Chapter 397
The Crazy God of Cookery
Full Text No Ads Chapter 397 The Crazy God of Cookery
"Stinky fungus" lacks sufficient psychological preparation for the predicament he will face. 【 】 Full text without advertisement
After merging with the "body of a demon donkey", she thought that her greatest pain was being turned into a delicacy called "living donkey"!
But the duration before and after this "living crime" is about a quarter of an hour, no matter how painful it is, it can be endured!
Facts have proved that she made a big mistake.
how to say?
She really underestimated "Eighteen Hells"'s enthusiasm for food.
The more enthusiastic the "Eighteen Hells" are about the delicacies that Zi Xing proposed for him, the more they refuse to let go of the ready-made "experiment" of "stinky fungus".
For "stinky fungus", this is simply a "vicious. Sexual. Cycle"!Unlucky boy.
In other words, the soul and body of "stinky fungus" has gone through untold hardships, and finally got rid of the entanglement of "the body of the demon donkey".She hated the "demon donkey" that dragged her to death, and the first thing she wanted to do after regaining her freedom was to cast a heavy blow, summoning a thunder and lightning as thick as a bucket out of thin air, and directly smashed the "demon donkey". "Electricity into a ball of coke.Another gust of wind blows the "coke" into fly ash, scattered all over the sky.
"Stinky fungus" is not satisfied yet.I thought to myself: In other people's territory, my attack ability is greatly limited.Under normal circumstances, I should have been able to summon a thunderbolt as thick as ten people hugging each other... Well, I should quickly leave this place that is not good for me!In the future, there will be opportunities to take revenge on that smelly thief!
The "stinky thief" she hated naturally refers to the "Eighteen Hells".
But it was too late, "Eighteen Hells" did not give her a chance to escape.The next moment, the "stinky fungus" was unceremoniously "fixed" by the "Eighteen Hells".
"Stinky fungus" hated it, and glared at it: "What kind of tricks do you want to play? Don't you think it's not enough to torment me?"
"Eighteen Hells" said with a smile: "Don't rush to leave. I still have a dish of 'pouring donkey meat', and there are no subjects to test. For the sake of our tens of thousands of years of friendship, you should help the old man anyway." Friends."
Just now when Zi Xing was talking about the method of "pouring donkey meat", "stinky fungus" was also on the scene, knowing that this dish is also difficult for donkeys-the live donkey is fixed, and there is boiling old soup next to it.The eater specifies a certain part to eat, and the chef peels off that piece of donkey skin to reveal the fresh meat.Use a wooden spoon to scoop the boiling soup over the piece of meat, cut it off when the meat is cooked, and serve it on a plate (the temperature of the 'soup' can directly boil the bones of the donkey, which is no problem).It is said that most of the people who eat this dish do not eat vegetables for the sake of eating, but purely to see how to water the donkey and the expression on the donkey's face.
"Stinky fungus" thought that although he would not die in the future, the "living crime" he would suffer was really terrible.I couldn't help but feel a chill rushing out of my heart.
But she was used to being strong.Although there was timidity emerging in his heart, on the surface he was invincible, and said with a sneer: "Smelly Eighteen, the 'demon donkey' you released to deal with me before is also a rare breed. You probably just imprisoned it." Don't believe you can make such a huge 'monkey donkey' to brew "water donkey meat".
"Eighteen Hells" said honestly: "There is really only that 'demon donkey', but it was wiped out by your thunder and lightning! But, the 'drinking donkey meat' that Mr. Zixin said still has to be done." Yes. At worst, I’ll replace the material with an equally excellent 'demon horse' to clean up a 'pouring horse meat', and the effect will not be much worse..."
"Stinky fungus" was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but uttered an obscenity on the spot: "Smelly eighteen, I. Fuck. You. Ancestor. Eighteenth generation!!!"
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Even if the other party greets their "ancestors" all over again, it can't stop the determination of "Eighteen Hells" to study food.
It summoned a "demon horse" from the dark depths of the "eighth space" with great interest. (full-text e-book free download)
Girls are all about novelty.Seeing that "demon horse" was as big as a dinosaur, with black and shiny hair all over its body, it was incomparable.Compared with the imperial pegasus of "Heaven Realm", it has a unique momentum.
