What the heck is the Pokémon Succubus Physique?

[Enjoy a regular meal and receive 100 Action Points]

Ordinary food, then what is extraordinary food?

Food made from Pokémon?

At noon, after Wei Xin finished his lunch in the cafeteria, the system's voice suddenly rang in his mind.

Based on his memory, Wei Xin knew that in addition to Pokémon, there were also ordinary animals like pigs, cows, and sheep in this world.

After all, not all grass can walk, and not all grass can tangle.

Don't misunderstand the vine whip skill I'm referring to.

However, since the wild ecosystem is dominated by elves, ordinary animals can only live in zoos, farms, and specific protected areas.

As the saying goes, it's better to guide than to block. The Eastern League has not completely banned the consumption of Pokémon, but has instead established a series of laws to regulate this behavior. For example, the "List of Edible Pokémon" was revised again two years ago, and consuming the Pokémon listed therein is a legal act.

Especially for Pokémon like Magikarp, which can seriously affect the river's ecosystem, if they are not controlled, they will occupy the river and seriously affect the lives of residents. To address this, Donghuang has even developed dozens of different dishes, such as Magikarp soup and Magikarp with chopped chili peppers...

People from other regions were stunned when they heard this.

No, Magikarp is a Pokémon that's all bones and you can't even get a few ounces of meat from chopping it up. How can you people from the East possibly serve it on your dinner table?

You people from Donghuang are really hungry.

It can only be said that no matter which world it is, the people of Donghuang are still at the top level in terms of food. In the eyes of the people of Donghuang, all living things can only be divided into four categories.

Delicious food, edible food, food that needs to be processed before eating, and food for which no processing method has been found yet.

However, as a Pokémon enthusiast, Wei Xin is unwilling to eat this kind of food, but he will not criticize others like some crazy vegetarians.

After eating and drinking his fill, Wei Xin headed to his dormitory. On the way, he noticed that the system panel showed he had already accumulated one draw.

But as a hoarder, he plans to wait until he needs to draw the item.

What if I manage to draw the item I need right now?

What if the system suddenly launches an event, such as a 10-pull discount or a legendary reward for the anniversary?

You feel most secure when you have the skills in your hands.

System, you wouldn't want your host to be bullied, would you?

Avoiding the bustling crowds, Wei Xin returned to his dormitory. As soon as he opened the door, he saw his two roommates arguing.

Li Wei: "I already said that Metagross can float in the air because of its superpowers. If you fill it with magnetism, the magnetism will pull it to the ground. How can it move?"

Yue Hai: "You're talking nonsense! I'm too lazy to explain to you, you don't deserve to listen."

Li Wei: "You smelled it?"

Wei Xin: "..."

Upon hearing someone push open the door and enter, the other two people in the dormitory stopped what they were doing and turned to look at each other simultaneously.

Then Wei Xin sighed, took one foot back, and after a long while, managed to utter two words with difficulty.

"Mental disability."

"Damn, a thick barrier, huh?" Li Wei immediately became anxious. He could tolerate others mocking his intelligence, after all, his performance was indeed inferior to others.

But your grades are worse than mine, Wei Xin, so why are you laughing at me?

"Then tell me, how does Metagross move?"

Wei Xin shook his head, looking at Li Wei with pity, and asked succinctly: "Have you ever ridden a maglev train?"

Your brain must have been hit by a comet punch, right? Superpowers, my foot!

Apologize to your high school physics teacher, you bastard.

However, Li Wei's mistake was somewhat understandable. Metagross is a Steel/Psychic type Pokémon, but its psychic abilities are generated by supercomputer-level brain processing. In reality, it moves using magnetism.

Furthermore, Metagross's magnetic force is enhanced in low-temperature environments, which also increases its movement speed and the power of its moves. This is why some Metagross prefers to move around in snowy mountains.

"Hiss..." Upon hearing this, Li Wei's mouth was half open, his pupils suddenly dilated, and he suddenly realized what was happening. Then he held his head and let out a piercing scream that echoed throughout the entire floor.

"It's just a question, there's no need for that." Wei Xin sat on his bed, following his memory, found the Lu Lina photo album that he had put under the bed, opened it, and savored it carefully.

Look at that healthy belly, look at that slender body, and that beautiful face.

