Chapter 490
: The school hospital also deals with paronychia? This is no cheaper than a pedicure shop
Chapter 490: The school hospital also deals with paronychia? This is no cheaper than a pedicure shop!
Chen Mu was too lazy to go to the cafeteria again.
I resigned myself to my fate and made myself a pack of instant noodles that I had asked someone to buy.
Being able to eat instant noodles every day was his childhood wish.
Maybe he is a very lucky man.
after all.
When he grew up, he really realized his childhood wish.
Chen Mu thought to himself while trying to find joy in the midst of suffering.
"Doctor Chen, I have a question..."
A man in a white coat knocked on the door of the school clinic. Chen Mu felt unwell when he heard the other party just start talking.
He looked at the intern who suddenly appeared with extreme vigilance.
"Doctor Chen, there are no serious patients! I swear!" The intern was startled when he met Chen Mu's eyes that suddenly became sharp.
Available soon.
The intern realized what Chen Mu was thinking and raised his finger.
Facing Chen Mu, he swore a solemn oath seriously.
Chen Mu: "..."
There is no need to be so serious.
—
"I used to only see the patients' perspectives, but after watching this live show, I realized that some patients are actually pretty amazing."
"When I was interning at a hospital, I saw that a certain patient would be taken seriously by the entire department from the moment he registered. It wasn't because his condition was that serious, but because the patient himself was a very difficult person to deal with, and each time he brought a family member who was very difficult to communicate with..."
"As a fellow clinician, I understand your pain, my dear brothers!"
"You really have to believe in hospital metaphysics. Basically, if you say you're too idle, you'll get a mass incident."
"Car crashes, explosions, food poisoning... As an emergency doctor, I've had the honor of seeing them all..."
"What's scary is not the mass incidents, but the fact that several mass incidents happened at the same time. If you ask me, I'll say I've experienced it and I'll have the urge to quit on the spot..."
"..."
—
Chen Mu looked at the intern's expression, a little confused: "Since there are no seriously ill patients, can't you solve it yourself?"
"Or is it some unpopular case?"
The intern doctor had a complicated expression, "The patient's condition is not serious, and the case is relatively common."
Chen Mu didn't understand, "Then why can't you solve it?"
The professionalism of this group of interns should be pretty good!
After the intern doctor regrouped himself, he spoke anxiously, "Doctor Chen, this is the case. This patient has paronychia and came to the school hospital for a pedicure."
Chen Mu: "..."
First, we went to the school hospital to soak our feet in a group.
Now I come to the school hospital to get my feet done again.
Shouldn't he praise these fragile college students? !
after all.
This group of people are quite good at developing new uses for the school hospital.
The interns saw that Chen Mu also had a petrified expression, which looked exactly the same as when they faced the patient just now.
The corners of his lips couldn't help but rise a little.
But when he met Chen Mu's unfriendly gaze, the intern immediately lowered his lips and said, "Doctor Chen, we can also treat paronychia. We understand the principles of related operations. However, I don't know if the school hospital of Haicheng University has the relevant tools?"
Don’t ever have that!
Don’t ever have that!
The intern prayed silently in his heart.
however.
A smile is something that will only disappear, not move.
Chen Mu's lips curled up, "I'll get it for you now, I have it."
"Although it has been disinfected, it is recommended that you disinfect it again for the safety of the patient before use."
Chen Mu said as he spoke.
He actually took out a full set of pedicure tools for the intern from the cabinet behind him.
Looking at what Chen Mu handed him.
The intern took it stiffly, and then looked at Chen Mu with an indescribable confusion in his eyes.
Intern: "Doctor Chen..."
Chen Mu smiled: "Hmm?"
Intern: "It's just a school hospital, is it necessary to go to this extent..."
Paronychia can be treated at a Grade A hospital, which is within his knowledge.
But the school hospital of Haicheng University is just a school hospital.
Chen Mu shrugged, "I don't know if this is necessary, but since the day I came to the Haicheng University Hospital, the school hospital can treat paronychia for students, so..."
The intern doctor accepted his fate and left with the plate in his hand. "I understand. I will go and treat the paronychia of that student now..."
