Chapter 875
: A Proud Merchant Who Makes Money Properly
Give money boy?
Ten years ago, when Hu Tutu had not joined the Yuxi School, he might still be able to be called a boy.But since Liu Yi also went to the Foreign Affairs Hall, Hu Tutu began to eat hot and spicy food.This fat man used to eat sweet potatoes at home day and night, and he could grow into a fleshy body that moved in parallel like potatoes. After eating sweets and drinking spicy ones, he became even bigger.
The whole body is full of fat.
Shake it casually, and you can shake off two or three taels of fat on your body.
Hu Tutu is five big and three thick, with a body like a door panel, how can he be considered a boy?
Naturally, passers-by who traveled from south to north did not believe that Hu Tutu was a boy.
As for the word "send money", quite a few people believed it.
After all, Hu Tutu has already said that if you touch the bucket in front, you can give him ten taels of silver for free.
Do not take white do not take.
Who will not take it for nothing?
After all, Hu Tutu is also a master of immortals. Originally, with his cultivation base, it was really easy for him to earn money from ordinary people.
It's a pity that ever since Hu Tutu was injured in the chaos, the eight meridians in Hu Tutu's body were completely abolished, and his cultivation was in vain. Even the extremely pure white tiger blood was suppressed by a mysterious pressure. Within the Twelve Classics, the Twelve Classics are also blocked.
The eight extraordinary meridians and the twelve serious meridians were all blocked. Hu Tutu's true energy had nowhere to flow, and he couldn't even perform the most basic five-element magic.
At any rate, Hu Tutu's physical body is much stronger than ordinary people. Even if there are still cracks on the bones of his body that have not yet recovered, Hu Tutu can still carry the burden to make money.
It's just that a strong man among ordinary people can easily carry a burden of more than 100 catties.Hu Tutu, on the other hand, was inferior to ordinary people. He could only carry fifty or sixty catties. If he carried too much, the cracks in the bones all over his body would become bigger and wider. In the end, he would inevitably end up in pieces.
Making money has always been a technical job.
Especially men, making money is more difficult than women.
There are very few individual women who can earn money just by taking off their clothes and lying on the bed.This way of making money is sometimes suitable for some men, but definitely not suitable for Hu Tutu.
It would be fine if Hu Tutu had a handsome face, but he is full of fat, big and thick, and has a body like a door panel. How can he be qualified to do skin business?
In addition to flesh and blood business, other ways can also make money.
But Hu Tutu has no skills, no knowledge and literary talent, and he doesn't even have enough strength to do coolies.If he was asked to work as a pimp in a brothel, although Hu Tutu had some eloquence, was good at making jokes, and was slick, but he was not familiar with the business.
Ever since, Hu Tutu thought of a good way to make money with his genius thinking.
"Everyone, come and take a look, come and take a look, pass by, don't miss the opportunity!"
Hu Tutu teared his throat and yelled, and finally attracted the passers-by from south to north, and then took out a piece of silver from his sleeve.
The silver light is shining, it is definitely a silver ingot!
Hu Tutu tossed the ingot in his hand, and shouted: "Did you see it! Did you see it! The silver ingot of ten taels of silver, as long as you are willing to touch it, this silver ingot is yours! Touch it and I will give it to you!" You are ten taels of silver, so rare! If you don’t touch it, you have no chance. If you touch it, you will have money. If you don’t take it for nothing, you won’t take it..."
Passers-by gathered around, three floors inside and three floors outside, just wanted to find out what kind of medicine was sold in the fat man's gourd.
Under the reward, there must be a brave man!
Finally, a trader who wanted to take advantage was moved, walked out of the crowd, walked up to Hu Tutu, and said, "You'll give me ten taels of silver for touching it, is it true?"
"of course it's true!"
Hu Tutu was smiling, which only gave people the illusion of honesty and honesty, "There are so many neighbors here, how can I not count my words? As long as you are willing to find something strange, the ten taels of silver is yours!"
The merchant still hesitated, and asked again: "Touch the bucket in front, and you will give me ten taels of silver, which is very beneficial. But why do you have to give you 100 taels if you want to touch the bucket behind you? There is a big girl with yellow flowers hidden in the barrel behind you, how precious is the gold?"
"The barrel behind here..."
