Chapter 1045
: The Peerless Magic Ability of the Minions
Master Tongtian held the teacup and sniffed it until the tiger calmed down and closed his mouth before he asked, "Your Excellency, don't you drink tea?"
"Don't drink! Clear tea and fresh water, what's there to drink?"
The tiger shook his head and said, "I want to eat yellow plums, and I want a portion of everything steamed and fried."
"Since your Excellency doesn't drink tea, it means that I am not good at entertaining you. My majestic master can't even handle entertaining guests well. I am ashamed to see distinguished guests, so I will leave first."
Master Tongtian drank the tea in his cup in one gulp, turned around and walked out of the hall.
"Hello! Hello! Where are you going?"
The big tiger stood upright on its hind legs, stood in the hall, bared its teeth and claws, spewed out the smell of alcohol from its bloody mouth, and said, "I came from a long way to visit Jin'ao Island, but in the end it was as if I was being fished." I caught it. Now you have invited me to Biyou Palace, but you are not at ease entertaining Master Hu, but turned around and left, how can there be such a reason for hospitality?"
"Can't afford to offend, can't I still hide?"
The leader of Tongtian Church paused, turned around and left such a sentence, and immediately turned into a rainbow light, disappearing between heaven and earth, but the words of the leader still echoed in the temple: "I am going to the Western Paradise to sit and discuss the Tao with Amitabha Buddha. Colorful clouds and green clouds You guard Jinao Island for me, and entertain this distinguished guest for me, don't be negligent."
"The disciple respectfully sent off the leader!"
Boy Biyun and Boy Caiyun bowed to the ground together.
After bowing, Caiyun boy flew to the side of the tea table with a swish, and was about to take the teacup from the table with his hand.
"What! What!"
The big tiger snatched the teacup first, and watched Caiyun boy with vigilance.
Caiyun boy said: "Dear guest, don't you drink tea?"
"Who said I don't want to drink Master Tiger? If I don't drink, I won't drink!"
The tiger drank the tea in the cup in one gulp, not letting go of the tea dregs, and swallowed it into his stomach after chewing in twos and muttering, "Master Tiger, I was not thirsty before, but now I am thirsty." Yes, do you have an opinion?"
"I have no objection at all. I'm just a little boy. How dare I have any objections to distinguished guests?"
Caiyun boy stood aside in a daze, looked at the big tiger, and asked again: "I don't know Mr. Tiger's name, what's his name?"
"Master Tiger, my surname is Hu, and I'm called Minion Hu!"
After all, the tiger transformed into a middle-aged monk with teeth and claws. His whole body was majestic, just like Liu Yi's cheap father-in-law minion.
For some reason, after thousands of years of absence, this minion old monster actually cultivated to become a god, and also came to the Central World, and ran to Jinao Island in the East China Sea, where he actually got karma with Caiyun boy.
"You are being polite, Mr. Minion."
Boy Caiyun quickly saluted. He has served the leader for countless years and is best at observing words and demeanor.Seeing the leader today, he only said that he can't be provoked and can hide. Naturally, Caiyun boy will not provoke the minion again, even if the minion is just a newly promoted god, and his cultivation is far inferior to him, Caiyun boy is also honest. , lowered his eyebrows and said, "When we were at the seaside earlier, you said that your son-in-law is very powerful, but who is he?"
"Speaking of my son-in-law, he is simply the number one in the universe, Xuanhuang, and Eternal. Only the legendary Dazun can compare with him..."
Speaking of this, the minion suddenly saw a big white crane flying by outside the hall, drooling from the corner of his mouth, and exclaimed: "So fat! So fat!"
Immediately, a rainbow light appeared at the minion's feet.
He immediately dropped Caiyun Boy, flew into the air and grabbed the big white crane, then ran back to Biyou Palace and took the futon from the seat of the leader of Tongtian, threw it outside the main hall of Biyou Palace, and burned it on top of the futon A bonfire began to show in front of the two boys under the leader's seat the magical skill of barbecue that his minions and big monsters have practiced for thousands of years...
At this moment, Zhao Gongming, with Dinghai Dzi Beads hanging all over his body, came to Biyou Palace to meet the leader, but he found the minion grilling meat...
The futon under the barbecue was stained with dirt by drops of oil and water.
This is the futon that the leader sits on when he preaches and teaches karma to solve doubts!
But at this moment, it was being used by the minion big monster to barbecue.
This matter is disrespectful to Jiejiao!
"This... this is Master's futon!"
Zhao Gongming's expression suddenly became extremely cold, and the Dinghai Dzi beads all over him burst out, vowing to beat the minion monster to pieces, but the minion monster was not afraid at all. Standing behind him, he wanted to resist Dinghai Tianzhu with his flesh and blood, and said cursingly: "It doesn't matter if you smash Master Tiger's body, but don't smash Master Tiger's barbecue, otherwise Master Tiger will never end with you." !"
"Brother Gongming, stop!"
With a flash, Biyun boy turned into a cloud of green clouds, blocking the front of Dinghai Dzizhu.
