Chapter 472
: Stay and fart a few more times to verify it?
Chapter 472: Stay and fart a few more times to verify it?
“Zhuang Ruoruo!!!”
Su Bingbing was originally outside hiding from the stench.
When he heard some noise in the school infirmary, he rushed back out of habit.
As soon as you enter the house.
Then he saw Zhuang Ruoruo falling down.
Su Bingbing's beautiful eyes widened in shock.
But after seeing Chen Mu taking Zhuang Ruoruo's pulse, he didn't dare to say the words that were on his lips blindly.
Just stood aside, rubbing his hands anxiously.
Waiting for Chen Mu to give an answer.
"Zhuang Ruoruo is fine." Chen Mu took his hand away from Zhuang Ruoruo's wrist.
He carried the person back to the examination bed and pulled the bed curtains again with a subtle expression.
Several interns nearby frowned when they saw this scene.
Someone even took the initiative to speak.
"Doctor Chen, logically speaking, among all the doctors present, your expertise is the best. I shouldn't question it, but how could Zhuang Ruoruo be okay?"
The first person to speak.
The person behind.
Naturally, you can speak freely and say whatever you want to say.
"Doctor Chen, Zhuang Ruoruo just lost consciousness suddenly. Are we just going to leave him there and not care about him?"
"Even if Zhuang Ruoruo's condition is difficult, we can send him to a better hospital instead of ignoring him."
"Yes, Doctor Chen! We all think that Zhuang Ruoruo's condition may still be able to be saved!"
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"Great! I really like these interns. Their work attitude is very upright now."
“No matter what their level is, they should put their patients first, and they did it.”
"It's ok that the interns are confused, but why are there people in the comments who think that Dr. Chen really doesn't care about Zhuang Ruoruo anymore?"
"Yes, I saw it clearly. Before Doctor Chen put Zhuang Ruoruo aside, he clearly felt her pulse. It was obvious that he gave up caring for her after confirming her current condition."
"Every doctor has his own pace in treating patients. In fact, we should give Dr. Chen more trust!"
"..."
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Listen to the voices of these guys.
Even though Chen Mu had acted very calm before, he was somewhat stunned at this moment. "When did I say I don't care about Zhuang Ruoruo? But Zhuang Ruoruo just fell asleep. She has such a poor sleep quality and finally got a chance to fall asleep, so of course I let her continue to sleep!"
Zhuang Ruoruo.
Fell asleep? !
The people in white coats who were just arguing for Zhuang Ruoruo's treatment opportunity.
Incredible.
He turned his head stiffly and looked in the direction where Zhuang Ruoruo was lying with her eyes closed.
His breathing and pulse were steady, and he could occasionally smack his lips.
It seems.
It is indeed a sign of falling asleep.
but……
But! ! !
A group of people in white coats looked in the direction where Zhuang Ruoruo was sleeping in confusion. No one could understand how things suddenly turned out like this.
Isn’t Zhuang Ruoruo a patient who has difficulty falling asleep?
How did I suddenly fall asleep right there?
Such questions.
Appeared in the minds of most of the interns present.
An intern couldn't help but ask.
Chen Mu just touched his chin and said, "I was just thinking about this question. But if there was any different opportunity when Zhuang Ruoruo suffered from insomnia and when Zhuang Ruoruo suddenly fell asleep, maybe it could only be this guy..."
talking.
Chen Mu set his gaze on the patient in front of him who had extremely smelly farts.
Meeting Chen Mu's gaze, the patient thought there was something special about him, and hurriedly explained: "Doctor Chen, are you overthinking it? I didn't do anything to classmate Zhuang Ruoruo. After I came in, I just farted a few times..."
Just a few farts?? !!
Hearing these words, everyone present couldn't help but look at him with hatred.
Damn!
You boy!
Do you know how powerful a fart is?
The stench almost made all of them faint.
You are still here, you just farted a few times, that’s all?? !!
Who taught you to use the word "that's all" like this?!
Among those present.
Only Chen Mu could remain calm.
