Chapter 878
: Extraterrestrial expert
Which girl does not love beauty?
Which sister doesn't like to be pretty?
Although practitioners are not like ordinary women, they need some rouge, gouache, and lipstick to make their faces look radiant.Practitioners are immune to all kinds of diseases, have red lips and white teeth, and are glamorous. As long as they don't have crooked facial features due to poor foundation, they can cover all ugliness with one white, and have a bit of beauty.
The head of the female catcher is like a goose egg, her face is very good, her cheeks are very plump without a trace of excess fat, her eyes are big and round, and her lips are a little red. She is a stunning beauty.
She has always been very disdainful of things like rouge and gouache, even the perfume extracted from hundreds of flowers by practitioners.There is no need to apply powder and perfume on her body, there is a faint fragrance of virgin body, which is very pleasant.
The body fragrance is soft and soft, which is the pride of this female headhunter.
But at this moment, not only will it not be fragrant, but it will be infamous for thousands of years!
The female headhunter has been tracking Hu Tutu for more than a month. She knows a lot about Hu Tutu's strange activities with the two buckets. There is a stench left in the bones, even the tomb is stinky, it can be said to be a real stench for thousands of years.
Which woman is willing to smell bad?
In particular, this woman is still a beauty.
As a result, the female catcher was so angry that she forgot about things and me, and was so angry that man and nature were one. Apart from killing Hu Tutu, she had no other distracting thoughts in her heart.
"After killing me, no one will be able to detoxify and deodorize!"
Hu Tutu yelled with a smile on his face, but there was no panic on his face, let alone the slightest nervousness.
With just such a sentence, the female catcher turned the three-foot long sword back into a jade talisman, and stood a few meters away from Hu Tutu, like a husband-watching stone, motionless.
"Looking at your appearance, you have the appearance of a noble lady, and you are a disciple of one of the eight great immortal sects. Why do you use knives and swords at every turn, and kill people at every turn?"
Hu Tutu looked smug, and Youzai Youzai walked around the female catcher a few times, and said with emotion: "You are a beautiful woman, how can you be a thief!"
The female catcher's face was cold, and she said coldly: "Detoxify me!"
"Now you are asking for me, how can you talk to me in this tone?"
Hu Tutu shook his head, said persuasively, "Brother Fat, I'm a loner anyway. I'm an old bachelor. If one person eats enough, the whole family won't be hungry. If he dies, he will die. What a pity to die. These days, it's a pity to die an old man." What does it mean to be single? There are more than trillions of men and women in the world, and there are more than ten million bachelors. I am afraid that with every breath and every blink of an eye, one or two or even a dozen bachelors will die. But you are different, little girl. You are the master of cultivation. Scholars, you are the immortals in the common people of us, and you are also the disciples of the Sanshan Talisman Sect. Your future is boundless. If you are notorious for thousands of years, you will die. What a pity."
The female catcher gritted her teeth and suppressed the anger in her heart, "What do you want?"
"Hey! Little girl, after all, you are inexperienced in the world, you don't know how to read words, and you don't know how to observe the situation. Now you have something to ask me, how can you be so cold to me? I have reminded you twice, no I will remind you for the third time, if you continue to be so arrogant in front of me, I will smash myself to death on a stone, let no one can detoxify the smell on your body, little girl, and leave you with a bad smell forever!"
Hu Tutu became more stubborn, more arrogant, and more unreasonable, and asked, "Do you understand?"
After all, this fat man is no longer the little fat man of the Yuxi school. He was bullied back then, so he only dared to hide in bed and cry secretly.Now he has practiced for many years, and after returning to Xuantianzong with Liu Yi, his temperament has become more free and easy, and also more perverse and weird.
Today, Hu Tutu has already experienced many storms, and he is naturally much more sophisticated than this female head catcher.
"you!"
The female catcher gritted her teeth, her eyes were moist, and it took a long time before she could utter a word, "You bully!"
As soon as this remark came out, Hu Tutu immediately felt a little discouraged, and thought to himself: "I, Hu Tiancai, was once a human fairy, and I was once rich, but in the end I was reduced to bullying the little girl in the world... Time! Fate!"
