Chapter 56

Xi Yao... she thinks my private parts are too small! She doesn't want me anymore! Wa

"Good move!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Fireworks are like a curious little girl, constantly searching for interesting scenes.

"Xi Yao, Xi Yao, look over there!"

As if she had seen something interesting, Hanabi excitedly patted Yuyao on the shoulder.

"Xiyao?"

What's going on? Why isn't she responding?

Hanabi turned her head and looked over, then suddenly trembled.

Xi Yao was squinting, staring at him with a malicious look.

A very bad premonition suddenly welled up in Hanabi's heart.

She silently took half a step back and asked cautiously:

"Wait, Xi Yao, you're not going to go after me too, are you?"

"Aren't we two on the same side?"

"Aren't we best friends?"

"You wouldn't lay a hand on me, would you...?"

"I don't think so..."

"No way!"

"Harmful."

"No need to thank me, it was just a small favor."

"Who needs to thank you!"

"Not honored!"

"Run!"

Hanabi turned around, seemingly wanting to run away.

But how could Xi Yao let her get away?

As Hanabi ran away, she looked back in fear and found that Yuyao was no longer on the stage.

When I turned around again, I was instantly startled.

Xi Yao had already appeared in front of her!

A beautiful starry sky was reflected in her pale blue eyes, and Xi Yao's signature mischievous smile appeared on her face.

"Fireworks, listen to me!"

Hanabi instantly stood at attention, her eyes losing their luster.

Why did Xi Yao come to the tavern?

Of course we're here to visit!

At this point, some of you might be wondering: Is Zun Du fake?

Xi Yao: Zun Du!

Trust me! Would I, the dignified Envoy of Pleasure, lie to you?

Xi Yao, I'm really just here for a visit~

My little cuties: So why did you take action?

Xi Yao: Of course, it's to bring joy to everyone!

Look how happy they are now!

Hehe~

As for why they targeted fireworks as well...

Everyone has already felt the joy.

How could Xiao Xiyao forget Sister Huahuo?

Firework Sister is Xiao Xiyao's best friend.

Of course, Xiao Xiyao wants to make Sister Huahuo feel more joy!

Therefore, Hanabi-neechan's illusion magic is a specially customized version!

I'm sure you'll like it!

Hehe~

Xi Yao reached out and picked up the unconscious Hua Huo in her arms.

Soon, Huahuo involuntarily curled up in Xiyao's arms, just like a kitten.

I have to say, Hanabi looks so cute when she's asleep!

Even girls would find it hard not to make mistakes towards such a cute girl like Hanabi, right?

Xi Yao carried Hua Huo to a room and gently placed her on a soft bed.

Looking at the delicate girl who had no ability to resist, Xi Yao's smile gradually became distorted.

"Hehehe~"

"Hanabi-neechan, I'm here~"

Xi Yao once again extended her wicked hand to Hua Huo.

After a thoroughly enjoyable exploration...

Xi Yao took out a key.

"This should be the key to the tavern's cellar, right?"

"By the way, what exactly is Hanabi's status in the tavern? And why does she have the key to the tavern's cellar?"

"Was she a bartender before?"

"Never mind, now that we have the key, it's time to get down to business."

At this point, some of you might be wondering...

With such a great opportunity, aren't you going to do something about Hanabi?

I know you're in a hurry, but please don't rush!

She's asleep, so what's the point?

Wouldn't it be better to apply it after she wakes up?

He thoughtfully covered Hanabi with a blanket and closed the door.

"Time to do something naughty~"

Hehe~

Time is like a holiday; it's always hard-won and yet it flies by.

This joyous feast has finally come to an end.

The masked fools gradually awoke from their illusion.

Seeing the chaotic scene before them, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

……

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

Recalling their past actions, some people were so embarrassed they could practically dig a three-bedroom apartment out of their feet.

Of course, some people don't feel ashamed at all.

I actually think these are really hot Thai pants!