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"Before, Dr. Chen treated so many difficult and complicated diseases, and I didn't realize the value of Haicheng University Hospital. But now when I saw this paronychia, I suddenly realized it!"
"To be honest, I spent thousands of dollars at a pedicure shop for a paronychia..."
"I remember that the school hospital of Haicheng University can also treat athlete's foot."
"Are there any pedicure shops near Haicheng University? Are they closed?"
"There are not many students going to the pedicure shops near our school, not to mention the clinics. After all, the school hospital is free, but the clinics charge fees."
"I'm going to take the entrance exam to Haicheng University with my paronychia!"
"..."
—
After the intern left.
Chen Mu was alone in the school infirmary, eating instant noodles.
Because he had no work at the moment, Chen Mu even clicked on a popular variety show recently.
Watching while eating instant noodles.
After Su Bingbing came in, she saw that Chen Mu seemed to be quite free.
I was just about to say a few words of admiration.
She saw that Chen Mu's movements were much faster than hers.
Chen Mu raised a finger, "Shh!"
Su Bingbing: "..."
I was just about to say that Chen Mu might be exaggerating a bit. Could she say anything bad about Haicheng University Hospital?
The words came to my lips.
Su Bingbing suddenly remembered something belatedly.
Maybe……
Really? ?
Just a while ago, she had just questioned Chen Mu.
There was a patient downstairs shouting for help.
Think of this.
Su Bingbing felt a little guilty and made a zipper-like motion on her mouth.
Only then did Chen Mu withdraw his gaze from Su Bingbing.
Continue watching variety shows.
And Su Bingbing sat quietly beside Chen Mu.
Accompany Chen Mu to watch variety shows.
Occasionally, a few interns came in and asked Chen Mu a few questions, but most of them were not serious illnesses.
I saw Chen Mu yawn again.
Su Bingbing suggested, "Doctor Chen, there is no work for you at the moment. Why don't you go to the lounge next door and take a rest? If there are patients who cannot be treated, other interns will definitely come to you on their own initiative."
Su Bingbing had just finished speaking when she saw Chen Mu looking at her with a somewhat horrified look.
Look at her.
Su Bingbing: "!!!"
Even Su Bingbing thought that she had seen all kinds of big scenes on variety shows.
But right now.
When Su Bingbing met Chen Mu's frightened eyes, she couldn't help but lose her composure.
He smiled somewhat stiffly, "I didn't say anything just now...it shouldn't be that serious..."
Su Bingbing smiled awkwardly.
Chen Mu also waved his hands in panic, "Not really, not really..."
talking.
Chen Mu rushed into the lounge next door as if he was escaping.
After quickly changing into the four-piece suit.
I lay down, closed my eyes and began to rest, preparing for a nap.
But he didn't know if he was hallucinating, he always felt like he heard hurried footsteps? ?
bang-
The door of Chen Mu's lounge was pushed open from the outside very roughly.
Su Bingbing pushed the door open in a panic, "Doctor Chen, there are four patients suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning in the boys' dormitory of an apartment. The security personnel on campus are already putting out the fire, but the patients..."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
Without even putting on his shoes, Chen Mu stepped on his shoes, found his medical box, and rushed out.
In the school hospital.
There were many interns like Chen Mu who were equally anxious and panicked when they rushed out.
As Chen Mu rushed out, he shouted angrily, "There is no gas in the school dormitory, so why did carbon monoxide poisoning occur?"
Before Su Bingbing could explain, Chen Mu spoke again: "Reporter Su, who called the school hospital? Is the person who called still at the scene of the accident?"
Su Bingbing followed Chen Mu and rushed into the school ambulance.
At this moment.
Su Bingbing played the role of Chen Mu's assistant again, just like before.
Su Bingbing: "The call was from He Congming. When he returned to the dormitory, he found thick smoke in the dormitory next door, and there seemed to be a fire."
"Fortunately, they were quite familiar with the dormitory next door, so they didn't need to wait for the fire brigade to come and break down the door. He Congming directly used the spare key that the dormitory next door had left in their dormitory and opened the door."
"Those students got a coal stove from somewhere and had barbecue in the dormitory."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
Are those students?!
Those are some living dads!!!
