Chapter 876
: Fatty was richer then
The autumn wind is cold and cool, blowing down the yellow leaves.
It happened that a few leaves drifted over Hu Tutu's body, giving Hu Tutu the air of a master of a generation.After all, this fat man used to be a master at the level of human immortals, and his temperament was naturally different from that of ordinary people.
The tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs, but Hu Tutu is still a tiger.
"100 taels!"
The merchant was full of anger and roared, "Why don't you **** it!"
"Fatty brother, I have a good way of making money, and I am innocent, so why do I need to rob?"
Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "You don't have to give me the 100 taels, and I don't have to ask you to give it. At worst, you will stink like this until the sky is old, and the sea is dry and rocks are rotten. Even if one day you get old and die, your bones will be destroyed." It also stinks, graves stink!"
"Damn it, do you really want to deceive me?"
The merchant was very angry at Hu Tutu's schadenfreude, so he simply played a rogue, "I want money, I'm dying, either you wash off the smell for me, or I will fight with you!"
"No money? You still go out to do business without money?"
Hu Tutu looked the vendor up and down, and said: "Your Excellency, you have a big face, not to mention the clothes you are wearing, just the jade pendant on your waist, you don't know 100 taels? If you want to fight with me, fat Brother, I will naturally accompany you, but you don’t have two or three taels of muscle all over your body, why do you fight with me? Do you think that you can die with Fat Brother just with your three taels of ribs and two taels of meat?”
It's cold in autumn, so we naturally wear more clothes than in summer.
The merchant has a jade pendant around his waist, even his belt is a jade belt, and there is a big golden lock hanging around his neck, which weighs a few catties. It looks like a very rich businessman.
Such vendors don't necessarily have to have serious storefronts.It may be a merchant who leads a caravan on weekdays and owns many mules and horses. He specializes in walking between cities and islands, speculating and making profits from it. He never lacks a mere 100 taels of silver on hand.
Someone in the world once said that the richer some people are, the more stingy they are; the more stingy they are, the richer they are.
So even though the merchant had a lot of money, he never forgot to take advantage of Hu Tutu, and he refused to let go of the ten taels of silver that was given as a reward.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat.
It's a pity that there is no free money in the world.
Even if Hu Tutu does such a strange business, it is not a business without capital.At least he got two buckets, and the buckets contained some things, which were capital.
"Fatty, you really want to lie to me!"
The merchant finally couldn't bear it any longer, and called a few big men behind him, pointed at Hu Tutu, and said, "I'll beat him to death, I'll smash him!"
"You fucking dare to do it?"
Hu Tutu looked ferocious, but he didn't fight with anyone. He just walked to the bucket at the back, lifted the lotus leaf covering the bucket with a slap, tilted the bucket halfway, and roared, "You're in your hand!" The smell is my special poison made by Fat Brother. No one can cure it except Fat Brother! The antidote to the smell is in this bucket. If you dare to do it, Fat Brother will dump this bucket Drop it, let you stink to the end for the rest of your life! You will stink forever!"
While talking, Hu Tutu was about to dump the contents of the barrel.
Those who are messy are afraid of being violent, and those who are violent are afraid of dying.
Hu Tutu was about to come for a fish, but the merchant was scared.
"I have something to say, I just said I want to hit you, I said I want to smash your barrel, it's just talk, I don't really want to do it, fat man, why are you so anxious?"
The merchant's expression changed, and he quickly persuaded him with kind words.
A strong and pungent stench emanated from the vendor's arms, making the vendor extremely uncomfortable.
Suddenly, the merchant thought that if he really couldn't get rid of the smell on his body, he would drink with others, participate in banquets, spend a lot of money in brothels, and have fun with dignitaries... If the smell on his body couldn't get rid of If he fell, he would be ashamed to see people.
"100 taels, bring it!"
Hu Tutu stretched out his hand towards the vendor, and said, "Brother Fat, I have agreed a long time ago. If you touch the bucket in front, I will give you ten taels. If you want to touch the bucket in the back, you will give me 100 taels. Speak." It’s true, a child is not deceived.”
"This……"
The merchant hesitated for a moment, his eyes full of resentment, but he had to take out 100 taels of silver, threw it at Hu Tutu's feet, and then ran towards the bucket behind Hu Tutu.
"Slow down! Slow down..."
Hu Tutu stretched out his fat palm like a cattail leaf fan, blocked the bucket, picked up the silver taels on the ground, weighed them carefully, counted them again, and found that the silver ingots he had given to the vendor earlier were also there. Among these silver taels, I immediately shook my head and sang a poem: "I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone..."