This "demon horse" seems to be the most suitable for carrying a "big devil" to fight in the six worlds, and it is extremely majestic.
The red girl couldn't help but said to Zi Xing's brother: "This 'demon horse' is not bad. In another time and space, it is at least equivalent to a 'BMW-class' brand-name car. Owning it is a symbol of status. Zi Brother Xing, is this the truth?"
Azusa said with great experience: "Did I tell you: In another time and space, I once spent 256 million on a w12-cylinder 6.0 'Volkswagen Phaeton'. That is the world's top limited-edition sedan. It's a pity. After selling it, I found that the 'appearance design' refers to the 'retro style'. Just looking at the appearance, it is not as cool as the 'demon horse' in front of me! When I drive it out, there are not many people who know the goods..."
The girls immediately became interested and asked questions in a hurry.
"Who did you meet who didn't know the goods?" Chi girl asked, taking Zi Xing's arm.
Zi Xing also likes to show off, so he showed a proud expression and said: "One time I drove a 'Phaeton' into the parking lot, and it was parking automatically, and the administrator shouted at me: 'Hey, drive a Passat' Be careful, don’t hit the new BMW 320 next to you, you won’t be able to afford it!’ I got angry when I heard that. I shouted sharply: ‘My car is enough to buy him 10!’”
The "Girl of Artifact Spirit" laughed when she heard it.
The red girl commented disdainfully: That guy who doesn't have long eyes doesn't even know the "Phaeton Volkswagen", and even takes it as a "Passat"! (Actually, this is the first time Chi girl heard the name of "Volkswagen Phaeton", and she only knew it was worth 256 million from brother Zixing! To be honest, the reputation of this car is really too small. However, this It doesn't stop the red girl from despising that parking lot attendant. It's understandable that they don't understand, but you, a guy who "watches cars every day", doesn't understand, then it's too unreasonable...)
Zi Xing started talking, and continued to show off, "One day, I was driving a 'Phaeton' into the gas station, and accidentally, the No. 93 gun of the refueling girl was aimed at the gas station. 'Shushua' came down. I couldn't help but yelled at this reckless little girl: "I want to add 97, who told you to add 93 on your own?!" The little girl kindly replied: "Brother , Passat plus 93 is absolutely fine, how much Passat I add every day, 93 saves money, it’s not a Mercedes-Benz BMW, there’s no need to add 97!” Think of it as a 'Passat' guy!"
"Another day, I went to a nightclub to pick up girls. After I fell in love with a girl, I went out together. The girl saw that I had an extraordinary temperament, so she followed him to the parking lot. When she saw my 'Phaeton', Zhengmei turned her head and left, and said: "It's so cool to invite me to eat Xiaoye when I drive a Santana. I knew I would leave with that fat guy who drove a Camry just now."..."
"One day, I planned to have a banquet for a high-level official, and drove to his home to pick him up. I opened the car door politely, and the high-level official took a closer look, and felt that his identity was weak, so I proposed: 'I still Let the driver drive the a6 out'."
"One day, I went to pick up a friend somewhere, and there were many black cars at the gate of this community. When I was waiting for my friend in the car, I heard black car drivers talking about my car—"Such a good car also comes out It’s a job.” Another said, “Maybe it’s from the unit, but the Passat still needs 8 fuel per 17 kilometers.”... I still lacked the energy to maintain my energy, so I couldn’t help but rolled down the window on the spot, and roared: 'I get [-] oil per [-] kilometers! What kind of eyesight you guys!'”
"Another day, an important friend of my buddy got married and wanted to borrow a heavyweight car. I am a kind person. Although I love cars very deeply, I also lent them generously. Afterwards, my buddy returned the car. I am not without pride Ask him: "How about it, let you look good in front of your friends?" The buddy sighed: "Don't mention it, my friend insisted that this is an old Passat. A red sports car is used as a wedding car, and your car will be the last one in the wedding caravan, specially used to pick up elderly people and children.'... This really left me speechless."
