Chapter 52
Ultimate Numerical Enhancement!!!
"Alright, now that we've finished praising it, let's talk about the overall quality of this long series, Ultraman Sirius."
Let's first take a look at the action scenes, which are what everyone is most interested in.
As soon as he finished speaking, the video switched to a scene of Sirius and Reijubas fighting.
"Did you guys notice? When Sirius hit Reijubas, his starting gesture was a little different from before."
This is a very detailed point. When Sirius first fought against King Orbmons, did he catch King Orbmons' attack with his bare hands?
That's why his starting stance went astray when facing Reijubas!
Moreover, it's not just this one detail depicting Sirius's injury; there are many other details depicting Sirius's injuries that lead to somewhat distorted movements.
The uploader paused at this point, then said with a sigh, "It wasn't just the match against Reijubas; the same thing happened in the later matches against Super Gob and Orb King."
Honestly, when I saw this part, I really felt that Sirius was truly injured, because all his reactions and behaviors were too real.
Furthermore, his fighting style—showing he learned from his mistakes and retreating out of fear—makes me seriously wonder if Madoka really captured an Ultraman to film this kind of thing?
[Got it. The Madoka Company is now founded by the Reibloodians. They've specifically gone to other universes to capture Sirius and film him, all for the sake of making money.]
Thank you, Reiblood!
[Homage to the glorious Reibloodians!]
"Now that we've covered his usual combat performance, let's move on to seeing how Ultraman Sirius fights when he activates his second star."
We can see that Sirius originally turned off the lights, but because the second star was activated, his energy was immediately full, and all his injuries disappeared.
This behavior is similar to how, when you level up in a game, your health and mana bars are completely full.
And since you've leveled up, your stats must have been improved as well, just like our Sirius.
From being chased and beaten by Orb Mengs King at the beginning of the game to being able to suppress Orb Mengs King for a few seconds later, it is clear that his stats have improved.
At this point, some players might ask, "How much have Sirius's stats actually increased?"
At this point, the uploader switched the page to a website and then clicked on an image, which was Ultraman Sirius's ID card.
[666, how did they open our family's bank account?]
Why are you still 18?
Good luck on the college entrance exam!
Why is the underlying code being triggered from above?
[How come this guy forgot his ID card when he's about to take the college entrance exam?]
【…】
"Ahem, sorry, wrong picture." The uploader coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment before finally showing the picture he actually wanted to post.
This is a statistical chart of Ultraman Sirius.
"The official setting book for Ultraman Sirius has just been updated, and I have quickly created a chart of the data to make it easier for everyone to view."
Let me explain it to you.
Let's look at the most basic height and weight first. Unlike when he only had one star, Sirius now has two stars. His height has increased from 52m to 53m, and his weight has increased from 4.5 tons to 4.6 tons.
Obviously, the increase in height and weight is negligible, barely noticeable, but given that many stars are still ununlocked, the future looks promising.
After explaining the height and weight, the uploader adjusted the image to make it clearer for viewers.
"After that, we can talk about some other values. Since there are so many values, I'll just talk about some very common and frequently used values."
We can see the flight speed of Ultraman Sirius. Previously, Ultraman Sirius's flight speed was only Mach 3.9, the same as Nice's, but now Sirius can reach Mach 5, and his running speed on the ground has reached Mach 1.5.
Jumping power has increased from 390m to 500m, and grip strength has increased from 3.9 tons to 5 tons.
Furthermore, his arm strength successfully increased from 7.8 tons to 8 tons. This shows that Sirius's arm strength was already extremely formidable; it was just that his grip strength was too weak, preventing him from suppressing the monster.
[Wow, the stats have been buffed so much! Can someone tell me what level Sirius's stats are at now?]
In short, Sirius probably has similar stats to Ultraman Tiga right now, right?
Yes, its stats are roughly the same as Tiga's, and its arm strength and weight are even slightly greater than Tiga's.
[These are Tiga's stats, and this is Gatanothor. Ryou, hurry up and defeat him!]
[666, didn't you guys see the mechanism that allows Tiga to increase his stats based on the human host's level of faith? If you put someone like Ryou, who only has stats but no mechanism, up there, he'd probably get blasted away immediately.]