"Junior Brother Biyun, why are you blocking me?"
Zhao Gongming frowned, pointed at the prostitute and cursed angrily: "This guy doesn't know what is good or bad, but in the holy place where I intercepted the teaching, outside the Biyou Palace, he used the futon mat of the master to burn the meat on the ground. This is my fault. It's a shame and a shame to stop teaching! If you two don't take this person down, you can just smash him into thousands of pieces, and you even try to stop me, it's a heinous crime! I will definitely report this matter to Master, and Master will deal with you Two people. Now you two get out of the way quickly, let me kill this beast first!"
"No way! Brother Gongming can't do it..."
Boy Biyun hurriedly told Zhao Gongming what had happened before, then looked at the minion, and said: "Master the leader has already gone to the Western Paradise to discuss the Tao with the Buddha, just to avoid this Lord Tiger."
"what!?"
Zhao Gongming was inexplicably astonished, and was about to ask a few more questions, only to find that the minion monster had already finished eating the braised crane in two or three bites, and was already lying on the ground rolling non-stop, screaming...
"Ah! It hurts!"
"Ah! It hurts!"
"Master Tiger, I'm hurt, ah...it hurts so much!"
"Your kid's big bead is so powerful, it even wounded Master Hu's three souls and seven souls with just a flash of light..."
"You are a majestic generation of masters, the leader of Jiejiao is your master, and many Taoists are your fellow disciples. You can be regarded as a person with status and status, but it is really a shame to attack Lord Tiger, a young monk who has just become a god and has low strength. How shameless!"
"Murder, life, debt and money!"
"If you hurt Master Hu, you will be responsible to Master Tiger!"
"Ah! It hurts so much! The pain is unbearable, Lord Tiger, I'm going to die of pain..."
"Oh, my elbow! Oh, my Tianlinggai! Oh, my waist..."
"If you don't give Master Hu an explanation and satisfy Master Hu, Master Tiger will never let this matter go away!"
This turn of events, I'm afraid Zhao Gongming and Biyun Caiyun will look at each other in dismay.These three Jiejiao disciples have lived for countless years, they have seen a lot, and they have seen a lot of strange beings.But like today's, it's the first time I've seen someone so shameless, such a rascal, such a mess...
The minion was rolling on the ground, crying out in pain, but he thought in his heart: "Hmph! How dare you provoke Master Hu? It's unbelievable! For thousands of years, Master Tiger has created a unique and unique supernatural power, known as cheating and abducting. Great skill, even the leader of the sect was scared and ran away when he saw Master Hu, you kid actually didn't know what to do, and used a few big beads to scare Master Hu!
"Don't drink! Clear tea and fresh water, what's there to drink?"
The tiger shook his head and said, "I want to eat yellow plums, and I want a portion of everything steamed and fried."
"Since your Excellency doesn't drink tea, it means that I am not good at entertaining you. My majestic master can't even handle entertaining guests well. I am ashamed to see distinguished guests, so I will leave first."
Master Tongtian drank the tea in his cup in one gulp, turned around and walked out of the hall.
"Hello! Hello! Where are you going?"
The big tiger stood upright on its hind legs, stood in the hall, bared its teeth and claws, spewed out the smell of alcohol from its bloody mouth, and said, "I came from a long way to visit Jin'ao Island, but in the end it was as if I was being fished." I caught it. Now you have invited me to Biyou Palace, but you are not at ease entertaining Master Hu, but turned around and left, how can there be such a reason for hospitality?"
"Can't afford to offend, can't I still hide?"
The leader of Tongtian Church paused, turned around and left such a sentence, and immediately turned into a rainbow light, disappearing between heaven and earth, but the words of the leader still echoed in the temple: "I am going to the Western Paradise to sit and discuss the Tao with Amitabha Buddha. Colorful clouds and green clouds You guard Jinao Island for me, and entertain this distinguished guest for me, don't be negligent."
"The disciple respectfully sent off the leader!"
Boy Biyun and Boy Caiyun bowed to the ground together.
After bowing, Caiyun boy flew to the side of the tea table with a swish, and was about to take the teacup from the table with his hand.
"What! What!"
The big tiger snatched the teacup first, and watched Caiyun boy with vigilance.
Caiyun boy said: "Dear guest, don't you drink tea?"
"Who said I don't want to drink Master Tiger? If I don't drink, I won't drink!"
The tiger drank the tea in the cup in one gulp, not letting go of the tea dregs, and swallowed it into his stomach after chewing in twos and muttering, "Master Tiger, I was not thirsty before, but now I am thirsty." Yes, do you have an opinion?"
"I have no objection at all. I'm just a little boy. How dare I have any objections to distinguished guests?"
Caiyun boy stood aside in a daze, looked at the big tiger, and asked again: "I don't know Mr. Tiger's name, what's his name?"
"Master Tiger, my surname is Hu, and I'm called Minion Hu!"
After all, the tiger transformed into a middle-aged monk with teeth and claws. His whole body was majestic, just like Liu Yi's cheap father-in-law minion.