Although Hu Tutu is not hard-hearted, he has the professional ethics of cheating and cheating. He simply pretended to be the bad guy and said angrily: "Brother fat, I am asking you if you understand, not whether you have been bullied. Now you can understand." gone?"
The female catcher bit her lip, her energetic expression had long since disappeared, replaced by a look of grievance, she nodded and replied: "Understood."
After saying this, the female catcher felt that she stinks even more, so she covered her mouth and retched a few times.
"As long as you know!"
Hu Tutu nodded, moved his footsteps, and walked towards the fourth-rank spirit beast Sifeng Beast weakly, stood beside the war horse, and said, "Now fat brother, I'm tired from walking and I don't want to move anymore. I get it on horseback?"
"You have hands and feet, can't you climb up by yourself?"
The female catcher frowned, with a trace of disgust in her eyes, she thought to herself: "This fat man is extremely hateful, I just wait for him to get rid of the toxins in my body, and then I will put him... keep him by my side as a coolie." , let him plant elixir for me, serve me tea and water, boil water for my feet..."
After all, this girl is not a woman who is good at killing and harming others. After much deliberation, she only came up with such a way to take revenge on Hu Tutu.If Hu Tutu found out, he would probably ridicule him again.
"Didn't you see Fat Brother, my steps are sloppy and I'm exhausted?"
Hu Tutu stood beside the Sifeng Beast, lazily took a bite of pancakes, and said, "Is there anything delicious on you, come and give it to me quickly. Fat brother, I have eaten pancakes and salted fish for several months. The mouth will fade out like a bird. It is best to have good wine and meat, let the fat brother eat meat."
"no!"
The female catcher was angry and hated, secretly cursing that the fat man really treated her as a servant.
A gentle breeze came out of the female head catcher's hand and blew onto Hu Tutu, lifting Hu Tutu up and sitting on the horse's back.
"This big white horse is not bad."
Hu Tutu was complacent, and said: "Girls, you must not be idle, otherwise you will develop a lazy temper. You take up the burden of Fat Brother, and then lead the horse for me, we Let’s go home first. I’ll make an antidote for you when I’m free, Brother Fat, and I’m sure it will make you delicious.”
The head catcher finally couldn't bear it any longer, and couldn't stand Hu Tutu's domineering attitude, so she retorted, "You don't let me be idle, don't you mean you are idle?"
"Who said I was idle? Didn't you see that I was busy riding a horse and didn't have time to do other things?"
Hu Tutu sat on the horse, stretched his waist, and said righteously: "Little girl, if you don't learn well at a young age, you like to talk nonsense with your eyes open! This temper is bad, you have to change it!"
As soon as these words came out, the head catcher became angry!
She wished she could fly on the horse's back and bite down a piece of flesh on Fatty Hu's body, so as to relieve her anger.
"What's the matter, little girl, you are not convinced, want to hit me, want to bite me?"
Hu Tutu shook his head and said, "Fat brother, I know that you practitioners have extraordinary skills. You can cast various spells, search other people's souls, and spy on other people's memories. I found a solution to the bad smell in my memory. But you don't know, fat brother, I am not a simple person. In terms of cultivation, your master may not be comparable to me. Considering you are a mere little cultivator at the top level, Fat brother, if I get really angry, I can kill you in the blink of an eye."
The female catcher frowned, and thought to herself: "Fatty, you can brag, you can't kill people by bragging. Look at your sickly appearance, you may be moaning at any time, and you are still pretending to be in front of this girl." Seniors."
As for Hu Tutu's methods of killing people and seizing souls, and peeping into memory, it's not that the female headhunter has never thought about it.But she was born in a decent family, and she was taught benevolence and morality on weekdays, but she was taught to be an upright gentleman. After all, she still couldn't be ruthless and did things that went against her heart.
The word "morality" has always been like an invisible shackle, which can lock the soul of some people.
Some people can completely ignore the word morality.
That's why the ancients would "say": A gentleman can be deceived with the right way, and a villain should be respected and kept at a distance.This means that a gentleman is probably influenced by the word morality, while a villain is omnipotent...
