Chapter 91
Climbing through the bathroom window, are you a pervert?
Chapter 91 Climbing through the bathroom window, are you a pervert?
Rather than letting Tang San benefit, I'd rather benefit myself!
That's what Ning Shu thought.
She led the demon-slaying demon to squat down in front of various magical herbs. With her current skill level, she dared not pluck the herbs with her bare hands. It was better to leave such a dangerous task to her master.
My master has lived for so long, so even if something happens to him, it's not a big deal. Unlike her, she has only lived for a little over ten years. Life is long, and she still has a long way to go.
If we have to choose one to take a risk, then it has to be her master.
"Master, grab it!"
Ning Shu gave instructions.
The demon-slaying man looked at her speechlessly. "Seriously, don't you know how to do it yourself? Why do you make me do it?"
"Because my cultivation level is not high enough, I'm afraid!" Ning Shu answered truthfully and confidently.
Demon Slayer: "..."
He really wanted to punch Ning Shu on the head.
I've seen people who deserve a beating, but I've never seen anyone this obnoxious.
People like Ning Shu are truly rare in this world.
Rare in the world!
"Master, hurry up and loot! After we're done, we'll go back and divide the spoils. You'll be in for a treat then!" Ning Shu urged.
Good grief, how dare you say something like that?
The demon slayer turned and glared at her. "Ah Shu, let me tell you, if I don't have some fun today, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Don't worry, Master!" Ning Shu patted her chest and said, "If you're not happy, don't just beat me once, you can beat me ten times, I'll accept it!"
Oh ho?
So ruthless?
The demon looked at her suspiciously. Although he didn't trust this unlucky thing at all, he still plucked a magical herb under her gaze.
Ning Shu took the immortal herb and put everything into her storage soul tool.
One plant after another, Jiangmo felt a bit like he was planting rice seedlings.
"..."
To be honest, he really didn't want to do this job; it was too much.
Following Ning Shu's instructions, after taking everything that needed to be taken, Jiangmo looked disgusted and wanted to wash his hands. Seeing him walk towards the spring, Ning Shu couldn't help but remind him, "Master, that's not a place for normal people to touch. Be careful not to fall."
Demon Slayer: "..."
I'm truly impressed.
He stopped and didn't continue walking.
"Is that enough now? If you're done, hurry back and you'll get a beating!" the demon-slaying demon said angrily.
If he went out with Ning Shu, he would really get so angry that he would develop nodules.
This darn thing is infuriating not only with its words but also with its actions; it's the kind of thing a normal person wouldn't do.
The demon was very unhappy, but there was nothing he could do.
What can he do? He spoiled his disciple, so he has no choice but to suffer the consequences himself.
Ning Shu glanced at the demon-slaying demon, then waved her hand. "Don't worry, Master, your wish won't be granted easily. I won't get beaten up, you can rest assured!"
With that, he walked outside.
Jiangmo remained silent for a moment, then followed Ning Shu out. The two went out one after the other, and everything went smoothly.
Afterwards, when Dugu Bo returned to the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Eye, he felt that his herb garden was a bit empty, but it didn't seem that empty. It just felt a bit sparse, yet very neat.
In order to avoid arousing Dugu Bo's suspicion, Ning Shu deliberately took a few useful items in order. As for the rest, she would take them when she came back next time. Anyway, she couldn't let Tang San get any of them!
After leaving Sunset Forest, Jiangmo took Ning Shu to a hotel and booked two rooms.
The two were neighbors, and Jiangmo was looking for a bath, so he didn't share the immortal herb with Ning Shu.
Ning Shu was in her room. She took out the immortal herbs and counted them again and again. Looking at them now, they seemed to be about the right amount.
She doesn't need this thing; it should be given to those old folks.
After putting away the fairy herb, Ning Shu went to the bathroom to take a bath.
After a shower, Ning Shu walked out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe. She sat in front of the mirror, preparing to apply some face cream, when suddenly something knocked on the bathroom window.
Ning Shu put down what she was holding and walked over.
She drew back the curtains, and through the transparent glass, the demon slayer, dressed in a bathrobe, was gesturing to her, seemingly asking her to open the window.
Ning Shu broke out in a cold sweat. "Seriously, can't you just knock on the door to say what you want to say? Why do you have to knock on the window? What's wrong with you?"
Although he said that, his hand still opened the window without his noticing. "Master, what are you doing? Running around outside in a bathrobe, are you a pervert?"
Demon Slayer: "..."
No, he seems like a pervert?
With his bronze skin and well-defined muscles, anyone who sees him would have to call him a pervert, right?
Ning Shu rolled her eyes. "Master, can you please put your clothes on properly? Don't you think you look like a pervert right now?"
"..."
"What do you mean by 'perverted'? This is how you wear these clothes. It's none of your business how I wear them." Jiangmo said irritably, his hands on his hips, his feet on the window, his upper body already inside the bathroom. He really looked like a monkey.
Ning Shu pursed her lips into a thin line. "Master, don't you think you're being a little ridiculous right now?"
"???"
Demon Slayer: No, why am I being funny again?
"Ah Shu, if you keep doing this, I'm really going to get angry!"
"Just kidding!"
Ning Shu added a sentence and then laughed.
"Haha, but Master, you really do look like a monkey from Mount Emei right now!"
Monkeys on Mount Emei?
Jiangmo frowned. "What Emei Mountain? I've never heard of it before."
"That's right, you haven't heard of it!" Ning Shu said with a smile, "Because it's not here!"
"..."
He's being tricked again.
The demon slayer said coldly, "I really want to punch you."
"Wait!" Ning Shu raised her hand to stop her, saying, "We can talk about serious matters now, Master. What exactly are you trying to tell me by taking this roundabout route? What are you trying to do? Why not take the proper main path instead of going down this dangerous road?"
"I just thought it was convenient," the demon-slaying monk said. "I ordered takeout, do you want some?"
"Takeout? Is that all?"
"Yes, that's it."
"..."
This time, Ning Shu was speechless.
As for?
A takeout order.
You also have to go through the bathroom door.
"Master, you're really not afraid I'm taking a bath?" Ning Shu said sarcastically.
Jiangmo shrugged. "I came to call you because I heard there was no water coming from here."
"I'm not a real pervert, peeping at my own apprentice while he's showering." He then added.
Ning Shu nodded in agreement, "Yeah, I think so too. I don't think Master is a pervert who would peep at his own disciple while he's taking a bath."
"So, are you going to eat or not?" The demon-slaying demon stretched out his hand.
Ning Shu smiled and chimed in, "Eat, why not eat?"
"OK."
The demon-slaying demon grabbed her hand and flew out the window.
The two walked hand in hand in the darkness and soon entered another room.
"Going through the bathroom door in the middle of the night just to order takeout, I've seen weirdos, but I've never seen anything this weird."
(End of this chapter)