A lot of silver taels were carried into Hu Tutu's arms.
It wasn't until the silver was hidden safely that Hu Tutu let go of the palm covering the bucket, and said, "Quickly wash it, after I wash it, Fatty, I still have business to do!"
The peddler was full of resentment, and he put his palm into the bucket very quickly, and felt that his palm touched some sticky paste. He immediately thought that Hu Tutu's bucket was filled with excrement and urine, so he could smell it with his nose. , but did not smell the stench, and immediately pulled out his palm, and found that the stench had disappeared without a trace.
This time, the merchant came to his senses.
"Call me!"
After the peddler cleaned up the smell, he finally showed his true colors and roared: "Beat me to death, this bastard dares to steal my money. Who doesn't know, within a radius of three hundred miles, seven Among the eight cities, Lao Tzu is famous for being an iron rooster, notorious for being penny-pinching?"
"Who dares to do it?"
Hu Tutu poured out the bucket that the vendor used to wash his hands, and only held the extremely smelly bucket in his hand, made a gesture of splashing water, and roared: "Anyone who dares to do it, I will let him be stigmatized forever! "
This time, those strong men were finally frightened.
After all, no one wants to leave a bad reputation forever.
Hu Tutu was very proud of himself, he just put the shoulder pole around his waist, and carried a wooden bucket in one hand, and swaggered out of the city.
The merchant suffered a great loss and wanted to catch Hu Tutu and beat him to death, but the strong men under him did not dare to do it easily. After all, these people were the bodyguards invited by the merchant to protect the courtyard, and they were always by the merchant's side. Knowing that after the merchant earned ten taels of silver, he couldn't wash his hands to clean up the pain of the smell.
Although men are somewhat different from women, they don't necessarily like to sprinkle perfume on their bodies, making themselves smell like flowers.But no matter what, I don't want to be a smelly person.
Hu Tutu had a big belly, with oily sweat dripping from his forehead, as he walked out of the city step by step.
"Damn it, I made another 90 taels."
Hu Tutu felt the heavy weight of silver taels on his chest, and grinned, "With these dozens of taels of silver, I can buy medicinal materials for brother Yi for two or three days. Fat brother, I can't use all my means now." When you come out, you can’t even open the storage ring, just wait until the first ray of true energy can be generated in your body, and you can open the storage ring, then the panacea in the ring can be chosen by Fat Brother, why do you have to make such a living?”
When he walked out of the city gate and reached a place where no one was open, Hu Tutu turned his head to the sky and roared loudly: "I think back then, fat brother, I was rich too!"
"Pooh!"
Suddenly, a clear and melodious voice came from behind, "You look like an idiot, what other skills do you have besides doing this kind of swindling and deceitful business without capital? You said you were once rich, who would believe you?"
"who is it?"
Hu Tutu put the bucket on the ground, turned to look at the source of the sound, and asked angrily, "Who is following me?"
"it's me!"
A woman with delicate features and the heroic spirit of a hero among children came to Hu Tutu's side riding a war horse from the avenue with a mending knife slung around her waist.
After the war horse stopped, the woman took out a waist card from her sleeve, shook it at Hu Tutu, and said, "I am the chief catcher of the seven island countries, and I specialize in catching you profiteers who are just like you. Get caught quickly, follow me to the yamen to report, and wait for what happens."
A pair of handcuffs made of wrought iron were thrown by the woman from the horse and fell to Hu Tutu's feet.
Hu Tutu could see clearly that these handcuffs were specially used to handcuff Jiang Yang's bandits, and on the waist card that the woman took out earlier, there was an ancient inscription "catch" written on it, obviously she was a head catcher.
"I'm not a profiteer anymore. Mr. Chief Catcher, you can't wrong a good person. I'm buying and selling. I'm doing what you want. How can I ask Mr. Chief Catcher to arrest me?"
Hu Tutu sighed, and after arguing for a while, seeing that the chief arrester was indifferent, he said: "Then again, a beautiful woman like you should be a lady of every family, why come out to wield knives and guns?" , to make a living with these slashes and blood? If you encounter a powerful bandit, what will happen, wouldn't it be just right for the words 'destroying flowers with hot hands'?"
"Humph!"
The Chief Catcher frowned, and said coldly: "So, you want to destroy flowers with your hands?"
"How can it be! Chief catcher, you have misunderstood me."