Hu Tutu suddenly felt that he was not a gentleman at all, and his mind was a little sad. With his legs clamped, he urged the Sifeng Beast to go forward, and said, "Let's go forward, and when we reach the ten-foot-wide avenue , and then all the way east.”
The female catcher responded and said, "If I go to your house, can you detoxify me?"
"If I detoxify you easily, once the smell on your body is gone, you will kill me and slash me. How can I resist?"
Hu Tutu shook his head and said, "You have to make an oath to the demons in your heart, so that I can feel at ease with you. Only when you and I arrive at a deserted place, Fat Brother, I will teach you how to set up another one." Formation, you stand in the formation and swear, so that I will fully trust you."
"Formation, what formation?"
The head catcher looked surprised, and thought to herself: "This fat man really knows a lot, he even knows the oath of the heart demon."
"This formation is called the Heavenly Will Great Formation."
Hu Tutu turned around, stared at the head catcher, and asked, "Have you heard of this formation?"
"Heaven's Will! Even this kind of ancient strange formation, he actually knows how to arrange it!"
The female catcher's expression changed drastically, and she suddenly believed Hu Tutu's previous inscrutable words, thinking to herself: "Could it be that this fat man is really a senior expert? Could it be that he was just playing for fun?" Feng Chen, tempering his Dao heart, pretending to be a fraudulent businessman?"
Thinking of this, the female catcher felt something was wrong again, and thought instead: "A few months ago, three starlights appeared in the void, with infinite power, and the masters from all sides were shocked by them, thinking they were heavenly treasures. These three starlights appeared in the void. Cut through the void, flew to the heaven of Zhongdao, fell straight down from beyond the sky, and landed in the sea around the seven island countries. Could it be that this fat man also came for the three stars? In order to find out where the three stars went, the eight immortal sects sent Disciple, come to the Seven Islands to inquire about news. Perhaps this fat man didn’t want to get involved with the Eight Great Immortals, so he concealed his identity and pretended to be an ordinary person. Could it be that this fat man is really... really an expert?"
Which sister doesn't like to be pretty?
Although practitioners are not like ordinary women, they need some rouge, gouache, and lipstick to make their faces look radiant.Practitioners are immune to all kinds of diseases, have red lips and white teeth, and are glamorous. As long as they don't have crooked facial features due to poor foundation, they can cover all ugliness with one white, and have a bit of beauty.
The head of the female catcher is like a goose egg, her face is very good, her cheeks are very plump without a trace of excess fat, her eyes are big and round, and her lips are a little red. She is a stunning beauty.
She has always been very disdainful of things like rouge and gouache, even the perfume extracted from hundreds of flowers by practitioners.There is no need to apply powder and perfume on her body, there is a faint fragrance of virgin body, which is very pleasant.
The body fragrance is soft and soft, which is the pride of this female headhunter.
But at this moment, not only will it not be fragrant, but it will be infamous for thousands of years!
The female headhunter has been tracking Hu Tutu for more than a month. She knows a lot about Hu Tutu's strange activities with the two buckets. There is a stench left in the bones, even the tomb is stinky, it can be said to be a real stench for thousands of years.
Which woman is willing to smell bad?
In particular, this woman is still a beauty.
As a result, the female catcher was so angry that she forgot about things and me, and was so angry that man and nature were one. Apart from killing Hu Tutu, she had no other distracting thoughts in her heart.
"After killing me, no one will be able to detoxify and deodorize!"
Hu Tutu yelled with a smile on his face, but there was no panic on his face, let alone the slightest nervousness.
With just such a sentence, the female catcher turned the three-foot long sword back into a jade talisman, and stood a few meters away from Hu Tutu, like a husband-watching stone, motionless.
"Looking at your appearance, you have the appearance of a noble lady, and you are a disciple of one of the eight great immortal sects. Why do you use knives and swords at every turn, and kill people at every turn?"
Hu Tutu looked smug, and Youzai Youzai walked around the female catcher a few times, and said with emotion: "You are a beautiful woman, how can you be a thief!"
