Chapter 340
1 Will Disgus You To Death
Chapter 340 Must Disgus You To Death
"Leizu Clone No. 6" certainly doesn't know what is thinking about in Zixing's 'hua''hua' intestines. 【 】Device: No ads, full text, more
As the popular famous saying on the Internet says, thinking is like guilt.'ku', you have it, but you can't prove that you have it when you meet people.Azusa successfully achieved this, leaving "Leizu Clone No. 6" with a sense of "unfathomable".
"Leizu Clone No. 6" also secretly wondered that he had already offered a very high condition, why didn't this kid respond at all?Doesn't he understand the truth that a person "can choose to give up, but never give up the choice"?
Finally, it was the first to hold back.
"The children of the Lei Clan are really too reckless this time. We should teach them a lesson. Well, what kind of compensation do you want in the end? Let's talk about it." Lei Zu's avatar No. 6 probed further.
Zi Xing absolutely did not expect that simply "going away for a while" would greatly increase his harvest.But after this little ''cha'' song, Zi Xing finally saw through that "Lei Zu" wanted 100% from him, and he had the exclusive resources that the other party wanted but lacked... Well, this can be done well Take advantage of it.
After Zixing re-valued himself, his confidence soared, and he had a historical "xing" dialogue with the other party in a high-profile manner.
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"First of all, you must be clearly aware of how much damage your descendants of Lei Zu, disciples and grandchildren, have caused to me." Zi Xing said with a serious face, "Only with an accurate understanding can I accurately assess the damage I have suffered. How huge... Only after that can the compensation be given accurately."
"Leizu Clone No. 6" was a little dizzy.
It took a while to realize that this kid is not simple, he actually knows how to go online without limits, so as to strive for the greatest benefit for himself.
But you can only follow the other person's words and ask, "Then how much harm do you think you have suffered?"
Zi Xing complained with grief and indignation, "I was abducted by Lei Clan's shameless act of my fiancée. I was deeply disgusted and my spirit was hit. If I can't recover, the consequences will be too serious."
"Wait," asked a little confusedly, "what is 'disgusting'? You have been 'disgusted', how serious can this injury be?"
Zi Xing had a helpless expression of "children can't be taught".However, now that he wants to show his demeanor, he naturally disdains to explain such a "brain-dead" problem.Zi Xing turned around and motioned to the group of 'nv' girls—ask them to explain to "Lei Zu Clone No. 6".
The red 'nv' girl also had a cool face, and said, "It's not that I underestimate your IQ, and explain the word 'disgusting' to you directly. You must not understand. I'll just give an example..."
Speaking, without waiting for the other party to express "agree" or "disagree", the red 'nv' girl spoke directly——
"One day, the shopkeeper of the hotel was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came and said, 'Can the shopkeeper give me a toothpick?' The shopkeeper gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick too. The shopkeeper thought to himself, why does this beggar ask for a toothpick instead of a meal? He also gave him one and sent him away. Not long after, another beggar came. The shopkeeper asked him first, "Are you here for a toothpick too?" said the beggar "Someone vomited, but I was one step too late. The two beggars in front of me have already eaten all I can eat. Now there is only a puddle of soup. Can you give me a straw?" The shopkeeper listened , I vomited wildly on the spot... I am so happy that the beggar who came last, he unceremoniously took all the things spit out by the shopkeeper for himself. The peers' bragging about the life's proud things have enjoyed a delicious meal..."
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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" was dumbfounded.So, this is the taste of "disgusting"?Doesn't sound like a good look...
Those group of "spiritual 'nv' girls" all like to "show off".Seeing that their "big sister" red 'nv' girl has a chance to show off her prestige, they are all envious.For a while, I couldn't hold back the 'yu' expectations of my performance.
The orange 'nv' girl also said vividly''se'', "Hey, we don't want to keep talking about your 'IQ'. However, in my opinion, it's just an example, and your experience is not that deep. Let me also tell you something about the boss and the second brother flying on a plane is similar to the "flying sword" in the cultivation world. The second brother is airsick and keeps vomiting. The bag is full, and the boss has to go to get the bag; wait for him to come back At that time, I found that everyone on the plane was vomiting non-stop. The boss asked the reason, and the second brother said, "I saw that this bag was full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." "< "Reminiscent of her erudition" The boss and the second brother went to the theater to watch a play. Halfway through, the two argued about the development of the plot and made a bet on it. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser will have a sip of that." The stuff inside." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two continued to gamble on the following plot, this time, the second lost. The second picked up a spittoon and drank ten times in a row. Five big sips. The boss had to be shocked''se'', admired the whole body, and said to the old 2, "Don't mention how uncomfortable that taste is. Good guy, you are so amazing, you can drink fifteen big sips in a row" Old 2 Shaking my head' I don't want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, I can only swallow a few more mouthfuls and flush it into my stomach..."
