Chapter 468
He is not unconscious, he is asleep!
Chapter 468 He is not unconscious, he is asleep!
Finally, one person asked timidly, "Doctor Chen, is this patient beyond help???"
Another intern quickly replied, "No way, we just checked this patient, and his vital signs are relatively stable!"
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"Me, me, me! I testified to several interns that this patient didn't look as serious as the other one just now."
"But judging from Dr. Chen's expression, it's clear that the patient's condition is beyond our expectations. Will it delay the treatment?"
"Hiss! If this really delays the patient's condition, Dr. Zheng Xin and these interns will be in trouble!"
"But the situation just now was very clear. Even the one who was vomiting blood was almost beyond saving. We can't put this patient who seems to be breathing normally on a ventilator first, right?"
"But if the disease is really delayed, the patient's family will definitely come to ask for an explanation."
"Yes, if it's the doctor's fault, then it's not a medical dispute!"
"..."
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Looking at the interns in front of him, they were obviously panicking.
Chen Mu, who has always appeared relatively calm.
I couldn't help it either.
He sighed again and said helplessly, "But when you were treating this patient, didn't you have any doubts in your mind?"
What doubts?
Looking at the people in white coats in front of me, their big eyes are eager to learn.
Chen Mu: "..."
Chen Mu finally understood.
These guys.
They were all so stupid that they hadn't noticed anything unusual before.
After another brief sigh.
Chen Mu reluctantly reminded, "Could it be that none of you noticed that the patient's vital signs were a little too stable?"
Too stable?
Several interns were still carefully analyzing what Chen Mu had just said.
Considering.
This sentence is too stable. What does it represent at this time?
Chen Mu.
He made a move that made everyone's jaw drop.
"Hey! Wake up!"
"Wake up!"
Under everyone's incredulous gaze, Chen Mu slapped the "unconscious" patient in an almost rough manner.
What made several interns even more unbelievable was that
The one in front of me.
They were just now constantly monitoring the patient's vital signs.
That's it...
Watery???
He opened his eyes and complained, "I'm so sleepy..."
Then his eyes widened in disbelief.
He stared intently at the live camera that was right in front of him.
patient:"!!!"
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"Congratulations, young man, you're also dead!"
"Now the whole internet knows that you can't afford to lose, and you've made yourself dizzy with anger!"
“Hahahaha!!! You guys on the barrage never thought of letting him go!”
"I feel like these interns will be scolded by their instructors when they return to school because they can't even tell the difference between being asleep and being unconscious."
"But despite the commotion just now, the patient didn't wake up. He just lay there, looking like a comatose person. How come he woke up after Doctor Chen slapped him twice?"
"Is it possible that those two slaps Dr. Chen gave just now only looked simple, but actually there was some technique behind them?"
"It's not impossible. This is further proof that Chinese medicine is far more magical than we imagined!"
"..."
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Meeting the patient's surprised eyes.
Chen Mu just said calmly: "The school is broadcasting live. If you mind, I can ask the live camera to leave now."
The patient lay on the stretcher with a look of despair on his face.
I could only deny what Chen Mu said.
He raised his hand and pointed at the group of alumni around him who were taking pictures of him with their cell phones.
He looked at Chen Mu again with a puzzled look, "Doctor Chen, are you sure that if you let the live camera go now, no one will film me?"
These guys at their school.
The filming is even more active than the cameraman of the program crew.
But if I have to be photographed anyway, I might as well be photographed by the program crew.
The photographers of the program crew are professional after all.
At least they will be more professional than these alumni, and the photos will look better.
The patient himself, who was trying to find joy in suffering, thought so in his heart.
Chen Mu smiled and said, "It seems that you have accepted the filming of the program crew?"
The boy nodded. "I don't have any hidden illness! Why would I be afraid of you taking my pulse?"
Chen Mu: “6!”
Every patient who comes to see Chinese medicine is so confident before diagnosis.
Putting his hand on the boy's wrist, Chen Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "Classmate, the living expenses given by your family are very sufficient!"
Boy: "It's OK, but..."
