Chapter 99
Chapter 99
As the saying goes, "He who eats another's food is bound to do his bidding," so Guang Ling, having obtained the immortal item, naturally wouldn't refuse Ning Shu's request to find a place to sleep at his place, except for his own bedroom, of course.
However, Ning Shu usually only sleeps in the best rooms, and she immediately asked for the master bedroom. Guang Ling looked at her, and the two locked eyes.
The former pouted, crossed his arms, and said somewhat reluctantly, "Little A-Shu, there's a difference between men and women. You're not a child anymore. Besides, you can't expect an old man like me to sleep in the guest room, can you? That's not right."
"Grandpa Guangling, am I not a guest? Shouldn't we treat guests well? Besides, you just accepted my things. You can't just accept things and then deny them. What's the difference between that and pulling up your pants and then ignoring the debt?" Ning Shu retorted, speaking without restraint.
Guang Ling clicked his tongue, leaned closer to her, and said thoughtfully, "Hey little A-Shu, where did you learn all this from? Does Seventh Brother teach you all this nonsense every day? What does 'repudiating after pulling up your pants' mean? Do you think your grandpa is that kind of person? Don't talk nonsense, okay? You're ruining my reputation."
What about reputation or disrepute?
Ning Shu said, "Am I that kind of person? How could I possibly bring up something like this? Grandpa Guangling, let's not talk about this now. We should be talking about sleeping. I'm really tired. I've been walking around all day and just want to find a bed to lie down and rest. Your bed looks alright, could I borrow it?"
All he talks about is bed. Guang Ling turned her head away. "No way. You can choose anything except my bed."
"Then you shouldn't sleep in the bedroom either, sleep in the guest room with me!" Ning Shu said.
Guangling: "..."
What is all this?!
His expression was complicated as he looked at Ning Shu, frowning. "Are you making things difficult for yourself and not letting others have it easy either?"
Ning Shu nodded confidently, "Of course, I'm not doing well myself, how could I let others do well? Grandpa Guangling, didn't you just say you'd agree to anything except sleeping in your room? Okay, let's both sleep in the guest room, that's not outside the scope of your request, right?"
Indeed... it doesn't count...
Guangling sighed softly, realizing he had been careless. "Alright, since I've promised you, I won't go back on my word. Find a room to sleep in, but let me make this clear: I won't sleep with you. You just gave me a favor, and I'm not going to sleep in the same room with you. That would be like a gigolo. I'm not a gigolo; I won't do that. I'd have to save face if word got out."
After saying that, he locked his bedroom door.
Ning Shu laughed, "Grandpa Guangling, you're overthinking things. You're not that much of a gigolo. You're just worrying, you're just worrying. Even if you really did become a gigolo, I wouldn't tell anyone! I promise!"
As she spoke, she raised her hand and swore an oath.
Oh no, 4.
Guangling was speechless: "..."
Why is it that all the words Ning Shu says always sound different, always making people think more?
Guang Ling pointed a finger at Ning Shu's head and scolded, "Can't a girl be a little more reserved? You haven't learned anything else from following Lao Qi, but you've learned how to say weird things, haven't you? If I had known this would happen, I would have taught you myself! At least speak properly!"
serious?
Ning Shu glanced sideways. "Oh, Grandpa Guangling, you don't actually think what you're saying makes any sense, do you?"
"Isn't that reasonable?" Guangling retorted.
That makes perfect sense!
Ning Shu: "If we're talking about being indecent, my master and you are about the same, aren't we? Who's better than whom? Besides, Grandpa Guangling, maybe my master thinks you've corrupted me, but you think it's my master who corrupted me. Since you've both corrupted me, doesn't that prove that you both have problems, but I don't?"
Guangling: "..."
What's the logic behind this?
Why does it sound so reasonable?
Guangling: "No, Seventh Brother said it was I who corrupted you?"
"Mmm." Ning Shu nodded and said seriously, "In my master's words, he thinks you corrupted me and made me talk without restraint. He thinks you are not serious. In addition, this is not the first time he has told me that he wants to send me back and doesn't want me as his disciple anymore."
"What?!" Guang Ling frowned. "That brat actually dared to slander this old man like that?!"
He jumped up and said, "My disciple is clearly following him, what does it have to do with me? You little brat, are you deliberately looking for trouble? I will definitely not let him get away with this!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he spread his wings and flew to the Demon-Slaying Hall.
Ning Shu watched Guang Ling's departing figure and waved, "Grandpa, take care~"
Now that the two old folks are arguing, she can finally get a good night's sleep.
In a few days, she will go to the Heavenly Dou Imperial Palace again to give the immortal item to Qian Renxue. As for herself...
Her martial soul had already undergone one evolution, which happened to be the highest level, so this thing wouldn't be a significant boost for her. She should save it for someone else.
Ning Shu nodded and went to her guest room. After settling in, she took a shower and then lay down on the bed to sleep peacefully.
Ning Shu slept soundly through the night, but when she woke up at noon the next day, Guang Ling still hadn't returned from the Demon-Subduing Hall.
It's not hard to tell that either Guangling fell asleep in the Demon Subduing Hall, or those two unreliable people fought all night.
Compared to the former, Ning Shu felt the latter was more likely.
After all, neither of these two people knows when to stop, especially when it comes to an argument about the same issue.
However, even if the two of them fight, it won't last long. Someone will always have to break them up, such as Qianjun and Xiongshi.
Ning Shu got up, spent more than ten minutes getting dressed and washing up, and then went to have lunch.
There were always servants to wait on her in Guangling Palace, so lunch was prepared early. After Ning Shu got up, they took out the lunch, heated it up, and then put it on the table.
Ning Shu ate her meal with great interest. After finishing, she went to collect immortal items. This time, she wanted to see how many of the Shrek Seven Devils could become gods without immortal items.
While we're at it, let's also find out if that love rabbit named Xiao Wu has a clear head.
If it's not clear yet, it probably won't be long before Flander and the others confirm the rabbit's identity. Then Shrek Academy will have some fun!
Just thinking about it makes me happy.
Ning Shu was so happy that she didn't even notice when someone walked in.
"What are you thinking about that makes you laugh so happily?"
A familiar voice rang out, and Ning Shu looked up to see that it was Jiang Mo.
"master."
Ning Shu immediately stopped smiling, put down her chopsticks and stood up.
Why isn't Grandpa Guangling back? Master has arrived.
Could it be that Grandpa Guangling never beat his master in a fight?
How is that possible?
Ning Shu: "Master, what brings you here?"