I'm talking about Milotic, don't get the wrong idea.

"A question?" Yue Hai touched his mouth, trying to smooth down his uncontrollable smile.

"He didn't answer the subjective questions and lost 40 points on the objective questions, so he's now failing."

Forget about exams, we can't even get roasted sweet potatoes anymore.

Poor Li Wei, he couldn't answer the questions and couldn't become a trainer, so he cried and made a fuss, so pitiful.

"Stop talking, stop talking..." Li Wei buried his head under the pillow like a Dodori, tears streaming down his face. "One careless mistake ruined my dream of becoming a trainer."

A stagnant sports student, huh?

Did you know that in chemistry, precipitates are usually filtered out?

Rainy days can also increase solubility.

"Wei, how did you do on the exam? How confident were you?"

"Thirty percent." Wei Xin raised three fingers.

"Thirty percent? That high?" Yue Hai looked puzzled.

Although Li Wei's poor grades were due to his genuine incompetence, the exam was indeed challenging, especially the subjective questions. Even many top-performing students could only offer a few casual remarks in an attempt to earn some hard-earned points.

Moreover, in his memory, Wei Xin was not interested in changing his major at first. The reason he signed up was just to create a study atmosphere in the dormitory, which is commonly known as "accompanying the prince in his studies".

Otherwise, Li Wei wouldn't have agreed to give his treasured photo album to Wei Xin before the exam.

As for the result...

Li Wei's brilliant plan to secure the country backfired, resulting in the loss of both his photo album and his army.

"Thirty percent are confident of success, thirty percent are certain of victory, and forty percent are determined to win."

Yue Hai: "..."

You also see pie charts.

Wei Xin flicked his non-existent bangs and said confidently, "I'm still 90% confident of victory."

So you're still using a 100-point scale, huh?

Having confidence is a good thing.

After chatting for a while, Li Wei, who was lying on the bed, suddenly jumped up, holding his phone.

"Look at the confession wall!"

What, someone's complimenting me on my looks?

"The most beautiful girl in our department said that if any of the top ten students in the exam are willing to help her choose a Pokémon, she will date that person."

"How can we help her choose?" Upon hearing this, Wei Xin suddenly became interested.

When it comes to team composition, I'm a professional. You can ask her if she wants a Sandstorm team or a Space team.

What is a speaker cricket? She looks like a speaker cricket to me.

For someone like that, even hiring Gorky or Hirona wouldn't help, let alone hiring her.

Of course, this only applies to Pokémon battles.

Although Pokémon vary in strength, every Pokémon has its own strengths and talents that suit its characteristics. A king has the qualities of a king, and a chef has the qualities of a chef.

"Look carefully, it's not about helping her choose a Pokémon, it's about exchanging Pokémon with her. She means that the top ten students should choose a Pokémon according to her requirements and then exchange it with her."

Yue Hai pointed at the screen and corrected him.

Wei Xin: "..."

Is this a Pokémon selection process?

There's no such thing as Torterra in Pokémon.

The Sword Demon wasn't there either.

Wei Xin opened his phone, found the college beauty's QQ account, and silently added her to his blacklist to prevent harassment after the results were released.

Bro, promise me you won't be a simp, okay?

After looking at the photos for a while, Wei Xin felt bored. After all, it was just a piece of paper, and he couldn't touch it.

I'm talking about Milotic, don't get the wrong idea.

With that in mind, Wei Xin sat down at the table, opened his laptop, and began searching for information on how much it would cost to train Pokémon, as well as training advice for various Pokémon.

After all, this isn't a game. You can easily level up by just wandering around the roadside with your Pokémon and killing monsters, and you can even collect coins from passersby.

Supplements, food, items, and training equipment for Pokémon are all huge expenses.

Other students could ask their parents to help them get more coins, but Wei Xin was all alone and had to find his own way.

Before long, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized that there were actually quite a few resources around him. After all, besides Pokémon battles, there were many other Pokémon-related majors in university.

"Grass-type Pokémon can gather resources at the Agricultural Academy; Fire-type can gather chili peppers; Steel-type should be able to find materials at the Mechanical and Metallurgical Academies; Fighting-type can use Li Wei as a punching bag..."

