Chapter 659

Horror Balance, Difficult Gains and Losses

Listening to the "alternative interpretation" of the famous Tang poems passed down through the ages by the girls of Qi Ling, the accomplices in the same camp were all surprised.

Azusa's first reaction was to keep a sufficient distance from the girls.It seems to be a very shameful thing to act like you are familiar with girls under the current situation.

The girls did not have the consciousness of "losing face at grandma's house" at all.

All of them felt that they belonged to the "Ministers of Meritorious Service", and they made the "Number One Fierce Beast" into a mess. Ten of the ten cost performances were less than [-]%, and they were unable to recover their "skeleton skeletons" in the end-that was the most ideal ending. .

The girls looked proudly at Brother Zi Xing who was full of shock, and rushed to ask him for credit.

What can Zixing say?

It's not good to say anything...he can only keep silent.

"Number One Fierce Beast" finally couldn't help but burst out: "Oh my God! Your thoughts are too...too evil... so evil! You can talk about everything in that direction! I don't believe in that evil! I There are still the last three Tang poems to be written, I don’t believe that you can understand the interpretation of ‘Distortion. Love’ to the end!!!”

The girls seriously warned the first beast: they had already decided not to care about it.But being seriously provoked by it, it might be necessary to continue to expose its lewd, beastly nature.This, but it forced them, can't blame them for being merciless...

"The No. [-] Fierce Beast" once again deeply learned the temper of the girls-the more you pay attention to them, the more proud you will be.

So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the nth Tang poem (that is, the third from the bottom).

This time it is about Wang Changling's "Girlfriend"——

The women in the boudoir don't know how to worry, and they go to Cuilou with makeup in spring.Suddenly seeing the color of willows on the street, I regret to teach my husband and son-in-law to find a Marquis.

This time, it was the purple girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children?" Ningzhuang Shangcuilou's opening two sentences can be described as a good situation, saying that young women have no worries. Why don’t they worry about it? Probably because the first life is guaranteed, and the husband will give a fixed pocket money every month ;Secondly, the year of the wolf and the tiger is not very strong. Therefore, the days when the husband is not around are not so hard, and you can also "put on makeup to go to the emerald building", put on makeup, and go upstairs to look far away Handsome guy. But what happened later? The situation took a turn for the worse, "Suddenly saw the color of willows on the street" and saw some things that shouldn't be seen. It seems that there are quite a lot of people who like to stage xxoo in the open air in ancient times. "Repentant teacher husband My son-in-law looks for Fenghou', after watching the wonderful performance, I will inevitably feel distracted, and start to regret that I shouldn't ask my husband to go out. I have no 'sex. blessing' at all. This poem describes the helplessness of a single woman... ..."

The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.

However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood, try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world, and continue to write the nth Tang poem.This time it was written about Li Shangyin's "Climbing Le Youyuan"—Xiang Wan felt unwell and drove to Guyuan.The sunset is infinitely good, but it is almost dusk.

This time, it was the white girl's turn to criticize it with a face full of contempt: "You guys can't do anything other than write obscene poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? This poem is the work of Da Shiren in his later years. , the first sentence at the beginning of the article is 'Xiang Wan feels uncomfortable'. I feel uncomfortable in the evening, why? Because I am old, I feel powerless and depressed in front of my beautiful wife and concubine at home! Since I am in a bad mood, go out for a walk Wind, this is the second sentence "drive to the ancient original" (I don't know if the car the wet man was riding in was an open car, ha ha). The last two sentences. "The sunset is infinitely good, but it is only near dusk", this is the whole poem The essence lies in the fact that the wet man was already dying at that time, and he had no ambition to serve his wife faithfully and loyally, but he was already very old and had no power to go through the army bravely. These two poems express how many old men feel sad And helplessness? When a strong man is old, it is inevitable to make people sigh, Li Shangyin deserves to be a great poet, and he dares to speak for a man..."

The "Number One Fierce Beast" was struck by thunder, and was speechless for a while.A good poem was ruined by a girl again.

However, "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is familiar with the tempers of the girls, and the more he pays attention to them, the more proud he will be.So I had to pack up my mood and try my best to eliminate the interference from the outside world.Continue to write the nth Tang poem.

This time it is about Meng Haoran's "Passing the Old Man's Home" - the old man Gu Jishu invited me to Tian's house.Tree edge of the village together, Aoyama Guo oblique.Open the garden of noodles and talk about wine and mulberry.On the Double Ninth Day, the chrysanthemums will still come.

This time it's the red girl's turn to criticize it with contempt on her face: "You guys can't do anything other than write pornographic poems? Are you not afraid of teaching children? This familiar Ji.you.poem , is a memory poem. Wet people recalled: Our family was a pure man. One day, a friend said that he had prepared food and wine and tricked the poet to his house. At the edge of the village. Wild. Together, so dizzy, the mountains are crooked, at home, by the window of the room facing the small garden, continue to have sex. Hey, and talk about love while drinking, doing and doing... I don't know how many times, I really can't get up, so I said: Wait until the day when I regain my masculinity, and then come to have sex with you. Chrysanthemum. Flower!"

