Chapter 479
: Hemorrhoids fell out, what should I do?
Chapter 479: Hemorrhoids fell out, what should I do?
Feel the shocked gazes around me.
The boy's performance was obviously more proud than before.
He straightened his chest unconsciously, “It’s mainly thanks to Thomas Tian. He really has a good business sense. We made all this money under Thomas Tian’s leadership.”
Chen Mu touched his nose.
I asked a question that I have been curious about for a long time, "Can I ask, who came up with this genius idea of playing basketball in the dormitory?"
The boy was silent for a moment, "Tian Xiaoqiang..."
Chen Mu: "..."
-
"Hahahaha!!! So, Tian Xiaoqiang is the culprit who caused the air conditioner to break?"
"Before, when I heard that he could make money, I began to admire Tian Xiaoqiang's business acumen. Now I have to take back all my previous admiration. This guy has frozen himself!!! Hahahaha!!!"
"What's scary is not that he got frostbite, but that he got frostbite in 40-degree weather. What a talent!"
"Where there is a Crouching Dragon, there must be a Phoenix. Didn't you see that before Dr. Chen spoke, Thomas Tian's roommate really thought that Thomas Tian was a rare genius!"
"In a sense, how can a man like Tian Xiaoqiang not be considered a genius..."
"That's right! You guys are too limited in your view of people or things. Isn't this a genius in another sense? Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
-
Chen Mu nodded speechlessly, "From this perspective, our classmate Tian Xiaoqiang is really a talented person!"
The boy stood next to Chen Mu and rubbed his hands awkwardly.
Then he reorganized his words and said, "Tian Xiaoqiang works in a convenience store in front of the school. We asked the owner of the convenience store to freeze a freezer of mineral water for us, and we will buy it all."
"When the boss saw that we could sell in large quantities, he was willing to help us freeze the products. On the first day, he brought back 30 boxes of frozen mineral water, which were very solid."
Chen Mu frowned: "There are so many frozen mineral waters in the dormitory. Even if the temperature drops, do you guys still have a place to live?"
Hearing Chen Mu's question, the boy shook his head: "Doctor Chen, I didn't say that these frozen mineral waters belong to our dormitory."
"We are only responsible for bringing back the mineral water. We have negotiated a price with the convenience store owner: 24 yuan per box of frozen mineral water, with bottles in a box."
"If other students in the apartment building want to drink frozen mineral water, we can also deliver it to the dormitory. It costs two yuan per bottle, and the minimum delivery is five bottles. If students do not need so much mineral water, they can also come to our dormitory to buy it themselves. We can also sell one bottle at a time."
Chen Mu: "!!!"
He now understood why these guys could make money.
There is no convenience store downstairs of the apartment building of Haicheng University.
Convenience stores are at least near the cafeteria, or the library, or at the school gate.
When many students feel hot, they will choose to order milk tea through food delivery apps.
But the milk tea sold for takeout is so expensive.
Even the cheapest version of Juice costs five yuan a cup when you use the food delivery app.
But the ice water these guys sell in the dormitory is completely different.
Two yuan a bottle is the price of the more common and regular mineral water on the market.
What they sell is not iced mineral water, but frozen mineral water.
For many smart and quick-witted college students, this can lead to more things.
For example, Chen Mu himself has a 1,000 ml extra-large cooler cup.
Think differently.
Use a blade to open the frozen mineral water bottle and pour the whole frozen mineral water into a cooler cup.
Pour some room temperature beverage into it.
Isn't that just a big bucket of iced drink?
As for the so-called free gift, a minimum of five bottles will be given.
For the vast group of fragile college students, this will not be a problem at all.
Even if you only need one bottle, you can ask your roommate or acquaintances in other dormitories.
In this hot summer, it's easy to get five people who need frozen water.
even.
There is an easier way.
Not to mention the crispy college students, even among the young people who love milk tea today, if you randomly pick a few of them, you will probably find a few milk tea thermos bags at home.
No one really wants to group order.
Just buy five bottles at once and put them in a thermos bag. It will be the same as long as you drink them quickly.
Just imagine how popular this thing would be in the dormitory.
Even Chen Mu couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
It’s time to say it or not.