Hu Tutu shook his head again and again, indicating that he had no malicious intentions, and said, "Fat people are generally good people, and everyone in the world understands this. I was also thinking about arresting the boss. How can you take my good intentions as a donkey's liver and lungs?"
"Stop talking nonsense! This headhunter has been investigating you for several months. In the past few months, you have deceived the people everywhere in the seven islands of our seven island countries. You have gone to 27 large and small cities and deceived others dozens of times. The funds amount to thousands of taels. The amount is huge and the crime is serious, and we must not forgive it lightly!"
The head catcher looked cold, staring at Hu Tutu, and said, "It's just that your whereabouts are erratic, and you change places every time you commit a crime. The head catcher has been following you for a long time, and it was only today that you were caught."
Hearing this, Hu Tutu felt bitter, and thought to himself: "So this little girl has been paying attention to me a long time ago, and has been following Fat Brother! I am not handsome, Fat Brother, why is she pursuing me so hard?"
"Why are you still hesitating? Do you think that you can escape from this head catcher? Let me explain to you clearly that this head catcher was originally a disciple of the Immortal Sect. Ling, you have to investigate some things in the seven island countries, so you became the chief arrester of the seven island countries. Even if you are born with supernatural powers and are a gangster who is rampant in all directions, you can never escape the palm of this head arrester. This head arrester is a practice A scholar with a cultivation base of the highest realm, just needs to cast a method at will, can overwhelm mountains, destroy cities and destroy countries..."
The chief catcher stared at Hu Tutu for a few times, and felt that this fat man was not only covered with fat, but also glib, which was really disgusting.If it wasn't for the fear of compromising her status as a disciple of the immortal sect and the number one chief arrester of the Seven Islands, she might not be able to resist jumping off the horse and kicking Hu Tutu several times before she was reconciled.
Some people really hate it just by looking at it.
"The ** realm? What is the ** realm? Fat brother is still a human fairy!"
Hu Tutu shook his head and muttered, "Back then, Fat Brother was richer..."
But just as Hu Tutu was whining, the chief catcher swung his sleeves and released a gust of wind, rolling up the handcuffs and shackles thrown on him.
Handcuffs cuffed the fat man's palms.
Shackles, cuffing the fat man's neck...
[Author's digression]:...
In other words, Xianggong's plot is very mysterious, not similar to others.Don't you guys give some comments or something, support and support?
It happened that a few leaves drifted over Hu Tutu's body, giving Hu Tutu the air of a master of a generation.After all, this fat man used to be a master at the level of human immortals, and his temperament was naturally different from that of ordinary people.
The tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs, but Hu Tutu is still a tiger.
"100 taels!"
The merchant was full of anger and roared, "Why don't you **** it!"
"Fatty brother, I have a good way of making money, and I am innocent, so why do I need to rob?"
Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "You don't have to give me the 100 taels, and I don't have to ask you to give it. At worst, you will stink like this until the sky is old, and the sea is dry and rocks are rotten. Even if one day you get old and die, your bones will be destroyed." It also stinks, graves stink!"
"Damn it, do you really want to deceive me?"
The merchant was very angry at Hu Tutu's schadenfreude, so he simply played a rogue, "I want money, I'm dying, either you wash off the smell for me, or I will fight with you!"
"No money? You still go out to do business without money?"
Hu Tutu looked the vendor up and down, and said: "Your Excellency, you have a big face, not to mention the clothes you are wearing, just the jade pendant on your waist, you don't know 100 taels? If you want to fight with me, fat Brother, I will naturally accompany you, but you don’t have two or three taels of muscle all over your body, why do you fight with me? Do you think that you can die with Fat Brother just with your three taels of ribs and two taels of meat?”
It's cold in autumn, so we naturally wear more clothes than in summer.
The merchant has a jade pendant around his waist, even his belt is a jade belt, and there is a big golden lock hanging around his neck, which weighs a few catties. It looks like a very rich businessman.
Such vendors don't necessarily have to have serious storefronts.It may be a merchant who leads a caravan on weekdays and owns many mules and horses. He specializes in walking between cities and islands, speculating and making profits from it. He never lacks a mere 100 taels of silver on hand.
Someone in the world once said that the richer some people are, the more stingy they are; the more stingy they are, the richer they are.
So even though the merchant had a lot of money, he never forgot to take advantage of Hu Tutu, and he refused to let go of the ten taels of silver that was given as a reward.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat.
It's a pity that there is no free money in the world.
Even if Hu Tutu does such a strange business, it is not a business without capital.At least he got two buckets, and the buckets contained some things, which were capital.