The green 'nv' girl also prepared the same type of example "There is a food stall that sells hot noodles, because the taste is good, and there is always a steady stream of customers. One night a customer came to buy hot noodles, and while waiting, this The old man suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat, coughed a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm, and then spit it out; at this moment, the boss lifted the lid of the bone soup pot, and was about to spoon out the soup, and the phlegm just spit into the pot The two looked at each other, but neither made a sound. Afterwards, a man who looked like a farmer also came to buy hot noodles. When he saw the thick phlegm floating in the bone soup, he said to the boss, "Boss, We usually don’t have enough oil and water, can you please give me the oil slick in the soup? Thank you! The boss still didn’t say anything, but quickly spooned the mouthful of thick phlegm into his hot powder..."
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Under the "indiscriminate bombardment" of the "extremely lethal" heterogeneous stories of the 'nv' children, the face ''se'' of "Leizu Clone No. 6" began to become a little strange.It can also be understood that as long as a guy with a normal mind, it is impossible to be "indifferent" to this kind of story, the so-called "disgusting" feeling, it is really not difficult to find <' and win applause.
As soon as the green 'nv' girl's voice fell, the green 'nv' girl couldn't wait to give an "example" relay "A man saw a store with a big sale and walked in. 'What do you buy?' asked the salesman.' I want to buy dog food.’ said the man. ‘We have a rule that you have to prove that you have a dog.’ The salesman explained. ‘Where is such a rule?’ The man wondered. ‘That’s what’s on sale.’ The salesman explained again… …The man and the salesperson struggled for a long time, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog to buy dog food.”
"A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food again, 'Give me two boxes of cat food.' 'We have a rule, you must prove that you have a cat.' It was the same salesperson, and the same rule. The man talked to her again. After dawdling for a long time, I still had to go home and bring the cat to buy cat food.”
"A few days later, the man learned 'jing'. He first came to the store with a big cardboard box with a 'dong' in it. He found the salesperson. 'What do you buy?' the salesperson asked.' Just put your hand in and you'll know." The man motioned her to do so. The salesperson put his hand in and felt something special, so he couldn't help asking, "What is it, sticky?" "Oh, because I want to buy two rolls Toilet paper, thinking of the rules in your store, so I took my cats and dogs and my daughter-in-law''fu'' stool..." Before he could finish speaking, the salesman vomited. "
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After the blue 'nv' girl finished speaking, according to the "sorting" of the sisters, it should be the turn of the "blue 'nv' girl" to speak.But the ''xing'' character has always been relatively mild, and I can't give too disgusting examples, so I simply said a simple one: "Uh, a little boy was dishonest when eating, and an old farmer said to him in order to educate him, 'When I was young Life is hard, there is no food to eat, and the boogers I pick out are never thrown away..."
The purple 'nv' child thinks that the blue 'nv' child does not maintain the usual style of "sisters", and the example given is too light, so I come to a super heavy taste "A young man especially likes to eat pig blood cake, there is Once while shopping, I found an old lady selling pig blood cakes on the street, so I bought one. After eating, I felt that it was different from the pig blood cakes I had eaten before, so I went back and asked the old lady to buy another But which old lady said it was sold out. The young people asked why there were so few? The old lady replied, "I only come once a month. There used to be a lot of 'ting', but now that I am old, there are fewer'..."
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"Leizu Clone No. 6" heard such an "example", and finally no cultivation level worked.Its face changed drastically, and it lowered its head and vomited loudly in mid-air.
In the sky, there are constantly rainy things falling from the sword of the "Giant Excalibur"... The picture seems to be 'ting' "romantic", but it witnesses the unbearable episode of "Leizu Clone No. 6" Looking back on memories.
"Lei Zu clone No. 6" finally experienced what it means to be "disgusting" with an unforgettable memory.
