The Cat-Sculpted God

Tian Xiwei walked into the photography studio. She was wearing exquisite makeup, with big eyes and colored contact lenses. Her big eyes blinked, and her eyelashes were long and curled. Her black hair was slightly wavy and fell to her shoulders.

At this moment, Oda perfectly embodied what it means to be a "sweet girl".

Li Han followed behind Tian Xiwei, carrying a bag containing cat ears. As for the cat tail, Tian Xiwei didn't think much of it at first, but she immediately refused it after seeing the actual item.

This looks a bit... off.

Li Han didn't say anything about it; if he didn't want to wear it, he didn't have to.

Turning her head, Tian Xiwei looked at Li Han.

"How do you sing it?"

"Just sing, and I'll take some pictures of you. It would be best if you act cute a bit, so you look sweeter," Li Han said, taking out his cat ears.

Seeing this, Tian Xiwei reached out to take it, but Li Han quickly said, "I'll put it on you."

Upon hearing this, Tian Xiwei looked at Li Han and saw him put the cat ears directly on her head.

Li Han looked down at Tian Xiwei, and seeing her adorable appearance with cat ears, especially her round face, he couldn't resist reaching out and gently scratching her chin.

This action looks just like petting a cat.

Tian Xiwei frowned and pouted as she looked at Li Han.

"Kawaii," Li Han couldn't help but say.

"Stop fooling around, hurry up and take the picture, we have to go to school tomorrow," Tian Xiwei said, removing Li Han's hand.

"Okay, you remember all the lyrics, right?" Li Han took out his phone.

"What's there to forget about those few paragraphs?" Tian Xiwei muttered.

"How do you sing it again? Let me think... Let's meow together, meow meow meow meow, and act all cute in front of you..."

About ten minutes later, the video was finished. Li Han fiddled with his phone, added music, and looked up at Tian Xiwei.

"I'll send you the video; you can upload it to Douyin."

"Okay." Tian Xiwei nodded, reached out and took off the cat ears, tucked them under her arm, and took out her phone to look at them.

She glanced at the cat ears, then looked up at Li Han. "Should we keep these cat ears?"

Upon hearing this, Li Han looked at Tian Xiwei's cat ears and stroked his chin.

"Keep it, you never know when you might need to film a video."

"Okay." Tian Xiwei nodded, then continued fiddling with her phone.

"Let's go back, it's getting late," Li Han said.

"Hmm..." Tian Xiwei raised her head and nodded, blinking her big eyes.

After taking a taxi, Li Han and Tian Xiwei returned to their rented apartment.

Li Han took the elevator upstairs, entered the password, pushed open the door, and walked in, reaching out to turn on the light.

In an instant, Tian Xiwei suddenly tensed up. For some reason, she had a strange feeling, and her hands involuntarily gripped the hem of her clothes.

"I need to take a shower, Xiaotian, do you want to take a shower?" Li Han said casually as he took off his coat.

"Ah ah..." Tian Xiwei blinked her big eyes rapidly.

You can take a shower if you want, why are you asking me? Do you expect me to come with you? ...

"Xiwei?" Li Han turned to look at Tian Xiwei.

"...You go ahead and wash." Tian Xiwei looked at Li Han and pursed her lips.

"Okay, I'll go wash first, you wait a bit." Li Han nodded and went to the bathroom.

Watching Li Han go to the restroom, Tian Xiwei became increasingly nervous, her heart pounding so hard it felt like it was about to jump out of her chest.

"Let me wait a moment... White Teeth." Biting her lip, Tian Xiwei sat down on the sofa, looking down at her phone to watch the video she had just posted.

This video was only posted a short time ago, but the number of likes is skyrocketing. Looking at the video I posted before, oh, it already has over five million likes...

Sparse... The sound of the showerhead came from the bathroom. Hearing this, Tian Xiwei became even more nervous and lost all interest in looking at her phone.

Li Han showered quickly, finishing in less than ten minutes, but those ten minutes felt like an eternity to Tian Xiwei.

"Phew." Li Han pushed open the door and came out. He felt really refreshed after taking a shower.

He dried his hair and saw Tian Xiwei sitting on the sofa fiddling with her phone, so he walked over.

"Xi..."

"Ahhh, I'm looking at my phone!" Tian Xiwei said hurriedly as if in response. She looked at her phone without looking up, her big eyes blinking incessantly, her hand constantly swiping the screen, seemingly looking at something.

"Oh... I'm done washing, you can go wash now," Li Han gestured.

"...Okay." Tian Xiwei took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind, and looked up at Li Han.

Bang!

Li Han closed the door and returned to his room, stretched, yawned, and exclaimed, "Ah~"

"..." Tian Xiwei was stunned. Why did she go back to her room and close the door?

Frowning, Tian Xiwei stood up and looked at Li Han's room. Could it be… she had been overthinking things?

I was overthinking it. He didn't mean it that way at all. He just wanted me to take a shower.

The more she thought about it, the angrier and angrier Tian Xiwei became. She stepped forward to knock on Li Han's door. She arrived at Li Han's room and raised her hand to knock, but she held back and gritted her teeth, revealing her white little tiger teeth. Her fair face was flushed with anger.

The term "clown" didn't exist in 2016, but Tian Xiwei felt like she was a clown at that time.

"I'm so angry! You just wait!"

Muttering a hum, Tian Xiwei turned around and prepared to take a shower.

Inside the room, Li Han was lying on the bed looking at his phone, unaware that Tian Xiwei had almost stormed in to confront him.

If Tian Xiwei really barged in, he'd probably just say, "Since you're already here, don't leave..." *cough* Just kidding.

Lying in bed, Li Han looked at his phone, scrolling through the videos Tian Xiwei had posted that evening.

"Let's learn to meow together..." That meow, that expression, that movement, those big eyes and snow-white skin—no wonder she's Tian Xiwei, the sweetest girl in the Chinese entertainment industry for a century.

Then, Li Han looked at the comments under the video.

"Wow, my sister is so sweet! Those cat ears are so cute!"

"What's the name of this song? Why can't I find it?"

"Wow, streamer, you're absolutely perfect at cosplaying cats! You're amazing!"

Just as Li Han was scrolling through the comments, a phone call came in—it was from Meng Ziyi.

Looking at Meng Ziyi's phone, Li Han suddenly remembered that the other party had called him this morning, and he had been so busy all day that he had forgotten about it.

Li Han swiped his phone, answered the call, put the phone to his ear, and picked his nose.

"Hey, Mengzicha?"