Those with high moral standards felt ashamed and quickly left.

The remaining masked fools were not angry at all; in fact, many of them found it quite amusing.

Besides that, they realized something.

That means Xi Yao really is the Envoy of Pleasure.

The masked fools in the tavern are all hidden talents.

Those who can make others laugh are never weak.

If Xi Yao weren't the envoy, it would have been impossible for everyone to fall victim to her scheme.

"I never expected her to actually be the messenger?"

"Just who is this Xi Yao? How come I've never heard of her before?"

"Perhaps only Miss Hanabi can answer this question? After all, aren't she and Yuyao best friends?"

Where is Miss Hanabi?

"Look, they're drinking over there."

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw that Hanabi was sitting at a round table next to the bar, with empty bottles on the table, at least a dozen at a glance.

Hanabi was already quite drunk, her pretty face flushed, and she was swaying her head.

Even so, she kept pouring herself more wine.

"Miss Hanabi, where's your best friend?"

Upon hearing this, Hanabi suddenly buried her face in her arms on the table and began to cry.

The masked fools around them were immediately intrigued by this scene.

"Oh my god, Hanabi-san is crying! This is hilarious! Hahahaha!"

"No, I have to record this moment right away!"

"Could it be that Miss Hanabi is preparing to join the mourners? Good heavens! If that's the case, I'll definitely go to the gondola every day to hear Miss Hanabi's cries! Hahahaha!"

"Wait, can I steal Hanabi's mask now?"

"I thought Xi Yao was invincible, but I never expected someone to be even more valiant than her, actually making Miss Hanabi cry!"

"Whose subordinate is this?"

As we all know, gossiping is human nature.

What's more, it's the Masked Fool who loves to have fun the most.

Hanabi's unusual behavior immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.

Soon, someone couldn't contain themselves and came up to Hanabi with a smile, asking:

"Ms. Hanabi, you seem to have had a bit too much to drink?"

"No! I'm not drunk!"

"I can still drink!"

Very well, assessment complete. This guy is truly drunk.

A wicked smile flickered across the man's lips as he asked:

"Hanabi-san, what could have made you so sad?"

"Why don't we tell everyone and make us all happy?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"Tell us about it!"

Hanabi, who was half-lying on the round table, slowly sat up, and only then could everyone see her face clearly.

Her eyes were red and a little swollen, with glistening tears still clinging to the corners.

She sobbed softly, her expression one of deep sorrow.

"Xi Yao, she...she..."

"Oh? So this matter is related to Miss Xi Yao!"

"Miss Hanabi, what exactly did Miss Yuyao do?"

"Hurry! I am King Urgent!"

When Hanabi stopped speaking halfway through her sentence, the crowd of onlookers around her were getting impatient.

"Xi Yao... complained that my...are small!"

"She doesn't want me anymore!"

"Waaaaah~"

……

After a two-and-a-half-second silence, the tavern erupted in a burst of incredibly cheerful laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"Good heavens! No wonder Hanabi-san never had a boyfriend; it turns out she actually likes girls!"

"Miss Hanabi is so petite, and Miss Yuyao is so petite too, they really are a perfect match! Hahahaha!"

"Poor Hanabi, her girlfriend complained that her penis was too small, and she was so upset that she had a mental breakdown. She was crying and making a scene, sob sob, so pitiful!"

"It's okay, Ms. Hanabi, being small is cute too!"

"Miss Hanabi, that's easy! Just find a specialist to give you the implants, right?"

"Or, should I just go to the God of Joy and make a wish, asking Him to turn you into a thunderbolt?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Waaaaah~"

Hanabi seemed to be on the verge of a breakdown, covering her face and crying as she walked toward a room.

Behind him, the ever-present laughter of the masked fools echoed.

At the bar, Dave casually picked up a bottle of liquor from the fireworks table, smelled it, and a meaningful smile appeared on her lips.

It turned out to be the case.

Looks like there's going to be a good show coming soon.

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