"Fatty, you really want to lie to me!"
The merchant finally couldn't bear it any longer, and called a few big men behind him, pointed at Hu Tutu, and said, "I'll beat him to death, I'll smash him!"
"You fucking dare to do it?"
Hu Tutu looked ferocious, but he didn't fight with anyone. He just walked to the bucket at the back, lifted the lotus leaf covering the bucket with a slap, tilted the bucket halfway, and roared, "You're in your hand!" The smell is my special poison made by Fat Brother. No one can cure it except Fat Brother! The antidote to the smell is in this bucket. If you dare to do it, Fat Brother will dump this bucket Drop it, let you stink to the end for the rest of your life! You will stink forever!"
While talking, Hu Tutu was about to dump the contents of the barrel.
Those who are messy are afraid of being violent, and those who are violent are afraid of dying.
Hu Tutu was about to come for a fish, but the merchant was scared.
"I have something to say, I just said I want to hit you, I said I want to smash your barrel, it's just talk, I don't really want to do it, fat man, why are you so anxious?"
The merchant's expression changed, and he quickly persuaded him with kind words.
A strong and pungent stench emanated from the vendor's arms, making the vendor extremely uncomfortable.
Suddenly, the merchant thought that if he really couldn't get rid of the smell on his body, he would drink with others, participate in banquets, spend a lot of money in brothels, and have fun with dignitaries... If the smell on his body couldn't get rid of If he fell, he would be ashamed to see people.
"100 taels, bring it!"
Hu Tutu stretched out his hand towards the vendor, and said, "Brother Fat, I have agreed a long time ago. If you touch the bucket in front, I will give you ten taels. If you want to touch the bucket in the back, you will give me 100 taels. Speak." It’s true, a child is not deceived.”
"This……"
The merchant hesitated for a moment, his eyes full of resentment, but he had to take out 100 taels of silver, threw it at Hu Tutu's feet, and then ran towards the bucket behind Hu Tutu.
"Slow down! Slow down..."
Hu Tutu stretched out his fat palm like a cattail leaf fan, blocked the bucket, picked up the silver taels on the ground, weighed them carefully, counted them again, and found that the silver ingots he had given to the vendor earlier were also there. Among these silver taels, I immediately shook my head and sang a poem: "I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone..."
A lot of silver taels were carried into Hu Tutu's arms.
It wasn't until the silver was hidden safely that Hu Tutu let go of the palm covering the bucket, and said, "Quickly wash it, after I wash it, Fatty, I still have business to do!"
The peddler was full of resentment, and he put his palm into the bucket very quickly, and felt that his palm touched some sticky paste. He immediately thought that Hu Tutu's bucket was filled with excrement and urine, so he could smell it with his nose. , but did not smell the stench, and immediately pulled out his palm, and found that the stench had disappeared without a trace.
This time, the merchant came to his senses.
"Call me!"
After the peddler cleaned up the smell, he finally showed his true colors and roared: "Beat me to death, this bastard dares to steal my money. Who doesn't know, within a radius of three hundred miles, seven Among the eight cities, Lao Tzu is famous for being an iron rooster, notorious for being penny-pinching?"
"Who dares to do it?"
Hu Tutu poured out the bucket that the vendor used to wash his hands, and only held the extremely smelly bucket in his hand, made a gesture of splashing water, and roared: "Anyone who dares to do it, I will let him be stigmatized forever! "
This time, those strong men were finally frightened.
After all, no one wants to leave a bad reputation forever.
Hu Tutu was very proud of himself, he just put the shoulder pole around his waist, and carried a wooden bucket in one hand, and swaggered out of the city.
The merchant suffered a great loss and wanted to catch Hu Tutu and beat him to death, but the strong men under him did not dare to do it easily. After all, these people were the bodyguards invited by the merchant to protect the courtyard, and they were always by the merchant's side. Knowing that after the merchant earned ten taels of silver, he couldn't wash his hands to clean up the pain of the smell.
Although men are somewhat different from women, they don't necessarily like to sprinkle perfume on their bodies, making themselves smell like flowers.But no matter what, I don't want to be a smelly person.
Hu Tutu had a big belly, with oily sweat dripping from his forehead, as he walked out of the city step by step.
"Damn it, I made another 90 taels."
Hu Tutu felt the heavy weight of silver taels on his chest, and grinned, "With these dozens of taels of silver, I can buy medicinal materials for brother Yi for two or three days. Fat brother, I can't use all my means now." When you come out, you can’t even open the storage ring, just wait until the first ray of true energy can be generated in your body, and you can open the storage ring, then the panacea in the ring can be chosen by Fat Brother, why do you have to make such a living?”