When Zi Xing said this, he shook his head and pretended to be annoyed.But in the eyes of discerning people, he can only see the pride that this guy can't hide.
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The girls are basically consistent with their brother Zi Xing in the general direction.
The black girl also stood in his position and criticized: "Indeed, it's too speechless! Brother Zi Xing, after you sold that Phaeton, haven't you met someone who is 'knowledgeable' and can recognize it at a glance?" Is that the guy with the luxury car worth 256 million?"
"I also met one." Zi Xing said: "One day, I went to a certain place for business. When I parked the car and was about to go out, I heard a conversation between two young people behind me. One of them said, 'Look, wow. , Phaeton!' I felt relieved when I heard that, finally someone who knows the goods... When I was in the middle of the day, I heard another young man say, 'Fuck, there is really a sb who bought it!'”
Hearing Zi Xing's words, the girls all laughed, overjoyed...
The "stinky fungus" who was completely confused, now has a gloomy expression.The hatred in the eyes is poured into the river, and the number of giant sharks that can be "poisoned" is at least four digits or more.
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"Eighteen Hells" didn't have such a high comprehension ability, so naturally they couldn't understand the conversation between Zi Xing and the girls.
Therefore, it didn't pay attention to Zi Xing and the little girl.It ignored the venomous eyes of "Stinky Fungus", and directly forcibly fused the majestic "Demon Horse" with the "Soul Body" of "Stinky Fungus" into a whole.
Thanks to the previous experience, the "Eighteen Hells" seems to be very familiar and easy to handle... After finishing all this, it took a little more than half of the time it took last time.
The "Eighteen Hells" seemed to be full of ideas, and discussed with Zixing: "Hey, Mr. Zixin, when I came out of your 'storage space', I found that there was a huge head in that space." The 'Golden Retriever Monkey'. I dare say that this 'monster monkey' is definitely the biggest monkey I have ever seen. Well, based on my eyesight that I often travel in the Six Realms, it is eight or nine times out of ten that it is the Six Realms It is the largest 'monster monkey' in the world... How about it, Mr. Zixin, isn't there a 'monkey brain' among the delicacies you introduced? Would you like to contribute your 'golden monkey'? Come up with these two delicacies, 'Horse Meat' and 'Monkey Brain', and taste them together..."
Zi Xing didn't expect that the other party knew about the fact that he had a "golden-haired ape" in his "storage ring".But the great ape monkey is a generation with a lot of history, there is absolutely no way for Zi Xing to turn it into a "monkey brain".
Just as she was about to decline the request of "Eighteen Hells", a furious voice suddenly sounded from the scene: "Damn it, he dared to hit your idea on the head of your Great Sage Grandpa! It's extremely abominable!"
As soon as the words fell, a golden light burst out from Zi Xing's "soul body" (actually, it jumped out from the storage space of the "soul body").The cultivator surrounded by this golden light is none other than the golden-haired great ape.
The relationship between the great ape and Zixing is quite special.It is temporarily staying in Zi Xing's "storage space" as a "guest qing".
Entering the "land of lore", the world outside the storage world is quite noisy, and the golden-haired great ape was naturally "alarmed" long ago, and has been paying close attention to what happened in the "outside".
At the beginning, I could still watch the development of the situation with a kind of "outsider" mood.When "Eighteen Hells" proposed to Zixing to turn it into a famous delicacy - "monkey brain", the golden-haired ape couldn't hold back immediately.
The heart fire "cengcengceng" went straight out, and it burned at least three thousand feet in a short time.
Therefore, the golden-haired great ape also ignored that the "Eighteen Hells" belonged to the same camp as Zi Xing at the moment, and belonged to the object of "unity"; moreover, it did not at all "contradictions between itself and the Eighteen Hells belong to 'contradictions among the people', Rather than the concept of 'class.contradiction'", after it jumped out, it screamed at the "Eighteen Hells" for a while.
Regarding the "hostility" of the golden-haired great ape, "Eighteen Hells" didn't take it too seriously.On the contrary, it was quite fresh to see the big ape wearing a piece of animal skin around his body very chicly.