The black 'nv' girl is quite funny, and while admiring the opponent's "gaffe" performance, she narrates the example she prepared herself: "A rich man is looking for a servant, and the interview topic is to go to the toilet. They all came out without washing their hands, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? Servant Answered, 'I brought toilet paper today... I am usually too forgetful, so I can only wipe it with my hands. Today I finally made a long memory''xing''...'"
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Finally, he couldn't bear the blow of "overlapping" power. "Lei Zu clone No. 6" is like a master who has been severely injured by the opponent, stroking the 'xiong' mouth with his hand, and said weakly, "Don't say it anymore, don't say it again, I promise, even if you go through thousands of calamities and rebirth ten thousand times, you will definitely not be able to die." Can't forget the taste of 'disgusting'..."
Zi Xing was happy with 'hua' in his heart, but his face was tense, and he said seriously, "Do you know what 'disgusting' feels like? That's good. I was thinking that if you didn't get disgusted, I would put The most disgusting example in the world is of course provided that you can understand it. Now it seems that there is no need to do that. Well, now that you have tasted the taste of evil, you can also experience that I was beaten by the Thunder Clan group. "Wang Ba Dan" is so disgusting, how much physical and mental damage I have suffered... Only when I feel empathy, can I talk to you about my compensation."
... Nagging on and on, "Lei Zu clone No. 6" has not recovered yet, so he can only listen.
The "Qi Ling 'v' girls" couldn't hold back their curiosity, and quietly asked their "Brother Zi Xing" what else was "the most disgusting"?Say it quickly.See if our sisters can understand?
Zi Xing couldn't be bothered by them, so he had to ask them to promise "even if they don't understand, don't ask any more questions", then he lowered his voice and quietly told them about a super killer weapon he had prepared.
"After a ship crashed, 1 'nv' passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island. A month later, the 'nv' 'suicide' because she felt that what happened this month was too much Disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought it was too disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought it was too disgusting. Disgusted. A month later God brought that 'nv' back to life because he thought it was so disgusting what had happened these past few months...”
After listening to Zi Xing's narration, the "Qi Ling 'v' girls" were collectively dumbfounded.
"I don't understand at all. Brother Zi Xing, how do you understand this?..." the 'nv' asked weakly.
"Have you forgotten the promise of 'never ask if you don't understand'?"
Zi Xing insisted on the principle, no matter how much they begged, she would not explain further.
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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" didn't recover for a long time, and found that Zi Xing was looking at it with a half-smile.
"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" has always been neither pretentious nor demeanor, and directly seeks help from Zi Xing. ?”
Zixing "knows the elegant meaning by hearing the strings", and said with a smile, "the dogs I have seen. There are not ten thousand officials, but several thousand. How can you not know their things well? There is such a real thing that a certain 'si' school The teacher went out on vacation, and before leaving, he was worried that his home would be stolen, so he put a handful of money on the table in the 'hua' hall, and left a note for the thief. Don't worry, I can't find any money in our family. You have zero 'hua'. The family next door is an official in the household department. They have money and dare not report the crime. When they came back from vacation, the teacher found that the money on the table had changed to 20. On the back of the note he left for the thief, it said Please accept the information fee for you!"
"Leizu Clone No. 6" laughed out loud after hearing this, the 'jing' spirit is much better, "Let me just say, officials who are not greedy in this world are simply phoenix''mao'' rare horns. I have also heard one There is a real story that a general soldier in Guan was imprisoned for corruption. His son couldn’t find a job after he became an adult. He complained when he visited the prison. The father wrote a note asking his son to ask his former subordinates for help. The son asked for tea Liang, is it useful to write a note now? My father said, "When I was on stage, I let whoever I wanted to be an official be. Now, I am in prison, and whoever I want to come into this prison has to come in." Don't worry, son, my note is still valid. The world is as black as crows. It is difficult to find a truly honest and honest official. Regarding the problem of "there are as many corrupt officials as there are crucian carp in the river", I have seriously I have conducted extensive research. I finally found that corruption and corruption in the officialdom are ineffective for a long time, and that is because there is no use of ''yao''. Only with a trick I came up with can we eliminate more than 90.00% of corrupt officials..."
"What clever plan do you have? How can you wipe out [-]% of corrupt officials at once?" Zi Xing couldn't help being very curious.
