So I took action!

"Hahahaha!"

"It's obvious this guy really likes Miss Robin."

"It's a pleasure to meet you this way, Mr. Cassie! Hahahaha!"

"Good heavens, someone actually calls themselves a dog! That's hilarious!"

"Doesn't anyone find this weird?"

"Cassie was perfectly fine just now, and then suddenly he walked up to me and said he was a dog."

"Shouldn't he have climbed up and said it?"

"Hahahaha!"

Eating melons is a human instinct.

At this point, the masked fools hadn't noticed anything amiss and were all laughing heartily.

however……

Several people in the audience suddenly stood up and shouted angrily:

"You're talking nonsense! I'm Miss Robin's dog!"

"You're the one talking nonsense! I am!"

"I am who I am!"

"..."

Upon seeing this, Cassie, who was the first to rush onto the stage, rushed down.

The group wrestled together, arguing over who was the robin's dog.

Xi Yao was stunned by what she saw.

amount……

Doesn't anyone among them want to be human?

Fine, I'll just be a dog to everyone.

From now on, my sister Robin and I will take them by the hand whenever we go out!

Hehe~

Hanabi, who was standing nearby, laughed heartily at the sight.

She took Xi Yao's hand and whispered in her ear:

"Xi Yao, what kind of illusion did you create for them?"

Why did they become like this?

"Sigh, you can eat anything, but you can't say anything!"

"I didn't control them to do anything weird."

"They're just caught in my illusion and letting their true nature run wild."

"So, this is entirely their truest thought?"

"yes!"

"Pfft~"

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing several people wrestling together, everyone realized that something was wrong.

"What's going on?"

"How did they get into a fight over who acted as a dog?"

Lei Si was silent for a moment, then looked at Xi Yao on the stage.

"Is this what you call a feast of pleasure?"

"Did you finally realize it?"

"Too bad, it's too late now~"

"Hehe~"

"???"

Everyone felt a sudden sense of unease for no apparent reason.

I really want to see some fun!

But I don't want to become a source of amusement for so many people to see!

Some people, sensing the situation is turning sour, are preparing to pave the way for you.

But they found that the door couldn't be opened at all!

To be precise, they couldn't get out of there, and no attack could destroy the tavern.

Spicy!

This time, there's really no escaping it!

Xi Yao smiled slightly, and in an instant, her beautiful eyes reflected a sea of ​​stars once again.

Almost all of the masked fools only felt their bodies suddenly begin to slip out of their control.

Near the stage, a seemingly refined-looking man with long hair and glasses suddenly stood up, one foot on a chair, one hand covering his face, with only one eye visible through the gap between his fingers.

He struck several extremely childish poses and began to laugh wildly.

Hahahaha!

"So what if the starry sky is vast?"

"It's just missing a bit of 'fun' to spice things up!"

"I, the Fool, am the one and only seasoner, using mischief as salt and arrogance as sugar, turning all the conformists into clowns on stage!"

"The God of Fun?"

"I'll reluctantly give you the position of my underling!"

"Remember my name—I'm no nobody, I'm the 'Masked Madman' Lucifer, who gives the entire universe both headaches and makes them laugh out loud!"

After his speech, an air of adolescent chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur) instantly washed over him.

It's hard to imagine that a seemingly refined, bespectacled man could utter such abstract words.

"Holy crap, what kind of monsters and demons are these?"

A middle-parted man with a still-sane appearance and delicate features was completely bewildered.

Suddenly, another slightly overweight man walked over and stared intently at him.

The man with the middle parting was startled and said irritably:

"Are you crazy?!"

Why did you suddenly rush over and stare at me like that?

"Do you know that someone can scare another person to death!"

The slightly chubby man remained silent, simply staring at him.

"Just say what you have to say. You know you're scary looking like this?"

Clearly, he knew the slightly chubby man.

The slightly chubby man seemed to finally lose his temper. He grabbed the middle-parted man's hand, lowered his head, and delivered an epic, powerful thrust.

"Hey bro, you smell amazing!"

"???!!!"

Seeing this, Xi Yao silently gave a thumbs up.

really!

The mountain in people's hearts is Chengdu!

Before she could continue observing what the two people would do next...