Hu Tutu shook his head, smiled, and said, "Of course I can't tell you the secrets in this bucket. If I tell you, won't you want to steal my business from now on?"
"makes sense."
The merchant thought for a while, then pulled up his sleeves, and said, "This is what I've said, if I don't touch it, I'm sorry for you...that ingot in my hand?"
This person was not afraid of Hu Tutu's cunning, after pulling up his sleeves, he only poked the lotus leaf with his bare arm, and touched the bottom of the bucket.
Immediately, an extremely foul stench emanated from the broken part of the lotus leaf.
As soon as the smell came out, everyone's expressions changed.
Even the smell of excrement and urine is not as good as one percent of the smell at this moment.
The vendor was the closest to the bucket, and felt extremely uncomfortable. He opened his mouth and spat out the overnight meal. He quickly took out his palm from the bucket and wiped it desperately on the lotus leaf.
A nameless anger appeared in the merchant's heart.
"I beat you to death, you bastard!"
The trader was about to die of anger. He raised his stinky right hand and was about to hit Hu Tutu, but Hu Tutu handed over the silver ingot weighing twelve taels.
"Okay, ten taels of silver for one touch."
Hu Tutu blocked Yinzi in front of him and said, "I keep what I say, and no one can deceive me."
"you you!"
The vendor grabbed the silver ingot with his clean left hand, and spread his clenched fists away. Angry and pleased at the same time, he cursed, "You're so fucking awesome!"
Even though he touched something extremely smelly, extremely disgusting, and even unforgettable for a lifetime, the merchant finally got ten taels of silver, which is not a loss.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
The vendor yelled and ran from the crowd to wash his hands.
However, the crowd didn't need the vendor to shout, they already gave way to a passage, and even after the vendor left, the passage still existed, because the place the vendor passed left a strong and pungent smell that lingered for a long time .
"I want to touch too!"
"Ten taels of silver, even if it's a pile of shit, I'll touch it!"
"A steamed stuffed bun is only three Wen, and one tael of silver can be exchanged for a penny, which is a thousand pennies. Touching a piece of shit can earn ten pennies, which is enough for the living expenses of five people in our family for several months..."
There are not a few people who are not afraid of smell or nausea.
Everyone crowded forward, and they all wanted to touch it.
But Hu Tutu dragged the bucket behind him, and said: "I have a rule in doing business, you only do it once a day. Someone has already touched it today, and I won't let anyone touch it a second time. Besides, I only have twelve taels on my body. Silver, even if you touch it, I will not give you any silver."
As soon as these words came out, everyone retreated resentfully.
If there is money after touching it, everyone will naturally flock to it, but if there is no money to get it, it will be a waste of money, wouldn't it be a big loss?
As a result, some people commented that Hu Tutu was a fool who gave away money for nothing.
Some people also think that Hu Tutu is actually the son of a rich family, and because he is tired of all kinds of eating, drinking and having fun, he thought of a way to harm others and benefit himself, just for fun.
Hu Tutu was not in a hurry, he didn't have much money, and he gave others ten taels of silver for nothing, but he didn't feel any pain at all, he just sat leisurely on the pole.
Seeing that Hu Tutu hadn't left, the people around immediately guessed vaguely that the strange thing just now was not over, and there was still a good show to watch.
At this moment, it is almost noon.
Hu Tutu was a little hungry, so he took out a pancake from his bosom, and ate and drank slowly, just the mountain spring water contained in the big gourd around his waist.
"Eat big cakes and drink spring water?"
"This fat man is definitely not a rich young master."
"Let's talk about it, is this fat man a fool? He can only afford to eat big cakes and drink plain water, but he actually gives money to others for nothing. Is he out of his mind?"
Everyone talked a lot, but Hu Tutu remained calm.
This Fatty Hu has the aura of a master who has a big landslide in front of him but does not change his color, and the elk thrives on the left without blinking his eyes.
Everyone is drunk and I am alone!
Sure enough, the good show is yet to come.
After half a stick of incense, I touched a strange one earlier and got a vendor weighing ten taels of silver ingot, and walked back again.The colorful juice on his right hand has been cleaned, but the stench has not weakened, on the contrary, it has become even more pungent.
"Fatty!"