"Using all eunuchs can effectively curb the development and growth of the ranks of corrupt officials. If you want to be an official, you must first become a eunuch..." Lei Zu clone No. 6 said solemnly, "In this way, you can achieve what I said. expected goals."
Seeing Zi Xing's mouth wide open, with a surprised look on his face, "Leizu Clone No. 6" became proud, and explained in detail, "My proposition is supported by three strong reasons 1. Qingyi''se'' choose too Being an official can put an end to the ''xing'' scandal and completely reverse the image of officials. 2. It can eradicate the 'second generation of officials' who inherit their father's career. The situation of the common people. 3. It can reduce the number of people who want to be officials from the total amount, and fundamentally change the current situation of crowded officialdom..."
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Azusa also had to write the word "serve", this guy is "really talented"
Zi Xing and the "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" this time really "Wang. Eight look at mung beans", they met each other, and even developed a feeling of "heroes cherish each other".
The reason why they met eyes was probably because these two guys belonged to the same type of "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death".
Those who have good things have summed up the characteristics of "Xiaoqiang"——
Very strong, got dumped by 'nv' kids more than four digit times, and still alive.
Nice people too this is 45 'nv' kids out of 36 and the last thing I say is "you're really nice".
I like to be clean, where there is no grass in the world, I can't not take a bath every day
Love animals, so there are really "little strong" in the family.
Pay the bill immediately after buying something decisively, and eat immediately when you are hungry.
It loves its parents and sees money as their parent.
Compassionately concocted a plan to make a friend lose love, so that he would have the same feelings as it, this is compassion
It is so sunny that it is as black as carbon.
Tolerating it for people is a bit myopic.
In the experience of being dumped, a 'nv' kid took it to the outskirts, gave it to her rose 'hua', and slowly ''cha'' it on a pile of wild dung, and it immediately I understand what this means.
Perseverance After chatting with friends for 6 hours in the teahouse, the friend finally went to pay the bill
Very 'lang' full of roses, red wine, candles, and a bag of Master Kong.
... I have to say that according to Xiaoqiang's standards, Zi Xing and "Leizu Clone No. 6" both have sufficient conditions to be "Xiaoqiang". Playing the Gods"
"Leizu Clone No. 6" certainly doesn't know what is thinking about in Zixing's 'hua''hua' intestines. 【 】Device: No ads, full text, more
As the popular famous saying on the Internet says, thinking is like guilt.'ku', you have it, but you can't prove that you have it when you meet people.Azusa successfully achieved this, leaving "Leizu Clone No. 6" with a sense of "unfathomable".
"Leizu Clone No. 6" also secretly wondered that he had already offered a very high condition, why didn't this kid respond at all?Doesn't he understand the truth that a person "can choose to give up, but never give up the choice"?
Finally, it was the first to hold back.
"The children of the Lei Clan are really too reckless this time. We should teach them a lesson. Well, what kind of compensation do you want in the end? Let's talk about it." Lei Zu's avatar No. 6 probed further.
Zi Xing absolutely did not expect that simply "going away for a while" would greatly increase his harvest.But after this little ''cha'' song, Zi Xing finally saw through that "Lei Zu" wanted 100% from him, and he had the exclusive resources that the other party wanted but lacked... Well, this can be done well Take advantage of it.
After Zixing re-valued himself, his confidence soared, and he had a historical "xing" dialogue with the other party in a high-profile manner.
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"First of all, you must be clearly aware of how much damage your descendants of Lei Zu, disciples and grandchildren, have caused to me." Zi Xing said with a serious face, "Only with an accurate understanding can I accurately assess the damage I have suffered. How huge... Only after that can the compensation be given accurately."
"Leizu Clone No. 6" was a little dizzy.
It took a while to realize that this kid is not simple, he actually knows how to go online without limits, so as to strive for the greatest benefit for himself.
But you can only follow the other person's words and ask, "Then how much harm do you think you have suffered?"
Zi Xing complained with grief and indignation, "I was abducted by Lei Clan's shameless act of my fiancée. I was deeply disgusted and my spirit was hit. If I can't recover, the consequences will be too serious."
"Wait," asked a little confusedly, "what is 'disgusting'? You have been 'disgusted', how serious can this injury be?"