The female catcher's face was cold, and she said coldly: "Detoxify me!"
"Now you are asking for me, how can you talk to me in this tone?"
Hu Tutu shook his head, said persuasively, "Brother Fat, I'm a loner anyway. I'm an old bachelor. If one person eats enough, the whole family won't be hungry. If he dies, he will die. What a pity to die. These days, it's a pity to die an old man." What does it mean to be single? There are more than trillions of men and women in the world, and there are more than ten million bachelors. I am afraid that with every breath and every blink of an eye, one or two or even a dozen bachelors will die. But you are different, little girl. You are the master of cultivation. Scholars, you are the immortals in the common people of us, and you are also the disciples of the Sanshan Talisman Sect. Your future is boundless. If you are notorious for thousands of years, you will die. What a pity."
The female catcher gritted her teeth and suppressed the anger in her heart, "What do you want?"
"Hey! Little girl, after all, you are inexperienced in the world, you don't know how to read words, and you don't know how to observe the situation. Now you have something to ask me, how can you be so cold to me? I have reminded you twice, no I will remind you for the third time, if you continue to be so arrogant in front of me, I will smash myself to death on a stone, let no one can detoxify the smell on your body, little girl, and leave you with a bad smell forever!"
Hu Tutu became more stubborn, more arrogant, and more unreasonable, and asked, "Do you understand?"
After all, this fat man is no longer the little fat man of the Yuxi school. He was bullied back then, so he only dared to hide in bed and cry secretly.Now he has practiced for many years, and after returning to Xuantianzong with Liu Yi, his temperament has become more free and easy, and also more perverse and weird.
Today, Hu Tutu has already experienced many storms, and he is naturally much more sophisticated than this female head catcher.
"you!"
The female catcher gritted her teeth, her eyes were moist, and it took a long time before she could utter a word, "You bully!"
As soon as this remark came out, Hu Tutu immediately felt a little discouraged, and thought to himself: "I, Hu Tiancai, was once a human fairy, and I was once rich, but in the end I was reduced to bullying the little girl in the world... Time! Fate!"
Although Hu Tutu is not hard-hearted, he has the professional ethics of cheating and cheating. He simply pretended to be the bad guy and said angrily: "Brother fat, I am asking you if you understand, not whether you have been bullied. Now you can understand." gone?"
The female catcher bit her lip, her energetic expression had long since disappeared, replaced by a look of grievance, she nodded and replied: "Understood."
After saying this, the female catcher felt that she stinks even more, so she covered her mouth and retched a few times.
"As long as you know!"
Hu Tutu nodded, moved his footsteps, and walked towards the fourth-rank spirit beast Sifeng Beast weakly, stood beside the war horse, and said, "Now fat brother, I'm tired from walking and I don't want to move anymore. I get it on horseback?"
"You have hands and feet, can't you climb up by yourself?"
The female catcher frowned, with a trace of disgust in her eyes, she thought to herself: "This fat man is extremely hateful, I just wait for him to get rid of the toxins in my body, and then I will put him... keep him by my side as a coolie." , let him plant elixir for me, serve me tea and water, boil water for my feet..."
After all, this girl is not a woman who is good at killing and harming others. After much deliberation, she only came up with such a way to take revenge on Hu Tutu.If Hu Tutu found out, he would probably ridicule him again.
"Didn't you see Fat Brother, my steps are sloppy and I'm exhausted?"
Hu Tutu stood beside the Sifeng Beast, lazily took a bite of pancakes, and said, "Is there anything delicious on you, come and give it to me quickly. Fat brother, I have eaten pancakes and salted fish for several months. The mouth will fade out like a bird. It is best to have good wine and meat, let the fat brother eat meat."
"no!"
The female catcher was angry and hated, secretly cursing that the fat man really treated her as a servant.
A gentle breeze came out of the female head catcher's hand and blew onto Hu Tutu, lifting Hu Tutu up and sitting on the horse's back.
"This big white horse is not bad."