A few strong men followed behind the vendor, passed through the crowd, came to Hu Tutu, and scolded angrily, "Why can't I wash off the smell on my hands, the more I wash it, the more it stinks?"
"It's none of my business if you can't wash off the smell?"
Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "When I go out to do business, I pay attention to a child who is innocent, and more importantly, a person who loves me. I have said long ago that if you touch it, I will give you ten taels of silver. Now you I touched it too, fat brother, I also gave the money, it is your own business if you don't wash it clean, what has it to do with me?"
"Fatty! You can't say that."
The peddler's face changed, and his expression became colder. Relying on the backing of a few strong men behind him, he said, "Let's go out to do business. There is no such scheming as you. You and I just considered it as your wish. I will touch you and give it to you." The money is actually very real. But the key is that after I touched it, it left a bad smell, and you are responsible for it."
"Bah! In this world, there has never been such a thing as a pie in the sky. You have won the silver, and you want me to get rid of the stink for you. What a beautiful idea you have!"
Hu Tutu's eyes were wide open, and instead of retreating, he stood in front of the merchant like a mountain of meat, and said, "We have already settled the money and goods, and we don't owe each other. I'm not your father, why should I deodorize you? When you smelled the smell earlier, you raised your fist and wanted to hit me, so we don't even have the friendship of meeting by chance, so why should I help you?"
"Fatty! Are you shameless?"
Seeing Hu Tutu's refusal to deodorize, the merchant looked even more annoyed, and said, "It will be a disadvantage at that time, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
"Dog Ri wants to turn his face?"
Hu Tutu was not afraid at all, and just stared at the vendor with a fierce look on his face, "You are a guy who wants to take advantage of it, but now you feel that you have suffered a disadvantage, and you want me to help you deodorize, why don't you think about that ingot of silver?" How do you feel? I'm not your father, so why do I spoil you and let you go?"
Seeing that Hu Tutu refused to budge, and comparing Hu Tutu's burly figure with his own, he immediately felt a little guilty and asked, "Fatty man, what do you want to deodorize me?"
"100 taels!"
Hu Tutu looked excited, the fierce look on his face disappeared without a trace, and he said with a pleasant face, "It's only 100 taels, and I will never ask for more than one tael!"
Ten years ago, when Hu Tutu had not joined the Yuxi School, he might still be able to be called a boy.But since Liu Yi also went to the Foreign Affairs Hall, Hu Tutu began to eat hot and spicy food.This fat man used to eat sweet potatoes at home day and night, and he could grow into a fleshy body that moved in parallel like potatoes. After eating sweets and drinking spicy ones, he became even bigger.
The whole body is full of fat.
Shake it casually, and you can shake off two or three taels of fat on your body.
Hu Tutu is five big and three thick, with a body like a door panel, how can he be considered a boy?
Naturally, passers-by who traveled from south to north did not believe that Hu Tutu was a boy.
As for the word "send money", quite a few people believed it.
After all, Hu Tutu has already said that if you touch the bucket in front, you can give him ten taels of silver for free.
Do not take white do not take.
Who will not take it for nothing?
After all, Hu Tutu is also a master of immortals. Originally, with his cultivation base, it was really easy for him to earn money from ordinary people.
It's a pity that ever since Hu Tutu was injured in the chaos, the eight meridians in Hu Tutu's body were completely abolished, and his cultivation was in vain. Even the extremely pure white tiger blood was suppressed by a mysterious pressure. Within the Twelve Classics, the Twelve Classics are also blocked.
The eight extraordinary meridians and the twelve serious meridians were all blocked. Hu Tutu's true energy had nowhere to flow, and he couldn't even perform the most basic five-element magic.
At any rate, Hu Tutu's physical body is much stronger than ordinary people. Even if there are still cracks on the bones of his body that have not yet recovered, Hu Tutu can still carry the burden to make money.
It's just that a strong man among ordinary people can easily carry a burden of more than 100 catties.Hu Tutu, on the other hand, was inferior to ordinary people. He could only carry fifty or sixty catties. If he carried too much, the cracks in the bones all over his body would become bigger and wider. In the end, he would inevitably end up in pieces.
Making money has always been a technical job.
Especially men, making money is more difficult than women.
There are very few individual women who can earn money just by taking off their clothes and lying on the bed.This way of making money is sometimes suitable for some men, but definitely not suitable for Hu Tutu.