He had misunderstood Thomas Tian before, even though Thomas Tian had frostbitten himself in this weather.
But just based on his business acumen, how can you say that he is not a talent?
-
"I think I found a new way to get rich, and I've already asked my roommates if they want to work together!"
"To put it simply, now not only you know how to make money, but all the crispy college students in the country know it."
"I'm afraid that everyone will do the same thing and end up with a lot of ice water in the dormitory that we can't finish drinking."
"Some people's motivation is really amazing. I have seen people buying milk tea bags in our school's second-hand idle group. They are one yuan each."
"No! Can a person's execution ability be this strong?"
"This is no longer a case of strong execution, this is simply a case of beating ordinary, fragile college students to the ground."
"Someone in my school is collecting milk tea bags. Looking at my box of milk tea bags, I feel like I can have a hot pot tonight to improve my diet!"
"Okay, okay! I'm going to sell milk tea bags too!"
"..."
-
Hear this.
Chen Mu was also somewhat curious about their small business. "Have you ever considered selling some other beverages?"
Boy: "Yes, I sell it! But the other drinks are at room temperature. If you need it cold, you can drink it with iced mineral water, it tastes better."
Chen Mu: "..."
That's ok!
After figuring out how these guys make their money.
Chen Mu’s focus.
Back to the beginning, "So...what's going on with his frostbite?"
The boy was a little embarrassed. "We have been using these frozen mineral waters to lower the indoor temperature recently. So before we went to bed last night, we moved a lot of boxes of frozen mineral water in. The box was almost full."
"When we got up today, we saw Thomas Tian lying inside, and he looked like he was frozen."
"We didn't dare to delay for fear of someone dying, so we rushed the patient to you, Doctor Chen..."
The boy still had an innocent expression on his face.
Chen Mu was unusually silent.
He now figured out how Tian Xiaoqiang got frostbite.
Although it's not clear yet.
What was the main reason that caused Tian Xiaoqiang to sleep in the frozen mineral water? But this guy was sleeping in the ice and got himself frostbitten...
-
"I briefly recalled the whole process of the incident. I was wondering if there was a possibility that if these people hadn't played basketball in the dormitory at the beginning, Tian Xiaoqiang wouldn't be lying in the school hospital now?"
"That's impossible. Don't you feel that with his way of thinking, even if the air conditioner is not broken, he might still have to sell water."
"To be honest, I was really moved just now, mainly because these people make so much money!"
"Working part-time at our school only pays eight dollars an hour, but according to their thinking, I can make twenty-eight dollars by selling a box of water. How can I not be tempted!"
"We are all college students with very little money in our pockets. If we can think of such a way to make money, how can we not take action?"
"If that's the case, then we can only say that regardless of whether these guys play basketball indoors or not, Thomas Tian will end up in the school hospital."
"Or maybe it wasn't Thomas Tian who came to the school hospital, but someone else from their dormitory."
"Tsk! What you said really makes sense!"
"..."
-
I thought the patient was still lying there and had not received effective treatment yet.
Chen Mu couldn't help but urge him, "Where's the person who went to buy medicine? Why hasn't he come back yet?"
An intern stepped forward and said, "They have left the vicinity of the school and have taken electric vehicles to look for frostbite cream in further places. Several pharmacies near Haicheng University are out of frostbite cream..."
Chen Mu: "..."
Not to mention the area near Haicheng University.
Even in the whole Haicheng, there may be many pharmacies that do not have frostbite cream.
Instead, there was a handful of burn ointment.
Rubbing his aching forehead, Chen Mu said helplessly: "Please tell those people who are going to buy the ointment not to look for it blindly. Go to the food delivery app to search for the drugstore that has it and go there directly."
Intern, "Already doing that."
Chen Mu breathed a sigh of relief.
Okay.
These guys are not as stupid as he thought.
"Then there's nothing to do for now. Leave a few of you here to monitor the frostbitten patients. If the condition doesn't get worse, just make sure they keep warm."
"Oh, by the way, you can go in and see the patient's condition to learn more, but if the patient minds, you must come out immediately and not disturb the patient."
"Then you can negotiate the time and go in in batches, otherwise you might disturb the patient's rest."
