Chapter 1

Me, the little mouse, am setting sail today!

Chapter 1 Me, the little mouse, am setting sail today!

Before Ning Shu could even recover from the shock of suffocation, she was met with a barrage of insults.

"Ning Shu! If you keep causing trouble like this, you're getting out of Shrek Academy! We don't welcome self-centered people like you who are always messing with your friends!"

"Cough cough cough—"

What is that?

What Shrek Academy?

Is she dreaming?

With difficulty, Ning Shu opened her eyes and saw a short-haired, yellow-haired nobleman with an angry expression. The boy was soaking wet, like a drowned rat.

"Alright, Boss Dai, that's enough. The dean wants you and Ning Shu to go to his office!"

Standing next to the blond-haired boy was a boy with short black hair. This boy looked somewhat familiar, but Ning Shu's mind was still in a daze and she didn't have the extra space to think about the two boys.

"Alright, Ning Rongrong, hurry up and help your sister to the office!"

The blond-haired boy gave an order to the girl next to Ning Shu.

The girl was very impatient. "I know, I know, stop yelling!"

"Who wants to help her up..."

The muttering sound reached Ning Shu's ears, and then Ning Shu was suddenly pulled up, still in a daze.

On her way to the dean's office, a bunch of memories suddenly flooded Ning Shu's mind.

Good heavens, she's time-traveled.

She transmigrated into the world of "Douluo Continent" and became Ning Rongrong's cousin, Ning Shu.

This Ning Shu, besides being talented, is good at nothing else.

He has a terrible temper, is disliked by his sect members, the Shrek Seven Devils, and even by his own father and uncle. He has lived a life that everyone hates.

Absolutely!

This is the word Ning Shu most wants to say.

In Shrek Academy, the original owner always did self-harm or frame others in order to gain attention. I don't know what got into her, but she insisted on competing with Shrek Academy. She was a complete troublemaker. With her quick apology, money and outstanding talent, she was not expelled from Shrek Academy even when there were some minor conflicts.

The most serious incident was just a warning; after all, they were all trivial matters that couldn't be brought to the forefront.

This time, in order to get Dai Mubai to pay more attention to him, the original owner deliberately jumped into the river, hoping that he would come to save him. However, Dai Mubai watched from the bank for a long time, and only jumped in to save him when there was really no movement in the river.

After the other person rescued her, the original owner had already died, and then she arrived.

As a fan of the Spirit Hall, Ning Shuke had no desire to be associated with Tang San and his group.

All she cared about was the Spirit Hall.

As for why...

It's probably because she personally thinks Tang San is too hypocritical, doing villainous things while claiming to be righteous, which makes her really dislike him.

Therefore, she wants to join the Spirit Hall!

She wanted to take Qian Renxue away, take Qian Daoliu away, and those other retainers too!

After all, isn't it better to be a parasite among the villains than to be hated by the heroes?

However, there is now very bad news—

She is now tied to Shrek Academy.

Only by being expelled from the academy can she truly leave it; otherwise, if she tries to sneak away on her own, she will be dragged back within 24 hours.

That's ridiculous, isn't it?

Ning Shu found it all ridiculous.

*

In the dean's office, a dilapidated little house, Flander stood solemnly with his hands behind his back. Dai Mubai and Ning Shu entered one after the other, both soaked to the bone, neither of them looking much better than the other.

Flander glanced at Dai Mubai, then at Ning Shu, and asked, "What's the reason this time?"

He asked coldly.

"Dean, it's Ning Shu! She keeps trying to kill herself!"

As Dai Mubai said this, he couldn't help but glance at Ning Shu, his eyes filled with disgust.

Ning Shu rolled her eyes at him, then instantly put on a pitiful expression and said, "Dean, I didn't! I just accidentally fell into the water. How could I possibly want to die? My life is so precious!"

Dai Mubai was disgusted upon hearing this. "Dean, look, she's doing it again. She's a habitual liar, she just makes things up. This time you absolutely cannot let her get away with it again. Get her out of here, she must be kicked out!"

Upon hearing that she was going to be kicked out, Ning Shu couldn't contain her joy, but on the surface, she still had to pretend to be sad and unwilling to leave. She thought through all the sad things in her life, and desperately squeezed out a few tears, "No, Dean! I don't want to leave! I like Brother Mu Bai so much! Please don't kick me out. I promise I will be good and obedient from now on, and I will never cause trouble again. Please don't kick me out!"