Hu Tutu was complacent, and said: "Girls, you must not be idle, otherwise you will develop a lazy temper. You take up the burden of Fat Brother, and then lead the horse for me, we Let’s go home first. I’ll make an antidote for you when I’m free, Brother Fat, and I’m sure it will make you delicious.”
The head catcher finally couldn't bear it any longer, and couldn't stand Hu Tutu's domineering attitude, so she retorted, "You don't let me be idle, don't you mean you are idle?"
"Who said I was idle? Didn't you see that I was busy riding a horse and didn't have time to do other things?"
Hu Tutu sat on the horse, stretched his waist, and said righteously: "Little girl, if you don't learn well at a young age, you like to talk nonsense with your eyes open! This temper is bad, you have to change it!"
As soon as these words came out, the head catcher became angry!
She wished she could fly on the horse's back and bite down a piece of flesh on Fatty Hu's body, so as to relieve her anger.
"What's the matter, little girl, you are not convinced, want to hit me, want to bite me?"
Hu Tutu shook his head and said, "Fat brother, I know that you practitioners have extraordinary skills. You can cast various spells, search other people's souls, and spy on other people's memories. I found a solution to the bad smell in my memory. But you don't know, fat brother, I am not a simple person. In terms of cultivation, your master may not be comparable to me. Considering you are a mere little cultivator at the top level, Fat brother, if I get really angry, I can kill you in the blink of an eye."
The female catcher frowned, and thought to herself: "Fatty, you can brag, you can't kill people by bragging. Look at your sickly appearance, you may be moaning at any time, and you are still pretending to be in front of this girl." Seniors."
As for Hu Tutu's methods of killing people and seizing souls, and peeping into memory, it's not that the female headhunter has never thought about it.But she was born in a decent family, and she was taught benevolence and morality on weekdays, but she was taught to be an upright gentleman. After all, she still couldn't be ruthless and did things that went against her heart.
The word "morality" has always been like an invisible shackle, which can lock the soul of some people.
Some people can completely ignore the word morality.
That's why the ancients would "say": A gentleman can be deceived with the right way, and a villain should be respected and kept at a distance.This means that a gentleman is probably influenced by the word morality, while a villain is omnipotent...
Hu Tutu suddenly felt that he was not a gentleman at all, and his mind was a little sad. With his legs clamped, he urged the Sifeng Beast to go forward, and said, "Let's go forward, and when we reach the ten-foot-wide avenue , and then all the way east.”
The female catcher responded and said, "If I go to your house, can you detoxify me?"
"If I detoxify you easily, once the smell on your body is gone, you will kill me and slash me. How can I resist?"
Hu Tutu shook his head and said, "You have to make an oath to the demons in your heart, so that I can feel at ease with you. Only when you and I arrive at a deserted place, Fat Brother, I will teach you how to set up another one." Formation, you stand in the formation and swear, so that I will fully trust you."
"Formation, what formation?"
The head catcher looked surprised, and thought to herself: "This fat man really knows a lot, he even knows the oath of the heart demon."
"This formation is called the Heavenly Will Great Formation."
Hu Tutu turned around, stared at the head catcher, and asked, "Have you heard of this formation?"
"Heaven's Will! Even this kind of ancient strange formation, he actually knows how to arrange it!"
The female catcher's expression changed drastically, and she suddenly believed Hu Tutu's previous inscrutable words, thinking to herself: "Could it be that this fat man is really a senior expert? Could it be that he was just playing for fun?" Feng Chen, tempering his Dao heart, pretending to be a fraudulent businessman?"
Thinking of this, the female catcher felt something was wrong again, and thought instead: "A few months ago, three starlights appeared in the void, with infinite power, and the masters from all sides were shocked by them, thinking they were heavenly treasures. These three starlights appeared in the void. Cut through the void, flew to the heaven of Zhongdao, fell straight down from beyond the sky, and landed in the sea around the seven island countries. Could it be that this fat man also came for the three stars? In order to find out where the three stars went, the eight immortal sects sent Disciple, come to the Seven Islands to inquire about news. Perhaps this fat man didn’t want to get involved with the Eight Great Immortals, so he concealed his identity and pretended to be an ordinary person. Could it be that this fat man is really... really an expert?"