Su Bingbing: "It would have been fine if they had barbecued over an open fire in the dormitory, but these students also closed all the doors and windows of the dormitory, which led to their carbon monoxide poisoning..."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
—
"Should we thank Dacongming this time? If Dacongming hadn't discovered something was wrong with their dormitory, someone might have died at Haicheng University..."
"Closing the doors and windows, using coal to grill meat, I really can't imagine that this is something a group of college students would do?!"
"I did the same thing when I graduated from graduate school. I can only say that sometimes people do have a missing string in their brains. What's more terrifying is that a group of people with missing strings in their brains gathered together."
"Before, Doctor Chen said that they could add He Congming as a good friend who could be used in critical moments. I thought that Doctor Chen's statement was a bit too much praise for He Congming. Now I understand that He Congming's value is still rising!"
"He Congming: Now you acknowledge my value!"
"..."
—
"It was He Congming who called, right?"
Chen Mu nodded.
He did not continue talking to Su Bingbing at the moment, but found He Congming’s WeChat on his mobile phone.
Subsequently.
A WeChat call was made.
"He Congming, are you at the scene of the accident now?"
He Congming: "Yes, Doctor Chen, the school security personnel took photos as evidence and are now clearing the coal and flammable materials from the scene."
"The dormitories were also opened for ventilation and nearby people were evacuated."
Chen Mu, who was previously very nervous, listened to what He Congming said.
I felt inexplicably relieved.
He Congming: "We have organized people to carry several patients to the first floor. Although it is a little hotter outside, the ventilation is better. They should need fresh air in their carbon monoxide poisoning situation."
Just listening to He Congming's words.
Even Chen Mu felt that one should look at someone with new eyes after three days of absence.
There was a hint of praise in his tone, "He Congming, you did a great job. Are you in the dormitory now, or next to the patient?"
He Congming: "Doctor Chen, I'm near the patients. I thought you wouldn't be able to get here soon. If any of them are in a bad condition, we should be able to find out in time here."
"There are a lot of onlookers at the scene, so many eyes are here, they shouldn't die here!"
Chen Mu: "First check whether the breathing and heartbeat of the four patients are normal."
He Congming: "I can feel their breathing and heartbeats. I borrowed a few sports bracelets at the scene and put them on their hands. So far, I can confirm that the heart rates of these guys are all normal, and I can feel their breathing with my hands."
Chen Mu: "He Congming, you did very well."
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"I was just wondering how someone who doesn't know anything about medicine can tell whether a patient's heartbeat is normal, but the smart sports bracelet made me feel numb!"
"I have to say it, as long as Da Congming doesn't take the lead in committing suicide, he is still very strong!"
"He has clear logic and organizational skills. Maybe he will become a real figure in the future."
"You are so smart, how could you fail to get into Shanghai University as a graduate student?"
"You are so smart, you must be able to study for a master's and a doctorate degree!"
"Since I'm already completing my master's and doctoral studies, I think I can stay on to teach at the school."
"Doctor Chen, dead!"
"..."
—
Chen Mu didn't know that in just a short moment, the onlookers on the barrage had already started making fun of the meme again.
He just said seriously, "He Congming, there should be a lot of people who can help you at the scene. Before we arrive, please let these four patients lie on their sides instead of lying flat on their backs."
"Okay, Doctor Chen, I'll let you know when it's done."
He Congming didn't understand the difference between lying flat and lying on the side for a patient suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.
But just by listening to Chen Mu's overly serious tone, He Congming could understand that this was very important for several patients.
He didn't hang up the phone at that moment.
Instead, he kept calling for help.
Before doing it instead.
He Congming is clearly the most unreliable person in the eyes of all the doctors in the school hospital.
After all, this guy caused a lot of people to imitate him with a light bulb.
At that time, the interns in the school hospital even complained that their hands were almost numb from tapping light bulbs.
But now.
Call on other students to help patients, help doctors, and observe the patients' conditions.
He was actually the most unreliable student in their eyes, He Congming.
Su Bingbing sat next to Chen Mu, listening to the conversation between He Congming and Chen Mu, and was amazed.
More than a minute later.
He Congming's voice came from the phone, "Doctor Chen, the four students are already in the side-lying position, but..."
He Congming's voice began to be tinged with fear.
(End of this chapter)