……

The "Number One Fierce Beast" was finally completely defeated.

There was a brief moment of silence at the scene.During the silence, the air was as dead as dead.

Eight very poetic words can be used to describe the reactions of different camps at the scene-that is, "anger to madness, laughter to sadness".

Well, obviously, "The First Fierce Beast" was deeply stimulated by the girls, and "Rage to Crazy" was talking about it.And "Golden Retriever Great Ape" and "Tiger Ancestor" (of course including the group of instigators such as Qi Ling girls) can all be included in the list of "Laughing to Sad".

In this world, the majority of people are still gleeful.

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"The First Fierce Beast" is not stupid either.Although it is already furious, its reason still tells it that the most important thing now is to get back the "skeleton skeleton".All other things have to make way for this thing that involves its core interests.

If the power of the "skeleton skeleton" cannot be used to resolve the crisis, it may be about to fall, so how can we talk about fighting against others?

"The First Fierce Beast" said righteously to "Tiger Zu": "You have occupied my 'skeleton skeleton' for long enough. You also know that it is my stuff, and I am still with my body. Maintain a strong connection... If I really want to forcibly take back my 'skeleton skeleton', you will definitely be wiped out..."

"Tiger Zu" immediately said: "Yes, I am not as strong as you. You are indeed capable of killing me. But don't forget, if you want me to disappear completely, you will have to pay a heavy price... At that time, you will still be able to kill me." How to control the 'skeleton skeleton'? Even if you can barely control the skeleton, how can you deal with the encirclement and suppression of powerful enemies?!"

"I'm going to do my best, how can I manage so much!" The first fierce beast said angrily, "If you have the guts to occupy my skeleton, let's compare who is less afraid of death! I have been cornered , I can't do it unless I work hard..."

Qiling girls are also worried that "Tiger Zu" is afraid of death.The "skeleton skeleton" was really taken back by the first fierce beast.They hurriedly interrupted and assured "Tiger Zu": "Don't listen to that guy's nonsense. We haven't launched a general attack on its 'soul body' yet... If it dares to grab your skeleton, we will work together deal with it..."

Well, in the mouths of the girls, the "skeleton skeleton" of the first beast turned into a "tiger ancestor".The "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is not allowed to snatch it!

The situation suddenly fell into a stalemate.

None of the parties dared to push their opponents into a desperate situation, and made the opponents desperately desperate with the belief of death.

After a stalemate for a while, the "Number One Fierce Beast" couldn't help complaining to "Tiger Zu": "You guys have no eyesight. Why don't you choose a soul to possess the soul, but you want to possess the soul on my 'skeleton skeleton' Come on, it's causing a lot of trouble now..."

"In this month's realm, where can we find creatures?"

"Huzu" also complained dissatisfiedly: "There are so many accidental things in this world, you always appear as a victim. How can you treat me like a thief with old ideas!!! You Don't you know that even being a 'thief' is extremely risky. For example, ten thousand years ago, three fellow Taoists I knew teamed up to steal the magic weapon of a certain cultivator, and the result..."

The old news disclosed by "Tiger Zu" is as follows——

A certain master of comprehension returned home after dinner.He found two figures swaying outside the south gate of his cave, acting very suspiciously.Those were two fellow practitioners, both of whom were men.One of the fellow Taoists kept looking inward, muttering: "He has diarrhea when he comes out to do a job, I knew I wouldn't take him with him." The other fellow Taoist kept playing with a magic weapon.

See this scenario.The master of comprehension judged that they were most likely a gang of thieves who visited his cave at night, and there were at least three of them (the magic weapon that the other party was playing with was stolen from the mansion of the master of comprehension).

At this moment, the fellow daoist who was playing with the magic weapon found someone approaching, dropped the "magic weapon" and turned around, and ran away, and the other fellow daoist immediately ran away in the opposite direction.The cultivator was a little unsteady because he drank too much "Drunken Immortal Wine" at the banquet.After chasing for a certain distance, the suspect was lost.

However, the cultivator is very smart, and feels that the two "dao friends" should be waiting for their accomplices from the cave to come out.And the two didn't shout when they fled, so the thieves in the cave probably didn't realize it.

The big brother of cultivation then quietly summoned the house slaves and set up an ambush at the exit.Sure enough, after a while, a fellow Taoist poked his head out from the inside lightly, looking left and right to observe back and forth.

The house slaves all went forward to capture him, and seized a magic weapon (that is, a "crime tool") used to destroy the "defensive array arranged outside the cave".

In order to catch the other two accomplices as soon as possible, the cultivator suddenly interrogated this thief Taoist who claimed to be Wei.After preliminary verification, the three committed more than ten crimes, stealing magic treasures worth nearly [-] million yuan.But this time, when he broke into the cave again to steal, Wei was in the stolen cave because of unbearable abdominal pain, but he was arrested.

After interrogation, according to the information provided by the criminal, the cultivator led the slaves to quickly dispatch to the criminal's den to arrest him.It turned out that the building was already empty.