I saw the interns nodding their heads.
Only then did Chen Mu return to his school clinic.
Su Bingbing followed Chen Mu back to the school infirmary.
Seeing Su Bingbing's happy face, Chen Mu asked, "Reporter Su, why are you in such a good mood all of a sudden? Did something good happen?"
Su Bingbing nodded happily, and then said: "Yes, Doctor Chen, I am really grateful to you and many students from Haicheng University!"
Chen Mu suddenly became alert, "Why did reporter Su say that..."
Su Bingbing smiled brightly, "Our show has now broken the record for the number of online viewers for this year's live show, all because of our classmate Tian Xiaoqiang next door."
Chen Mu: "..."
Su Bingbing can be happy.
But because this kind of thing broke the record of the program team, Chen Mu really couldn't be happy.
Su Bingbing: "Now the whole internet is discussing Tian Xiaoqiang's amazing performance. The last time the program received such high attention was because of He Congming."
Chen Mu: "..."
All of a sudden.
I don’t even know what to say.
What's going on with Su Bingbing? The tone of her voice seemed like she admired He Congming.
Just like what He Congming and Tian Xiaoqiang did.
Is this an operation worthy of praise?
Feel Chen Mu’s silence and resentment.
Su Bingbing smiled and poked Chen Mu's waist, "Why did Doctor Chen suddenly stop talking?"
Chen Mu was desperate. "I'm thinking, I'm going to submit my resignation application now, will Secretary Zheng agree?"
Su Bingbing: "..."
—
"It's really hilarious. Dr. Chen wanted to resign, but it's late!"
"Doctor Chen: I used to work here, but I was just a bit of a cripple. How come I'm starting to lose my face now?"
"Before there were no live cameras, these miraculous operations would only be circulated within Haicheng University. But now it's different. Now it's embarrassing and has spread to the whole country."
"It seems that Dr. Chen is really exhausted right now."
"My wife is so beautiful, can Dr. Chen really bear to resign?"
"Don't be so cruel! Doctor Chen clearly wishes someone would take his place the next second so that he can leave Haicheng University as soon as possible."
"Haicheng University is very popular. I even asked a big shot I know if I want to be a school doctor at Haicheng University, but he blocked me!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Boss: I just know you, I didn't expect you to want to harm me!"
"..."
—
Su Bingbing: "..."
Chen Mu's attitude when he said he wanted to resign seemed casual, yet he also seemed very serious.
For a moment.
Su Bingbing even wondered, maybe Dr. Chen was serious about wanting to resign this time?
Just as Su Bingbing was about to say something else.
When I tried to comfort Chen Mu, I saw that his breathing had stabilized.
Su Bingbing blinked and poked Chen Mu's face in disbelief.
When Su Bingbing realized that she was facing an unresponsive Chen Mu.
Finally realized it belatedly.
Did their Doctor Chen really fall asleep soundly in front of the live camera?
last night.
What did this man do after he separated from her?
Is there anyone that sleepy?
Looking at Chen Mu, he couldn’t even open his eyes.
At this moment, Su Bingbing was completely puzzled.
—
"You guys are all quacks!"
"I don't need you to treat me. I want Dr. Chen to see me. If that doesn't work, you can ask Dr. Zheng to come back."
"Student, even if Doctor Chen saw you, the answer he gave would be the same. This is how your illness is treated."
"Yes, I still recommend that you go to the hospital for surgery."
When Chen Mu opened his eyes, he heard a quarrel outside.
How did it get to the point where surgery was needed?
Chen Mu opened his eyes with difficulty, yawned, and found a group of people arguing outside.
A boy, covering his back, was having a debate with a group of interns.
"what happened?"
The moment he saw Chen Mu, the boy was so excited that he almost cried, "Doctor Chen, you finally came out! I want you to treat me, not this bunch of quacks."
Chen Mu: "What's wrong with you?"
Boy: "My hemorrhoid fell out, and they asked me to put it back in myself!"
Mu Yao continued, "We are suggesting that you do it yourself. If you can't do it yourself, we can help you put it back!"
Boy: "Doctor Chen!!! Look at this bunch of quacks!!!"
(End of this chapter)