It would be fine if Hu Tutu had a handsome face, but he is full of fat, big and thick, and has a body like a door panel. How can he be qualified to do skin business?
In addition to flesh and blood business, other ways can also make money.
But Hu Tutu has no skills, no knowledge and literary talent, and he doesn't even have enough strength to do coolies.If he was asked to work as a pimp in a brothel, although Hu Tutu had some eloquence, was good at making jokes, and was slick, but he was not familiar with the business.
Ever since, Hu Tutu thought of a good way to make money with his genius thinking.
"Everyone, come and take a look, come and take a look, pass by, don't miss the opportunity!"
Hu Tutu teared his throat and yelled, and finally attracted the passers-by from south to north, and then took out a piece of silver from his sleeve.
The silver light is shining, it is definitely a silver ingot!
Hu Tutu tossed the ingot in his hand, and shouted: "Did you see it! Did you see it! The silver ingot of ten taels of silver, as long as you are willing to touch it, this silver ingot is yours! Touch it and I will give it to you!" You are ten taels of silver, so rare! If you don’t touch it, you have no chance. If you touch it, you will have money. If you don’t take it for nothing, you won’t take it..."
Passers-by gathered around, three floors inside and three floors outside, just wanted to find out what kind of medicine was sold in the fat man's gourd.
Under the reward, there must be a brave man!
Finally, a trader who wanted to take advantage was moved, walked out of the crowd, walked up to Hu Tutu, and said, "You'll give me ten taels of silver for touching it, is it true?"
"of course it's true!"
Hu Tutu was smiling, which only gave people the illusion of honesty and honesty, "There are so many neighbors here, how can I not count my words? As long as you are willing to find something strange, the ten taels of silver is yours!"
The merchant still hesitated, and asked again: "Touch the bucket in front, and you will give me ten taels of silver, which is very beneficial. But why do you have to give you 100 taels if you want to touch the bucket behind you? There is a big girl with yellow flowers hidden in the barrel behind you, how precious is the gold?"
"The barrel behind here..."
Hu Tutu shook his head, smiled, and said, "Of course I can't tell you the secrets in this bucket. If I tell you, won't you want to steal my business from now on?"
"makes sense."
The merchant thought for a while, then pulled up his sleeves, and said, "This is what I've said, if I don't touch it, I'm sorry for you...that ingot in my hand?"
This person was not afraid of Hu Tutu's cunning, after pulling up his sleeves, he only poked the lotus leaf with his bare arm, and touched the bottom of the bucket.
Immediately, an extremely foul stench emanated from the broken part of the lotus leaf.
As soon as the smell came out, everyone's expressions changed.
Even the smell of excrement and urine is not as good as one percent of the smell at this moment.
The vendor was the closest to the bucket, and felt extremely uncomfortable. He opened his mouth and spat out the overnight meal. He quickly took out his palm from the bucket and wiped it desperately on the lotus leaf.
A nameless anger appeared in the merchant's heart.
"I beat you to death, you bastard!"
The trader was about to die of anger. He raised his stinky right hand and was about to hit Hu Tutu, but Hu Tutu handed over the silver ingot weighing twelve taels.
"Okay, ten taels of silver for one touch."
Hu Tutu blocked Yinzi in front of him and said, "I keep what I say, and no one can deceive me."
"you you!"
The vendor grabbed the silver ingot with his clean left hand, and spread his clenched fists away. Angry and pleased at the same time, he cursed, "You're so fucking awesome!"
Even though he touched something extremely smelly, extremely disgusting, and even unforgettable for a lifetime, the merchant finally got ten taels of silver, which is not a loss.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
The vendor yelled and ran from the crowd to wash his hands.
However, the crowd didn't need the vendor to shout, they already gave way to a passage, and even after the vendor left, the passage still existed, because the place the vendor passed left a strong and pungent smell that lingered for a long time .
"I want to touch too!"
"Ten taels of silver, even if it's a pile of shit, I'll touch it!"
"A steamed stuffed bun is only three Wen, and one tael of silver can be exchanged for a penny, which is a thousand pennies. Touching a piece of shit can earn ten pennies, which is enough for the living expenses of five people in our family for several months..."
There are not a few people who are not afraid of smell or nausea.