When he walked out of the city gate and reached a place where no one was open, Hu Tutu turned his head to the sky and roared loudly: "I think back then, fat brother, I was rich too!"
"Pooh!"
Suddenly, a clear and melodious voice came from behind, "You look like an idiot, what other skills do you have besides doing this kind of swindling and deceitful business without capital? You said you were once rich, who would believe you?"
"who is it?"
Hu Tutu put the bucket on the ground, turned to look at the source of the sound, and asked angrily, "Who is following me?"
"it's me!"
A woman with delicate features and the heroic spirit of a hero among children came to Hu Tutu's side riding a war horse from the avenue with a mending knife slung around her waist.
After the war horse stopped, the woman took out a waist card from her sleeve, shook it at Hu Tutu, and said, "I am the chief catcher of the seven island countries, and I specialize in catching you profiteers who are just like you. Get caught quickly, follow me to the yamen to report, and wait for what happens."
A pair of handcuffs made of wrought iron were thrown by the woman from the horse and fell to Hu Tutu's feet.
Hu Tutu could see clearly that these handcuffs were specially used to handcuff Jiang Yang's bandits, and on the waist card that the woman took out earlier, there was an ancient inscription "catch" written on it, obviously she was a head catcher.
"I'm not a profiteer anymore. Mr. Chief Catcher, you can't wrong a good person. I'm buying and selling. I'm doing what you want. How can I ask Mr. Chief Catcher to arrest me?"
Hu Tutu sighed, and after arguing for a while, seeing that the chief arrester was indifferent, he said: "Then again, a beautiful woman like you should be a lady of every family, why come out to wield knives and guns?" , to make a living with these slashes and blood? If you encounter a powerful bandit, what will happen, wouldn't it be just right for the words 'destroying flowers with hot hands'?"
"Humph!"
The Chief Catcher frowned, and said coldly: "So, you want to destroy flowers with your hands?"
"How can it be! Chief catcher, you have misunderstood me."
Hu Tutu shook his head again and again, indicating that he had no malicious intentions, and said, "Fat people are generally good people, and everyone in the world understands this. I was also thinking about arresting the boss. How can you take my good intentions as a donkey's liver and lungs?"
"Stop talking nonsense! This headhunter has been investigating you for several months. In the past few months, you have deceived the people everywhere in the seven islands of our seven island countries. You have gone to 27 large and small cities and deceived others dozens of times. The funds amount to thousands of taels. The amount is huge and the crime is serious, and we must not forgive it lightly!"
The head catcher looked cold, staring at Hu Tutu, and said, "It's just that your whereabouts are erratic, and you change places every time you commit a crime. The head catcher has been following you for a long time, and it was only today that you were caught."
Hearing this, Hu Tutu felt bitter, and thought to himself: "So this little girl has been paying attention to me a long time ago, and has been following Fat Brother! I am not handsome, Fat Brother, why is she pursuing me so hard?"
"Why are you still hesitating? Do you think that you can escape from this head catcher? Let me explain to you clearly that this head catcher was originally a disciple of the Immortal Sect. Ling, you have to investigate some things in the seven island countries, so you became the chief arrester of the seven island countries. Even if you are born with supernatural powers and are a gangster who is rampant in all directions, you can never escape the palm of this head arrester. This head arrester is a practice A scholar with a cultivation base of the highest realm, just needs to cast a method at will, can overwhelm mountains, destroy cities and destroy countries..."
The chief catcher stared at Hu Tutu for a few times, and felt that this fat man was not only covered with fat, but also glib, which was really disgusting.If it wasn't for the fear of compromising her status as a disciple of the immortal sect and the number one chief arrester of the Seven Islands, she might not be able to resist jumping off the horse and kicking Hu Tutu several times before she was reconciled.
Some people really hate it just by looking at it.
"The ** realm? What is the ** realm? Fat brother is still a human fairy!"
Hu Tutu shook his head and muttered, "Back then, Fat Brother was richer..."
But just as Hu Tutu was whining, the chief catcher swung his sleeves and released a gust of wind, rolling up the handcuffs and shackles thrown on him.
Handcuffs cuffed the fat man's palms.
Shackles, cuffing the fat man's neck...
[Author's digression]:...
In other words, Xianggong's plot is very mysterious, not similar to others.Don't you guys give some comments or something, support and support?