At this point, the content creator comforted the viewers, saying, "I know everyone is worried that once the prison stats increase, you won't have to go to jail anymore, so I'm here to reassure you."
You don't need to worry that Lao Liu won't go to jail again. Stats are all fake. Only the mechanics can give you a real sense of security. Someone like Lao Liu will still be crushed when he encounters a monster with higher stats.
Unless you mean something like the Supreme Gaia, with extremely high stats.
After discussing the issues related to combat power, the background music started to become more soothing again.
"Now that we've covered the battle scenes, we can move on to the dialogue scenes. The dialogue scenes in this Ultraman series, The Great Battle of Sirius, really brought back the feeling I had when I watched Ultraman before."
While watching it, I even felt like I was back in elementary school watching Ultraman.
Back then, I didn't understand anything; I just thought it was really cool that all three Ultramen appeared. But now, looking back at Gaia's time-traveling final battle, I've discovered its deeper meaning.
He is telling the story of a timid child, a bullied child, who finally mustered the courage to overcome the shadows of the past.
But in Sirius, it's not just about Xiao Mian's growth; we can also clearly see Yun Yu's growth, telling the story of a fearful person becoming a hero.
If you ask me if a cowardly protagonist wouldn't alienate the audience? Aren't the popular protagonists these days those who deliver satisfying battles and slaughter their way through the world?
Seemingly recalling some unpleasant memories, the uploader paused here:
"Cowardice is not terrible. What is terrible is to always be cowardly and hesitant, like Dekae's monotonous writing in the later stages, or Ake's being bewitched in the later stages. Such a lack of growth is what we really abhor."
But when a protagonist overcomes himself and his cowardice in order to protect his cause, then the protagonist's character is established, and the protagonist's character becomes more charming.
This director clearly has a unique understanding of the Ultraman series, which is why he was able to adapt the already complete script of "Ultraman: The Final Battle" in a way that reminds us of when we watched it back then.
[Yes, it's not that we dislike indecisive protagonists, we just hate protagonists who are always indecisive!]
While it's certainly satisfying to watch a protagonist fight their way through the entire story, and we enjoy that, it's the protagonists with a clear character arc that allow viewers to truly connect with them.
[I just hope that Sylius's later development won't be like that of Dekae and Acre, where all the good character development he had so much before was ruined.]
【…】
"Next, let's talk about the director of Ultraman Sirius. To be honest, when I first saw this director, I really didn't trust him at all."
Just look at his pen name, "Akizuki Airi"?
Your first thought will be, "Has this guy watched too many 'turtle fathers' movies? Why did he come up with such a name?"
Then you look at this guy's profile picture, oh my god, lady, how come this profile picture is still a work by Yuzusoft, Murasame from Senren Banka!
And the director's previous four works were all obscure!
With these three elements combined, he seems like a stereotypical, hardcore anime/manga fanatic—you'd find it hard to trust him. But then you tell me he was in charge of the adapted script and also the director?
After saying that, the uploader also posted a picture of the director "Akizuki Airi's" social media account, and found that not only was the name of this thing weird, but the profile picture was even weirder.
"But it was this director who delivered a perfect answer to the 60th anniversary film. To be honest, I really can't believe it."
Perhaps he truly loves the Ultraman series, knowing what we Ultraman fans want most and what we most want to see...
[Lao Liu: "So this is the reason for assigning me the Hell instance?"]
[Golza taught you how to attack, and Melba taught you how to defend. What more could you want?]
[This is attack, this is defense, this is King Orb, charge!]
【…】
"This love letter, titled '60th Anniversary Commemoration,' not only shows us the growth of Sirius, but also helps us rediscover the pure passion and emotion we felt when watching Ultraman back then."
With the uploader's concluding remarks, this episode of the吐槽 video came to an end, leaving Zhang San looking at the screen full of comments with a sense of loss.
I want it so badly...
Hurry up and watch episode 8 of Ultraman Sirius!
[I'll start updating the Earth main storyline tomorrow. I was thinking of waiting until I finished writing the movie to update the viewing section in order to maintain the continuity of the time-space battle, but I didn't expect to have to write so much. Do you prefer to watch it all at once, or watch the movie in between?]