In the concept of this self-cultivation world, the "Qi.b. Short Skirt" that the big ape is wearing now definitely belongs to "extraordinary clothes".If a cultivator with a more conservative mindset sees it, they may even denounce it as "injury, wind, defeat, vulgarity"!
"Eighteen Hells" did not entangle the big ape too much about the topic of "monkey brain" food, but asked it with great interest: "What kind of dress are you wearing?"
The golden-haired great ape glared at it and did not answer with a monkey face.
The girls felt that the "Eighteen Hells" had finally rescued them under the hands of "Stinky Fungus", and they deserved their affection.So the girls don't want to see the big ape falling out with the "Eighteen Hells".
The red girl helped and said slowly: "My lord eighteen, you don't know about that. Brother Jinhou's outfit is the most popular attire nowadays, that's 'qi.b.small.short.skirt'! "
"Just a piece of animal skin like that, is it the most parade dress?" Eighteen Hells were stunned for a while.
"Indeed. Trendy stuff, it's hard for you to understand its 'trend'. Most of the time, it just becomes popular out of nowhere." The white girl said objectively: "For example, the "Tianchao" Jiefang shoes', when the people of heaven and dynasty are not materially developed, they have no choice but to wear them... But you never imagined that 'Jiefang shoes' would be a hot seller in the western world, and their value was comparable to nike. If you were on a certain island Don't be surprised to see a handsome guy on the streets of China wearing green army shoes that are so dirty. This kind of PLA cloth shoes, which have long been abandoned by the Chinese people, has suddenly become a new favorite of fashion. In Mi In China, a pair of improved Jiefang shoes even sold for 65 dollars, which is the same price as the internationally renowned brand Nike..."
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"Eighteen Hells" Although I have only a half-knowledge of it, I feel that the white girl seems to be quite reasonable based on my intuition.
"Existence has its rationale, and everything can't be 'taken for granted'. The truth of things is covered by fog..."
The orange girl said with a bit of philosophical emotion: "For example, the great farmer, uprising, righteous leader Hong Xiuquan who used the name 'equal land and equal wealth', how many people know the number of his wives? … Tsk tsk, there are 16 people under the 208 titles of Ai Niang, Xi Niang, Miao Nv, and Jiao Nv under the jurisdiction of the Queen's Empress; 24 people under the 7 titles of "Ja. Nv" and "Yuan. Nv". A total of 960 are concubines; there are also female officials serving in the service, with 1168 second-rank palms and 60 female divisions each, totaling 20. Adding up all the items, there are a total of more than 1200 women who accompany the Heavenly King in the Heavenly King’s Mansion. He will be 'lucky' at any time... This is still the case that the heavenly king Hong Ge has not obtained all the 'political power'! If he is allowed to overthrow the entire country of the Qing Dynasty, I really don't know how corrupt he will be. What does it look like!!!"
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A common characteristic of girls is that they like to show off.
The other girls couldn't sit still when they heard their companions "Comment on Jiangshan and inspire words".The girl Huang hurriedly said: "...does anyone know that the real Qiu Xiang girl is more than 20 years older than Tang Bo Hu? When mentioning Tang Bo Hu, the image in the film and television works will emerge before everyone's eyes: brilliant, romantic Suave. Especially the story of his "Three Smiles and Autumn Fragrance" is well-known. However, according to Zhuan's research, Qiu Xiang was indeed "pointed", but not Tang Bohu, because the real Qiu Xiang was more than Tang Bo Hu is more than 20 years old..."
The green girl said: "...Some people say that when you are trapped in the car, you can use the 'headrest' to smash the window to escape. In fact, it is not true. The correct way should be to insert the headrest into the gap of the side window glass (choose the corner of the window) part), smash down a few times with your fist, let most of the steel pillar go in, hug the headrest and pull it toward your arms, pry the glass, and instantly kill the seemingly indestructible car window! Never pass your head on again. rumors of smashed windows
Will kill a lot of people! ! !The correct way is: Pry!..."
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In the end, the girls warned the "Eighteen Hells" with a serious face: "Never believe blindly and follow blindly! Many things have to be judged by yourself..."
