Chapter 67
My name is Sambo Koski, and I am a businessman with a conscience.
Ariello VI,
Snowfields on the outskirts of the city.
"Huff, huff, huff..."
Sambo was panting heavily.
They managed to shake off Jepard before they arrived.
This guy has incredible willpower!
They chased me the whole way!
Luckily, I, Old Sambo, am not without some real skills, otherwise he might have really caught me.
This trick of using dolls to scam people is clearly the style of Spark.
Why is this guy teaching others how to scam me right from the start?
spark:???
No?
What did I teach?
Why don't I remember teaching Xiyao?
I'm warning you not to talk nonsense!
Do you know I'm suing you for defamation?
Sambo finally relaxed after shaking off Jepard.
He leaned against the wall, his right hand supporting his chin, and began to think.
Okay, now we need to think about what excuse would be most reasonable to bump into them.
Just because Spark can get away with being cute doesn't mean he can too.
Imagine this scene: a tall, burly old Sambo, dressed in flamboyant clothes, rests his chin on his hands, acts cute in a coquettish voice, and then calls out in a high-pitched voice, "Danheng giegie~"
hiss~
It doesn't seem like it's impossible, huh?
I just love watching weird stuff!
cough cough...
Just because Xi Yao can accept it doesn't mean others can.
Putting aside others, Danheng and Walter, being straight men, probably wouldn't be able to accept something so ahead of its time.
Just as Sambo was deep in thought...
Footsteps came from behind the cliff in front.
???
They arrived so quickly?
I haven't come up with a script yet!
Sambo was like someone on a resuscitation ventilator, but without the nine-slot safety mechanism, and the sound of running rats could be heard from the side.
I was absolutely panicking!
At this moment, he couldn't care less about anything else.
Seeing the snowdrift next to him, Sambo had a sudden inspiration and jumped in.
hiss~
It's so cold!
As soon as he jumped in, Sangbo gasped.
It's so cold!
Fortunately.
Barring any unforeseen circumstances, they shouldn't stay here for too long.
I'll be able to leave soon.
Sure enough, shortly after Sambo hid in the snowdrift, the Yalilo pioneer team came over.
"Once we cross the canyon ahead, we should be able to see the city."
Walter glanced at the coordinates on his phone and said.
"Yay!"
"We'll be in town soon!"
March 7th and Xing cheered at the same time.
He ran forward quickly.
Xi Yao glanced at the snowdrift not far away, then exchanged a subtle glance with Huo Hua and smiled at each other.
Let's do something naughty together!
"etc!"
"There's something really tricky going on!"
Xi Yao suddenly blocked March 7th and Xing's path, raising her hand to signal them to stop.
Her gaze was fixed straight ahead, her expression solemn.
This was the first time March 7th had seen Xi Yao with such a serious expression, especially since this was a silent snowfield where hidden dangers could lurk everywhere.
Suddenly, March 7th became a bit tense.
She placed her hands on Xi Yao's right shoulder and cautiously peered ahead.
"W-what's wrong, Xi Yao?"
"What did you find?"
Xing followed closely behind, placing both hands on Xi Yao's left shoulder and peeking out to curiously look around.
"What are you looking at?"
Behind them, Danheng and Walter exchanged a glance, their expressions turning somewhat serious.
If even the Joyful Order can't laugh anymore, the situation is probably not looking good.
This is troublesome!
Xi Yao slowly turned around, her gaze sweeping over March 7th and Xing, then sighed and said earnestly:
"I think I entered the wrong delivery address."
"Everything has been sent to the Black Tower Space Station..."
March 7th: o(≧口≦)o
Don't scare people with this kind of thing!
Star: (。ŏ_ŏ)
Dan Heng: (¬_¬)ノ
Walter: Old Yang, subway, cell phone.jpg
Sure enough, I can't handle this child.
Spark: O(≧▽≦)O
You know what, this is actually quite a tricky situation!
Hahahahahaha!
Sambo:o(▼舖▼メ;)o
I'm truly impressed!
Are you guys coming or not?!
Old Sambo, I'm practically frozen solid!
Perhaps because he had been in the snowdrift for too long, Sambo began to shiver involuntarily.
At first, the fluctuation was small and went unnoticed.
But gradually, Sambo's shaking became more and more severe.
The entire snowdrift began to tremble.
Well, even March 7th noticed that something was wrong with a snowdrift.
then……
The six people stood silently around a snowdrift, watching.
The crowd: watched intently.
Snowdrift: ...
Everyone: Let's continue to observe.
Shivering snowdrifts: ~·~·~·~·~
"Stop hiding, you're shivering from the cold."
March 7th seemed unable to bear it any longer and said with a speechless expression.
Shivering snowdrifts: ~~~~~~~~~~
"Staying silent won't help!"
It was clear that the people in the snowdrift had no intention of coming out.