The boy began to retract his hand and looked at Chen Mu with a look of fear in his eyes. "How did you know that I have enough money to live on? Doctor Chen, do you know my Alipay password? Are you a Chinese medicine doctor or a charlatan?"
Chen Mu: "..."
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“Hahahaha!!! I’m dying of laughter. This guy’s reaction is so realistic!”
"Actually, I also want to know, this guy doesn't have any expensive clothes on him, how did Dr. Chen know that he has a good living allowance?"
"Yeah, not to mention the clothes, even the cell phones are very ordinary ones that cost less than 2,000 yuan."
"Then it's purely based on feeling the pulse. Do you have money in your pocket?"
"That's impossible. If Chinese medicine pulse diagnosis is really that magical, then is it pulse diagnosis or fortune-telling?"
"Chinese medicine: Even if Hua Tuo came, I would not admit that this is fortune-telling!"
"Okay, okay! Then I'll find a Chinese doctor to tell your fortune tonight. Oh, no, I'll take your pulse..."
"..."
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Meeting the patient's overly surprised look.
Chen Mu was also speechless without disguising his feelings.
After curling his lips.
He started to complain: "Classmate, have you ever thought that you, who smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, look like a poor person?"
An apartment downstairs.
Among the group of men in the dormitory who heard clearly what Chen Mu said, there were constant sounds of gasps.
"My goodness, we all go to the same school, why are these guys so rich?"
"I have to smoke one cigarette a day now because I have no money in my pocket. He smokes two packs a day???"
"Although I like smoking, it is harmful to health after all. He really feels that he has lived too long with this amount!"
"They have money, maybe they think they can go to the hospital to renew the bill to save their lives!" "..."
in the crowd.
I don't know who it is, but he becomes more and more sour the more he talks.
The patient lying on the ground rubbed his hair embarrassedly when he heard this discussion.
Sighed.
He explained to Chen Mu seriously: "Doctor Chen, I didn't smoke so much before. I only started recently."
Chen Mu nodded.
He could also get this information from the patient's pulse.
As long as the patient did not lie in front of the doctor, Chen Mu was too lazy to interrupt the patient.
The patient is very obvious.
As if afraid of Chen Mu's misunderstanding, he continued to explain, "During this period of time, we have been practicing in the canyon every minute, and we have been practicing all night long..."
"At first I drank coffee and strong tea, but later I felt so sleepy that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I smoked one cigarette after another. By the time I realized what was happening, the whole box was gone..."
"Actually, I know this isn't a good idea, but sometimes, you can't control it just because you want to..."
The patient rubbed his face and tried to explain.
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"I accept the patient's explanation. In many cases, it is the unconscious behavior that consumes the most energy."
"That's true. When I was eating snacks unconsciously before, by the time I realized it, all the snacks on the coffee table were in my stomach."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! And I was eating while watching TV. By the time I realized it, I was almost dead from overeating!"
"I thought I was the only one who had this unconscious consumption behavior, but looking at the comments, is it possible that everyone has this behavior?"
"The patient is afraid that Dr. Chen will classify him as someone who is good at committing suicide!"
"Guess, is he explaining this to Dr. Chen or to his parents?"
"What does this have to do with our parents? Our parents' generation probably rarely watched live broadcasts, right?"
"But our parents will watch TikTok. Big data is so powerful nowadays, so the clips of his son will definitely be pushed to them. When the parents see it, they will be shocked!"
"I gave you a little more living allowance because I was worried that you wouldn't have enough to eat and wear in school. I didn't expect you to spend all your money on this. So I'll deduct some of your living allowance!"
"Okay, okay! I can't see through his little tricks because I'm poor and I don't deserve him!"
"..."
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Chen Mu nodded. "Staying up late and eating unhealthy food are basically commonplace issues. Finally..."
Chen Mu stopped here.
There was a sudden pause in his tone.
He turned his head and looked at the live camera behind him, "How about you please step aside for a moment so I can talk to this student?"
He nodded obediently like the cameraman.
He was about to leave with the camera, but the patient who had just been lying on the ground suddenly jumped up.