Please get me out of here, I don't want to stay here for even a minute, no, not even a second!

【Me, the little mouse, am setting sail today!】

? !

Dai Mubai and Flander were shocked!

Ning Shu?!

It's easy to hear how genuine the excitement in that voice was.

Dai Mubai stared at Ning Shu in surprise, his eyes wide open like saucers.

Flander was also surprised, but quickly regained his serious expression. "Ning Shu, you said the same thing to me last time, and what happened? You still haven't learned your lesson. Do you think your words have any credibility?"

"Yes! Of course I do! I swear on my cousin Ning Rongrong!"

Ning Shu said firmly.

Dai Mubai, who was standing to the side, immediately came to his senses. Was he making an oath on someone else's behalf?

He hurriedly said, "Dean, look, she's such a selfish person. How can someone like that stay in our academy? No, kick her out! She absolutely must be kicked out!"

【Dai Mubai, you're truly my good brother! Quick, say more! You absolutely have to get the dean to kick me out! The lodging here is terrible, the food is terrible, and the people are awful too. Get me out of here right now, and I'll be burning incense for you!】

???

Dai Mubai was completely confused.

Burning incense?

He's not dead yet!

In an instant, he glared at Ning Shu.

Flander couldn't understand why Ning Shu had such a strong opinion.

Neither of them spoke, and seeing the atmosphere cool down again, Ning Shu seized the opportunity and wailed, "Brother Mu Bai, I didn't mean to kill myself! I really fell into the water by accident!"

The girlish, overly sweet voice sent shivers down Dai Mubai's spine. Just as he was about to suggest kicking Ning Shu out of the academy, Ning Shu's voice rang in his ears again: "Heh! I've already said that, isn't that disgusting enough? Thinking about my wonderful future life as a freeloader, it's all worth it to disgust myself like this!"

"..."

Dai Mubai opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know what to say. He fell silent, his expression complex.

Flanders, however, found it particularly interesting.

He had long felt that Ning Shu was a strange child, but he never expected that her annoying appearance was just an act.

No wonder, no wonder.

Dai Mubai didn't continue speaking, and Flander didn't intend to make things difficult for Ning Shu. He mediated, "Mubai, Shu'er didn't do it on purpose this time. Don't hold it against her. It's a small matter. What's the point of a man making a fuss over something like this?"

Yeah, that's right...

Eh? !

Ning Shu suddenly widened her eyes!

What the hell?

Weren't you saying you were going to kick her out?

Why the sudden change of heart?

"Dean, I..."

Dai Mubai hesitated, seemingly considering giving up. Flander was giving him a meaningful look. Seeing this, Ning Shu quickly grabbed his arm, her eyes brimming with tears, and said, "Brother Mubai, please, let me stay! I really don't want to go!"

[Hurry up, keep telling me my glorious deeds! I'm an unruly, selfish person, get me out of here right now!]

"..."

Dai Mubai's silence was deafening.

Is this person crazy?

Dai Mubai's face turned ashen. "Get out of there right now!"

He shook his hand, but found that Ning Shu was hugging him very tightly. This strength was not like that of a delicate little girl.

"No! I won't let go! Brother Mubai, you can't do this to me, I don't want to leave!"

Ning Shu was lost in her own world. She suddenly pinched her own flesh, and the pain brought tears to her eyes. [It's just a little pain, Ning Shu, you can bear it!]

[Me, little mouse, am going to fly happily!]

"Are you crazy, Ning Shu?!"

Dai Mubai was both shocked and angry. He immediately pried Ning Shu's hand away, glanced at the snow-white flesh that she had pinched red, and said, "I never said you could leave!"

Flander noticed this as well. He squinted at the two teenagers. Although he didn't know what had gotten into Ning Shu today, he had to admit that Ning Shu hadn't done anything too outrageous these past few days. It wouldn't be necessary to kick her out for such a small matter. Besides, he had already taken the money. As the saying goes, if you take someone's money, you have to do their bidding. Who would turn down money for a day?

"Alright, Mubai, Shu'er has pleaded so earnestly, so don't hold it against her. It's just a small matter, why are you making such a fuss? Can't you be a little more magnanimous?"

Flander suddenly intervened, causing a commotion.

Ning Shu gritted her teeth and glared at Flander. [You four-eyed bastard, shut up!]

(End of this chapter)