And then I got accepted into the University of Light! The professor is Manny-san! Everyone, hurry up and apply!
Let's first take a look at the action scenes, which are what everyone is most interested in.
As soon as he finished speaking, the video switched to a scene of Sirius and Reijubas fighting.
"Did you guys notice? When Sirius hit Reijubas, his starting gesture was a little different from before."
This is a very detailed point. When Sirius first fought against King Orbmons, did he catch King Orbmons' attack with his bare hands?
That's why his starting stance went astray when facing Reijubas!
Moreover, it's not just this one detail depicting Sirius's injury; there are many other details depicting Sirius's injuries that lead to somewhat distorted movements.
The uploader paused at this point, then said with a sigh, "It wasn't just the match against Reijubas; the same thing happened in the later matches against Super Gob and Orb King."
Honestly, when I saw this part, I really felt that Sirius was truly injured, because all his reactions and behaviors were too real.
Furthermore, his fighting style—showing he learned from his mistakes and retreating out of fear—makes me seriously wonder if Madoka really captured an Ultraman to film this kind of thing?
[Got it. The Madoka Company is now founded by the Reibloodians. They've specifically gone to other universes to capture Sirius and film him, all for the sake of making money.]
Thank you, Reiblood!
[Homage to the glorious Reibloodians!]
"Now that we've covered his usual combat performance, let's move on to seeing how Ultraman Sirius fights when he activates his second star."
We can see that Sirius originally turned off the lights, but because the second star was activated, his energy was immediately full, and all his injuries disappeared.
This behavior is similar to how, when you level up in a game, your health and mana bars are completely full.
And since you've leveled up, your stats must have been improved as well, just like our Sirius.
From being chased and beaten by Orb Mengs King at the beginning of the game to being able to suppress Orb Mengs King for a few seconds later, it is clear that his stats have improved.
At this point, some players might ask, "How much have Sirius's stats actually increased?"
At this point, the uploader switched the page to a website and then clicked on an image, which was Ultraman Sirius's ID card.
[666, how did they open our family's bank account?]
Why are you still 18?
Good luck on the college entrance exam!
Why is the underlying code being triggered from above?
[How come this guy forgot his ID card when he's about to take the college entrance exam?]
【…】
"Ahem, sorry, wrong picture." The uploader coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment before finally showing the picture he actually wanted to post.
This is a statistical chart of Ultraman Sirius.
"The official setting book for Ultraman Sirius has just been updated, and I have quickly created a chart of the data to make it easier for everyone to view."
Let me explain it to you.
Let's look at the most basic height and weight first. Unlike when he only had one star, Sirius now has two stars. His height has increased from 52m to 53m, and his weight has increased from 4.5 tons to 4.6 tons.
Obviously, the increase in height and weight is negligible, barely noticeable, but given that many stars are still ununlocked, the future looks promising.
After explaining the height and weight, the uploader adjusted the image to make it clearer for viewers.
"After that, we can talk about some other values. Since there are so many values, I'll just talk about some very common and frequently used values."
We can see the flight speed of Ultraman Sirius. Previously, Ultraman Sirius's flight speed was only Mach 3.9, the same as Nice's, but now Sirius can reach Mach 5, and his running speed on the ground has reached Mach 1.5.
Jumping power has increased from 390m to 500m, and grip strength has increased from 3.9 tons to 5 tons.
Furthermore, his arm strength successfully increased from 7.8 tons to 8 tons. This shows that Sirius's arm strength was already extremely formidable; it was just that his grip strength was too weak, preventing him from suppressing the monster.
[Wow, the stats have been buffed so much! Can someone tell me what level Sirius's stats are at now?]
In short, Sirius probably has similar stats to Ultraman Tiga right now, right?
Yes, its stats are roughly the same as Tiga's, and its arm strength and weight are even slightly greater than Tiga's.
[These are Tiga's stats, and this is Gatanothor. Ryou, hurry up and defeat him!]
[666, didn't you guys see the mechanism that allows Tiga to increase his stats based on the human host's level of faith? If you put someone like Ryou, who only has stats but no mechanism, up there, he'd probably get blasted away immediately.]
At this point, the content creator comforted the viewers, saying, "I know everyone is worried that once the prison stats increase, you won't have to go to jail anymore, so I'm here to reassure you."