Everyone crowded forward, and they all wanted to touch it.
But Hu Tutu dragged the bucket behind him, and said: "I have a rule in doing business, you only do it once a day. Someone has already touched it today, and I won't let anyone touch it a second time. Besides, I only have twelve taels on my body. Silver, even if you touch it, I will not give you any silver."
As soon as these words came out, everyone retreated resentfully.
If there is money after touching it, everyone will naturally flock to it, but if there is no money to get it, it will be a waste of money, wouldn't it be a big loss?
As a result, some people commented that Hu Tutu was a fool who gave away money for nothing.
Some people also think that Hu Tutu is actually the son of a rich family, and because he is tired of all kinds of eating, drinking and having fun, he thought of a way to harm others and benefit himself, just for fun.
Hu Tutu was not in a hurry, he didn't have much money, and he gave others ten taels of silver for nothing, but he didn't feel any pain at all, he just sat leisurely on the pole.
Seeing that Hu Tutu hadn't left, the people around immediately guessed vaguely that the strange thing just now was not over, and there was still a good show to watch.
At this moment, it is almost noon.
Hu Tutu was a little hungry, so he took out a pancake from his bosom, and ate and drank slowly, just the mountain spring water contained in the big gourd around his waist.
"Eat big cakes and drink spring water?"
"This fat man is definitely not a rich young master."
"Let's talk about it, is this fat man a fool? He can only afford to eat big cakes and drink plain water, but he actually gives money to others for nothing. Is he out of his mind?"
Everyone talked a lot, but Hu Tutu remained calm.
This Fatty Hu has the aura of a master who has a big landslide in front of him but does not change his color, and the elk thrives on the left without blinking his eyes.
Everyone is drunk and I am alone!
Sure enough, the good show is yet to come.
After half a stick of incense, I touched a strange one earlier and got a vendor weighing ten taels of silver ingot, and walked back again.The colorful juice on his right hand has been cleaned, but the stench has not weakened, on the contrary, it has become even more pungent.
"Fatty!"
A few strong men followed behind the vendor, passed through the crowd, came to Hu Tutu, and scolded angrily, "Why can't I wash off the smell on my hands, the more I wash it, the more it stinks?"
"It's none of my business if you can't wash off the smell?"
Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "When I go out to do business, I pay attention to a child who is innocent, and more importantly, a person who loves me. I have said long ago that if you touch it, I will give you ten taels of silver. Now you I touched it too, fat brother, I also gave the money, it is your own business if you don't wash it clean, what has it to do with me?"
"Fatty! You can't say that."
The peddler's face changed, and his expression became colder. Relying on the backing of a few strong men behind him, he said, "Let's go out to do business. There is no such scheming as you. You and I just considered it as your wish. I will touch you and give it to you." The money is actually very real. But the key is that after I touched it, it left a bad smell, and you are responsible for it."
"Bah! In this world, there has never been such a thing as a pie in the sky. You have won the silver, and you want me to get rid of the stink for you. What a beautiful idea you have!"
Hu Tutu's eyes were wide open, and instead of retreating, he stood in front of the merchant like a mountain of meat, and said, "We have already settled the money and goods, and we don't owe each other. I'm not your father, why should I deodorize you? When you smelled the smell earlier, you raised your fist and wanted to hit me, so we don't even have the friendship of meeting by chance, so why should I help you?"
"Fatty! Are you shameless?"
Seeing Hu Tutu's refusal to deodorize, the merchant looked even more annoyed, and said, "It will be a disadvantage at that time, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
"Dog Ri wants to turn his face?"
Hu Tutu was not afraid at all, and just stared at the vendor with a fierce look on his face, "You are a guy who wants to take advantage of it, but now you feel that you have suffered a disadvantage, and you want me to help you deodorize, why don't you think about that ingot of silver?" How do you feel? I'm not your father, so why do I spoil you and let you go?"
Seeing that Hu Tutu refused to budge, and comparing Hu Tutu's burly figure with his own, he immediately felt a little guilty and asked, "Fatty man, what do you want to deodorize me?"
"100 taels!"
Hu Tutu looked excited, the fierce look on his face disappeared without a trace, and he said with a pleasant face, "It's only 100 taels, and I will never ask for more than one tael!"