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"Stinky fungus" lacks sufficient psychological preparation for the predicament he will face. 【 】 Full text without advertisement
After merging with the "body of a demon donkey", she thought that her greatest pain was being turned into a delicacy called "living donkey"!
But the duration before and after this "living crime" is about a quarter of an hour, no matter how painful it is, it can be endured!
Facts have proved that she made a big mistake.
how to say?
She really underestimated "Eighteen Hells"'s enthusiasm for food.
The more enthusiastic the "Eighteen Hells" are about the delicacies that Zi Xing proposed for him, the more they refuse to let go of the ready-made "experiment" of "stinky fungus".
For "stinky fungus", this is simply a "vicious. Sexual. Cycle"!Unlucky boy.
In other words, the soul and body of "stinky fungus" has gone through untold hardships, and finally got rid of the entanglement of "the body of the demon donkey".She hated the "demon donkey" that dragged her to death, and the first thing she wanted to do after regaining her freedom was to cast a heavy blow, summoning a thunder and lightning as thick as a bucket out of thin air, and directly smashed the "demon donkey". "Electricity into a ball of coke.Another gust of wind blows the "coke" into fly ash, scattered all over the sky.
"Stinky fungus" is not satisfied yet.I thought to myself: In other people's territory, my attack ability is greatly limited.Under normal circumstances, I should have been able to summon a thunderbolt as thick as ten people hugging each other... Well, I should quickly leave this place that is not good for me!In the future, there will be opportunities to take revenge on that smelly thief!
The "stinky thief" she hated naturally refers to the "Eighteen Hells".
But it was too late, "Eighteen Hells" did not give her a chance to escape.The next moment, the "stinky fungus" was unceremoniously "fixed" by the "Eighteen Hells".
"Stinky fungus" hated it, and glared at it: "What kind of tricks do you want to play? Don't you think it's not enough to torment me?"
"Eighteen Hells" said with a smile: "Don't rush to leave. I still have a dish of 'pouring donkey meat', and there are no subjects to test. For the sake of our tens of thousands of years of friendship, you should help the old man anyway." Friends."
Just now when Zi Xing was talking about the method of "pouring donkey meat", "stinky fungus" was also on the scene, knowing that this dish is also difficult for donkeys-the live donkey is fixed, and there is boiling old soup next to it.The eater specifies a certain part to eat, and the chef peels off that piece of donkey skin to reveal the fresh meat.Use a wooden spoon to scoop the boiling soup over the piece of meat, cut it off when the meat is cooked, and serve it on a plate (the temperature of the 'soup' can directly boil the bones of the donkey, which is no problem).It is said that most of the people who eat this dish do not eat vegetables for the sake of eating, but purely to see how to water the donkey and the expression on the donkey's face.
"Stinky fungus" thought that although he would not die in the future, the "living crime" he would suffer was really terrible.I couldn't help but feel a chill rushing out of my heart.
But she was used to being strong.Although there was timidity emerging in his heart, on the surface he was invincible, and said with a sneer: "Smelly Eighteen, the 'demon donkey' you released to deal with me before is also a rare breed. You probably just imprisoned it." Don't believe you can make such a huge 'monkey donkey' to brew "water donkey meat".
"Eighteen Hells" said honestly: "There is really only that 'demon donkey', but it was wiped out by your thunder and lightning! But, the 'drinking donkey meat' that Mr. Zixin said still has to be done." Yes. At worst, I’ll replace the material with an equally excellent 'demon horse' to clean up a 'pouring horse meat', and the effect will not be much worse..."
"Stinky fungus" was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but uttered an obscenity on the spot: "Smelly eighteen, I. Fuck. You. Ancestor. Eighteenth generation!!!"
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Even if the other party greets their "ancestors" all over again, it can't stop the determination of "Eighteen Hells" to study food.
It summoned a "demon horse" from the dark depths of the "eighth space" with great interest. (full-text e-book free download)
Girls are all about novelty.Seeing that "demon horse" was as big as a dinosaur, with black and shiny hair all over its body, it was incomparable.Compared with the imperial pegasus of "Heaven Realm", it has a unique momentum.