You don't need to worry that Lao Liu won't go to jail again. Stats are all fake. Only the mechanics can give you a real sense of security. Someone like Lao Liu will still be crushed when he encounters a monster with higher stats.
Unless you mean something like the Supreme Gaia, with extremely high stats.
After discussing the issues related to combat power, the background music started to become more soothing again.
"Now that we've covered the battle scenes, we can move on to the dialogue scenes. The dialogue scenes in this Ultraman series, The Great Battle of Sirius, really brought back the feeling I had when I watched Ultraman before."
While watching it, I even felt like I was back in elementary school watching Ultraman.
Back then, I didn't understand anything; I just thought it was really cool that all three Ultramen appeared. But now, looking back at Gaia's time-traveling final battle, I've discovered its deeper meaning.
He is telling the story of a timid child, a bullied child, who finally mustered the courage to overcome the shadows of the past.
But in Sirius, it's not just about Xiao Mian's growth; we can also clearly see Yun Yu's growth, telling the story of a fearful person becoming a hero.
If you ask me if a cowardly protagonist wouldn't alienate the audience? Aren't the popular protagonists these days those who deliver satisfying battles and slaughter their way through the world?
Seemingly recalling some unpleasant memories, the uploader paused here:
"Cowardice is not terrible. What is terrible is to always be cowardly and hesitant, like Dekae's monotonous writing in the later stages, or Ake's being bewitched in the later stages. Such a lack of growth is what we really abhor."
But when a protagonist overcomes himself and his cowardice in order to protect his cause, then the protagonist's character is established, and the protagonist's character becomes more charming.
This director clearly has a unique understanding of the Ultraman series, which is why he was able to adapt the already complete script of "Ultraman: The Final Battle" in a way that reminds us of when we watched it back then.
[Yes, it's not that we dislike indecisive protagonists, we just hate protagonists who are always indecisive!]
While it's certainly satisfying to watch a protagonist fight their way through the entire story, and we enjoy that, it's the protagonists with a clear character arc that allow viewers to truly connect with them.
[I just hope that Sylius's later development won't be like that of Dekae and Acre, where all the good character development he had so much before was ruined.]
【…】
"Next, let's talk about the director of Ultraman Sirius. To be honest, when I first saw this director, I really didn't trust him at all."
Just look at his pen name, "Akizuki Airi"?
Your first thought will be, "Has this guy watched too many 'turtle fathers' movies? Why did he come up with such a name?"
Then you look at this guy's profile picture, oh my god, lady, how come this profile picture is still a work by Yuzusoft, Murasame from Senren Banka!
And the director's previous four works were all obscure!
With these three elements combined, he seems like a stereotypical, hardcore anime/manga fanatic—you'd find it hard to trust him. But then you tell me he was in charge of the adapted script and also the director?
After saying that, the uploader also posted a picture of the director "Akizuki Airi's" social media account, and found that not only was the name of this thing weird, but the profile picture was even weirder.
"But it was this director who delivered a perfect answer to the 60th anniversary film. To be honest, I really can't believe it."
Perhaps he truly loves the Ultraman series, knowing what we Ultraman fans want most and what we most want to see...
[Lao Liu: "So this is the reason for assigning me the Hell instance?"]
[Golza taught you how to attack, and Melba taught you how to defend. What more could you want?]
[This is attack, this is defense, this is King Orb, charge!]
【…】
"This love letter, titled '60th Anniversary Commemoration,' not only shows us the growth of Sirius, but also helps us rediscover the pure passion and emotion we felt when watching Ultraman back then."
With the uploader's concluding remarks, this episode of the吐槽 video came to an end, leaving Zhang San looking at the screen full of comments with a sense of loss.
I want it so badly...
Hurry up and watch episode 8 of Ultraman Sirius!
[I'll start updating the Earth main storyline tomorrow. I was thinking of waiting until I finished writing the movie to update the viewing section in order to maintain the continuity of the time-space battle, but I didn't expect to have to write so much. Do you prefer to watch it all at once, or watch the movie in between?]
And then I got accepted into the University of Light! The professor is Manny-san! Everyone, hurry up and apply!