Those two thieves were fellow Taoists known by "Tiger Zu".That's why Hu Zu knew the old news.

Now that the old story of "Tiger Zu" is brought up again, the experience I got is: "Theft also needs to take a lot of risk. Therefore, after the theft is successful, I can obtain the permanent soul possession qualification of the 'skeleton skeleton'..."

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There really are cultivators who believe in this "robber logic".

The "Number One Fierce Beast" glared at "Tiger Ancestor" very depressed, and for a while didn't know how to refute its "fallacy".

The Qiling girls felt that the time was ripe, so they jumped out one after another, acting as "peacemakers" in a dignified manner.

The red girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "giving up and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who can afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking needs to keep pace with the times. You need to understand such a truth—only when you give generously, can you really get it! If you are willing to smile, what you get is friendship; if you are willing to tolerate tolerance, what you get is grandeur; If you give up face, you get real; if you give up wine, you get health; if you give up fame, you get happiness; if you give up charity, you get a good name; if you give up the world, you get heaven; if you give up small, It is possible to get big; if you are willing to be close, it is possible to get far.”

Huang. The girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast". She wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining" and to be an "open-minded beast" who could afford to let go: "A Ji Ah, your thinking needs to keep pace with the times. You have to understand this truth: if you give up a certain spirit, you can get a certain substance, and if you give up a certain substance, you can get a certain spirit. And some people, just Fighting for two pieces of thin noodles, fighting for a cheap life. A whole body of vanity and jealousy, is it worth it? Are you tired? If you are willing to give up, you will gain if you give up; if you gain and lose, you will lose if you gain. The world is so wonderful , why do you have to pursue a goal so hard. Only when you let go can you go far! Only when you give up can you pursue something.”

The green girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who can afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You must understand this truth: people who are unwilling to give up anything will lose the most precious things instead... There is a very classic saying: When you hold your hands tightly, there is nothing inside. No; when you open your hands, the world is in your hands. Only by knowing how to give up can you live a full, full, and vigorous life in a limited life! Get it calmly! Lose it calmly!"

The young girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who can afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You have to understand this truth: letting go is a choice of mentality; letting go is a knowledge of the soul; letting go is a wisdom of life. It is to look forward to the verdant spring; candles give up the perfect body to have a lifetime of light; the mood to give up the hustle and bustle of the mundane, to have a piece of tranquility."

The blue girl started to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast". She wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining" and to be an "open-minded beast" who could afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You have to understand such a truth: put down the pressure, get relaxed; let go of worries, get happiness; , get comfortable; let go of hesitation, get chic; let go of narrowness, get freedom.”

The purple girl started to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast". She wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who could afford to let go: "Ah Ji!" , your thinking should keep pace with the times. You have to understand such a truth: life is a choice, and giving up is just an art of choice, and it is a compulsory course in life. Without courageous giving up, there is no brilliant choice. Instead of Struggling hard and fighting until your head is broken, it is better to wave your hands gracefully and bravely choose to give up."

The black girl began to talk philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who could afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking should keep pace with the times. You have to understand this truth: Why do you feel tired in life? The problem is that you haven’t learned to let go. Let go of the glory of the past, let go of the suffering of the past, let go of the old love, let go Let go of all the burdens. There is no turning back for the years that have passed, and the missed emotions cannot come back. Many things cannot be changed even if they look back. Many people are doomed to have nothing to do with each other. Perhaps only in this way can they be precious and cherished even more."

The white girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "willing and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who can afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You must understand such a truth: Giving up is a kind of wisdom. A wise man sees far ahead of time, and a wise man avoids danger in the invisible. Only by learning to give up can you make yourself more tolerant and wise. Giving up is not waking up from a nightmare, not being snowed in June, not being indecisive, and not letting go, but a kind of calmness of climbing up the stairs, and the indifference of walking in the courtyard.”

The red girl began to talk about philosophy with the stubborn "No. [-] Fierce Beast", and she wanted him to understand the dialectical relationship between "giving up and gaining", and to be an "open-minded beast" who can afford to let go: "Ah Ji! , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You must understand this truth: Giving up is a kind of spiritual awakening, a manifestation of wisdom root, just like letting a bird go back to the forest and a fish go into the water. Life is a difficult voyage, It will never be smooth sailing. When you have to give up, give up decisively. Only by letting go can you go far! Only by giving up can you pursue something. Those who are unwilling to give up will lose the most precious things instead. Only by letting go can you free your hands and grasp the joy and happiness that really belong to you! Learn to let go and live your wonderful life!"

Orange girl started to talk philosophy with the stubborn "No. , your thinking must keep pace with the times. You must understand such a truth: give up the pain caused by loss, give up the hatred left by humiliation, give up endless quarrels, give up endless excuses, and give up the extravagant expectations of emotions , Give up the desire for money, give up the entanglement of vanity... Only when you give up those secondary, trivial, and unrealistic things decisively, can your world be sunny and sunny. When the sky is clear, you will suddenly see the light of day Comprehend the true meaning of "Small give up and small gain, big give up and big gain, don't give up"."

"..." (to be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)