This "demon horse" seems to be the most suitable for carrying a "big devil" to fight in the six worlds, and it is extremely majestic.
The red girl couldn't help but said to Zi Xing's brother: "This 'demon horse' is not bad. In another time and space, it is at least equivalent to a 'BMW-class' brand-name car. Owning it is a symbol of status. Zi Brother Xing, is this the truth?"
Azusa said with great experience: "Did I tell you: In another time and space, I once spent 256 million on a w12-cylinder 6.0 'Volkswagen Phaeton'. That is the world's top limited-edition sedan. It's a pity. After selling it, I found that the 'appearance design' refers to the 'retro style'. Just looking at the appearance, it is not as cool as the 'demon horse' in front of me! When I drive it out, there are not many people who know the goods..."
The girls immediately became interested and asked questions in a hurry.
"Who did you meet who didn't know the goods?" Chi girl asked, taking Zi Xing's arm.
Zi Xing also likes to show off, so he showed a proud expression and said: "One time I drove a 'Phaeton' into the parking lot, and it was parking automatically, and the administrator shouted at me: 'Hey, drive a Passat' Be careful, don’t hit the new BMW 320 next to you, you won’t be able to afford it!’ I got angry when I heard that. I shouted sharply: ‘My car is enough to buy him 10!’”
The "Girl of Artifact Spirit" laughed when she heard it.
The red girl commented disdainfully: That guy who doesn't have long eyes doesn't even know the "Phaeton Volkswagen", and even takes it as a "Passat"! (Actually, this is the first time Chi girl heard the name of "Volkswagen Phaeton", and she only knew it was worth 256 million from brother Zixing! To be honest, the reputation of this car is really too small. However, this It doesn't stop the red girl from despising that parking lot attendant. It's understandable that they don't understand, but you, a guy who "watches cars every day", doesn't understand, then it's too unreasonable...)
Zi Xing started talking, and continued to show off, "One day, I was driving a 'Phaeton' into the gas station, and accidentally, the No. 93 gun of the refueling girl was aimed at the gas station. 'Shushua' came down. I couldn't help but yelled at this reckless little girl: "I want to add 97, who told you to add 93 on your own?!" The little girl kindly replied: "Brother , Passat plus 93 is absolutely fine, how much Passat I add every day, 93 saves money, it’s not a Mercedes-Benz BMW, there’s no need to add 97!” Think of it as a 'Passat' guy!"
"Another day, I went to a nightclub to pick up girls. After I fell in love with a girl, I went out together. The girl saw that I had an extraordinary temperament, so she followed him to the parking lot. When she saw my 'Phaeton', Zhengmei turned her head and left, and said: "It's so cool to invite me to eat Xiaoye when I drive a Santana. I knew I would leave with that fat guy who drove a Camry just now."..."
"One day, I planned to have a banquet for a high-level official, and drove to his home to pick him up. I opened the car door politely, and the high-level official took a closer look, and felt that his identity was weak, so I proposed: 'I still Let the driver drive the a6 out'."
"One day, I went to pick up a friend somewhere, and there were many black cars at the gate of this community. When I was waiting for my friend in the car, I heard black car drivers talking about my car—"Such a good car also comes out It’s a job.” Another said, “Maybe it’s from the unit, but the Passat still needs 8 fuel per 17 kilometers.”... I still lacked the energy to maintain my energy, so I couldn’t help but rolled down the window on the spot, and roared: 'I get [-] oil per [-] kilometers! What kind of eyesight you guys!'”
"Another day, an important friend of my buddy got married and wanted to borrow a heavyweight car. I am a kind person. Although I love cars very deeply, I also lent them generously. Afterwards, my buddy returned the car. I am not without pride Ask him: "How about it, let you look good in front of your friends?" The buddy sighed: "Don't mention it, my friend insisted that this is an old Passat. A red sports car is used as a wedding car, and your car will be the last one in the wedding caravan, specially used to pick up elderly people and children.'... This really left me speechless."
