them.
I'm retired!
Rather than saying that Chenglong is now the exclusive means of transportation on the family's waterways, it would be more accurate to say that Chenglong is currently a fun-loving dragon with a foodie nature.
What?
I heard the trainer was drowned in cream?
Wait a minute, let me come over and spray some water gun to join in the fun!
"What are you two talking about?"
Zhu Suihan came out wearing a bathrobe and drying her hair.
"To be fair, although the process was a bit messy, the final result was still good."
That move still had significant flaws, but judging from the energy readings, Xiaoxiannai's success was due not only to the energy cube but also, and perhaps more importantly, to her own hard work.
What Emperor's Path or Cream Fruit Mythical Beast? These are all just nonsense that Zhu Suihan spouts off, all to instill confidence in Little Fairy Milk.
What truly made her strong was her drive and will to practice making cream by hand even on the road.
Of course, the two modes of transportation, Chenglong and Zhusuihan, which come with their own cushioned seats, also deserve credit.
Stand by the trainers and the big sister, and together with them, climb to the top of the world and earn the title of Dessert Emperor!
Stand beside them, not behind them!
Come on!
Zhu Suihan held the little fairy in her hands and examined it.
"Maybe you'll be able to produce spicy cream someday."
Don't ask, the answer is simply that the flame of will is burning.
If this were the site of a five-village brawl, a man with a watermelon-shaped haircut and a green bodysuit would give a thumbs-up, flashing his bright teeth in a smile.
This is the burning passion of youth!
"Milu~"
Little Fairy Milk melted into a puddle and stuck to Zhu Suihan's palm, revealing a squinting smile of ultimate comfort.
"You cleaned the area outside the courtyard, didn't you? Thank you for your hard work."
Zhu Suihan placed the little fairy on his head and patted Chenglong's neck.
"You're reliable enough. If we ignore the fact that you tried to hit me with a water gun earlier, you'd be even more reliable."
"Ugh!"
Chenglong's tone was serious; how could such a matter be ignored!
Is it reliable to give your trainer a water gun? Is it fun?
"I cleaned up the cream on the road after I went inside, and then I took a shower."
Lapras immediately lost the idea of giving Zhu Suihan a beating. If the trainer could see the results of her hard work at a glance, then she should also protect the trainer's hard work.
Ok?
Chenglong suddenly looked at Zhu Suihan in shock: "Huh?"
If you calculate the time, you only spent a little time cleaning and taking a shower.
You're wearing a bathrobe, and you've definitely washed your clothes, but are you sure you've washed off the cream all over your body?
"Excluding special cases, this is the normal showering speed for men, although it's not as exaggerated as depicted on comedy channels on TV."
Both Chenglong and Xiaoxiannai were very curious about what was abnormal.
"Simple, just go to a place with relatively little water and train there for four or five days."
Let alone taking a bath, even washing your face is a luxury.
When you get back, you'll find that you have to wash your nails very carefully, otherwise they'll definitely look dirty.
Chenglong skillfully turned on the TV, and Xiaoxiannai jumped down, just as expertly switching the channel to the League of Legends competition, watching the battle with great interest.
Zhu Suihan waved to Chenglong, and only after the latter's big head came closer did Zhu Suihan speak while holding the energy detector.
"This thing works well, but it's really just a combat capability testing machine; it's hard to use in actual combat."
This isn't like those power level detectors in Dragon Ball; wearing it on your ear won't affect your combat ability.
It might feel a bit uncomfortable when the numbers explode.
"So I plan to modify this thing, to make it usable in combat."
Bamboo, in the cold of winter, spoke silently in its heart.
Exchange for the Spirit Controller Modification Template.
Insufficient research points to redeem.
?
Zhu Suihan was somewhat surprised. He hadn't seen the phrase "insufficient research points" for a while. It seemed that he still didn't have enough "achievement points" to spare.
"Huh?"
Chenglong wondered, "You're not really planning to take on all the responsibility of fighting, are you?"
"No, this is an emergency plan, specifically designed for certain special groups of people, of course I'm not talking about the villains."
Zhu Suihan said, "If nothing unexpected happens, we will frequently encounter people with that kind of trait in the future, so it's good to have a backup plan."