Zi Xing had a helpless expression of "children can't be taught".However, now that he wants to show his demeanor, he naturally disdains to explain such a "brain-dead" problem.Zi Xing turned around and motioned to the group of 'nv' girls—ask them to explain to "Lei Zu Clone No. 6".
The red 'nv' girl also had a cool face, and said, "It's not that I underestimate your IQ, and explain the word 'disgusting' to you directly. You must not understand. I'll just give an example..."
Speaking, without waiting for the other party to express "agree" or "disagree", the red 'nv' girl spoke directly——
"One day, the shopkeeper of the hotel was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came and said, 'Can the shopkeeper give me a toothpick?' The shopkeeper gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick too. The shopkeeper thought to himself, why does this beggar ask for a toothpick instead of a meal? He also gave him one and sent him away. Not long after, another beggar came. The shopkeeper asked him first, "Are you here for a toothpick too?" said the beggar "Someone vomited, but I was one step too late. The two beggars in front of me have already eaten all I can eat. Now there is only a puddle of soup. Can you give me a straw?" The shopkeeper listened , I vomited wildly on the spot... I am so happy that the beggar who came last, he unceremoniously took all the things spit out by the shopkeeper for himself. The peers' bragging about the life's proud things have enjoyed a delicious meal..."
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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" was dumbfounded.So, this is the taste of "disgusting"?Doesn't sound like a good look...
Those group of "spiritual 'nv' girls" all like to "show off".Seeing that their "big sister" red 'nv' girl has a chance to show off her prestige, they are all envious.For a while, I couldn't hold back the 'yu' expectations of my performance.
The orange 'nv' girl also said vividly''se'', "Hey, we don't want to keep talking about your 'IQ'. However, in my opinion, it's just an example, and your experience is not that deep. Let me also tell you something about the boss and the second brother flying on a plane is similar to the "flying sword" in the cultivation world. The second brother is airsick and keeps vomiting. The bag is full, and the boss has to go to get the bag; wait for him to come back At that time, I found that everyone on the plane was vomiting non-stop. The boss asked the reason, and the second brother said, "I saw that this bag was full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." "< "Reminiscent of her erudition" The boss and the second brother went to the theater to watch a play. Halfway through, the two argued about the development of the plot and made a bet on it. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser will have a sip of that." The stuff inside." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two continued to gamble on the following plot, this time, the second lost. The second picked up a spittoon and drank ten times in a row. Five big sips. The boss had to be shocked''se'', admired the whole body, and said to the old 2, "Don't mention how uncomfortable that taste is. Good guy, you are so amazing, you can drink fifteen big sips in a row" Old 2 Shaking my head' I don't want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, I can only swallow a few more mouthfuls and flush it into my stomach..."
The green 'nv' girl also prepared the same type of example "There is a food stall that sells hot noodles, because the taste is good, and there is always a steady stream of customers. One night a customer came to buy hot noodles, and while waiting, this The old man suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat, coughed a few mouthfuls of thick phlegm, and then spit it out; at this moment, the boss lifted the lid of the bone soup pot, and was about to spoon out the soup, and the phlegm just spit into the pot The two looked at each other, but neither made a sound. Afterwards, a man who looked like a farmer also came to buy hot noodles. When he saw the thick phlegm floating in the bone soup, he said to the boss, "Boss, We usually don’t have enough oil and water, can you please give me the oil slick in the soup? Thank you! The boss still didn’t say anything, but quickly spooned the mouthful of thick phlegm into his hot powder..."
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Under the "indiscriminate bombardment" of the "extremely lethal" heterogeneous stories of the 'nv' children, the face ''se'' of "Leizu Clone No. 6" began to become a little strange.It can also be understood that as long as a guy with a normal mind, it is impossible to be "indifferent" to this kind of story, the so-called "disgusting" feeling, it is really not difficult to find <' and win applause.
As soon as the green 'nv' girl's voice fell, the green 'nv' girl couldn't wait to give an "example" relay "A man saw a store with a big sale and walked in. 'What do you buy?' asked the salesman.' I want to buy dog food.’ said the man. ‘We have a rule that you have to prove that you have a dog.’ The salesman explained. ‘Where is such a rule?’ The man wondered. ‘That’s what’s on sale.’ The salesman explained again… …The man and the salesperson struggled for a long time, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog to buy dog food.”