After hearing the patient's aggrieved voice, Chen Mu nodded gently, "Yes, you just farted a few times, but for my school clinic, the biggest variable is just your horribly smelly farts."
Patient who farted: “…”
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"Ahahahaha!!! Inhumane! This is the first time I've heard these four words used to describe a person's fart. Doctor Chen knows what inhumane means."
"Why do I feel a little sorry for this patient? He is just a poor flatulence patient. He farted a few times just to make himself feel better. I didn't expect that he would be ridiculed and mocked in the school hospital..."
"???"
"There's really no need to be so serious about this."
"Yeah, I don't think Dr. Chen is sarcastic to his patients!"
"And what Doctor Chen said is true. If there is any major variable in the school clinic, it's only arrogance."
"Help! I think I understand what Doctor Chen meant. Is it because Zhuang Ruoruo smelled this guy's fart that she suddenly fell asleep?"
"Why do I feel that this statement sounds so ridiculous? Is it really not a reason made up by Dr. Chen himself?"
"I also think this statement sounds ridiculous. Could it be that Dr. Chen doesn't know the real reason why Zhuang Ruoruo fell into a coma, and in order to find a relatively reasonable explanation, he said anything?"
"Tsk tsk! I thought Dr. Chen was a good doctor, but I didn't expect him to be a quack who would say anything just to gain popularity."
"You didn't even read the sequel, and you're already scolding me?"
"Go ahead and curse! Who can curse like them? They are just such little chatterboxes!"
"..."
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Not to mention the interns present, they found it incredible.
Even the patients who farted found it outrageous.
A student of Haicheng University.
Not many people have watched the live broadcast of the school hospital yet.
Zhuang Ruoruo has a rare condition called hyperthymesia.
Even those who have not watched the live broadcast have heard some of the legend that Zhuang Ruoruo has contracted a strange disease and now can't sleep.
"Doctor Chen, this is a bit far-fetched..."
The patient complained speechlessly.
Among the people present, only Chen Mu looked serious. "I think we should not limit ourselves to farting. Is it possible that the patient's stinky fart stimulated Zhuang Ruoruo's sense of smell?"
"To put it in a more understandable way, there is a certain possibility that the pungent smell stimulated the patient's sense of smell, which caused Zhuang Ruoruo to fall asleep suddenly."
A room of white coats.
They all listened to Chen Mu's analysis seriously. Finally.
There are actually people who are convinced by this statement.
"It's not impossible. Some patients will react to irritating smells. Zhuang Ruoruo's current condition doesn't rule out this possibility."
"If Zhuang Ruoruo's sudden falling asleep is really related to her stinky fart, then maybe we can find a way to deal with Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep disorder."
"In fact, we want Zhuang Ruoruo to try to get in touch with some pungent smells to see which smell can make Zhuang Ruoruo feel sleepy."
"This method is obviously not suitable for all patients with hyperthymesia, but if it can solve Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep problem, it is also good. After all, Zhuang Ruoruo's condition is one of the more difficult cases in the school hospital."
"only……"
A man in a white coat suddenly set his eyes on the patient who was farting.
Stared at him for a while.
Until the patient who farted was seen as a little panicked.
The man in the white coat then turned his head and set his gaze on Chen Mu again, "Doctor Chen, I now have a very disappointing guess, but it is also very important to Zhuang Ruoruo's condition."
Chen Mu nodded gently: "You said, we have so many doctors here, we can all get together, brainstorm together, and find more solutions."
The man in the white coat said seriously, "If, Doctor Chen, I mean if..."
"If other irritating smells are of no help to Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep, and only this patient's stinky farts can affect Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep, then what should we do next?"
Farting patient: “!!!”
slander!
Total slander!
Chen Mu: "..."
This intern doctor.
You understand assumptions.
This intern doctor didn't seem to notice Chen Mu's speechlessness.
And the farting patient's breakdown.
Standing in front of Chen Mu, he continued to analyze seriously: "If, I am talking about if now, my guess is true, how should we solve Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep problem in the future."
"Could it be..."