Dan Heng, carrying Ji Yun, was ready to let Sang Bo experience what it meant to be exhilarated.
At this moment, Xi Yao waved her hand to stop him.
Dan Heng asked in confusion, "Why are you stopping me?"
Xi Yao made a shushing gesture, then pointed to herself, then to the trembling snowdrift next to her, and revealed an evil smile.
Dan Heng understood instantly.
Without any hesitation, Dan Heng nodded.
The best way to deal with someone who's burying their head in the sand is to smash the bell on their head.
As the Masked Fool, Xi Yao is clearly the best executor.
So, under everyone's watchful eyes, Xi Yao took out a small hammer.
The hammer was about the size of a palm, light blue in color, and had some strange patterns engraved on its surface.
spark:?
Why does this hammer look so familiar?
Just as March 7th was wondering what a small hammer could do.
Xi Yao smiled slightly, and the hammer in her hand instantly grew many times larger, transforming into a giant hammer taller than herself.
Everyone: ? ? ? !!!
Old Sangbo, who was hiding in the snow and seemingly impervious to boiling water, was puzzled when he heard the sudden silence around him.
What's going on?
Why is there no sound?
Did they leave?
Just as Sangbo was hesitating whether to peek out, he heard Xi Yao's voice in his ear.
"Let's take off!"
"Bang!"
"Awooo~ Howl!"
Sambo felt as if he had been hit by the Starry Sky Train, and his whole body felt like it was about to fall apart.
He only had time to let out a scream before he was sent flying like a cannonball.
Ah! I'm free!
Goodbye, Mom.
♪Tonight I'm setting sail...
"jiu~"
"boom!"
The old Sambo's shell struck the solid cliff face beside him, and the immense impact left him embedded in it in a strange position.
puff~
Hahahahaha!
You've finally met your match, old Sambo!
It feels so great to see others become the butt of Xi Yao's jokes!
Hahahahahaha!
Spark, who was hiding behind, was practically laughing hysterically.
"Little sister, is it really that serious?"
"I was just feeling too hot and wanted to burrow into a snowdrift to cool off. That didn't bother you, did it?"
"Was it really necessary to go to such lengths?"
Old Sangbo pulled himself out of the cliff and said with a resentful look on his face.
As he spoke, he glanced at the sparks not far away, seemingly unintentionally.
It was as if she was complaining about why she had taught Xi Yao her methods, only to have Xi Yao use them to trick her.
Spark, who was happily watching the show, saw his expression and her smile vanished instantly.
No?
I really didn't teach this!
Sambo: The same doll, the same hammer, do you think I'll believe it?
Hanabi:......
I'm seriously impressed!
Xi Yao: Hehe~
Seeing that Sambo had stopped pretending to be dead, Danheng and Walter came over with March 7 and Star.
Dan Heng crossed his arms, Xing raised his baseball bat, March 7 put his hands on his hips, and Walter held his cane.
Xi Yao hoisted the sledgehammer onto her shoulder.
The five men surrounded Sambo.
"Forehead……"
Seeing the unfriendly expressions on the faces of the people in front of him, Sangbo said from the bottom of his heart:
"Blame me!"
"My appearance was too abrupt; taking this blow was worthwhile, necessary, and deserved!"
"Otherwise, how could I have gotten to know all my good friends?"
"hey-hey"
"Stop grinning like that!"
"Who says you're my friend!"
Xi Yao completely rejected Sang Bo's attempts to get close to her, and asked with a serious expression:
"Tell me honestly, who are you, and what are you doing here?"
"If you don't tell me..."
Xi Yao slowly raised the large hammer in her hand.
"No, no, no! I'll tell you!"
Sambo quickly stopped her.
"My name is Sambo Koski. I'm an honest businessman who just does small-scale trading."
"We're here to buy goods, of course."
"real?"
March 7th stared at him with a suspicious look.
"It couldn't be more real!"
"All right."
March 7th nodded, seemingly believing Sambo's statement.
Walter & Danheng & Xing: ...
You actually believe that?
Spark & Xi Yao: O(≧▽≦)O
Seeing that he seemed to have gotten away with it, Sangbo secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing his expression, Spark smiled slightly.
She suddenly pointed at Sangbo and said:
"I remember now!"
"I saw him on a wanted poster before; he's a fugitive!"
Sambo:? ? ?
No?
I managed to fool them all!
Is it a person?
...
P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?
[Joyful Ideas Recruitment Office]: ...
Poor old man with arthritis~
Meeting Xi Yao and Huo Hua was truly his good fortune.
In addition, there is some sad news.
The author has something to do today, so tomorrow might be...
Of course, we'll still update it!
Being as clever as I am, of course I'll type it out in advance!
Hehe~
Thank you for reading and for the gifts, my lovely readers!
Goodnight~