"A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food again, 'Give me two boxes of cat food.' 'We have a rule, you must prove that you have a cat.' It was the same salesperson, and the same rule. The man talked to her again. After dawdling for a long time, I still had to go home and bring the cat to buy cat food.”
"A few days later, the man learned 'jing'. He first came to the store with a big cardboard box with a 'dong' in it. He found the salesperson. 'What do you buy?' the salesperson asked.' Just put your hand in and you'll know." The man motioned her to do so. The salesperson put his hand in and felt something special, so he couldn't help asking, "What is it, sticky?" "Oh, because I want to buy two rolls Toilet paper, thinking of the rules in your store, so I took my cats and dogs and my daughter-in-law''fu'' stool..." Before he could finish speaking, the salesman vomited. "
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After the blue 'nv' girl finished speaking, according to the "sorting" of the sisters, it should be the turn of the "blue 'nv' girl" to speak.But the ''xing'' character has always been relatively mild, and I can't give too disgusting examples, so I simply said a simple one: "Uh, a little boy was dishonest when eating, and an old farmer said to him in order to educate him, 'When I was young Life is hard, there is no food to eat, and the boogers I pick out are never thrown away..."
The purple 'nv' child thinks that the blue 'nv' child does not maintain the usual style of "sisters", and the example given is too light, so I come to a super heavy taste "A young man especially likes to eat pig blood cake, there is Once while shopping, I found an old lady selling pig blood cakes on the street, so I bought one. After eating, I felt that it was different from the pig blood cakes I had eaten before, so I went back and asked the old lady to buy another But which old lady said it was sold out. The young people asked why there were so few? The old lady replied, "I only come once a month. There used to be a lot of 'ting', but now that I am old, there are fewer'..."
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"Leizu Clone No. 6" heard such an "example", and finally no cultivation level worked.Its face changed drastically, and it lowered its head and vomited loudly in mid-air.
In the sky, there are constantly rainy things falling from the sword of the "Giant Excalibur"... The picture seems to be 'ting' "romantic", but it witnesses the unbearable episode of "Leizu Clone No. 6" Looking back on memories.
"Lei Zu clone No. 6" finally experienced what it means to be "disgusting" with an unforgettable memory.
The black 'nv' girl is quite funny, and while admiring the opponent's "gaffe" performance, she narrates the example she prepared herself: "A rich man is looking for a servant, and the interview topic is to go to the toilet. They all came out without washing their hands, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? Servant Answered, 'I brought toilet paper today... I am usually too forgetful, so I can only wipe it with my hands. Today I finally made a long memory''xing''...'"
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Finally, he couldn't bear the blow of "overlapping" power. "Lei Zu clone No. 6" is like a master who has been severely injured by the opponent, stroking the 'xiong' mouth with his hand, and said weakly, "Don't say it anymore, don't say it again, I promise, even if you go through thousands of calamities and rebirth ten thousand times, you will definitely not be able to die." Can't forget the taste of 'disgusting'..."
Zi Xing was happy with 'hua' in his heart, but his face was tense, and he said seriously, "Do you know what 'disgusting' feels like? That's good. I was thinking that if you didn't get disgusted, I would put The most disgusting example in the world is of course provided that you can understand it. Now it seems that there is no need to do that. Well, now that you have tasted the taste of evil, you can also experience that I was beaten by the Thunder Clan group. "Wang Ba Dan" is so disgusting, how much physical and mental damage I have suffered... Only when I feel empathy, can I talk to you about my compensation."
... Nagging on and on, "Lei Zu clone No. 6" has not recovered yet, so he can only listen.
The "Qi Ling 'v' girls" couldn't hold back their curiosity, and quietly asked their "Brother Zi Xing" what else was "the most disgusting"?Say it quickly.See if our sisters can understand?
Zi Xing couldn't be bothered by them, so he had to ask them to promise "even if they don't understand, don't ask any more questions", then he lowered his voice and quietly told them about a super killer weapon he had prepared.
"After a ship crashed, 1 'nv' passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island. A month later, the 'nv' 'suicide' because she felt that what happened this month was too much Disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought it was too disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought it was too disgusting. Disgusted. A month later God brought that 'nv' back to life because he thought it was so disgusting what had happened these past few months...”
After listening to Zi Xing's narration, the "Qi Ling 'v' girls" were collectively dumbfounded.
"I don't understand at all. Brother Zi Xing, how do you understand this?..." the 'nv' asked weakly.