For some reason, after thousands of years of absence, this minion old monster actually cultivated to become a god, and also came to the Central World, and ran to Jinao Island in the East China Sea, where he actually got karma with Caiyun boy.
"You are being polite, Mr. Minion."
Boy Caiyun quickly saluted. He has served the leader for countless years and is best at observing words and demeanor.Seeing the leader today, he only said that he can't be provoked and can hide. Naturally, Caiyun boy will not provoke the minion again, even if the minion is just a newly promoted god, and his cultivation is far inferior to him, Caiyun boy is also honest. , lowered his eyebrows and said, "When we were at the seaside earlier, you said that your son-in-law is very powerful, but who is he?"
"Speaking of my son-in-law, he is simply the number one in the universe, Xuanhuang, and Eternal. Only the legendary Dazun can compare with him..."
Speaking of this, the minion suddenly saw a big white crane flying by outside the hall, drooling from the corner of his mouth, and exclaimed: "So fat! So fat!"
Immediately, a rainbow light appeared at the minion's feet.
He immediately dropped Caiyun Boy, flew into the air and grabbed the big white crane, then ran back to Biyou Palace and took the futon from the seat of the leader of Tongtian, threw it outside the main hall of Biyou Palace, and burned it on top of the futon A bonfire began to show in front of the two boys under the leader's seat the magical skill of barbecue that his minions and big monsters have practiced for thousands of years...
At this moment, Zhao Gongming, with Dinghai Dzi Beads hanging all over his body, came to Biyou Palace to meet the leader, but he found the minion grilling meat...
The futon under the barbecue was stained with dirt by drops of oil and water.
This is the futon that the leader sits on when he preaches and teaches karma to solve doubts!
But at this moment, it was being used by the minion big monster to barbecue.
This matter is disrespectful to Jiejiao!
"This... this is Master's futon!"
Zhao Gongming's expression suddenly became extremely cold, and the Dinghai Dzi beads all over him burst out, vowing to beat the minion monster to pieces, but the minion monster was not afraid at all. Standing behind him, he wanted to resist Dinghai Tianzhu with his flesh and blood, and said cursingly: "It doesn't matter if you smash Master Tiger's body, but don't smash Master Tiger's barbecue, otherwise Master Tiger will never end with you." !"
"Brother Gongming, stop!"
With a flash, Biyun boy turned into a cloud of green clouds, blocking the front of Dinghai Dzizhu.
"Junior Brother Biyun, why are you blocking me?"
Zhao Gongming frowned, pointed at the prostitute and cursed angrily: "This guy doesn't know what is good or bad, but in the holy place where I intercepted the teaching, outside the Biyou Palace, he used the futon mat of the master to burn the meat on the ground. This is my fault. It's a shame and a shame to stop teaching! If you two don't take this person down, you can just smash him into thousands of pieces, and you even try to stop me, it's a heinous crime! I will definitely report this matter to Master, and Master will deal with you Two people. Now you two get out of the way quickly, let me kill this beast first!"
"No way! Brother Gongming can't do it..."
Boy Biyun hurriedly told Zhao Gongming what had happened before, then looked at the minion, and said: "Master the leader has already gone to the Western Paradise to discuss the Tao with the Buddha, just to avoid this Lord Tiger."
"what!?"
Zhao Gongming was inexplicably astonished, and was about to ask a few more questions, only to find that the minion monster had already finished eating the braised crane in two or three bites, and was already lying on the ground rolling non-stop, screaming...
"Ah! It hurts!"
"Ah! It hurts!"
"Master Tiger, I'm hurt, ah...it hurts so much!"
"Your kid's big bead is so powerful, it even wounded Master Hu's three souls and seven souls with just a flash of light..."
"You are a majestic generation of masters, the leader of Jiejiao is your master, and many Taoists are your fellow disciples. You can be regarded as a person with status and status, but it is really a shame to attack Lord Tiger, a young monk who has just become a god and has low strength. How shameless!"
"Murder, life, debt and money!"
"If you hurt Master Hu, you will be responsible to Master Tiger!"
"Ah! It hurts so much! The pain is unbearable, Lord Tiger, I'm going to die of pain..."
"Oh, my elbow! Oh, my Tianlinggai! Oh, my waist..."
"If you don't give Master Hu an explanation and satisfy Master Hu, Master Tiger will never let this matter go away!"
This turn of events, I'm afraid Zhao Gongming and Biyun Caiyun will look at each other in dismay.These three Jiejiao disciples have lived for countless years, they have seen a lot, and they have seen a lot of strange beings.But like today's, it's the first time I've seen someone so shameless, such a rascal, such a mess...
The minion was rolling on the ground, crying out in pain, but he thought in his heart: "Hmph! How dare you provoke Master Hu? It's unbelievable! For thousands of years, Master Tiger has created a unique and unique supernatural power, known as cheating and abducting. Great skill, even the leader of the sect was scared and ran away when he saw Master Hu, you kid actually didn't know what to do, and used a few big beads to scare Master Hu!