Li Wei: "???"

Hearing Wei Xin's whispers, the two couldn't help but turn their gazes toward him.

Yue Hai: "Have you ever thought about this? Other colleges may not even have enough resources for themselves, so why should they share them with you?"

"Because I'm handsome?" Wei Xin blurted out, raising an eyebrow at his roommates. "Didn't you guys notice I look a little different today?"

Of course, it was just a joke. Wei Xin's real plan was to build good relationships with people from other colleges. After all, in life, having more friends means having more options.

As for resources, he needs to find a way to make some money. After all, if he has Pokémon, he won't be the single man who can live on instant noodles for several days a week and still consider having some protein at the end of the month.

No matter how tough things get, we can't let our children suffer.

Li Wei and Yue Hai looked at each other, and after a moment of silence, they revealed expressions of sudden realization.

It seems your brain hasn't gotten better, it's just malfunctioned.

Li Wei stood up: "I'll go to the market and find a butcher."

Yue Hai stood up: "I'll go to the restroom and get him a mirror."

Wei Xin quickly stopped the two.

"Don't you all sense that I have a succubus-like aura about me today?"

"Ah Wei, what do you think?"

"One glance at Ding Zhen, and I can tell he's a player of the card game 'Three Kingdoms Kill'."

Faced with his roommate's questioning, Wei Xin suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Do you really think I haven't changed at all compared to before?"

If 36 points of charm aren't enough for me to do whatever I want, then what about my previous behavior in front of my senior...?

Ouch... It's hard, my toes are hard, a two-bedroom apartment.

Is it too late for me to switch to architecture?

"Actually, there is a little bit," Li Wei said.

Upon closer inspection, he noticed that Wei Xin's facial features had indeed undergone some subtle changes. He was no longer the effeminate young man, nor the tough guy, but rather someone who was hard to describe. At first glance, he looked alright, but upon closer inspection, he became more and more pleasing to the eye.

Overall, it's very pleasing to the eye.

But as a roommate, he had a set of rules.

That means it's fine if I'm handsome, but don't drag my brothers into this; it has nothing to do with them.

So even if Wu Xizu, Liang Xiwei, and F4 all came together today...

It can only be Magical Girls, X Zhiwei, or Teletubbies.

Unfortunately, there's still an honest guy in the dorm.

Yue Hai: "Your face does look better than before, and your voice seems to have changed too. It sounds a lot like those Pokémon-raising bloggers online. I remember their names are something like..."

Li Wei: "A German voice?"

Hey!! No 500,000 marks for bread, how about some egg tarts?

Yue Hai: "It's a Druid's voice! Wei, have you gone through a second growth spurt?"

"It could also be that she's in heat; after all, spring will be here soon." Li Wei raised an eyebrow.

"This shouldn't be the case," Wei Xin frowned, checking the system panel. Thirty-six points of charm? It shouldn't be this low.

If I can't even tame these two rebellious sons in my dormitory, how will I be able to restore the Han Dynasty in the future?

Could it be...?

Then Wei Xin had a flash of inspiration, and his confident expression froze.

"What do you two think determines a person's charm?"

When Wei Xin came to his senses, he realized that everyone's aesthetic sense is different. Logically speaking, it is impossible for a person to be aesthetically pleasing to everyone, unless he is an evil god.

"There are many: IQ, EQ, speech, behavior, appearance, wealth, physique, and so on," Yue Hai said. "Even smell, soul, thoughts, and will."

"And crabapples!" Li Wei added. "My high school physics teacher once said that big is good, and good is big."

Your high school physics teacher must be an Azur Lane player.

At this moment, Wei Xin looked at his charm value and the luck value that had been restored due to the withering of the flowers on the system panel. Recalling the previous flower wreath therapy, he suddenly realized what had happened.

26 ＞ 10

It turns out my buddy isn't a giant succubus, he's a Pokémon succubus.

At this moment, those unbearable, incomprehensible memories that would make one writhe like a serpent in bed whenever they were thought of replayed in Wei Xin's mind like a cassette tape.

"Isn't being targeted a sign of my senior's approval of me?"

"A frog in a well always thinks the world is only the tiny place it sees."

"Next, let Mimikyu and I tell you what the vastness of the world truly means."