"Have you forgotten the promise of 'never ask if you don't understand'?"
Zi Xing insisted on the principle, no matter how much they begged, she would not explain further.
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"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" didn't recover for a long time, and found that Zi Xing was looking at it with a half-smile.
"Lei Zu Clone No. 6" has always been neither pretentious nor demeanor, and directly seeks help from Zi Xing. ?”
Zixing "knows the elegant meaning by hearing the strings", and said with a smile, "the dogs I have seen. There are not ten thousand officials, but several thousand. How can you not know their things well? There is such a real thing that a certain 'si' school The teacher went out on vacation, and before leaving, he was worried that his home would be stolen, so he put a handful of money on the table in the 'hua' hall, and left a note for the thief. Don't worry, I can't find any money in our family. You have zero 'hua'. The family next door is an official in the household department. They have money and dare not report the crime. When they came back from vacation, the teacher found that the money on the table had changed to 20. On the back of the note he left for the thief, it said Please accept the information fee for you!"
"Leizu Clone No. 6" laughed out loud after hearing this, the 'jing' spirit is much better, "Let me just say, officials who are not greedy in this world are simply phoenix''mao'' rare horns. I have also heard one There is a real story that a general soldier in Guan was imprisoned for corruption. His son couldn’t find a job after he became an adult. He complained when he visited the prison. The father wrote a note asking his son to ask his former subordinates for help. The son asked for tea Liang, is it useful to write a note now? My father said, "When I was on stage, I let whoever I wanted to be an official be. Now, I am in prison, and whoever I want to come into this prison has to come in." Don't worry, son, my note is still valid. The world is as black as crows. It is difficult to find a truly honest and honest official. Regarding the problem of "there are as many corrupt officials as there are crucian carp in the river", I have seriously I have conducted extensive research. I finally found that corruption and corruption in the officialdom are ineffective for a long time, and that is because there is no use of ''yao''. Only with a trick I came up with can we eliminate more than 90.00% of corrupt officials..."
"What clever plan do you have? How can you wipe out [-]% of corrupt officials at once?" Zi Xing couldn't help being very curious.
"Using all eunuchs can effectively curb the development and growth of the ranks of corrupt officials. If you want to be an official, you must first become a eunuch..." Lei Zu clone No. 6 said solemnly, "In this way, you can achieve what I said. expected goals."
Seeing Zi Xing's mouth wide open, with a surprised look on his face, "Leizu Clone No. 6" became proud, and explained in detail, "My proposition is supported by three strong reasons 1. Qingyi''se'' choose too Being an official can put an end to the ''xing'' scandal and completely reverse the image of officials. 2. It can eradicate the 'second generation of officials' who inherit their father's career. The situation of the common people. 3. It can reduce the number of people who want to be officials from the total amount, and fundamentally change the current situation of crowded officialdom..."
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Azusa also had to write the word "serve", this guy is "really talented"
Zi Xing and the "Lei Zu Clone No. 6" this time really "Wang. Eight look at mung beans", they met each other, and even developed a feeling of "heroes cherish each other".
The reason why they met eyes was probably because these two guys belonged to the same type of "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death".
Those who have good things have summed up the characteristics of "Xiaoqiang"——
Very strong, got dumped by 'nv' kids more than four digit times, and still alive.
Nice people too this is 45 'nv' kids out of 36 and the last thing I say is "you're really nice".
I like to be clean, where there is no grass in the world, I can't not take a bath every day
Love animals, so there are really "little strong" in the family.
Pay the bill immediately after buying something decisively, and eat immediately when you are hungry.
It loves its parents and sees money as their parent.
Compassionately concocted a plan to make a friend lose love, so that he would have the same feelings as it, this is compassion
It is so sunny that it is as black as carbon.
Tolerating it for people is a bit myopic.
In the experience of being dumped, a 'nv' kid took it to the outskirts, gave it to her rose 'hua', and slowly ''cha'' it on a pile of wild dung, and it immediately I understand what this means.
Perseverance After chatting with friends for 6 hours in the teahouse, the friend finally went to pay the bill
Very 'lang' full of roses, red wine, candles, and a bag of Master Kong.
... I have to say that according to Xiaoqiang's standards, Zi Xing and "Leizu Clone No. 6" both have sufficient conditions to be "Xiaoqiang". Playing the Gods"