When Zi Xing said this, he shook his head and pretended to be annoyed.But in the eyes of discerning people, he can only see the pride that this guy can't hide.
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The girls are basically consistent with their brother Zi Xing in the general direction.
The black girl also stood in his position and criticized: "Indeed, it's too speechless! Brother Zi Xing, after you sold that Phaeton, haven't you met someone who is 'knowledgeable' and can recognize it at a glance?" Is that the guy with the luxury car worth 256 million?"
"I also met one." Zi Xing said: "One day, I went to a certain place for business. When I parked the car and was about to go out, I heard a conversation between two young people behind me. One of them said, 'Look, wow. , Phaeton!' I felt relieved when I heard that, finally someone who knows the goods... When I was in the middle of the day, I heard another young man say, 'Fuck, there is really a sb who bought it!'”
Hearing Zi Xing's words, the girls all laughed, overjoyed...
The "stinky fungus" who was completely confused, now has a gloomy expression.The hatred in the eyes is poured into the river, and the number of giant sharks that can be "poisoned" is at least four digits or more.
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"Eighteen Hells" didn't have such a high comprehension ability, so naturally they couldn't understand the conversation between Zi Xing and the girls.
Therefore, it didn't pay attention to Zi Xing and the little girl.It ignored the venomous eyes of "Stinky Fungus", and directly forcibly fused the majestic "Demon Horse" with the "Soul Body" of "Stinky Fungus" into a whole.
Thanks to the previous experience, the "Eighteen Hells" seems to be very familiar and easy to handle... After finishing all this, it took a little more than half of the time it took last time.
The "Eighteen Hells" seemed to be full of ideas, and discussed with Zixing: "Hey, Mr. Zixin, when I came out of your 'storage space', I found that there was a huge head in that space." The 'Golden Retriever Monkey'. I dare say that this 'monster monkey' is definitely the biggest monkey I have ever seen. Well, based on my eyesight that I often travel in the Six Realms, it is eight or nine times out of ten that it is the Six Realms It is the largest 'monster monkey' in the world... How about it, Mr. Zixin, isn't there a 'monkey brain' among the delicacies you introduced? Would you like to contribute your 'golden monkey'? Come up with these two delicacies, 'Horse Meat' and 'Monkey Brain', and taste them together..."
Zi Xing didn't expect that the other party knew about the fact that he had a "golden-haired ape" in his "storage ring".But the great ape monkey is a generation with a lot of history, there is absolutely no way for Zi Xing to turn it into a "monkey brain".
Just as she was about to decline the request of "Eighteen Hells", a furious voice suddenly sounded from the scene: "Damn it, he dared to hit your idea on the head of your Great Sage Grandpa! It's extremely abominable!"
As soon as the words fell, a golden light burst out from Zi Xing's "soul body" (actually, it jumped out from the storage space of the "soul body").The cultivator surrounded by this golden light is none other than the golden-haired great ape.
The relationship between the great ape and Zixing is quite special.It is temporarily staying in Zi Xing's "storage space" as a "guest qing".
Entering the "land of lore", the world outside the storage world is quite noisy, and the golden-haired great ape was naturally "alarmed" long ago, and has been paying close attention to what happened in the "outside".
At the beginning, I could still watch the development of the situation with a kind of "outsider" mood.When "Eighteen Hells" proposed to Zixing to turn it into a famous delicacy - "monkey brain", the golden-haired ape couldn't hold back immediately.
The heart fire "cengcengceng" went straight out, and it burned at least three thousand feet in a short time.
Therefore, the golden-haired great ape also ignored that the "Eighteen Hells" belonged to the same camp as Zi Xing at the moment, and belonged to the object of "unity"; moreover, it did not at all "contradictions between itself and the Eighteen Hells belong to 'contradictions among the people', Rather than the concept of 'class.contradiction'", after it jumped out, it screamed at the "Eighteen Hells" for a while.
Regarding the "hostility" of the golden-haired great ape, "Eighteen Hells" didn't take it too seriously.On the contrary, it was quite fresh to see the big ape wearing a piece of animal skin around his body very chicly.