"It's a bit of a pity, but right now I can't even get close to anyone with this registration."
At least a simp can meet his goddess when he delivers breakfast.
Lapras sounded a bit strange. Could it be related to that Gigantamax thing the trainer mentioned?
"That's none of our business, and there are things that can specifically deal with that kind of power."
Zhu Suihan laughed and said, "Anyway, you don't need to worry about the things I told you. Someone will take care of them. I was just telling you about some interesting things from other regions."
Looks like I'll have to earn a good amount of research points again, and see if I can get the kind of blueprints that Zhu Suihan wants.
Now he suddenly envies the kind of setting where you can spend money to gamble for blueprints. He's not short of money right now, and he can always get something useful to accumulate interest.
"Waaah."
Chenglong nudged Zhu Suihan's shoulder, gesturing for him to look at the snacks on the table used for watching TV shows, as well as the energy cubes made from normal tree fruits.
"Hmm, you mean the matter that old man Yulong mentioned?"
Zhu Suihan stroked his chin: "It doesn't seem to be working. The reason why Magikarp became weaker is easy to explain. It's just that it focused all its racial inheritance on survival, and then there's no explanation for other aspects."
The principle of "use it or lose it" applies here. If a race survives for several major eras, future generations will be able to clearly perceive the changes.
In my memory, there was an anime from a certain generation where there was a sister pair of Magikarp and Feebas. Ash challenged them and apparently lost.
Well, it's normal for Ash to fail the challenge.
It can easily defeat the Pyramid Pharaoh, and it can also lose to Shuu, who just got his partner Snivy. It would be no problem to use the duality of the divine and the demonic to label Ash.
"We can try a different approach."
Zhu Suihan shifted to a more comfortable position and leaned back on the sofa.
I want to know how the Magikarp lived in ancient times.
[Research points reached, redeeming now]
Zhu Suihan felt a momentary blur in his surroundings, and when his eyes could see clearly again, all he could see was blue.
He's in the water, but he can't tell if it's salty or fresh.
Zhu Suihan:?
He felt much shorter, and the angle of view was strange.
Wait, first-person perspective viewing?
Zhu Suihan quickly realized what had happened and marveled at how clever his cheat was.
I never imagined that besides methods like memory bread that directly input knowledge, there would be a way to directly play ancient short films for you.
This is the most effective method.
Transform into Magikarp!
I'm going to be a jerk for a while today!
Although his own perspective remained unchanged, the sensation of the flowing water made Zhu Suihan realize that he not only shared the same perspective as Magikarp, but also the same physical sensations.
"It feels a bit like having a second body."
Suddenly, Magikarp moved. It charged straight upwards, its movement pattern similar to Gyarados's Dragon Dance in the Great Lake, and its speed was almost the same!
If Gyarados is a sea monster soaring straight into the sky, then Magikarp is a swift and powerful sea mine!
boom!
The cannonball was fired, and the carp leaped out of the water. Zhu Suihan felt himself open his mouth and spit out a thick stream of water, which hit the Muck Eagle that was holding a string of tree fruits in mid-air!
Bamboo in the Cold: Huh?
Seriously, unbelievable, is this a Magikarp?
Staraptor cried out in pain after being suddenly attacked, and the berry in its mouth fell out naturally. Magikarp, transformed into a hamster, opened its mouth and swallowed it, then swam towards the depths of the water.
The Staraptor probably used some kind of flying-type move, like a wing attack, to cut off a branch, presumably to take the full load of berries back with it to enjoy.
Then, it was snatched away by "itself".
Magikarp was eating its last berry when it spotted a rampaging Kingler out of the corner of its eye. It immediately swung its tail and charged over, slamming one of Kingler's large pincers off the crab when it was off guard.
According to the rules of the martial arts world, one must dodge an attack without killing the other.
Leaving money for tolls is the same.
The Magikarp, clutching a large crab claw, shared a "satisfied" mood with Zhu Suihan, clearly indicating that today was a bountiful hunting day.
After a hearty meal, take a long nap!
Bamboo Suihan: 6
(End of this chapter)