He stood in front of the camera and looked at Chen Mu warily, "Doctor Chen, I think even if I really have some illness, I can still talk about it in front of the live camera!"
He just finished saying that he had no hidden illness.
Chen Mu suggested to leave the live camera for a while.
What a joke.
If this were seen by some interested people, I wonder how it would be interpreted!
At least the rumor that he had a hidden illness could spread quickly on the Internet.
He is still just a young man and doesn’t have a girlfriend yet!
Chen Mu didn't expect the other party to react so excitedly. After opening his mouth, he persuaded him helplessly: "Classmate, let's ask the live camera to leave for a while. What I want to tell you is very short. I will be back in a minute or two."
The patient continued to shake his head. “Isn’t this live show a collaboration with our school? As a member of Haicheng University, Dr. Chen, I am very willing to cooperate with the filming of the program!”
Chen Mu touched his nose awkwardly.
Sincerely suggested: "Classmate, you don't have to be willing to cooperate..."
"There are already many famous people on this show at our school, so there's no need to add you..."
mainly.
Your problem, if you speak it out.
You really could become famous on the Internet.
Normal people.
After hearing what Chen Mu said to this point, I could more or less understand some of the hints from Chen Mu's side.
Take advantage of the opportunity to get off the mountain.
I will not continue to strongly demand that the follow-up camera must stay.
Can be biased.
The fragile college student in front of Chen Mu is not a normal person at all.
But a stubborn donkey!
This stubborn donkey is determined to get to the bottom of things.
He stared at Chen Mu eagerly and continued to ask: "Doctor Chen, you'd better stop avoiding the camera and tell me directly what other problems I have."
"I promise you with my integrity that I will never shy away from seeking medical treatment!"
The boy put a few fingers up beside his head.
He actually knew very well that since Chen Mu said this, it meant that there was something wrong with his body.
There are even some people who just want to watch the show online.
They say Chen Mu is the Black and White Impermanence of Haicheng University. These fragile college students, no matter who they are, will die once they are named by Chen Mu!
But the boys' psychology really doesn't matter.
He just needs to prove that he has no hidden illness and retain the right to choose his spouse for the remaining years of his college career.
Chen Mu really hadn't thought about it.
Even after saying this, this fragile college student in front of me is still so stubborn.
After sighing softly.
Chen Mu spoke helplessly, making one last confirmation, "Are you really not allowing the live camera to leave, and letting the camera stay here?"
The boy nodded. "Even if I am sick, it is a legitimate illness. Why should I avoid the live camera?"
Chen Mu: "..."
Good words can't persuade a damned ghost.
He quietly looked away, somewhat unwilling to look at the expression of this fragile college student in front of him.
Chen Mu finally spoke, "I just want to say that your spleen and kidneys are a little weak now. Don't watch porn movies day and night. It's not good for your health..."
As Chen Mu's words fell.
There was clearly a large group of vulnerable college students gathered in the space at the entrance of an apartment, but in that brief moment, it was so quiet that even a pin drop could be heard.
The boy looked at the patient with some amazement.
The girls were a little disdainful.
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"666!!! Regardless of day or night, you are the one who is addicted!"
"For the right to choose a spouse, he wants to keep the live camera no matter what. Why do I feel that after this live broadcast, this guy has completely lost the right to choose a spouse for four years in college?"
"Tsk! The Internet is so developed now, and short videos on self-media spread so quickly. Everyone should be more confident. What he may lose is not only the right to choose a spouse during his four years in college, but also the right to choose a spouse after graduation!!!"
"Doctor Chen: I have tried very hard to persuade you..."
"When Dr. Chen turned his head to the side, I knew he might say something shocking. I didn't expect it! Hahahaha!!!"
"Am I the only one who is curious about where he gets his resources from?"
"This is very simple. Just find a comment section and leave a fill-in-the-blank question. There will be many enthusiastic netizens who will help you do it!"
“Hahahaha!!! I was fine originally, but it’s all my own fault. I’m totally screwed!”
"..."
(End of this chapter)