Lei Si, who had previously invited Xi Yao, suddenly appeared on stage.

It seems there's nothing wrong with it?

The problem is, he was wearing a pink princess dress, red high heels, heavy makeup, and even lipstick!

Not a buddy?

When did he change his clothes?

He carried a steel pipe and walked with a cat-like gait to the other side of the stage.

"boom!"

The steel pipe extended automatically and got stuck between the ceiling and the floor.

Then, the burly man leaped up and began to perform a pole dance!

Imagine this scene: a burly man, about 1.8 meters tall, with a thick beard and hair, resembling Zhang Fei, wearing a cute pink dress and high heels, heavily made up, spitting out lipstick, and dancing on a pole.

hiss~

That seems really weird!

Unsure, let me take another look.

Yeah, that's pretty weird!

Xi Yao nodded silently, her expression somewhat excited.

Being perverted is great!

I just love watching weird stuff!

Just then, a rather handsome man in a suit produced a flower out of nowhere and slowly walked towards Silica.

The man in the suit knelt down on one knee in front of Silica, smiling as he presented her with the flowers in his hand.

"Miss Silica, actually, I've liked you for a long time!"

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

Xi Yao glanced at them with some surprise.

Surprisingly, while everyone else is going for abstract art, the style here is surprisingly normal.

however……

Silica, who exuded the aura of a mature woman, suddenly became somewhat frantic.

"Why did you confess your feelings to me so directly?! That's not how you do things, Gala Gemuri!"

"You should chat with me more and increase my positive feelings towards you."

"They occasionally send me gifts, and then have special interactions with me on special holidays."

"Finally, in some mysterious event within my heart, he confessed to me, and I agreed to be with him. Then I showed him my special CG."

"Why did you just come up to me and confess your feelings like that?!"

"Gala Gemuri is not like that at all! I don't accept it!"

"ha?"

The man in the suit froze on the spot, as if his CPU was about to overheat.

Xiyao: 6!

If someone can produce Gala Gemu, they should hire a Hajiha (a local deity) for their household.

At this moment, most of the masked fools in the tavern have begun to let loose.

They follow their own nature completely, performing all sorts of abstract acts.

The once spacious, bright, and even warm tavern was now filled with all sorts of howls and cringeworthy lines.

Colorful drinks splashed everywhere.

All sorts of things, some normal and some bizarre, are flying in the sky.

Wine glasses, hats, playing cards, stockings, high heels, bitter tea seeds...

The scene was absolutely chaotic!

Of course, it wasn't entirely an abstract performance.

There are also some that are relatively serious.

For example, Ms. Dave, the bartender at the bar, is currently holding her phone, seemingly chatting with someone.

Her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were downcast, and the corners of her mouth were turned up, making her look extremely alluring.

But such serious scenes are ultimately rare.

"Pfft~"

Hahahaha!

"Hahahaha (laughing so hard he's rolling on the floor) Hahahahaha!"

"Hahaha (twisting, crawling, falling to the ground, getting up and continuing to laugh) Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha (laughing until my stomach hurts) Hahahaha."

Perhaps because the ingredients are too complex, everyone's behavior is too abstract.

Hanabi laughed so hard she lost the ability to speak.

He was twisting and turning on the sofa and the floor, laughing so hard he was almost going crazy.

After a long while, she managed to suppress the corners of her mouth that were almost pointing to the sky.

"Xi Yao, I didn't expect your plan to work so well?"

"The tavern has never had such a wonderful performance before."

"Those guys are either plotting how to have fun or stirring up trouble, trying to get others to fight."

"Now look what's happened, they've all become a source of amusement!"

Xi Yao raised her head slightly, revealing her fair swan neck.

"So, I made my move!"

...

P.S.: Dates are still in short supply!

Have a happy day today!

[Joyful Ideas Recruitment Office]: ...

Some of you might be wondering why I didn't blow up the tavern or say I was Ah-ha?

No rush, there's plenty of time. We can play it slowly later.

Let's start by giving the masked fools a shock from Xi Yao.

We're going to eat something delicious today!

Happy!

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Also, thank you to all the lovely people for the gifts!

Wishing everyone happiness every day!

Love you guys!

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