In the concept of this self-cultivation world, the "Qi.b. Short Skirt" that the big ape is wearing now definitely belongs to "extraordinary clothes".If a cultivator with a more conservative mindset sees it, they may even denounce it as "injury, wind, defeat, vulgarity"!
"Eighteen Hells" did not entangle the big ape too much about the topic of "monkey brain" food, but asked it with great interest: "What kind of dress are you wearing?"
The golden-haired great ape glared at it and did not answer with a monkey face.
The girls felt that the "Eighteen Hells" had finally rescued them under the hands of "Stinky Fungus", and they deserved their affection.So the girls don't want to see the big ape falling out with the "Eighteen Hells".
The red girl helped and said slowly: "My lord eighteen, you don't know about that. Brother Jinhou's outfit is the most popular attire nowadays, that's 'qi.b.small.short.skirt'! "
"Just a piece of animal skin like that, is it the most parade dress?" Eighteen Hells were stunned for a while.
"Indeed. Trendy stuff, it's hard for you to understand its 'trend'. Most of the time, it just becomes popular out of nowhere." The white girl said objectively: "For example, the "Tianchao" Jiefang shoes', when the people of heaven and dynasty are not materially developed, they have no choice but to wear them... But you never imagined that 'Jiefang shoes' would be a hot seller in the western world, and their value was comparable to nike. If you were on a certain island Don't be surprised to see a handsome guy on the streets of China wearing green army shoes that are so dirty. This kind of PLA cloth shoes, which have long been abandoned by the Chinese people, has suddenly become a new favorite of fashion. In Mi In China, a pair of improved Jiefang shoes even sold for 65 dollars, which is the same price as the internationally renowned brand Nike..."
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"Eighteen Hells" Although I have only a half-knowledge of it, I feel that the white girl seems to be quite reasonable based on my intuition.
"Existence has its rationale, and everything can't be 'taken for granted'. The truth of things is covered by fog..."
The orange girl said with a bit of philosophical emotion: "For example, the great farmer, uprising, righteous leader Hong Xiuquan who used the name 'equal land and equal wealth', how many people know the number of his wives? … Tsk tsk, there are 16 people under the 208 titles of Ai Niang, Xi Niang, Miao Nv, and Jiao Nv under the jurisdiction of the Queen's Empress; 24 people under the 7 titles of "Ja. Nv" and "Yuan. Nv". A total of 960 are concubines; there are also female officials serving in the service, with 1168 second-rank palms and 60 female divisions each, totaling 20. Adding up all the items, there are a total of more than 1200 women who accompany the Heavenly King in the Heavenly King’s Mansion. He will be 'lucky' at any time... This is still the case that the heavenly king Hong Ge has not obtained all the 'political power'! If he is allowed to overthrow the entire country of the Qing Dynasty, I really don't know how corrupt he will be. What does it look like!!!"
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A common characteristic of girls is that they like to show off.
The other girls couldn't sit still when they heard their companions "Comment on Jiangshan and inspire words".The girl Huang hurriedly said: "...does anyone know that the real Qiu Xiang girl is more than 20 years older than Tang Bo Hu? When mentioning Tang Bo Hu, the image in the film and television works will emerge before everyone's eyes: brilliant, romantic Suave. Especially the story of his "Three Smiles and Autumn Fragrance" is well-known. However, according to Zhuan's research, Qiu Xiang was indeed "pointed", but not Tang Bohu, because the real Qiu Xiang was more than Tang Bo Hu is more than 20 years old..."
The green girl said: "...Some people say that when you are trapped in the car, you can use the 'headrest' to smash the window to escape. In fact, it is not true. The correct way should be to insert the headrest into the gap of the side window glass (choose the corner of the window) part), smash down a few times with your fist, let most of the steel pillar go in, hug the headrest and pull it toward your arms, pry the glass, and instantly kill the seemingly indestructible car window! Never pass your head on again. rumors of smashed windows
Will kill a lot of people! ! !The correct way is: Pry!..."
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In the end, the girls warned the "Eighteen Hells" with a serious face: "Never believe blindly and follow blindly! Many things have to be judged by yourself..."
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