The intern's eyes fell on the farting patient thoughtfully, and he sincerely suggested: "If we don't cure this guy's flatulence until it accumulates to a certain level, we can give him a chance to fart and use it to promote Zhuang Ruoruo's sleep and sleep quality?"
The classmate who farted: “???!!!”
Listen!
Listen!
Is this still human? !
This time.
There was no need for the student who farted to speak up. The man in the white coat who came up with the genius suggestion had already shaken his head and said with a frown, "Although this is not a bad idea, it is essentially unfair to the student who farted."
"His intestinal bloating can actually be resolved quickly if he takes medicine. There's no need to drag it out for too long."
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“Damn it, I think I’m being taken in by this intern’s logic. What should I do if I think what this guy said makes sense?!”
"I also think what he said may have a little truth. If not all pungent smells are useful, only this person's fart is useful."
"But! Even if it's the same person, there's no way they can fart with the same smell."
“So, if we really follow this logic, Zhuang Ruoruo’s sleeping problem has finally seen a little hope, but in the end it still can’t be solved?!”
"If that's the case, it's such a shame!"
"My poor sister Ruoruo, she has such a pretty face, but even a normal sleep is a luxury."
"If it doesn't work, you can try it more. My farts are pretty smelly too."
"..."
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Chen Mu nodded. "You are right. If we have to let other patients sacrifice for Zhuang Ruoruo just because of her condition, it does not conform to the original intention of our medical practice."
"Zhuang Ruoruo is not in any serious trouble now, let her continue to sleep. As for you."
Chen Mu looked at him and tried hard to cover it behind his back.
There are still patients who fart occasionally.
After sighing, he said, "You should temporarily leave the school hospital and solve your gas problem. When you have almost exhausted your gas, you can go back."
"Just drink your lactulose normally afterwards and your bloating problem will be solved. If it still doesn't work after a week, come to the school hospital and see me for Chinese medicine."
The patient who had farted nodded obediently.
Then he couldn't wait to leave the school hospital.
There is also a strange patient named Zhuang Ruoruo in the school hospital now.
In addition, the gazes of the several people in white coats around him were looking at him with a bit too much heat.
He even suspected that he had not run in time.
Will it really be kept by someone and used to fart to cure Zhuang Ruoruo's illness?
I saw the patient's back as he ran away.
Chen Mu's lips twitched speechlessly, and then he looked at the group of interns around him with some condemnation, "Can't you restrain your gaze? Don't you see that you scared the patient..."
He is also ready.
When the patient really wants to fart, he can go to the school hospital to verify his guess.
it's good now.
People were scared away.
No contact information was left.
The interns in the room just stood there awkwardly.
No one was too embarrassed to speak first.
After all, it is quite embarrassing and shameful to speak out the treatment hypothesis that the patient farts.
"Dr. Chen, we are here."
Just when the interns were feeling extremely embarrassed, Mu Yao poked her head out from outside.
The other interns in the room.
Seeing Mu Yao suddenly appear was like seeing a savior.
They all looked at Chen Mu eagerly.
They all looked like they wanted to say something but hesitated.
Just looking at this group of guys and their useless appearance, Chen Mu felt very angry.
He waved his hand impatiently.
"Get off work."
Almost as soon as Chen Mu finished speaking, the group of people in white coats moved very quickly and disappeared from Chen Mu's sight.
Chen Mu: "..."
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"Hahahaha!!! I'm dying of laughter. Every time I see these guys getting off work, I always want to laugh for some reason."
"How can I not laugh? Although these guys are highly educated, their eagerness to get off work is no different from mine."
"The case has been solved. Even highly educated people don't like being a social animal."
"Is it possible that they are worse than office workers? They come to Haicheng University to work and study, and Haicheng University may not even pay them internship wages."
"Medical students silently said that we have long been accustomed to not having an internship salary."
"Actually, Haicheng University is pretty good. At least meals are provided, and I don't have to pay for work myself."
"Yes, yes, yes. Interns who have already finished get off work should praise Haicheng University. They have prepared a shuttle bus for us. Every time we get off work, they can take us back to the Medical University."
"..."
(End of this chapter)